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Did Luke Really Make "Good" Coffee on Gilmore Girls? An Investigation
Coffee played an integral role in the early-2000s mother-daughter psychodrama Gilmore Girls, and Luke Danes, the town’s dinerman, was its primary purveyor. Much was made throughout the series about how...
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Roots of a Revolution: New Documentary Charts the Turbulent Evolution of the...
“It is a call for black people in this country to unite, to recognize their heritage, to build a sense of community,” activist Stokely Carmichael said in June 1966 upon his release from jail (he had...
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Rain and a Hurricane Almost Changed the Course of History on September 11, 2001
Everyone remembers the weather fourteen years ago. Every remembrance story, every “where were you when” conversation, every newscast before the attacks mentions how the sky was a brilliant, deep shade...
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Enjoy 9/11
Today is You-Know-What, and like every year for the past fourteen years, you’re expected to feel solemn and anxious. And you should, for exactly one minute. But I’ve got another idea: how about after...
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Johnny Depp Is Not Concerned About Those Smuggling Charges—And Why Should He...
Suppose one night a witch came to you in a dream and presented you with the following proposition: You can have minor fame and a reasonable prenup if you marry Johnny Depp. But someday, when the time...
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In Basic Heaven, It's Standing Room Only: Lauren Conrad's NYFW Debut
In 2008, Lauren Conrad (of Laguna Beach, Calif.) made her runway debut at L.A. Fashion Week with the Lauren Conrad Collection, a now-defunct line she said was inspired by “a trip to Paris.” It was so...
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Holy Shit, M. Night Shyamalan Finally Made a Movie Worth Watching: The Visit
All is forgiven, M. Night Shyamalan. If we had to endure the director’s last decade of cinematic abortions—which ranged from the hilariously bad (The Happening) to the utterly unwatchable (After...
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How to Have Sex When One of You is Significantly Taller than the Other
I’m five feet even, and married to a six footer. As a small person, I am all too familiar with having my face stuck in an armpit or squashed against a nipple while trying to get down. Here’s what I’ve...
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Horny Couple Tells Local News All About Their Drunken Afternoon of Parking...
A Virginia woman arrested after having afternoon sex in a parking lot with her unconscious boyfriend told the local news the alcohol just made her really horny. Kimberly Jackson, 36, was taken into...
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Your Boss and Your Money and Who's Your Friend
You may love your job. You may love your boss. But if your boss has a problem with you getting the money you deserve, then the friendly boss is not your friend.At the University of Washington, a group...
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Fall Is Here and So Are Books, Here Are 9 Must-Reads
“FALL BOOKS ARE HERE” screams a banner hanging from your local bookstore. “READ THESE HUGE 700 PAGE NOVELS” implores a website. The fun thing about reading is that you can do it at any time of the...
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Trump No Longer Extends Best 9/11 Wishes To Losers, Haters
Woody Allen impersonator and incessant tweeter Donald Trump has a lot to say to the losers and haters of the world. But apparently, that list no longer includes his wishes for a pleasant 9/11. Because...
View ArticlePepsi cola that you make at home in a SodaStream will be one of the most...
Pepsi cola that you make at home in a SodaStream will be one of the most unnecessary consumer products of our generation.
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Today's Best Deals: Cordless Vacuum, Electric Shavers, External Storage, and...
Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on...
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Calvin Harris Visits "Best Happy Ending" Thai Massage Parlor; Name Taylor...
It’s always nice when couples have common interests, like skiing or manga or believing in fairytales. For example: In 2008, Taylor Swift sang, “I had so many dreams/About you and me/Happy endings/Now I...
View ArticleThis Fat Little Idiot Has No Idea How to Sleep
This dog’s name is “Spanky,” allegedly, but if you told me his name was “Sleepy” I’d have no choice but to believe you. And then I’d have no choice but to ask, “But—shouldn’t his name be ‘Dumb Sleepy’...
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Katie Holmes Could Be Anyone, Anywhere
Katie Holmes: What does she look like? If you’ve begun to describe the “classic” image of Katie Holmes we’ve seen in media such as Dawson’s Creek, please do me a favor and shut your mouth because...
View ArticleBear Cubs Struggle To Tame The Mighty Hammock
Someone needs to hook this bear family up with the Pool Bears. That would make for one hell of a party, my pals.
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Security Footage Shows Cop's Brutal Takedown of Tennis Star James Blake
On Monday, a plainclothes NYPD officer tackled and handcuffed a black man who allegedly looked like a credit card fraud suspect, but was actually tennis star James Blake (who is not a suspect). On...
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Happy Ending Enthusiasts Review the Massage Parlor Where Calvin Harris Did...
EDM Ken-doll and Taylor Swift consort Calvin Harris was seen leaving a Thai massage parlor on Sunset Boulevard earlier this week, after spending two hours inside. Radar reported the spot Harris visited...
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