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Dwight Eisenhower's Family Hates the Frank Gehry-Designed Memorial

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Dwight Eisenhower's Family Hates the Frank Gehry-Designed Memorial

So far it's a stalemate in the passive-aggressive war between architect Frank Gehry and Dwight Eisenhower's family, the Commission of Fine Arts, and Congress.

Gehry is the lead architect on the Eisenhower memorial, which is planned for installation over a four-acre park near the Capitol. The plans, which have been compared to an unfinished overpass, include sculptures of Eisenhower and something out of a post-apocalyptic world :

Surrounding the park are massive, see-through woven metal hangings, which Gehry calls "tapestries", that depict pastoral landscapes of Eisenhower's hometown of Abilene, Kansas. The tapestries would frame the space and create a sort of open-air building, though members of the Eisenhower family have gone so far to protest that the metal scrims remind them of Communist imagery or chain-link fences at a Nazi concentration camp.

The Commission of Fine Arts, the independent agency that tells the government what to think about art, has urged Gehry to change his plans.

In response, Gehry submitted revisions last week: he added 74 trees to the model.

The project appears to be all but dead — Congress declined to allocate the $49 million required for construction, appropriating only enough funding to pay salaries. Private fundraising opportunities are limited by the Eisenhower family's disapproval, and Darrell Issa accused the architect selection process of being rigged.

Nor is it the first time Gehry's had trouble in DC:

Last decade, he was hired by the once-venerable Corcoran Gallery, Washington's oldest private museum, to design a $200m expansion that featured his signature billowing titanium walls and a mix of traditional and curving galleries. The addition was scrapped.


Hollywood and Washington Meet, Awkwardly

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Hollywood and Washington Meet, Awkwardly

Congress got its semi-regular dose of celebrity today with VIP testimony from Ben Affleck (violence in the Congo) and Seth Rogen (Alzheimer's disease). And Secretary of State John Kerry got to mitigate this attempt at a handshake.

Celebrity testimony is a time-honored way for Congress to get media attention, but apparently this year only the Senate was interested — the House rejected Affleck in favor of more traditional experts.

Pro-Russia ​Gunmen Seize Government Buildings in Ukraine's Crimea

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Pro-Russia ​Gunmen Seize Government Buildings in Ukraine's Crimea

On Thursday, dozens of masked gunmen believed to militant Russian nationalists seized several government buildings, including the regional parliament building, in Simferopol, the capital of Ukraine's Crimea region, and raised the Russian flag. Meanwhile, across the border, more than 150,000 Russian troops performed readiness tests as Russian fighter jets patrolled the Ukrainian border for the second straight day.

Tensions in Crimea have risen since last week 's ousting of President Viktor Yanukovych, whose strong pro-Russia policies were popular in region. Many pro-Russian groups around Crimea have called for protection from Moscow.

The interim government in Kiev is asking Russia not to intervene, though Russia so far has refused to recognized the new government.

"We ask our Russian partners to provide to stick to their... obligations, we believe Russia would never intervene into Ukrainian domestic affairs and will refrain from any steps that would split Ukraine," Prime Minister designate Arseniy Yatsenyuk told the BBC.

Police officers quickly surrounded the seized buildings in Simferopol but remain unsure who's behind the attacks.

Ukraine's acting interior minister wrote on Facebook that measures were "being taken to counter the extremist actions and prevent an escalation of an armed conflict in the center of the city."

"Provocateurs are on the march," Mr. Avakov added. "It's a time for cool heads, the healthy consolidation of forces, and careful action."

Meanwhile, Russia performed a second day of military exercises along the Ukrainian border. "Constant air patrols are being carried out by fighter jets in the border regions," Russia's defense ministry told Interfax.

President Putin has also ordered "snap drills" to test the readiness of about 150,000 troops near the border.

And ousted President Yanukovych has reportedly fled to Russia, where he's seeking to "secure [his] personal safety from the actions of extremists," according to his first statement since losing power last week. From the New York Times:

Mr. Yanukovych, in a written letter published by news agencies here, went on to suggest that largely Russian regions of Ukraine – including the east and Crimea – did not accept "the anarchy and outright lawlessness" that had gripped the country and said that orders by the new authorities to use the armed forces to impose order were unlawful. He clearly meant the response to pro-Russia demonstrations in Crimea, which took an ugly turn on Thursday morning when armed gunmen seized control of the regional Parliament in Simferopol.

