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Vacation Is an Impressive Trifecta of Mean, Dumb, and Ugly
You can be mean, or you can be dumb, but only one of the two. Really, you can technically be whatever you want, but if you are both mean and dumb, you’re going to have an extremely hard time making it...
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What Mat Fraser’s Cripfest Taught Me About 'Crip Pride'
This past weekend, I found myself walking into the the Brooklyn Academy of Music and staring up at a poster of a man with thalidomide-stunted limbs awash in bold primary colors. I’d only heard about...
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Afghan Intelligence: Taliban Leader Mullah Omar Died Two Years Ago
According to Afghanistan’s main intelligence agency, Mullah Mohammad Omar, the Talibans’ spiritual leader turned “secretive head” and lead insurgent after the September 11 attacks, died over two years...
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U. of Cincinnati Cop Indicted in Traffic Stop Killing, Video Released
University of Cincinnati police officer Ray Tensing has been charged with murder in the killing of Sam DuBose, a black man, during a traffic stop two weeks ago. Prosecutors today announced the...
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This Week In Tabloids: Kylie and Tyga Are Literally Allegedly Married
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we think about Reese Witherspoon’s husband for the first time in two years, rewatch the dashcam footage of her arrest, and keep repeating “I am a U.S. citizen” in her...
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500 Days of Kristin, Day 185: Did Kristin Make Less Money Than Audrina?
On September 29, 2009, The Daily Beast released a blockbuster report that shook our nation to its core. With its publication, previously guarded information became public to American citizens for the...
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Windows 10: The Gizmodo Review
Windows 10 defies review.It’s not a finished product. It will never be a finished product, if you believe Microsoft. Like Apple with Mac OS X, Microsoft has decided that the tenth version of their...
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Debris Found in Indian Ocean Might Belong to Missing Flight MH370
Sixteen months after Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 disappeared, debris from the aircraft may have been found near an island in the western Indian Ocean. CNN is, of course, all over the story and reports...
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A Parched Millionaire Broke Into Obama's Favorite Bistro to Steal Vodka
What’s a thirsty millionaire to do when he’s fiending for a Campari and there’s nary a bar in sight? Ignoring the fact that this happened in Georgetown, a college town literally lined with bars, the...
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Story Argues Against Flying With Support Animals; I Remain Unconvinced
Take one look at the gif above and tell me that seeing a turtle scuttling around wouldn’t improve the experience of being cattle-herded through one of the circles of hell that is a U.S. airport. The...
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Video of Sam DuBose's Death Drastically Different From the Police Report
University of Cincinnati police officer Ray Tensing was charged Wednesday with the murder of Sam DuBose, 43, an unarmed black driver he had pulled over for an alleged missing license plate. At the...
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Deadspin Taste Roger Goodell’s Wrath With Our NFL Punishment Generator | Gizmodo Windows 10: The Gizmodo Review | Jalopnik I Took My Hummer To New York City, And It Was Awful | Kotaku Five Nights at...
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Neighbor: Elderly Shrub Fucker Apologized for Fucking Shrub
An 81-year-old alleged shrub fucker was arrested in Connecticut on Monday after allegedly fucking a shrub, the Associated Press reports.Police say they were alerted to Wallace Berg’s alleged...
View ArticleMatthew Sanchez, the 911 operator who allegedly hung up on a woman aiding a...
Matthew Sanchez, the 911 operator who allegedly hung up on a woman aiding a dying teen after telling her, “You can deal with it yourself,” has resigned, NBC News reports. “Sanchez tendered his...
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Law & Order Director Arrested for Child Pornography
Television director Jason “Jace” Alexander—not to be confused with Seinfeld star Jason Alexander—was arrested in New York on Wednesday on child pornography charges, CBS New York reports.In addition to...
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No, Ben Affleck Is Not Dating the Nanny, According to Ben Affleck
Earlier today, Bobby Finger—Jezebel writer, rumormonger, and my enemy—reported that Ben Affleck has been dating his children’s nanny, Christine Ouzounian, since his separation from Jennifer Garner....
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Two Dead After Small Plane Crashes at Milwaukee Airport
A single-engine passenger plane carrying two people crashed and caught fire at Milwaukee’s Timmerman Airport Wedndesday evening, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reports. The Milwaukee County Department...
View ArticleAccording to Politico, former Virginia Governor and future Google search term...
According to Politico, former Virginia Governor and future Google search term “Jim Gilmore” filed papers to run for president today, bringing the total number of Republican presidential hopefuls to...
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Baby elephant frolics with birds?Baby elephant frolics with birds.[h/t The Daily Dot]
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Millennials Won't Get Out There and Feather Their Own Nests
“Millennials,” a demographic group defined by a slavish devotion to “keeping it real” by purchasing the correct consumer products, are now old enough to be “out there” in the world, “doing their...
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