Being Hillary Clinton's Private Spy Was a Full-Time Job
When journalist-turned-Clinton-shill Sidney Blumenthal was blocked by the Obama White House from a full-time job in Hillary Clinton’s State Department, he settled for the next best thing: Constantly...
View ArticleA Typhoon and a Hurricane Are the Same, So Why Do We Call Them Different Names?
A tropical cyclone is an iconic storm that strikes fear (or laughter) in the heart of coastal residents around the world. Most of these low pressure systems over the ocean are weak, but some can grow...
View ArticleCosby Rapeseed Portrait Banned from State Fair: "In America, We Call It Canola"
Artist and programmer Nick Rindo, whose medium of choice is various plant seeds, created a portrait of accused sexual predator Bill Cosby out of canola seeds and submitted it to the Minnesota State...
View ArticleNice Going, Shane. Look What You Did. Do You Have Any Idea How Much This Is...
Great, Shane. This is just fucking great.What were you even thinking? How many times have we told you to... I just don’t even know what to say!Honestly, do you have any idea how much this is going to...
View ArticleDeadspin Shut Up About Tom Brady’s Legacy | Jezebel Here’s How New Texas...
Deadspin Shut Up About Tom Brady’s Legacy | Jezebel Here’s How New Texas Public School Textbooks Write About Slavery | Kotaku Steam Is Getting An Uncensored Sex Game | Lifehacker Why Facebook Makes...
View ArticleEx-Director of Jared Fogle Charity Pleads Guilty to Child Porn Charges
On Tuesday, the former director of Jared Fogle’s anti-childhood obesity charity pled guilty to 12 counts of child exploitation and one count of distributing and receiving child pornography, charges...
View ArticleI'm Sorry, But Who the Fuck Does This Homewrecking Pig Think She Is?
Do you see this pig? The one photographed above, biting her pen like it’s a throbbing, 1-2 inch long piece of felt? This, my friends, is Denise, and it’s recently come to my attention that she’s the...
View ArticleCops Caught Beating Suspected Horse Thief on Live TV Charged With Assault
Three California deputies who repeatedly punched and kicked an apparently subdued suspected horse thief on live television earlier this year have been charged with assault by a police officer, the L.A....
View ArticleCops: Son of Baltimore Police Commander Fatally Stabbed Roommate
The son of a high-ranking Baltimore police commander was arrested on Tuesday after officials say he stabbed his roommate multiple times, killing him, WJZ-TV reports.28-year-old Melvin Russell—son of...
View ArticleTiny Pup Prefers the Window Stay Down, Not That You Care
“Hey, can the window stay down for now? I like it down, thanks.”“Hey, wait! I said down. I said I wanted it—”“Alright, never mind, I guess. It’s—it’s okay. It wasn’t really that important,...
View ArticleSurprise Military Reunions At NFL Games Reach Peak Bullshit
During last weekend’s preseason St. Louis Rams game, a familiar ritual played out: With a stadium full of fans and a television audience watching, Rams cheerleader Candace Ruocco Valentine was...
View ArticleBaltimore Judge Refuses to Drop Charges Against Freddie Gray Cops
Wednesday morning, Judge Barry Williams refused to drop the charges against the six Baltimore police officers accused of being responsible for Freddie Gray’s death. Williams also denied a motion to...
View ArticleIn Praise of Piers Morgan's Tweet Reading "I Want To Die" On Its Third...
On this day, September 2, in 2012, Piers Morgan, the then-CNN host, tweeted, simply, “I want to die.”Morgan was, I think, upset about some sort of soccer thing. Or maybe he wasn’t. Maybe he just wanted...
View ArticleHow Many Chinese Movies Are There? Asking for Bruce Willis
Bruce Willis and Rumer Glenn Willis, his daughter, are both slated to appear in Xiao Feng’s upcoming Chinese war drama The Bombing. According to Bruce Willis, this is a fact they were unaware of until...
View ArticleToday's Best Deals: Cheaper Shoes, Nest Closeout, Bike Gear, and More
Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on...
View ArticleThe New York Times Is Suddenly No Longer Above Reading Someone's Hacked Emails
When hackers dumped an unfathomably large trove of internal materials from Sony Pictures on the internet last December, it created a feeding frenzy among reporters—unless you worked at the New York...
View ArticleCan This White Woman Have It All?
Rachel Dolezal, 37, a divorced, unemployed mother of one, has announced she’s pregnant with her second child. Love. Motherhood. A prominent career in racial justice. A medium Mystic Tan. Dreadlocks....
View ArticleThis Week In Tabloids: Christine Ouzounian Leaves Her Pregnancy Tests Everywhere
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we get a text message from our best friend Jennifer Aniston that says, “:-\ Justin and I r getting a divorce,” sigh, roll our eyes, respond, “Awww bb want me to come...
View ArticleWhy Is the Guardian Lying About the Pope’s Trees?
The Guardian today, picking up on a paper in Nature, reports that scientists have calculated that there are more than “3tn” trees on Earth. The “3tn” means three trillion. What does “trillion” mean in...
View ArticleWhite Rapper Du Jour Caught Saying the N-Word in Unearthed Video
If this is your first time hearing of the white rapper named Post Malone then it probably wasn’t how he would have planned it, with a video of him saying “nigga” discovered by a message board and then...
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