James Franco Tells Colbert That James Franco is Playing James Franco in the...
James Franco appeared on The Colbert Report tonight in an important meeting between two people who use personality as satire. After inquiring about Franco's various professions, which include actor...
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Intern Mauled and Killed in Lion Attack at California Animal Sanctuary
One day after a woman was fatally attacked by lions while having sex with her boyfriend, another young woman was killed by a lion in an animal sanctuary in California. The woman, a 26-year-old...
View ArticleWatch Marco Rubio Show Support for Rand Paul's Filibuster by Quoting Wiz...
As of this writing, Rand Paul's filibuster protesting potential legal drone assassinations on American soil was entering its eleventh hour. In addition to support across Twitter as well as lots of...
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Rand's Stand Ends After 12 Hours of Anti-Drone Filibuster
Republicans care about due process again! Or, at least, they did for 12 hours yesterday while Kentucky Senator Rand Paul stood on the Senate floor filibustering President Obama's nominee for director...
View ArticleHere Is a Woman Who Has Eaten More Than 50 Rubber Tires
This week's My Strange Addiction was less shocking in concept than usual. There was a woman who ate Vicks VapoRub, which is obviously bizarre, but when she put it in tea, she seemed borderline...
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North Korea Threatens to Nuke U.S. in 'Pre-emptive Strike'
North Korea, a famine-ridden kingdom ruled by a chubby 20-something cult leader's grandson, is going to launch a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the United States, its state media announced on...
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In Search of Self-Deprecation, Boston Is Confronted With the Reality that...
"Boston," a cramped Hollywood crime movie set populated primarily by the lesser Wahlbergs, is engaged in a gleeful back-and-forth exchange of japes with a national media outlet, calling to mind the...
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Report: 'Nutella Theft' a Major Problem for Dining Services at Columbia, As...
Columbia is reporting a rash of thefts on campus that have resulted in an estimated $5,000 worth of lost property each week. But before concerned students go out and purchase expensive security...
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Here's How Much Bacon and Sausage You Can Eat Without Getting Cancer
People who consume lots of processed meat run a greater risk of a premature death and are more likely to develop cancer and heart disease, according to a new study. But don't worry! Scientists still...
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Pennsylvania City Councilman Chastised, Mocked for Using Citywide Emergency...
A City Councilman in Washington, Pennsylvania, claims he didn't know the city's transit alert system was live when he used it to email a test message informing subscribers interested in public...
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The Brave New Workplace World Includes Data Sensors Monitoring Employees at...
In order to have a job to make enough money to buy food, clothing, shelter, and other necessities of human life, The Company is going to need a few things from you. We need you to be here on time. We...
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'Dumb' Identity Thief Hands Waitress Her Own Stolen ID Card
Applebee's waitress Brianna Priddy never expected to encounter her stolen driver's license again, much less in her own restaurant after having it handed to her by a customer who turned out to be the...
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No Suit, Sherlock: Doyle Estate is Embroiled in Public Domain Legal Battle
Just like the tweedy detective, Sherlock Holmes enthusiasts are obsessive, fanatical, and even controlling. Hence—Sherlock Holmes and the Clamorous Debate Over Public Domain Rights. This current...
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New Drink Regulations Force New Yorkers to Confront Essential Toxicity of...
New York City's ban on the sale of sugary drinks goes into effect on Tuesday, and The New York Times would have you believe "coffee drinkers... are likely to face a thicket of complications." This is...
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Women's College Students Will Pay in Blood for Throwing the Lamest Party Ever
Bryn Mawr College is a small women's liberal arts college located in a tony Philadelphia suburb. It prides itself on creating smart, empowered female leaders. It also creates HORRIBLE, WILD MONSTERS,...
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Brazilians Bidding Thousands of Dollars to Deflower the Country's First 'Real...
Ahead of an international convention of Real Doll fans set to take place in Brazil, the country's leading sex toy retailer Sexônico is offering inanimate women enthusiasts the chance to be the first...
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Wal-Mart Despised From Coast to Coast
Crap purveyor Wal-Mart has been trying for years to build itself a store in New York City, one of the few places in America that doesn't already have 666 Wal-Mart locations. The company's had a...
View ArticleHere's the First Trailer for the Final Installment of The Hangover
The party is finally coming to a close for The Hangover franchise, which will release its third and final installment on May 24th. Todd Phillips directs as he did the previous two times, and Bradley...
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Snow Clearing 'Idiot' Falls Off Roof, Makes Once-In-A-Lifetime Save
A Slovenian man attempting to show his buddies how to properly clear snow off a roof treated them instead to a potentially tragic demonstration of how to improperly clear snow off the roof — before...
View ArticleWatch the Trailer for Joss Whedon's Shakespeare Adaptation, Much Ado About...
While "the course of true love never did run smooth," Joss Whedon's jazzy, sparkly foray into Shakespeare adaptations looks velvety. His take on Much Ado About Nothing is shot mostly in black and...
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