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Girls Gone Stylized: Spring Breakers Is Gorgeous Hedonism
Warning: Minor spoilers. If Harmony Korine's Spring Breakers has a heart and soul (and I think it does), it can be summed up in the following scene: tween idols Vanessa Hudgens (High School Musical)...
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Coolest Kid in School Shows Up with $20,000 in Cash, Hands Out Hundred Dollar...
Police are still investigating how a 12-year-old girl from Taylor, Michigan, came to possess a backpack stuffed with $20,000 in cash. According to local police chief Mary Sclabassi, the unnamed Sixth...
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Moldova Is Officially the Hardest Partying Nation on Earth
Which country on earth parties harder than any other country? YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE ABOVE HEADLINE. A new World Health Organization report says three things that you may be...
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Attention Dolphins: Please Stop Coming to New York
Beginning around rush hour on Wednesday, eyewitness reports of a dolphin swimming around New York's East River started trickling in on Twitter. Before noon, local news teams were on the scene at FDR...
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76-Year-Old Argentinian Cardinal Bergoglio Named New Pope, First Ever from...
In a major surprise, Jorge Mario Bergoglio, an Argentinian cardinal predicted by almost no one, has been named Pope by the Papal Conclave. He will be the first-ever pope from the Western Hemipshere,...
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The One Person the Westboro Baptist Church Doesn't Hate? Jennifer Lawrence
"Have you ever met anyone who doesn't like Jennifer Lawrence?" asks Vice West Coast editor Jamie Lee Curtis Taete. No, you haven't, and neither has Taete. Which is why he decided to give some hate...
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$1 Million in Less Than Five Hours: Fans Propel Veronica Mars Movie to...
Fans of the mid-2000s series Veronica Mars are putting their money on the table to get their much beloved TV-show made into a movie. Donators broke records, raising a million dollars in four hours and...
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Charlie LeDuff Arrested for Excessive Grittiness, Realness
Peripatetic poet-reporter Charlie LeDuff, author of Detroit: An American Autopsy, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault after allegedly biting a security guard's finger this weekend, the...
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If You Wear Google's New Glasses You Are An Asshole
Atlantic writer Ta-Nehisi Coates has developed a brilliantly concise definition of an asshole: "A person who demands that all social interaction happen on their terms." He was inspired by the assholes...
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16-Year-Old Killed by NYPD Was Shot Three Times in Back, Four in Front
Kimani Gray, the 16-year-old who was killed in Brooklyn on Saturday night by two plainclothes police officers, was shot seven times: four in the front, three in the back. An autopsy report from the...
View ArticleLouis C.K. Goes Off on Heckler Who Interrupted Show to Compliment His 'Sexy...
During a recent special performance at the New York City Center aimed at raising money for his children's school, Louis C.K. was interrupted at least twice by a female audience member who wanted to...
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6,000 Disease-Ridden Dead Pigs Found Clogging a River in Shanghai
Earlier this week, nearly 6,000 dead pigs were found floating in the Huangpu River, roughly 40 miles north of Shanghai. As terrible and disconcerting as the discovery must have been for Shanghai's 23...
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New Pope, Humble Hardliner, Called Fight Against Gay Rights a 'War of God'
Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio, now to be known forever as Pope Francis, sounds likeable enough, to people who are disposed to like high-ranking men of the cloth. The 76-year-old Argentine is...
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Passengers Trapped on Shit-Encrusted Hell Cruise Docked in Caribbean
Despite overflowing toilets and "human waste all over the floor," passengers are being forbidden from leaving a Carnival cruise ship docked in port at St. Maarten—just a month after another Carnival...
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Woman Posts Ad for Secret Yard Sale of Cheating Husband's Possessions: 'Don't...
A Craigslist ad for a "huge ass estate sale" posted last week in the site's Vancouver-area vertical piqued the interest of locals less for the items being hawked than for the reason they were being...
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Oh My God Particle: Physicists Confirm Observation of Higgs Boson
Physicists at CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research confirmed today that they have discovered a subatomic particle that is a crucial building block of the universe. Called a Higgs boson,...
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This Is Not Christian Bale
A Redditor who claims to have grabbed this photo from 4chan's fashion boards (/fa/) swears this is definitely not Christian Bale but just some dude who dressed up as Christian Bale as Patrick Bateman...
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Chavez Told Jesus to Choose a South American Pope, Says Venezuelan President
Venezuela's interim president knows how the first South American Pope was elected: the late Venezuelan leader Hugo Chavez swayed Jesus. Nicolas Maduro said Chavez influenced Jesus, who then inspired...
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Hearst Reportedly Forces Out Unmarried Executive for Sexting With Consenting...
Page Six reports today that Scott Sassa, the president of the entertainment and syndication division of publishing giant Hearst, is "quitting" (in the sense of "being ordered to quit") in the wake of a...
View ArticleFox Affiliate Apologizes for Using Footage of Breasts to Illustrate News...
A Fox affiliate in Connecticut was forced to apologize several times yesterday after it aired b-roll of female breasts to illustrate a morning news report on a "Women's Day" event being held in the...
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