This Insane Office Escape Is Just Another Ordinary Monday Morning in Russia
Mondays, am I right? The guys behind Insane Office Escape know what I'm talking about. Billed in some circles as the Russian remake of Mike Judge's Office Space, the sequel to the "best music video...
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Greek Soccer Star Banned for Life for Nazi Salute (He Says He Was Just Sayin'...
A 20-year-old Greek soccer player has been banned for life from Greece's national teams for apparently throwing up a Nazi salute after scoring a game-winning goal on Saturday. (Deadspin's got video,...
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The Forgotten 'Myspace for Millionaires' Is Purging Untrustworthy Members
A few years ago, a tiny social network catering exclusively to rich wastrels called ASmallWorld became a momentary fascination of gossip sites like ours, because, hey—an "invitation only" snobby...
View ArticleHillary Clinton Announces Support of Gay Marriage
Hillary Clinton did not, apparently, before this morning, officially support gay marriage; now, she announces in this YouTube video, she does. And only three days after conservative Republican Senator...
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Beyoncé Releases a New Song Commanding Her Adoring Public To 'Bow Down'
Beyoncé is so cute when she gets angry: If the art accompanying her new song(s) "Bow Down / I Been On" is any indication, she looks like her prepubescent pageant-girl self Photoshopped onto a picture...
View ArticleTough Guy Taunts a Mob of Mad Cows, Quickly Realizes He Probably Shouldn't Have
Caution: Video opens on a close shot of an extremely dead cow. Taking his brand new Sony NEX-VG30H Handycam for a spin, Nathan Bverbeez decided to shoot some still footage of a dead cow for some...
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United Airlines Accidentally Sends Phoenix-Bound Dog to Ireland
Talk about lost luggage: An English Springer Spaniel scheduled to fly in the cargo hold of a United Airlines plane bound for Phoenix somehow ended up on a flight to Ireland, instead. Hendrix's owner,...
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You Have Nothing Interesting to Say About Brooklyn
It's not just that you don't have anything interesting to say about Brooklyn; we don't have anything interesting to say about Brooklyn. Neither blogs, nor magazines, nor newspapers, nor serious...
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Bill O'Reilly's Divorce Is So Ugly, God Got Involved
Bill O'Reilly wants his ex-wife to go to Hell. Literally. As we previously reported, the Fox News falafelist became separated from his former wife Maureen McPhilmy at some point in 2011, and later went...
View ArticleJason Molina, Magnolia Electric Co. Songwriter, Dead at 39
Jason Molina, the musician and songwriter behind the great Magnolia Electric Co. and Songs: Ohia, passed away on Saturday at 39, Chunklet's Henry Owings reports. Molina had struggled with severe...
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The 31 Most Powerful Promo Seconds You'll See This Afternoon: Gizmodo: The...
Tech makes you giddy. Tech makes you fly. Tech makes you sumo wrestle. These are just a few of the things I learned in the whiplash-inducing commercial for the BBC America show Gizmodo: The Gadget...
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Lindsay Lohan Is Headed Back to Rehab; Her Dad Screamed at Her Lawyer Outside...
Lindsay Lohan is headed back to rehab for 90 days. After arriving to court almost fifty minutes late, Lohan accepted a plea deal for charges stemming from last year's car accident. The deal consists...
View ArticleThis Two-Year-Old Onion Story Perfectly Predicted CNN's Shocking Steubenville...
CNN earned the ire of thousands over the weekend when it aired coverage of the Steubenville Rape trial that was shockingly sympathetic toward the rapists. "Incredibly difficult, even for an outsider...
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Lord Matthew Crawley Looks Way Different Now
Downton Abbey's Matthew Crawley, somewhat known for his portrayal of British actor Dan Stevens in a tedious, long-term project known as everyday life, surfaced recently looking way different than he...
View ArticleBreaking News Story Turns Out to Be Surprise Marriage Proposal by News...
A news anchor for a Fox affiliate in North Alabama unwittingly broke the news of her own marriage proposal this past Saturday when a "breaking news script" introducing the proposal was plugged into...
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What Girls Got Right: How We Talk (And Talk Back)
Bernard Baruch's famous quote-turned-cliché, "Those who matter don't mind, and those who mind don't matter," becomes quainter and more obsolete by the day. Technology has made the public-communicating...
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Joe Drops By New Pope's Inaugural Mass
What did Vice President Joe Biden and newly-ensconced Pope Francis talk about in their brief conversation on the long receiving line following the new pope's first mass? It's probably best left to...
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Happy Tenth Anniversary of the Iraq Invasion: 50 Dead in a Dozen Bombings
Ten years ago today, President George W. Bush announced the U.S. invasion of Iraq, to "disarm" the country, "free its people," and transform it into a "united, stable and free country." Today, more...
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North Carolina Church Refuses to Perform Straight Marriages 'Until This Right...
A United Methodist Church in North Carolina is taking a dramatic stand on the issue of marriage equality by announcing the immediate cessation of all its marriage-related services until the right to...
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Losing Sleep for a Week Can Lead to Immediate Weight Gain
Fourth meal is doing nobody no good. Not only is a healthy weight associated with a full night's sleep, but a recent study shows something more shocking and immediate—cutting down on sleep hours over...
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