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Naked BART Man Was a Circus Acrobat Who Suffered a Nervous Breakdown

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Naked BART Man Was a Circus Acrobat Who Suffered a Nervous Breakdown

The naked man who was filmed running wild through San Francisco's 16th Street BART Station last month was identified late yesterday as 24-year-old Yeiner Garizabalo, a former circus acrobat who apparently suffered a nervous breakdown.

Slim Chance, who heads the Berkeley-based ClownSnotBombs Circus told the San Francisco Chronicle that Garizabalo, who goes by Yeiner Perez, was a member of the troupe until May, when he suddenly stopped showing up.

Naked BART Man Was a Circus Acrobat Who Suffered a Nervous Breakdown

"He’s been through a lot of stress — he seems to have been having a breakdown," Chance told The Chronicle. "That seems to be the tip of it right there. I just can’t tell you anything more because I don’t really know what his state is. It’s not at all like his normal character."

Chance, who described Perez as a "workaholic acrobat," insisted that he didn't think drugs played a role in Perez's rampage.

"We’re thinking he may have even had a stroke sometime last year," he said. "We’ve been trying to piece it together ourselves."

In footage captured by a BART station agent, a clothes-less Perez can be seen attacking several commuters in between impressive acrobatic maneuvers.

He was ultimately arrested by San Francisco police officers, who arrived on the scene six minutes into the commotion.

BART police officers showed up a minute later.

In a statement to The Chronicle, a spokesman for BART says the officers arrived as quickly as they could.

SFist points out that they may have been occupied elsewhere, as another incident was taking place at the very same time in the tunnel between the 16th and 24th Street stations.

Perez was placed on an emergency psychiatric hold following a psychiatric evaluation at California Pacific Medical Center, but was ultimately released.

He has since had a warrant issued for his arrest by BART police, who are looking to charge him with misdemeanor battery.

UPDATE: The Chronicle updated its article to note that Perez was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor battery upon his discharge from the hospital, but was released from jail 48 hours later "because the district attorney’s office [had] not yet decided whether to file charges."

Naked BART Man Was a Circus Acrobat Who Suffered a Nervous Breakdown

[mug shot via BART Police, photos via Facebook, Mission Mission via Marc Huestis via Facebook, ClownSnotBombs]


Wooster Collective Dad Currently Enjoying Cocaine and Transvestites

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Wooster Collective Dad Currently Enjoying Cocaine and Transvestites

Marc Schiller is the co-founder of Wooster Collective, a formative street-art web site launched with his wife Sara in 2003, and the CEO and founder of slick digital brand-strategy firm Bond Strategy and Influence. He is widely surmised to be a close friend of global art-phenomenon Banksy. And today, Schiller enjoyed a bunch of coke with some transvestites.

How do we know this? Because the father of two wanted me and you and everyone we know to hear about what may be the "craziest day of my life," an unexpected period that involved a train ride in the U.K., taxi-cab flatulence, taking an ecstasy pill, hoovering up a pile of cocaine, and bonding with a trio of colorful strangers. While this certainly makes for an entertaining anecdote—and since Schiller's become fairly active in the film community, we look forward to his Before Sunrise meets To Wong Foo version of this storyhis decision to blast this adventure breathlessly on social media is just, ah, well. You make the call:

Smart girls.

Any chance Mr. Schiller regrets this furious binge of oversharing? Not a chance.

What a day!

[@MarcDSchiller // Getty Images photo by Slaven Vlasic]

To contact the author of this post, email camille@gawker.com.

CIA deputy director Michael Morell has resigned.

Arizona Senator's Son Tweets Racist, Homophobic, Anti-Semitic Garbage

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Arizona Senator's Son Tweets Racist, Homophobic, Anti-Semitic Garbage

That guy calling himself "N1ggerkiller" while playing the iPhone game "Fun Run" isn't just any racist teenage prick—it's the racist teenage prick son of Arizona Senator Jeff Flake!