"I, as the actual president, have not allowed the armed forces of Ukraine to interfere in the ongoing internal political events," he said, contradicting early reports that he had ordered the military to intervene in Kiev, only to have his order rebuffed. "I continue to order this. In the case that anyone begins to give a similar order to the armed forces and power structures, those orders will be unlawful and criminal."

[Image via AP]

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Rupert Murdoch Gave Tony Blair $100,000, Then Blair Fucked His Wife

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Rupert Murdoch Gave Tony Blair $100,000, Then Blair Fucked His Wife

Last week, we learned that former British prime minister Tony Blair emailed called disgraced News Corp. executive Rebekah Brooks in 2011 to offer his "unofficial" consulting services as she faced arrest over the company's metastasizing phone hacking scandal. And last year, we learned that Blair had also been allegedly fucking Murdoch's then-wife Wendi Deng in a bizarre love triangle. Today, we learned that, according to tax documents Gawker has obtained, Murdoch's News Corp. was paying Blair's private foundation while all this incestuous, wheels-within-wheels melodrama was going on.

According to the tax return it filed for the 2011 calendar year, the U.S. arm of Blair's Faith Foundation received a $100,000 contribution from News Corp. that year, just as Blair was increasingly involving himself in the personal and professional affairs of the News Corp. executives in the wake of the phone-hacking scandal.

A day after News of the World printed its last edition, according emails entered into evidence in Brook's ongoing criminal trial, Blair got in touch with the News Corp. executive to offer her, Rupert, and his son James advice on a "between us" basis. He counseled Brooks to "keep strong" and "take sleeping pills." She was arrested six days later.

While Blair was bestowing this wisdom upon Brooks, The Tony Blair Faith Foundation U.S. — dedicated to "[providing] leaders with the knowledge and analysis to understand the impact and complexity of religion in the world" — was collecting donations from News Corp., to the tune of $100,000 in 2011. There were no donations from News Corp. in the year before that, according to donor rolls acquired by Gawker.

Documents, available for viewing here, detail major contributions to Blair's Connecticut-based foundation. In 2011, Blair's foundation appeared to be largely underwritten by media heavyweights, like Haim Saban, Barry Diller's IAC and News Corp.

Rupert Murdoch Gave Tony Blair $100,000, Then Blair Fucked His Wife

If Wendi Deng's leaked notes are to be interpreted as evidence of an affair between Blair and Deng, Blair could very well have been sleeping with Murdoch's wife at the very same time he was collecting Rupert's donations at the Faith Foundation and doling out advice to the media mogul and his deputies. Deng first revealed just how close Blair was to the Murdochs in a 2011 UK Vogue interview. In 2012, the same year that Deng served as a judge for the Tony Blair Faith Foundation's short film contest, Deng and Blair reportedly had several liaisons that raised Murdoch's suspicions and damned the marriage. One of those was a night the two spent at the Murdochs' Carmel ranch—at which, according to Vanity Fair, the two were "feeding each other during dinner"—before jetting off the next day to meet Rupert for a Faith Foundation fundraiser. "That, for Murdoch, was the straw that broke the camel's back," Vanity Fair reported.

Blair denied the affair last summer.

So where does that leave us? Tony Blair's advice seems to have been pretty worthless. Brooks now faces possible prison time for her role in the phone-hacking scandal; Murdoch and Deng are now divorced, a split the Blair affair is rumored to have played no small part in bringing about; and, naturally, Murdoch and Blair aren't on speaking terms.

If there was any quid-pro-quo agreement behind Murdoch's contribution to Blair's foundation, he should ask for his money back.

News Corp. declined to comment; the Faith Foundation said only, "the Tony Blair Faith Foundation does not name individuals or organisations who donate to us."

Eli Clifton is a writer in New York.

[Images via Getty]

Florida Man Poses as Sick Friend's Brother, Takes Him Off Life Support

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An ill widower outside Orlando died after he was taken off life support at the behest of his stepbrother. Only the "stepbrother" turned out to be a mere acquaintance who cleared out the dead man's house and took $106,000 from his bank account, according to a new investigation.

