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Google Docs will now type words you say except words like f***
I’m sitting in the phone room trying to use Google Docs new voice typing feature so far it’s working pretty well. it turns out that voice typing won’t punctuate your sentences for you. Capital R. I’m...
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Backlash Over Supposedly Educational ‘Slave Tetris’ Video Game
This is a screen shot from Slave Tetris, which I can assure you was a very real mini-game once featured in Playing History 2: Slave Trade. Originally released in 2013, the mini-game has now been...
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Do Not Fuck The Weeknd
The Weeknd sings about sex a lot, and it almost always sounds like a miserable experience. Who wants that? Do you? If yes, please ask yourself why. Actually, I’m going to stop you right there and...
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Kim Davis' Deputies Agree to Issue Same-Sex Marriage Licenses While She's...
After Rowan County, Kentucky, clerk Kim Davis was held in contempt of court and locked up Thursday for refusing to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples “on God’s authority,” five of her six...
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Angry Trump Fans Keep Emailing This Poor Woman Whose Name Is Almost "Megyn...
Megan Kelly, a 24-year-old project manager for a marketing company in Pittsburgh, is not former attorney and current Fox News personality Megyn Kelly. But unfortunately for Megan-with-an-“a”, the...
View ArticleObama Jerks Off Fish by Accident
As a lady it brings me no pleasure to tell you that yesterday while President Barack Obama was doing a little fishing in Dillingham, Alaska at Kanakanak Beach, a big salmon jizzed all over him. Our...
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Cop Sparks Huge Manhunt After Allegedly Shooting Up His Car, Calling in False...
Police in Millis, Massachusetts, spent hours on Wednesday searching for a man who shot at a moving police cruiser, causing its driver to crash and the cruiser to catch fire. Today, the Millis Police...
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500 Days of Kristin, Day 221: Kristin. Would It Kill You to Try.
Today, Kristin Cavallari–whose debut book about “really just everything” in her life hits shelves in 279 days—published an article on her app titled “Fall Shoe Style.” It is, apparently, the final...
View ArticleDeadspin Roger Goodell Issues Statement On Tom Brady Decision | Gizmodo...
Deadspin Roger Goodell Issues Statement On Tom Brady Decision | Gizmodo Google Chrome Just Got a Lot Faster | | Jalopnik The Secret Story Of How Bubonic Plague Nearly Broke Out In New York City |...
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Prosecutors Will Seek Death Penalty for Dylann Roof in Charleston Church...
South Carolina prosecutors announced today that they will seek the death penalty for Dylann Storm Roof, the 21-year-old white man accused of shooting and killing nine people at Charleston’s...
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Virginia Cop Who Fatally Shot Unarmed Black Teen Indicted for Murder
On Thursday, a police officer in Portsmouth, Virginia was fired and taken into custody after a grand jury indicted him for first-degree murder over the April shooting death unarmed black teen, NBC News...
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Dumbass Teen Arrested for Dumbass School Shooting Snapchat "Prank"
Here is a good prank: Sewing your sleeping friend to a couch so he wakes up to discover he’s the first cushion-based Transformer. Here is a not good prank: Sharing a picture of your classmates over...
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Here's Kim Davis's Mugshot
Kim Davis, the Kentucky Clerk who was jailed Thursday, now has a mugshot. The image shows Davis to be about 5’5” tall (including her hair), which is apparently an ideal height for standing behind...
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Three Shot, One Killed on California College Campus
Sacramento City College went into lockdown on Thursday after three people were shot, one of them fatally, in a parking lot on the south edge of the school’s campus, KHTK reports.According to a City...
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Donald Trump Gives His Solemn Word He Won't Betray the Republican Party
On Thursday, cursed Halloween mask Donald Trump swore himself to the GOP, signing a non-binding pledge that he would never, never ever run as an independent candidate should he not win the party’s...
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Supposedly Miserable Man Frolics With His Supposed 19-Inch Penis
If ever there were a time that I wanted to see the receipts, it is now. I say that a lot, but this time I mean it. A 52-year-old Mexican man, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, went viral recently for claiming...
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The Daily Mail Sues Gawker Media, Former Employee for Defamation
Earlier this year, the writer James King wrote a story for Gawker titled “My Year Ripping Off the Web With the Daily Mail Online,” in which he recounted his experience writing for the website of the...
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Gay Couple Receives Marriage License as Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis Remains Jailed
With anti-gay Clerk Kim Davis locked up for contempt of court, William Smith and James Yates were able to this morning to finally obtain a gay marriage license from the Rowan County, Kentucky,...
View ArticleDocumentary Now!'s Vice Parody Is So Great
Now that Mr. Robot’s first season is over, the Bill Hader/Fred Armisen/Seth Meyers IFC series that satirizes documentaries, Documentary Now!, is basically the best thing on TV. Their absurd riff on...
View ArticleFour Charged With Pulling McDonald's Worker out of Drive-Thru Window and...
A video that spread online earlier this week, showing a teenage McDonald’s employee being pulled through a drive-thru window and into a car, seemed too crazy to be real. But the attack wasn’t staged,...
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