And that's not all. Tanner Flake, the "high-school aged" son of Arizona's junior senator, has not been using social media best practices for a while now, as Buzzfeed's John Stanton discovered. Not only does the boy—seen here holding an enormous weapon of some kind—go by "N1ggerkiller" on "Fun Run," he calls people "Jews" and "faggots" on Twitter:

Arizona Senator's Son Tweets Racist, Homophobic, Anti-Semitic Garbage

Tanner's since taken his Twitter account private, and his dad—a goofy-looking survivalist Mormon—apologized in a statement to Buzzfeed:

“I’m very disappointed in my teenage son’s words, and I sincerely apologize for the insensitivity. This language is unacceptable, anywhere. Needless to say, I’ve already spoken with him about this, he has apologized, and I apologize as well.”

Here are the screenshots of "Fun Run":

Arizona Senator's Son Tweets Racist, Homophobic, Anti-Semitic Garbage

"To the faggot who stole my dirt bike from the church parking lot, I will find you, and I will beat the crap out of you" has the distinction of being the most Arizona sentence ever written.

(Update) Rescue Underway After Window Washers' Scaffolding Breaks at 44th Floor

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(Update) Rescue Underway After Window Washers' Scaffolding Breaks at 44th Floor

Two window washers are currently trapped on a scaffolding that broke near the very top of New York City's 46-story Hearst Tower. The New York Fire Department is in the middle of attempting to rescue the washers before the scaffolding fails further, having already slightly collapsed at its center.

A fire official speaking to NBC 4 said that both washers have been secured with safety harnesses. Firefighters will now attempt to extract the window glass on the 44th floor and pull the men in.

The broken scaffolding at the heart of this drama was recently given a write-up in the New Yorker for being something of a design marvel in the world of window washing.

Update: The washers have been rescued.

[Image via Twitter]

Lovable crabby old lady Elaine Stritch tells Vanity Fair, "I’m about as unhappy as anybody can be."

'Outrage' After HGTV Suggests Viewers Use American Flag as Tablecloth

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'Outrage' After HGTV Suggests Viewers Use American Flag as Tablecloth

According to reports on multiple conservative websites, a recommendation by Home & Garden Television to use the Star-Spangled Banner as a tablecloth has sparked outrage among viewers, with many taking to the channel's Facebook page to denounce the suggestion as "un-American."

"Drape a large American flag over the table as a bright and festive table runner," HGTV said in a segment called "Classic Fourth of July Table Setting Ideas," according to Fox News Radio. "Use a nylon flag so spills can be easily wiped off and the flag can later be hung with pride on a flag pole."

Among the viewer reactions posted on HGTV's Facebook page:

  • I am appalled that you would suggest using the flag that my brother was killed defending in Iraq as something to catch spills on a table at a cookout.
  • What better thing to do over the holidays than desecrate the American flag.

And

  • No one dies for a table cloth.

A spokesman for the conservative veteran's group American Legion also chimed in, telling Fox the flag was "designed to be flown and respected as the symbol of our country."

"That very same flag is used to cover the caskets of our soldiers, sailors and Marines who have been killed in battle," Joe March continued. "You would not obviously want to take that and use that as a table cloth."

Earlier this afternoon, HGTV removed the table setting article from its website and issued the following apology:

HGTV Fans, regarding the recent article that appeared on our website...This was a regrettable use of our flag and it never should have happened. We sincerely apologize and have removed the post from our website. We want to assure our fans that HGTV is proud of the American flag and everything it symbolizes for our people.

And here's the top viewer comment attached to the apology:

I can accept their apology for this one, but what I can't accept or stomach, are endless endless reruns of Love it Or List It. God I'm sick of that show. What happened to Candice Olsen or Sarah Richardson?

Meanwhile, "liberal media bias combatant" NewsBusters wrapped up its coverage of Flaggate with an irony-free recommendation of its own:

Instead of recommending the use of a flag as a tablecloth, HGTV ought to have directed viewers to one of the many flag-inspired tablecloths that are for sale in many stores and on the internet.

