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Infamous "Testicle-Biting" Police Officer Is No Longer a Cop
Here’s a headline for the ages, courtesy of the Baltimore Sun: “County cop charged in testicle-biting incident no longer with department.” Yes, the alleged testicle-biting cop is no longer a police...
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George W. Bush on Ted Cruz: 'I Just Don't Like that Guy'
When even George W. Bush, a man who once used the phrase “internets,” doesn’t like you, you know it’s bad.At an event for his brother Jeb! Bush’s presidential campaign on Sunday night, the younger...
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Alaska Bar Changes Name of "Slave Auction" Event After NAACP Complains, Not...
Until recently, an annual event at the Pioneer Bar in Sitka, Alaska, commemorating the state’s transfer from Russian control to the United States was known as the “slavery auction.” Going forward, the...
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Trudeau Wins Majority, Ends Nearly a Decade of Conservative Leadership
Well, would you look at this. After nine years under Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s Conservative party, Canadian voters have officially handed the election to Justin Trudeau, giving the Liberal party...
View ArticleDeadspin Bucks’ John Henson Says He Was Racially Profiled At Jewelry Shop...
Deadspin Bucks’ John Henson Says He Was Racially Profiled At Jewelry Shop [Update] | Gizmodo 10 mistakes in the Star Wars movies that you might have missed | io9 Your Best Star Wars Luke Skywalker...
View ArticleMost states saw their high school graduation rates rise last year, and it...
Most states saw their high school graduation rates rise last year, and it looks like national graduation rates will rise for the third year in a row. Good. Get em into the horde of bitter commuters as...
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Medical Examiner: Aer Lingus Biter Died After Drugs Burst in His Stomach
The mysterious death of a man who bit a woman onboard an Aer Lingus flight from Lisbon to Dublin is no longer quite as mysterious. An autopsy found the man had 80 10-gram pellets of suspected cocaine...
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Rikers Officials Failed to Report 98% of Sexual Assault Claims to NYPD in...
According to court documents filed by New York City Public Advocate Letitia James, the city’s Department of Correction received 116 allegations of sexual abuse at Rikers Island in 2014, but reported...
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Does Drake Actually Know What He's Doing?
Drake reminds me of Showgirls. He’s so over-the-top, so ridiculously dorky that he has to realize what he’s doing. And yet, self-awareness is a rare commodity—even when your self is a commodity—that...
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Report: Jim Webb Dropping Out of Democratic Presidential Race
Jim Webb, who in last week’s debate reminded us that he once killed a man, is dropping out of the race to be the 2016 Democratic nominee for president, according to Fox News. The former Senator from...
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Zooey Deschanel: Baby Is Otter
Zooey Deschanel gave birth to a doll-sized Edison bulb necklace three months ago. Rudely, none of us bothered to ask what she named it. Well, OK. Fine. If you’re going to be that way, completely...
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Being Poor Is Too Expensive
Some think that being poor is simple. You don’t have enough money to buy a lot of stuff, so you’re forced to buy less stuff. But that’s not really how it works. When you’re broke, you can’t do all the...
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Pay $1,950 a Month to Live With 18 Other People in Brooklyn For Some Crazy...
Anything that can be pitched as a startup acquires an undeserved sheen. It’s not a water bottle; it’s a hydration system. This isn’t an overpriced group home from hell; it’s a Brooklyn co-living...
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Khloe Is Reportedly Sticking by Lamar Odom, Who Now Might Need a Kidney...
Former NBA Lamar Odom, who was in a coma for roughly four days after being found unconscious in a Nevada brothel, was transferred Monday to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in L.A. Although his condition...
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Here's a Shot-by-Shot Breakdown of All the Goodies in the Final Star Wars:...
If you’re like us, you’re still recovering from the amazingness of the latest Star Wars: The Force Awakens trailer. It’s so incredibly filled with good stuff, we just had to go through and pick it...
View ArticleFamous Racist Vogues
Paula Deen, a famous racist, vogued last night on Dancing With the Stars. Voguing is a style of dance that was created and cultivated for the most part by black and Latin gay men and trans women. (See...
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If You Can't Afford to Pay the Fine, Alabama Judge Will Take Your Blood
In September, an Alabama judge was recorded giving a mandate to the offenders assembled before him, all of whom owed money for fees stemming from their crimes. They could pay up, they could go to jail,...
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Today's Best Deals: Men's Suits and Accessories, Fancy Toaster, and More
Here are the best of today’s deals. Get every great deal every day on Kinja Deals, follow us on Facebook and Twitter to never miss a deal, join us on Kinja Gear to read about great products, and on...
View ArticleBrain Teaser: Which Dancing Owl Is the REAL Owl?
Hint: it’s not the one you’re thinking. Answer: The owl dancing on the right is the real owl.h/t TastefullyOffensive. Contact the author at kelly.conaboy@gawker.com.
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Was This Dank-Ass Weed Mascot Fired for Raising Safety Concerns?
A woman who recently lost her job dressing up as “Buddie,” a sentient bud of weed who has saucy eyebrows and the body of a humanoid superhero, says she was unfairly fired for raising concerns about...
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