Orlando-based WESH-TV broke the news last night of the untimely demise of Roger MacKinnon, a lonely Navy vet whose wife had died in a tornado seven years before:

On May 30, 2011, MacKinnon had chest pains, and asked Richard Leclair — described by MacKinnon's family as a long-time friend and drinking buddy — to take him to the hospital. During an exploratory procedure, MacKinnon's heart stopped.

For three days, he was in and out of a coma, then completely comatose for the next three. On June 7, police say Leclair and his wife met with MacKinnon's doctor and authorized the hospital to withdraw life support.

MacKinnon died two days later.

MacKinnon's real family is understandably a little pissed, according to Phil Partridge, their attorney:

The MacKinnon family attorney showed WESH 2 News a "do not resuscitate" order Leclair signed, identifying himself as MacKinnon's stepbrother. And on a "withdrawal of life support" order, Leclair claimed to be MacKinnon's brother. Partridge says the hospital never asked for proof of Leclair's identity.

"Mr. Leclair knew that Roger had a son and a daughter. He had a real brother," said Partridge. "Leclair told the hospital he had no other living relatives."

DeLand police say Leclair had been named beneficiary to MacKinnon's bank account, and after the widower's death, he collected $106,000.

Days before MacKinnon's family even knew he was dead, police say Leclair went to MacKinnon's home and removed thousands of dollars of furniture and lawn equipment.

A neighbor of MacKinnon's says he wasn't alarmed when the "drinking buddy" came around to claim some belongings: "He said he was Roger's brother, and Roger wanted him to have that stuff."

Leclair pled no contest to trespassing and grand theft, and is currently on probation. (He has to pay MacKinnon's real brother some $6,000 in damages). But the local cops said there wasn't enough evidence to charge Leclair with fraud in MacKinnon's death. The deceased's brother is trying to sue the hospital for negligence, though that may be hard, since no state or federal law requires hospitals to the check the identity of an incapacitated patient's caretaker.

Meanwhile, the news crew caught up to Leclair's wife and got nowhere:

"It's about Roger MacKinnon," said WESH 2's Bob Kealing.

"What about him?" his wife said.

"It's about his decision to pull the plug," said Kealing.

"I don't know any, I'm not going to talk about any of that," she said.

"Did he pretend to be Roger's brother? Or stepbrother?" Kealing asked.

"I'm not into any of that," she said.

John Boehner Confirms, "It's Boner. Boner."

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House Speaker John Boner made a Boehner joke on Wednesday after a reporter confused him with Rep. Dave Camp.

"Camp? No, it's Boner. Boner," Boehner said, proving he's not oblivious to the fact that people have a tendency to phallic-ly mispronounce his name.

"Well, we know what's been on my mind," reporter Luca Gattoni-Celli replied. (The tax plan Camp had released earlier that day, obviously. What did you think he was talking about?)

[H/T: Talking Points Memo]

After much cognitive effort, Slate has assigned a human-comprehensible numerical "time signature" to

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After much cognitive effort, Slate has assigned a human-comprehensible numerical "time signature" to the perfectly intelligible machine-looped theme music from the motion picture The Terminator. Humans, prone to get emotional about their primitive intuitions, are fighting about it in the comments.


[A Hindu devotee dressed as s demon lies on a representative funeral pyre during a "Shivratri" proce

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[A Hindu devotee dressed as s demon lies on a representative funeral pyre during a "Shivratri" procession in Allahabad, India on Thursday. "Shivaratri", or the night of Shiva, is dedicated to the worship of Lord Shiva, the Hindu god of death and destruction. Image via Rajesh Kumar Singh/AP.]

O'Reilly: "There's Gotta Be a Downside to Having a Woman President”

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During The O'Reilly Factor last night, Bill O'Reilly posed an interesting question to his two guests, Kristen Powers and Kate Obenshain: "There has got to be some downside to having a woman president, right?"

O'Reilly argued that women might be better for the presidency when a "sensitive" approach is required, though "strong" leaders in Russia, Iran, and China could create problems for female leaders. Needless to say, both Powers, a Fox News political analyst, and Obenshain, a Republican strategist, disagreed.