[photo via HGTV]

Here's NSA Leaker Edward Snowden's Anime Art Company Profile

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Here's NSA Leaker Edward Snowden's Anime Art Company Profile

Ten years before 29-year-old Booz Allen contractor Edward Snowden undertook the most "significant or helpful leak... in American history" he was "Edowaado," a goofy anime fan working at a small anime art company.

Reuters uncovered Snowden's profile from his short stint working, age 18, at the no-longer-in-business Ryuhana Press. (It's described it as "cheeky," which is a nice way of saying "dorky.") When reporters contacted the company's former operators about the site, Snowden's profile was taken down. There was some good stuff, though:

Photographs uploaded by friends for Snowden's 19th birthday show a young man pulling down his pants for his colleagues, putting a clothespin on his chest, and dancing. A blog entry from a company employee teased, "Who is he? What does he do? Does he really love himself as much as his shameless marketing would have you believe?" [...]

Snowden said he liked playing the popular fighting video game Tekken. He was so skilled that he attracted a gathering of fans at the 2002 Anime USA convention, wrote a co-worker on another part of the site. "He tends to spontaneously be a ray of sunshine and inspiration. He's a great listener, and he's eager to help people improve themselves."

From nerdy Tekken player to leaker hero in just a decade. There's hope for everyone.

The profile itself is still available on the Internet Archive here:

Here's NSA Leaker Edward Snowden's Anime Art Company Profile

Here's NSA Leaker Edward Snowden's Anime Art Company Profile

Here's NSA Leaker Edward Snowden's Anime Art Company Profile

Here's NSA Leaker Edward Snowden's Anime Art Company Profile

Here's NSA Leaker Edward Snowden's Anime Art Company Profile


The parade of columnists declaring their support for the NSA's massive secret spying program goes on

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The parade of columnists declaring their support for the NSA's massive secret spying program goes on, and on, and on...

How to Buy Dinner for a Restaurant Full of Strangers

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How to Buy Dinner for a Restaurant Full of Strangers

The 84-year-old line cutter who was recently rewarded for jumping the queue at Publix with the largest single jackpot in American lottery history ($370.8 million), may have bought dinner for a restaurant full of strangers over the weekend. She also may have continued hoarding the millions all to herself, not givin' anyone shit. An employee of the Buddy Freddy's restaurant in Plant City, FL told the Tampa Bay Times that a woman who "sure looked like" Gloria MacKenzie paid for dinner for 180 people on Sunday. That woman told the employee that she sure wasn't Gloria MacKenzie; just some other mysterious 84-year-old millionaire from central Florida buying everyone dinner for no reason.

This presents us with a valuable case study on how to buy dinner for a restaurant full of strangers.

Item 1: Who Deserves My Free Dinner?
The mysterious wealthy woman who looks very much like, but who is possibly not, Gloria MacKenzie purchased her mass of dinners at 4 p.m on Sunday. In this way, she ensured that she would be giving her free dinners mostly to the elderly (HER BEST FRIENDS) and their fidgety grandchildren. Who else but this very specific subpopulation is eating dinner at 4 p.m. on a Sunday?

Careful timing ensures you are treating only those people you want to reward with free dinner. If you want to buy dinner for teenagers on curfew, plan to eat in time to get everyone home by 10. If you want to buy dinner for people who work the graveyard shift, plan to eat around 6:30 a.m. If you want to buy dinner for people having affairs, plan to eat around 2 p.m. on a Thursday in a town where no one asks questions.

Item 2: How Can I Get Maximum Free Dinner for Minimum Money?
By treating everyone to the early bird special, not only was Gloria MacKenzie or the mysterious twin of Gloria MacKenzie making everyone's night late afternoon, she was also budgeting responsibly. If you are a millionaire but not a billionaire, consider buying everyone a round during happy hour or judiciously applying a "25% off regularly priced menu items" coupon to your total thousand-dollar bill. Don't feel pressure to buy dinner at a fancy restaurant; people will be just as happy for free mozzarella sticks as they would be for free Malpeque oysters, and those fancy folks are probably expensing their dinners anyway.

