The AP reports that two people died and 15 were injured on Monday after...
The AP reports that two people died and 15 were injured on Monday after severe weather caused a circus tent to collapse in Lancaster, New Hampshire. Yesterday, storm winds caused a tent to collapse at...
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It Begins
The online ecophages known as Minions have already conquered the internet, much of Iraq and death itself. Now, it seems, they are finally coming for the rest of the world, starting with Ireland.Escaped...
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Will Smith Is the Only Trustworthy Source for Will & Jada Divorce News
Whatever you’ve been reading about Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, don’t believe it, okay? No matter what some yellow journalists are telling you, Will and Jada are doing GREAT and the only people fit to...
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Cop and Baby Skunk With Yogurt Cup on Head for President
In the coming year, a number of both experienced legislators and relative neophytes will ask for your support as they seek election as President of United States. There is, however, only one candidate...
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Manhattan's Bodegas Are Slowly Dying Off
The corner bodega is the latest victim to Manhattan’s ever-ascending cost of living and operating an independent business, having been supplanted in some cases by chain supermarkets and pharmacies....
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Everything You Need to Know About Obama's Clean Energy Plan
Last month, scientists at a UN conference delivered a sobering warning: To prevent catastrophic warming of the planet, we must reduce all carbon emissions to zero by the end of the 21st century. Today,...
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Deadspin Craig James Sues Fox Sports For Religious Discrimination | Gizmodo Rob Rhinehart’s Latest Attempt to Make You Buy Soylent Is Terrible | io9 The New Spider-Man Reboot Won’t “Revisit” His Origin...
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Late British Prime Minister Edward Heath Accused of Raping 12-Year-Old
A man now in his 60s claims that Edward Heath, who served as Prime Minister of the United Kingdom from 1970 to 1974 and died in 2005, raped him when he was 12 years old in 1961. Officials are also...
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Richard Cohen Is Great Friends With the Politicians He Writes About
Dotty Washington Post columnist and cane-waving oldie Richard Cohen still has his memory, thank god. And that memory is full of him hanging out with politicians. Has he told you about it?He begins,...
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Michael Strahan Forces Louis Tomlinson to Admit Impending Fatherhood
Louis Tomlinson had sex with a woman once—it’s true. He said so on live television. http://defamer.gawker.com/one-directions...One Direction performed on Good Morning America this morning and, once the...
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Marissa Cooper Haunts Singles Mixer In the Hamptons
The late Marissa Cooper (1988 - 2006) left her grave in Orange County this past weekend and traveled to New York to attend a singles mixer for “elite” white people who use the dating app “The League.”...
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Drake Dances on Meek Mill's Grave at OVOFest
After knocking out Meek Mill last week with successive diss tracks, Drake took the stage Monday night at OVOFest, his annual hometown celebration, to enter the fatality code and Finish Him....
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Homme de Plume: What I Learned Sending My Novel Out Under a Male Name
The plan made me feel dishonest and creepy, so it took me a long time to send my novel out under a man’s name. But each time I read a study about unconscious bias, I got a little closer to trying it.I...
View ArticleCops Say Video of Them Mocking a Disabled Woman Violates Their Privacy
This past June, three Santa Ana police officers were suspended after a video surfaced of them joking about kicking a woman in a wheelchair “in the fucking nub” and eating (what appears to be)...
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A List of Things to Send Obama for His Birthday
Barack Hussein Obama II is 54 years young today. You are probably wondering (aloud to a stranger on the street at this very moment): What should I send Obama for his birthday? I’m glad you asked.Here,...
View ArticleKelly Osbourne Stands Up For Latinos: You Need Them to Clean Toilets
For reasons not readily apparent to me or anyone I know, celebukid and former Fashion Police scab Kelly Osbourne was a guest host on The View this morning. Like every time she goes on TV, Kelly offered...
View ArticleThe president’s new plan to fight climate change is modest at best, but it...
The president’s new plan to fight climate change is modest at best, but it does open the door for states to impose their own versions of a carbon tax—the only thing that will actually work. Hurry up...
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Stop Sharing Those Terrible, Fake Winter Forecast Maps on Social Media
Have you seen maps floating around social media that promise record-breaking snowfall this winter? They’re all fake, so stop sharing them. These ridiculous hoaxes have tricked millions of people into...
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500 Days of Kristin, Day 191: A Private Thought
I see no upside to Kristin having this app. Makes my job a little easier, I guess.This has been 500 Days of Kristin.[Photo via Getty]
View ArticleDeadspin 22 Years Ago Today, Nolan Ryan Beat The Shit Out Of Robin Ventura |...
Deadspin 22 Years Ago Today, Nolan Ryan Beat The Shit Out Of Robin Ventura | Gizmodo Why Are URLs Full of So Many Garbage Characters? | Jezebel Homme de Plume: What I Learned Sending My Novel Out Under...
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