[h/t BuzzFeed]

Scientist: Sorry, It's Too Late to Avoid Environmental Disaster

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Scientist: Sorry, It's Too Late to Avoid Environmental Disaster

Worrying about global warming can be exhausting. What should we do? Recycle? Plant a garden? It's confusing. So it's good to hear a respected scientist say: Relax. We're already completely fucked no matter what.

James Lovelock is an 88 year-old scientist who's been warning of looming environmental disaster for at least five decades now. He helped discover CFCs and their role in the erosion of the ozone layer. He may be cranky, but he is not a crank. And now, in this somehow satisfying interview with the Guardian, he says that we are on the brink of catastrophe, no matter what we do now. The world's environmental problems have passed the event horizon. Just give up.

Sustainable development? "Words that mean nothing." Carbon offsetting? "Just a joke." Recycling? "A waste of time." Wind energy? "Waste of time." You have to respect the fact that James Lovelock is not going to sugarcoat this for you: You are fucked.

Lovelock believes global warming is now irreversible, and that nothing can prevent large parts of the planet becoming too hot to inhabit, or sinking underwater, resulting in mass migration, famine and epidemics...

"Enjoy life while you can. Because if you're lucky it's going to be 20 years before it hits the fan."

It's nice to be able to stop worrying and just enjoy these last few years.

UPDATE: It's come to my attention that this interview is from 2008. Whoops. I guess it's, uh... 14 years before it hits the fan now.

[Photo: Shutterstock. Thanks, JRL.]

Make Your Oscar Predictions Here

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Make Your Oscar Predictions Here

It's time to get your ballots ready, get drunk, and prepare to be bored for (at least) three hours on Sunday night during the 86th annual Academy Awards.

Will Jared Leto's Hair beat Bradley Cooper for Best Supporting Actor? Can 12 Years a Slave win Best Picture even though the subject matter makes Oscar voters uncomfortable? Will Cate Blanchett win even though talking about Woody Allen makes everyone uncomfortable? Pull up a ballot, fill it out, and then let's chat together.

Here are some of the nominees for Sunday's awards:

Make Your Oscar Predictions Here

A complete (and downloadable) ballot can be found here.

So please, check off some boxes and join us as we debate potential winners, losers, and upsets. Even American Hustle apologists are welcome.

[Image by Jim Cooke]

Salami Made From Kanye West Is Probably Not the Future of Meat

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Salami Made From Kanye West Is Probably Not the Future of Meat

An artisanal cannibalism startup says it wants to sell meat grown from the tissue of celebrities like Kanye West and James Franco.

Bitelabs' website reads like a parody of lab-grown food businesses like the Google Burger, but the meatrepreneurs claim they're "100% serious" about biopsying famous people—including West, Franco, Jennifer Lawrence, and Ellen Degeneres—and growing salami from their cells. Thus far, none of the stars has volunteered to become charcuterie.

Vice reporter Brian Merchant emailed the company and found that, if Bitelabs is a joke, they're very dedicated to the bit. "Kevin" replied that Bitelabs is "100 percent serious in prompting widespread discussion about bioethics, lab-grown meats, and celebrity culture—this is very important to us. Making celebrity meat a reality from there will all depend on our ability to build a user-base."

They're also not immune to irony. "Other than highlighting bioethical issues, we are also interested in the way celebrity culture is consumed and hope that there is some kind of back-handed commentary on that," Kevin wrote.

And if you are what you eat, this is apparently what it's like to be Kanye. Or at least, a smoky Yeezy-pork blend:

The Kanye Salami will pull no punches: heavy, and boldly flavored, pure Kanye West meat will blend with rich, coarse-ground pork. Hungarian paprika and worcestershire give Kanye an underlying smokiness, spiced up with hints of jalapeno. The Kanye Salami is best paired with strong straight bourbon.

No one will blame you if you skip straight to the bourbon.

[H/T: Motherboard, Photo Credit: AP Images]

Watch Parents Watching Their Kids Acting Like Fools at an EDM Festival

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Last night, the U.K.'s BBC Three aired a new show called Festivals, Sex and Suspicious Parents. It's a spin-off of the three-year-old Sun, Sex and Suspicious Parents, in which parents spied on the idiotic behavior of their kids (in their late teens and early twenties) on holiday, as the Brits put it. MTV had a show like this called Parental Control, in which parents watched their kids go on dates, but ...Sex and Suspicious Parents is better because it's British and raunchier.

