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Hero Subway Employees Ignore Robber With Bag on Head Until He Goes Away
Two teenage sandwich artists thwarted an attempted robbery this week using nothing more than their natural apathy and the weight of their crushing indifference, WPRI reports.According to police, a man...
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Lion-Killing Dentist Disappears as Zimbabwe Requests Extradition
On Friday, the hunter became the hunted.America’s most reviled dentist, Dr. Walter James Palmer, disappeared this week after news broke of his involvement in the hunting death of a beloved Zimbabwean...
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Debris Found in Indian Ocean Match Part Number of Missing MH370 Flight
The plane debris that washed up on an island shore this week match the part number of the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, authorities announced Friday, rather loudly, one imagines, so as to be...
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Hey, Does Anyone Know If Whitney Cummings Gained 25 Pounds?
Whitney Cummings, comedian and actor, has a body. But does she have 25 pounds more of a body than she did a little bit ago, and is it because she thought she was too skinny before? Hmm, lemme see.Ah,...
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Deadspin Chris Mortensen Won’t Talk About Being Fed False Info By The NFL | Gizmodo How To Survive The Cascadia Tsunami | Jalopnik The Feds Are Going To Make Automakers Pay Not-Quite Out The Nose |...
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Hillary Clinton Is Running For Capitulator-In-Chief
If Hillary Clinton’s stance on the minimum wage is any indicator, the Democratic party can expect a leader who specializes in the party’s greatest talent: capitulation.For well over a year now, a...
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Why Won’t the Times Burn Their Sources for Botched Clinton Story?
On July 23, The New York Times reported that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was facing a “criminal inquiry” from the Department of Justice regarding the way she handled sensitive government...
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Here's What Not to Do When You Find a Bag Filled With $150,000 in Cash
You just found a bag filled with $150,000 in cash, mistakenly left behind by an ATM worker. What do you do? The answer, dear readers who work in law enforcement, is obvious—you turn it in. What do you...
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Kids At 20: A Relentlessly Unpleasant Day In The Life Of '90s NYC
Larry Clark and Harmony Korine’s Kids was released 20 years ago this week, but if you want to have a celebratory home screening of it, you’re going to have a harder time than you might have expected....
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Meek Mill: No, Really, Someone Peed on Drake in a Movie Theater
The late Meek Mill, who passed away Wednesday as a result of getting bodied by Drake’s “Back to Back” diss track, continues to talk shit about Drake from beyond the grave. His rebuttal song, released...
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How Progressive Are The Media Liberals?
There are many media organizations that espouse progressive values—in their editorial product, and in their stated corporate beliefs. Now, employees are asking for unions. How progressive are these...
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Dad
Privacy advocate Mark Zuckerberg and his wife Priscilla are proud to announce that they are pregnant with Earth’s newest mega-heiress.http://valleywag.gawker.com/happy-belated-...The Silicon Valley...
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Why Are Dogs So Insanely Happy to See Us When We Get Home?
Unlike a certain companion animal that will go unnamed, dogs lose their minds when reunited with their owners. But it’s not immediately obvious why our canine companions should grant us such an...
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The Bizarre Anti-Vaxxer Holistic Doctor Murder Conspiracy, Explained
On June 19, a fisherman found the body of Dr. James Bradstreet—a forceful proponent of the bunk theory that vaccines are linked to autism—in a North Carolina river, with a gunshot wound through his...
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Remember When Dr. Dre Bashed a Female Journalist’s Face Against a Wall?
In January of 1991, producer/rapper and then-N.W.A. member Andre “Dr. Dre” Young attacked hip-hop journalist Denise “Dee” Barnes in a nightclub. If you hadn’t heard about the incident going into F....
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Ice-T & Coco Discuss Their New Baby, Talk Show, and Forever Love
Ice-T and Coco finish each others’ sentences. It’s something you might expect from newlyweds, or couples otherwise in the dawn of their relationships, but the duo has been married since 2002, and their...
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Other Officers at Scene Won't Be Charged for Lies in Sam DuBose Killing
Two University of Cincinnati police officers who witnessed fellow cop Ray Tensing fatally shoot unarmed black driver Sam DuBose will not face criminal charges. Officers Phillip Kidd and David...
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Seattle Breaks Record for Most 90°+ Days Ever Recorded in One Year
Yesterday’s high temperature in Seattle was 94°F, breaking the record as the city’s tenth day so far this year with a high temperature at or above 90°F. This brutal July smashed extremes across the...
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Here Is a Massive List of Max Read Owns
Malcolm Read passed away on Monday, July 20. Not a particularly masculine man, Max leaves behind a bad, unwanted website, 20 dirty children, and a cat named Khaleesi. His spirit has retreated to Italy,...
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Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos
Occasionally, against all odds, you’ll see an interesting or even enjoyable picture on the Internet. But is it worth sharing, or just another Photoshop job that belongs in the digital trash heap? Check...
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