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Morgan Freeman's Step-Granddaughter Fatally Stabbed in Manhattan
Morgan Freeman’s step-granddaughter E’dena Hines, 33, whose grandmother was the actor’s first wife, was stabbed to death early Sunday morning in Manhattan’s Washington Heights neighborhood.Law...
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Apollo Astronaut Says UFOs Came to Prevent Nuclear War
The sixth man to walk on the Moon says that pacifist alien visitors tried to create world peace by disabling missiles during Cold War weapons tests. Edgar Mitchell, who walked on the Moon during the...
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At Least Four Dead After Small Planes Collide Near Mexican Border
Reuters reports that two small aircraft collided mid-air about 15 miles southeast of downtown San Diego on Sunday, killing at least four people and starting a two-acre brush fire.“There are four...
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Donald Trump Lies to Little Boy: "I Am Batman."
Noted Donald Trump enthusiast Donald Trump lied to a group of children yesterday during an incredible series of events that played out like the bleakest of CNN wet dream. In a video posted to Facebook,...
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Report: Morgan Freeman's Step-Granddaughter Was Killed in an Apparent Exorcism
According to New York Post “police sources,” Morgan Freeman’s step-granddaughter was stabbed to death this weekend by her boyfriend, who was allegedly experiencing some sort of drug-induced...
View ArticleJohn Oliver Set Up His Own Church to Call Bullshit on Corrupt Televangelists
Televangelists didn’t disappear in the ‘80s—there are actually more of them than ever. They ask for private planes and piles of money from people who can’t actually afford it in exchange for vague and...
View ArticleDeadspin Golf Is In A Very Good Place | Gizmodo Apollo Astronaut Says UFOs...
Deadspin Golf Is In A Very Good Place | Gizmodo Apollo Astronaut Says UFOs Came to Prevent Nuclear War | io9 How Much of George Miller’s 1999 Draft of Mad Max: Fury Road Made It Into the Final Movie? |...
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Jonah Peretti Is Not Your Friend
Over the past few months, a wave of unionization has swept across new media. On Friday, the media union movement got its first official enemy. Now writers get to find out who is a friend, and who is...
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Ex-Affleck Nanny Reportedly Seeking Employment as "The Bachelorette"
Though her alleged romance with Ben Affleck has (allegedly) ended, the Afflecks’ former nanny Christine Ouzounian has not given up on love. In fact, she’s prepared to shit where she eats again: Page...
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18 Killed, Dozens Injured in Bomb Blast Near Bangkok Shrine
Just after 7 p.m. local time, a bomb exploded near the Erawan shrine in downtown Bangkok. At least 18 people were reportedly killed in the blast, including four foreigners, and at least 80 more were...
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NBA Player Allegedly Lies About Dating or Having Ever Met Rihanna
Memphis Grizzlies forward Matt Barnes is very good friends with Rihanna and, not bragging, but they’re basically dating now, Matt Barnes told TMZ recently. Uhh—no, reports Rihanna. “Rihanna is my...
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A Perfect Parody of Taylor Swift's Crazed Pursuit to Bring Every Famous Woman...
Here is an incomplete list of the guests Taylor Swift has welcomed to the stage so far during her 1989 tour: Gigi Hadid, Lorde, Serayah McNeill from Empire, Lena Dunham, the U.S. Women’s soccer team,...
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@TheFatJewish Is a Thief
Josh Ostrovsky, a.k.a. “The Fat Jew,” has turned a single Instagram account into an online comedy career. But that entire career is based on ripping off other people’s jokes.Last week, the Hollywood...
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The Weather Forecasts in the Old Farmer's Almanac Are a Bunch of Malarkey
If it’s August, it’s another issue of the Old Farmer’s Almanac that sends the internet’s collective mind into a tizzy. The much vaunted annual publication is famous for “accurately” predicting the...
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State Department Finds Thousands of Philippe Reines Emails It Claimed Did Not...
Earlier this year, Gawker Media sued the State Department over its response to a Freedom of Information Act request we filed in 2013, in which we sought emails exchanged between reporters at 33 news...
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Tracy Morgan to Host Saturday Night Live
Sixteen months after a devastating car accident left him in critical condition, Tracy Morgan is returning to Saturday Night Live. The former 30 Rock star will host the October 17 episode of the...
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Don't Be Fooled: These Are NOT Jennifer Aniston's Wedding Dresses
Did Jennifer Aniston’s fake wedding dress make a fool of you this weekend? You have my sympathies. No one likes to be made a fool, and the weekend is supposed to be your time.If Jennifer Aniston’s fake...
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Mistakes Were Made: A Talk With the Head of the Communist Party USA
The United States of America has a Communist Party. John Bachtell is its national chairman. We spoke to him about American politics, the mistakes of the Soviets, and communism’s “branding...
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Elite Boarding School Student Accused of Rape Says Seniors Had Annual Sex...
The man accused of raping an underclassman at John Kerry’s alma mater allegedly told detectives it was all a misunderstanding tied to a annual tradition known as the “Senior Salute,” wherein seniors...
View ArticleBaltimore Batman, Who Visited Hospitals in Costume, Killed in Batmobile Accident
Lenny Robinson, the Maryland man who sold his cleaning business and invested thousands in becoming a real-life Batman so he could cheer up terminally ill children in hospitals, was killed in a car...
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