It's also EDM-ier—the new series takes place at music festivals, so the premiere episode's parents got to watch their kids pissing in public, making out, mooning the camera, and saying nasty things about strangers. A snapper, more American name for this show would be: Parents, Ya Dun Goofed.

Silicon Valley's Richest Hood Gets Vandalized and the FBI Is on It

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Silicon Valley's Richest Hood Gets Vandalized and the FBI Is on It

Here's the difference between where you live, and where people like Eric Schmidt , Guy Kawasaki, and Tim Draper live: when their houses get tagged by vandals, it becomes a federal problem.

Bay Area news station KPIX5 reports a recent spray-can-spree:

Last Sunday, multi-million dollar homes in Atherton had offensive graffiti sprayed on them. The graffiti was found on walls, fences and even a car.

Many of the messages said "F*** the 1%," a reference to the income inequality between the top one percent of Americans and the rest of the population.

"It's terrible," said one neighbor who identified herself as Diane. "Yeah, it's a terrible thing to do and to be here in town."

One of the messages was vaguely threatening: "KILL PEOPLE." It's easy to understand why, with class tensions simmering in the city, adjacent towns where the ultra-rich rest their heads would become targets for petty miscreants—and even vague threats should be given the proper attention, no matter the target. But houses are egged, mailboxes are bashed, and property is generally fucked with in towns and cities across the United States. How often do they get this attention?

Atherton Police say it is consulting with other agencies, including the FBI, in an effort to find the vandals. The FBI monitors activist movements such as Occupy Wall Street.


London Is Drowning in a Sea of Shit

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Right now, large parts of Central and South London are flooded with shitwater. Lucky for those of us not drowning in poop, the Telegraph's Lewis Whyld is wallowing through the muck, taking pictures and videos.

Here's The First Known Video Taken Inside the Supreme Court

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An activist apparently managed to smuggle the first-ever known video recording of a Supreme Court hearing out of the storied building and posted it to YouTube yesterday as part of a protest against the court's pro-corporate Citizens United ruling.

The two-minute video apparently shows parts of two court proceedings: first, an October 2013 hearing in the case of McCutcheon v. FEC, called Citizens United Part 2 by activists; and second, an unrelated patent hearing this week in which a protester identified by the Wall Street Journal as Noah Kai Newkirk, 33, speaks out against Citizens United and is subsequently arrested. (Update: He goes by Kai Newkirk.)

Cameras are banned from the court, and only audio of most arguments has ever been released in public.

"I rise on behalf of the vast majority of the American people who believe that money is not speech, corporations are not people, and our democracy should not be for sale to the highest bidder," Newkirk says from the court pews on the video. "Overturn Citizens United. Keep the cap in McCutcheon. The people demand democracy." At that point, he is grabbed by gallery guards.

A spokeswoman for SCOTUS told WSJ that "Court officials are in the process of reviewing the video and our courtroom screening procedures."

How to Land an Interview With Charles Koch

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How to Land an Interview With Charles Koch

Evil cartoon villain Charles Koch, one half of the Amazing Billionaire Koch Bros., does not give a lot of interviews. You can hardly find a photo of the guy. But one outlet has landed a coveted Charles Koch interview "get"—the Wichita Business Journal. How did they do what so many other news outlets could not?

Fortunately, Wichita Business Journal editor Bill Roy wrote a bit of an explainer on that very topic!

Some previous work we did at the Wichita Business Journal helped us get the interview.

I interviewed Koch for a feature in our 20th Anniversary publication back in 2006. He was named the No. 1 Wichita business person of the previous 20 years.

Hmmm!

Daniel McCoy and I had lunch with Koch Industries spokesperson Missy Cohlmia in the Koch Cafe.

Nice place. Good food.

Aha!

We talked several times after that initial meeting, agreed to some terms, including some topics, photography and taking no more than 45 minutes of his time.

So the secret to landing an interview with Charles Koch is: be his humble and faithful servant.

The full interview isn't out yet, but the WBJ has revealed that Koch said "We think the future is smart everything," and "Somebody has got to work to save the country and preserve a system of opportunity." In the journalism business, you do whatever it takes to get material like that.