Item 3: Will Not Tipping Rock the Boat?
Schmoria SchmacSchmenzie gave each of the restaurant's five servers a $50 tip on Sunday. $50 sounds like a lot of money, especially in relation to $5 or negative dollars, but, assuming the total bill amount was $2,600 as the Times write-up implies, it actually works out to a little less than a 10% tip for each server; they probably would have faired better if everyone had just paid for their own damn food. HOWEVER, these calculations only hold if no one but Schmoria left a tip. Hopefully, tippled off their—now free—half dozen or so iced teas (unlimited refills at Buddy Freddy's) and the general aura of largesse in the air, all the patrons tipped generously.

Here's a tip: Let everyone know the tipping score by standing on your chair and declaring magnanimously "Dinner's on me, but don't forget to leave a little something for the fine servers who helped us out tonight!" Maybe lead the room in a round of applause. Everyone's feeling great.

Item 4: Should I Let People Worship Me as a God?
The most curious part of the happy free dinner story is that the walleted crusader never revealed her identity to the restaurant patrons she had treated to free dinner. If she really was Gloria C. MacKenzie, the 84-year-old $370.8 million lottery winner from the next town over, it's not exactly a big secret that she has a lot of money. The Buddy Freddy's manager told the Times that people started clapping and hugging their benefactor after it was announced that dinner had been taken care of, so everyone knew which human being in the restaurant was responsible for picking up the tab. If you don't want people to know you're rich, buying everyone dinner is a bad way to go about that, because buying everyone dinner is not something that poor people do.

Item 5: Can I Pretend to Be the Real Dinner Buyer if I'm Not?
You can do whatever you want — it's Wednesday! But why would you? You're only increasing your odds of getting robbed in the parking lot and, unlike an actual millionaire, you cannot afford security.

[Tampa Bay Times // Image via flickr/Vassil Tzvetanov]

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Guide Dog Saves Trainers from Being Run Over by Out-of-Control Car

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A guide dog saved the lives of two trainers last Monday after he alerted them to a runaway car that was barreling towards them on the sidewalk.

Todd Jurek, a veteran training supervisor at Guide Dogs for the Blind in San Rafael, California, was accompanying apprentice instructor Danielle Alvarado on a field test of guide-dog-in-training O'Neil.

As the three were walking down Fourth Street, O'Neil, an 18-month-old yellow Labrador, suddenly jerked his head back.

Seeing the dog stop and look back, Jurek says he glanced behind him to see what was distracting the canine.

What he saw was a black car driving in reverse, heading straight towards them.

Jurek quickly grabbed Alvarado, who was blindfolded, and pulled her and O'Neil around the corner with seconds to spare.

All three were unharmed.

Amazingly, so was the car's 93-year-old driver and her passenger.

Police are still investigating the incident, but have already called for the driver to undergo a reexamination at the DMV.

As for O'Neil, he still needs to pass his final test, but Jurek expects him to do just fine.

"You can't train a dog for such a dramatic incident," he said, adding that O'Neil will likely find a home within the next two to three weeks.

[H/T: Boing Boing]

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Feds Find Someone Weak and Poor Enough to Nail for Housing Meltdown

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Feds Find Someone Weak and Poor Enough to Nail for Housing Meltdown

The U.S. Attorney for the Western District of Wisconsin announced a major conviction today in the ongoing criminal prosecution of the people who brought the economy to its knees four years ago via a toxic campaign of mortgage fraud. Meet James Wazlawik of Prescott, Wisc.

Wazlawik is 48 years old. He is married with three sons, one of whom was born with Down Syndrome and required heart surgery not long after he was born. Today he was sentenced to one day in jail and three years supervised release after pleading guilty to "making a false statement to a bank in connection with a home equity loan." His crime: When he applied for a $150,000 home equity loan from Citibank in 2005, he put his signature to an "income verification form" claiming that his monthly income was $8,500. In fact, it was substantially less than that.

