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Sunday's Best Deals: Apple Laptops, Gilmore Girls, Gaming Mouse, and More
Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on...
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Woman Arrested After Attacking Times Square Desnuda
On Saturday afternoon, a crazed woman attacked one of Times Square’s topless women, or desnudas, punching her and calling her a “nasty whore,” the New York Post reports. Both women were...
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Moses Malone Is Dead At 60
Moses Malone died in his sleep early this morning in Norfolk, VA. He was 60. Malone was among the first players to go from high school straight to the pros. He was drafted by the Utah Stars and signed...
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Cops: Florida Man Trying to Buy Weed Accidentally Texts Narcotics Captain
A Florida man looking to score drugs was arrested this month after police say he mistakenly texted the captain of the Martin County Sheriff’s Narcotics Unit, The Washington Post reports.“When 29-year...
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Kim Davis Is In Her Office With the Blinds Closed
Kentucky clerk Kim Davis has found a way to have her wedding cake and eat it too: she’s back in the office collecting a paycheck but she won’t be issuing any marriage licenses to gay couples, no siree....
View ArticleLittle Girl Scares the Shit Out of Herself; It's OK, We've All Been There
Sometimes you’re out, wandering around a parking lot in a cute pink jacket, seemingly without a care in the world, when a dark notion suddenly falls upon you: “I have no one to blame for this but...
View ArticleJohn Oliver: Your Right to an Attorney Is Mostly Theoretical
In the fair, just, and wise United States legal system, arrested individuals who are unable to pay for an attorney will have one provided to them at no cost. Americans can sleep well knowing we’re not...
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Mariah Carey Has Never Run as Fast as She Does When She's CGI'd
So here’s something that’s precisely as insane as you’d expect: a commercial for Game of War featuring Mariah Carey. The pairing makes sense because if there’s any musician video game fans cherish it’s...
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There Is Currently a Convicted Murderer Living on the Roof of a Manchester...
A convicted murderer climbed up an 18-foot-fence and onto the roof of Strangeways prison in Manchester, England, Sunday afternoon, and remains on the roof more than 24 hours later, apparently...
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Unless You Love Bug Bites, You Might Want to Avoid the Times Square AMC Theater
Listen, I know we’re all excited about seeing The Transporter Refueled and Maze Runner: Scorch Trials (???) this weekend, but we might have to watch that double feature somewhere besides our favorite...
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Today's Best Deals: Battery Packs, Bluetooth Headphones, NFL Gear, and More
Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on...
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Delta State University Professor Shot and Killed While Sitting in His Office
A professor at Delta State University was killed Monday by an active shooter on the school’s campus. According to the AP, the professor was sitting in his office in an on campus building called Jobe...
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How Bespectacled Doofus Rick Perry Fooled Every Dumb Pundit in America
Rick Perry, a doofus, became the first Republican presidential candidate to drop out of the 2016 race on Friday. After failing to raise enough money to pay his campaign staffers, and faced with the...
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Jack White and Patrick Carney Allegedly Squash Lame as Hell Beef
Jack White and Black Keys drummer Patrick Carney are in a feud because Jack White is mad that Patrick Carney plays blues also. Please keep reading for an update on their beef.BEEF: Both white men; both...
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500 Days of Kristin, Day 232: "I'm Very Petite" - Kristin
Since she published her landmark advice column “Best Bathing Suit for Different Body Types” on the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android, Kristin Cavallari has made one thing clear: she...
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Pewdiepie Is Making A TV Show
Things seem pretty weird for YouTube’s biggest star right now.For months, Pewdiepie has been teasing a big THING happening this fall. In August, he said that whatever was coming up was going to force...
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Don't Underestimate the Black Box Office
The new David M. Rosenthal thriller, The Perfect Guy, follows the story of a young, accomplished lobbyist named Leah, who has arrived at a crossroads in her love life: David, her longterm boyfriend,...
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Socialite Offers Ex-Husband a Special Wedding Gift: Wallpaper Made From His...
A wealthy socialite who’s evidently having a hard time coming to terms with the dissolution of her marriage reportedly offered to skin her ex-husband’s new wife alive—for wallpapering...
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Crabs Smoking Cigarettes: An Unfortunate Trend
A crab smoking a cigarette. To you this might sound like a funny intersection of human and crustacean; a comical delight destined for dorm room poster and tumblr blog. A viral image out of...
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NYC Bus Driver Arrested for Allegedly Getting Drunk and Driving Bus on His...
A New York City bus driver named Alexander Copeland was arrested Sunday for allegedly taking a drunken joyride down Long Island’s Northern State Parkway. Copeland was off-duty at the time and was not...
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