[via Romenesko. Pic via]

Donut Shop Opens Inside Gym, Refuses to Sell Donuts

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Donut Shop Opens Inside Gym, Refuses to Sell Donuts

A donut shop opening inside a YMCA will sell low-fat muffins, salads, sandwiches, and yogurt to gym patrons. But not donuts, because that wouldn't mesh with the Y's health-conscious image.

Rather than change its name to Honey Dew Muffins, Salads, Sandwiches and Yogurt, the Quincy, Massachusetts, Honey Dew Donuts just decided to torture gym-goers with the promise of delicious pastries without actually delivering the goods.

Making matters worse, the donut-free Honey Dew is the company's only location in town.

Oh, and about those low-fat muffins? They reportedly contain more calories and sugar than the forbidden donuts.

[H/T: Time, Photo Credit: Hwan Hong/Flickr]

Are Ukraine's Jews Screwed?

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Are Ukraine's Jews Screwed?

As a temporary government stands up in Kiev and all hell breaks loose with pro-Russian protesters in Crimea, the news is sounding grimmer and grimmer for Ukraine's Jewish minority.

Earlier this week, a synagogue in the country's southeast was firebombed. There have been multiple reported beatings of Jews and acts of vandalism at Kiev synagogues. A leading rabbi in Kiev has called for Jews to leave the city and the country, if possible—though he later said he was stressing that it's dangerous for everyone out there—and the Israeli embassy has reportedly advised members of the Jewish community to stay off the streets.

The "Euromaidan" protests and clashes that have swept Kiev over the last few months are about the relative influences of Russia and Western Europe in Ukraine's trade and economic policy. But Independence Square has played host to a motley crew of ultra-nationalists, gay-bashers, and neo-Nazis alongside the run-of-the-mill pro-Europe activists.

Pro-Russian commentators and an increasing number of Westerners argue, in fact, that the revolutionary movement that's swept much of the country isn't just supported but led by these right-wing fascists, and it's unleashing hell on the usual scapegoats: minorities, immigrants, and Jews.

It's right to be skeptical of these arguments, as in some cases their proponents have been working with public relations firms linked to President Viktor Yanukovich's Russian faction. But there's some evidence for them: Anarchists and leftists who've gone out to the ramparts say they weren't exactly welcomed by some of the hardcore rightists on the scene. These include the nascent "Right Sector," a bunch of young enterprising anti-gay nationalists with a fascist militarist bent—who come right out and say that they were never in favor of Ukraine's economic integration into the West, a major demand of the mainstream Euromaidan protesters.

They're regimented and well-trained. They're fascists, you know! Here they are organizing on the street for combatives training, in a photo sent by an observer to the Guardian:

Are Ukraine's Jews Screwed?

But by far, the worst of the bunch are the hooligans of the Svoboda party. These are God's special little children, if God were a gay-bashing nativist Nazi-loving Ukrainian nationalist front. Svoboda means freedom, though the party stands for anything but. What do they stand for? Oh, you know, the usual stuff: Their original name and logo were derived from Hitler's Nazi Party.

They like to march out every now and then carrying portraits of Stepan Bandera, a useful nationalist idiot who did some anti-Soviet partisan work for Hitler. They're busy, hateful little shitkickers. And they're a vocal, if numerically inferior, part of the political coalition with other leaders like Vitaly Klitschko and Yulia Tymoshenko who have taken over Kiev.

Here's a picture of Svoboda's dipshit leader getting backup from U.S. Sens. John McCain and Chris Murphy in December:

Are Ukraine's Jews Screwed?

Here is a guy putting up a white power flag between a Confederate battle standard and Ukrainian and Svoboda flags in a Kievan municipal building after it was taken over by protesters:

In this atmosphere, plenty of critics are asking: Should the West distance itself from the revolutionaries?

This is not an academic question reserved for uppity web pundits. Anti-Semitism has a long and hoary history in Ukraine. I should know; my Weinstein ancestors supposedly braved pogroms by Cossacks and Tatars for centuries in Kamenetz-Podolsk, a western citadel town, before bugging out in the 19th century—part of numerous waves of Jewish refugees who fled the nation to join the diaspora in Western Europe, the U.S., and eventually, Israel. World War II and the Holocaust are believed to have wiped out two-thirds of those who remained.