Why would someone claim, falsely, to earn more income than they in fact do when applying for a mortgage? To get the loan, obviously. But here's how Wazlawik put it in a sentencing letter to U.S. District Court Judge Lynn Adelman:

Feds Find Someone Weak and Poor Enough to Nail for Housing Meltdown

So Wazlawik, surprised to find that "a person could get a loan without a consistent income," took advantage of a loan officer's offer and signed on the dotted line. But why would a loan officer encourage someone without consistent income to obtain a home equity loan?

Probably because Citibank, the victim in this case—the U.S. Attorney's press release notes that the bank "lost $146,829 when Wazlawik was unable to repay the loan"—spent most of the last decade feverishly buying, packaging, and reselling mortgages that it knew would never be repaid. In 2012, Citigroup paid $158 million to the federal government to settle claims that in order to obtain insurance from the Federal Housing Administration, it systematically lied about the likelihood its loans would be repaid—sort of like providing false information on a loan application.

The government said Wednesday that CitiMortgage had certified 30,000 mortgages for insurance provided by the Federal Housing Administration and submitted many certifications that were “knowingly or recklessly false.”

More than a third of those mortgage loans went into default, resulting in millions of dollars in losses for the government because of the insurance claims.

Preet Bharara, the United States attorney in Manhattan, said lenders for too long viewed “insurance of their mortgages like they were playing with house money.”

Justice Department prosecutors calculated that 30 percent of Citibank's FHA-insured loans went into default. That's $1.44 billion dollars worth of bad loans. For purposes of comparison, Wazlawik's loan (which may or may not have been FHA-insured) constituted 0.01 percent of that amount.

To hear Bloomberg describe it, back in 2005 Citigroup was hungrily scooping up as many mortgages as it could find without regard to the likelihood that they may be paid back. Almost as if they were, as a matter of corporate policy, soliciting people to fraudulently apply. Or soliciting mortgage brokers to find people to do so. Maybe the cousin of a friend.

Investor demand was so strong for mortgages packaged into securities that Citigroup couldn’t process them fast enough. The Citi stamp of approval told investors that the bank would stand behind the mortgages if borrowers quit paying.

At the mortgage-processing factory in O’Fallon, Hunt was working on an assembly line that helped inflate a housing bubble whose implosion would shake the world. The O’Fallon mortgage machinery was moving too fast to check every loan, Hunt says.

By 2006, the bank was buying mortgages from outside lenders with doctored tax forms, phony appraisals and missing signatures, she says. It was Hunt’s job to identify these defects, and she did, in regular reports to her bosses.

In 2005, though it lost $146,829 on the mortgage it issued to Wazlawik as part of its aggressive, overt campaign of purposefully and knowingly issuing mortgages to people who couldn't repay them, Citibank made $19.8 billion in profit. Much of that profit came in the form of fees from packaging and selling loans like Wazlawik's. But like Wazlawik, Citibank failed to anticipate the economy turning sour. It has since been the recipient of more than $476.2 billion in cash and guarantees from American taxpayers, making it the single largest recipient of federal bailout funds after the economy collapsed as a direct result of what Citibank did with loans like Wazlawik's.

To date, no one in the executive ranks of Citibank—or any of the other Wall Street institutions that solicited and profited from loans like the one Citibank issued to Wazlawik—have been criminally targeted by the Department of Justice.

But Wazlawik now has a felony conviction on his record, will spend a humiliating day in jail, and will spend the next three years at risk of going to prison if he violates the terms of his release. You can sleep easy tonight, America, knowing that your Department of Justice is diligently going after those criminals who would do us harm.

[Image by Jim Cooke]

'Eyeball Licking' Trend Is Giving All the Japanese Kids Pink Eye

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'Eyeball Licking' Trend Is Giving All the Japanese Kids Pink Eye

A Japanese website has finally exposed the real reason why so many Japanese kids have been showing up at school wearing eye patches: They've contracted pink eye after engaging in the intimate act known as "eyeball licking."

Which is exactly what it sounds like: One person spreads their eyelids wide, inviting the other person to lick their eyeball.

The emergence of the trend was first brought to the public's attention by a local teacher identified only as "Mr. Y."

In a post on the website Naver Matome, Mr. Y recalled his first traumatic encounter with the craze:

After class one day, I went into the equipment store in the gymnasium to tidy up. The door had been left open, and when I looked inside, a male pupil and a female pupil had their faces close together and were kind of fumbling around. Could it be bullying? I wondered, but when I had a good look, the boy was licking the girl’s eye! Surprised, a shouted “What are you doing? Stop it at once!” and the two of them were so shocked they jumped apart. The girl burst into tears, and the boy just went bright red and was shaken up. At any rate, to try to calm them down I took them to the janitor’s room and listened to their story.

The teacher goes on to say that a survey conducted among the school's "year 6" students (mostly 12-year-old) found that "a surprising one third of the kids had done 'eyeball licking,' or had had their eyeballs licked."

Apparently the act of licking someone's eyeball is considered the next "base" after French kissing.

The practice — also known as "worming" or "oculolinctus" — has apparently led to rash of pink eye (conjunctivitis) cases in Japanese elementary and middle schools.

And eyeball licking appears to be spreading.

"My boyfriend started licking my eyeballs years ago and I just loved it," a a 29-year-old environmental science student from the U.S. Virgin Islands told The Huffington Post. "I'm not with him anymore, but I still like to ask guys to lick my eyeballs. I just love it because it turns me on, like sucking on my toes. It makes me feel all tingly."

[photo via Naver Matome, screengrab via Born on YouTube]

They're creative, powerful, under 30, and beautifully photographed.


Husband Accidentally Sells Wife's $23,000 Wedding Ring for $10

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Husband Accidentally Sells Wife's $23,000 Wedding Ring for $10

Before Racquel Cloutier went to the hospital to deliver her fifth child, she hid her $23,000 diamond wedding ring in a plain watch box to keep it safe from her two-year-old twins. As she was in the hospital recovering, her husband, Eric Cloutier, decided to hold a yard sale in part to keep the couple's other children occupied. Only one problem: he accidentally put the watch box, containing the $23,000 ring inside, for sale – for $10 – and someone bought it.

Cloutier realized the ring was missing last week, when she returned from the hospital.

“I go into my husband’s closet, can’t find the box, and then he tells me he sold it. I said, ‘You sold it? What do you mean you sold it?’ I immediately started crying,” Cloutier told ABC News.

“I’m very, very, very upset,” Cloutier continued. “I’m trying to remain optimistic but I don’t know anymore. There’s a small chance whoever bought the box doesn’t know the ring is in there.”

The ring, according to Eric Cloutier, was bought by a blonde woman, who hesitated before making the purchase. Cloutier said she's optimistic the woman – or whoever finds it – will return the ring. “If you're honest, you're honest,” she said.

As for Cloutier's husband, he's had better weeks. “He feels terrible,” Cloutier said.

[Image via ABC News]

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Emu Escapes Arizona Man's Home, Dies After Police Chase

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Emu Escapes Arizona Man's Home, Dies After Police Chase

On Wednesday morning, an emu escaped from the home of a Tempe, Arizona resident. The emu's owner called zoo authorities and police, who may have killed the bird – named Ichabod – as they chased it.

“He was elusive,” Phoenix zoo employee Rich Sartor told ABC 15. “It took us a while, but we pressed him against a fence and jumped on him."

Unfortunately, the combination of the summer weather and the confrontation led to the 35-year-old bird's demise. “That was a very aged emu” Sartor said. “So that's a senior out there being chased and jumped on in the high heat. The conditions were very unfavorable.”

Ichabod's owner wasn't sure how he escaped. There is some solace for the owner, though; he owns another emu, a female named Matilda, who was uninjured during today's incident.

[Image via ABC 15]

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According to a new Reuters poll, more Americans see NSA leaker Edward Snowden as a patriot than as a

Lightning Strikes the Willis Tower in Downtown Chicago

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Lightning Strikes the Willis Tower in Downtown Chicago

Lightning hits the Willis Tower (formerly the Sears Tower) and another building during a storm in downtown Chicago Wednesday evening.

[h/t Jon Passantino/Image via Getty]

Holy shit the Replacements are reuniting for three Riot Fest shows this summer.

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