But Jewish history in Ukraine is ancient, and not everyone split for greener pastures over the centuries of famine, war, and sectarian hatred. Estimates of how many Jews remain in Ukraine are as various, and probably as reliable, as the arguments over who's leading the protest movement. One Israeli ministry estimates 250,000 Jews live there, half of whom are in Kiev. The European Jewish Congress says 300,000 to 400,000; the 2012 Annual Jewish Year Book says 67,000; the last Ukrainian census, in 2001, estimated 104,000.

Speaking of the census, here's a funny quirk of demographics, not just in Ukraine, but in Russia and most of the former Soviet states: They classify "Jew" as a nationality, alongside Russian, Ukrainian, Tatar, Pole, et cetera. The implicit message being: There's no way to be Ukrainian and Jewish.

That, more than the fascist fancies of Svoboda and Right Sector dead-end storm-troopers, may ultimately be what screws the remaining Jews in Ukraine: The country and the region have never liked them all that much. Being called a zhid is still a major-league fuck-you in most of the kinda-sorta-Russophone world. The fascists in Kiev are bad, but there are awful anti-Semites among the Crimean Tatars and Russian military retirees and Cossacks who are rising up against the revolution in Eastern Ukraine, too.

Consider this: Below is a picture from a ceremony last summer commemorating the Ukrainian war dead in the village of Yaseniv in Western Ukraine. The Nazi Ukrainian war dead. The dude on the right is a surviving member of the SS Galicia division, a unit of mostly Ukrainian volunteers fighting for the Reich. The kid on the left, well, he's just an enterprising young man with a "WHITE PRIDE WORLDWIDE" T-shirt. And there's an assortment of Svobodniks in the background.

Are Ukraine's Jews Screwed?

This is the pre-revolutionary cultural status quo in Ukraine.

Now, take away street policing. Make this a state that's somewhat drunkenly weaving between stable governments, goaded on not just by native rightists but by Russian puppeteers and their sympathizers, too. In the absence of laws, and enforcers of laws, all of that cultural antipathy starbursts, and it burns the Jewish community, and every other hated group that doesn't have a champion.

So: Yes, there are anti-Semitic, fascist elements who are relatively well-placed among the revolutionaries who booted Viktor Yanukovich out of the presidential mansion. But the revolution itself isn't a Nazi revolution, and defenders of the previous oligarchy aren't exactly friends of the tribe, either. No side is especially friendly to Jews or any other religious, ethnic, or sexual minority, because this is Ukraine.

But there are rays of hope: First, among young Jews themselves, many of whom have been on the front lines in Kiev. "I want to let you know that lots of people who study Hebrew together with me are going to Euromaidan after classes every single day," one young woman says on a video recorded on the street several weeks ago. "My friends, my coworkers from the Jewish Channel go to the Maidan too… Here, at Euromaidan, it doesn't matter which nationality you are."

Then there are the antifascists, the students, the left-leaning demonstrators, the pacifists, who estimate that right-wing dullards make up about 30 percent of the protesters—an outsize bunch, considering their poor showings at the polls. "Lots of people want to manipulate the people here," one antifascist says. But on the whole, they're simply against the old order and in favor of a more participatory democracy.

Unless and until a strong national government led by non-batshit elements establishes control over the country, minority safety will not be assured. Right now, the odds of that happening anytime soon aren't looking too good, and we should all be concerned about that.

The most politically viable elements out there—Klitschko's Democratic Alliance for Reform and Tymoshenko's Fatherland Party—aren't without their sins, but they aren't ultranationalist righties or Moscow stooges, either. They've benefited from the regimentation of a bunch of knuckle-dragging soccer toughs with crude ideologies in Independence Square, but they're probably the best hope for an intermediate state of maximum security and minimum abuses of rights.

So don't dismiss the Euromaidan movement: Support its nonviolent elements, which are many. Blaming the whole revolutionary gaggle for the current wave of anti-Semitism in Ukraine is like blaming the river when your crappy dam breaks. Instead of hand-wringing about the tideline, you help build a better dam. Because the river isn't gonna stop flowing anytime soon.

[Main photo: Getty Images; other photo credits: AP]

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