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What Would Politics Look Like Without Plagiarism?

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What Would Politics Look Like Without Plagiarism?

Pundits are aflutter over a Wisconsin Democrat's plagiarism of other candidates' platforms for her jobs plan. What would politics look like without plagiarism? Nothing. Politics is plagiarism. And it will continue to be plagiarism until we demand something different of our politicians, and ourselves.

Political plagiarism is a perennial story. It's as old as Cicero. But it's been exposed frequently enough of late that even the New Yorker feels the need to explain "Why Politicians Plagiarize So Often." Rand Paul does it in speeches and books. A Montana U.S. Senate candidate did it in his Army War College thesis. And in this week's egregious case, Wisconsin gubernatorial candidate Mary Burke was caught bogarting her jobs plan from four other Democratic campaigns. The journalist who scooped that case, Buzzfeed's Andrew Kaczynski, has made a franchise of identifying politicians' borrowings, from Burke to Paul to Oregon Republican Senate hopeful Monica Wehby, who earlier this week was outed for copying her health care plan from Karl Rove's super PAC.

Kaczynski's work, while valuable, isn't that trailblazing. Everybody in politics plagiarizes. It can't be stopped.

Do not mistake this for a defense of plagiarism on the basis that you can't do politics without it. That, too, is not an original argument, but a cynical example of the sort of "This Town," "cult of the savvy" wisdom that passes for political commentary in most media circles.

I do agree that all plagiarism isn't all bad per se. The kneejerk moral reaction against intellectual borrowings is a property-rights hangup that very smart people have pushed back against in recent years. Nobody's argued against blanket plagiarism condemnations as eloquently as Jonathan Lethem in his 2007 Harper's article "The Ecstasy of Influence"—which was itself cleverly cobbled together from dozens of other pieces on the subject (a conceit that Lethem admits, in an index to his index of sources, had been done before he did it). From Nabokov to Dylan to blues to his own essay, Lethem argues that out of material so familiar, we make new meanings.

It's hard to quibble with Lethem's thesis that literature—and music, and politics, and culture in general—"has been in a plundered, fragmentary state for a long time." Of course, the journalistic profession treats itself differently, and rightly so; its constructed identity as a credible intermediary for "real" information demands that it hold copiers and cribbers accountable. Fareed Zakaria, Benny Johnson, and Chris Hedges all deserve the opprobrium they get, seeing as how their concealed but impulsive lack of originality is the basis of their fame and fortune.

But the infinite regress of borrowings and appropriations that make up political culture seems more deeply offensive, precisely because we've grown to accept it. I'm grateful that Kaczynski chronicles new cases as dutifully as he does, but there's something Pollyannaish, even smarmily cynical, about assuming each successive case of plagiarism will surprise us. What's really surprising is how generally unsurprised we are when politicians are caught plagiarizing. "That's politics, after all!" (Note that even the plagiarizing journalists I cited above are all known primarily as political journalists.)

My colleague Tom Scocca, in his meditation on smarm, identified how the cultural content of basically every mainstream political message today—left, right, statist, libertarian—is nothing but a different tossing of the same salad ingredients:

What carries contemporary American political campaigns along is a thick flow of opaque smarm.

Here is Obama in 2012, wrapping up a presidential debate performance against Mitt Romney:

"I believe that the free enterprise system is the greatest engine of prosperity the world's ever known. I believe in self-reliance and individual initiative and risk-takers being rewarded. But I also believe that everybody should have a fair shot and everybody should do their fair share and everybody should play by the same rules, because that's how our economy is grown. That's how we built the world's greatest middle class."

The lone identifiable point of ideological distinction between the president and his opponent, in that passage, is the word "but." Everything else is a generic cross-partisan recitation of the indisputable: Free enterprise ... prosperity ... self-reliance ... initiative ... a fair shot ... the world's greatest middle class.

The scary thing is not that this is true. It's that we all recognize it as true and choose our sides anyway, as if there's any true difference between them. In his 1946 essay "Politics and the English Language," Orwell acknowledged how political rhetoric turns speaker and listener alike into recursive machines, producing a "reduced state of consciousness" that, "if not indispensable, is at any rate favorable to political conformity." Two years later, he published 1984.

One may object that the examples above are of mere political rhetoric and not actual policy, and there are substantive policy differences between our warring factions. Certainly, the incessant recyclings don't stop me from voting whenever I'm able. But I do so with an awareness that those policies are bound by the rhetoric, so much so that a Democratic or Republican platform only makes the news today when its language changes from convention to convention. Put another way: The earth-shattering news happens when a political strategy appears not to be entirely plagiarized for once.

This self-limiting cycle is at work in Burke's case: She (or her campaign staff) took existing jobs plans from previous Democratic candidates' platforms and recycled them. Her political opponents, who themselves barely exist outside talking points and think-tank policy papers, feign outrage at her borrowings. Her political defenders say the ideas are what's important, and borrowing good ideas is how the thing is done. But how good can such ossified ideas really be? Logically, they boil down to ideology: She's a Democrat, and she wants things that Democrats always want.

Plagiarism in politics fails the Lethem test precisely because it doesn't open us up to new vistas of policy or even of moral rhetoric: It distills politics down to an ever-shrinking discourse of formless, meaningless platitudes, like recycling one's own urine until the nutrients have been wrung out. It makes a mockery of a democratic system. It traps the citizenry in a hall of mirrors and permits us to choose only whichever glassy reflection of the status quo we think shines best.

So what other politics is possible? I think the example of Obama, the result of 2008's "hope and change," is evidence that one can never escape the cycle of borrowing and appropriating to make an appeal to the American electorate. "Something different, something honest" is a tried-and-true brand, too—perhaps the most dangerous one, because it invites a kind of earnest credulousness in voters (see also: Rand Paul), an inability to appraise recycled bullshit at its true value.

What's possible at a minimum is a willingness to acknowledge the central role of cribbing in our political culture. A commitment to trace every tired idea through its many incarnations back to its fountainhead, to its underlying ideology. "This invasion of one's mind by ready-made phrases," Orwell writes, "can only be prevented if one is constantly on guard against them, and every such phrase anaesthetizes a portion of one's brain."

If we exercised that kind of critical faculty, what would we find in our politics? Nothing but ideology. And it's hard to challenge ideology: "free enterprise... prosperity..." ad infinitum. Even Orwell's appeal for critical thought has been stolen by the politicians, hammered into their recycled messages, so that they can easily challenge the other guy as "straight out of 1984."

That sort of talk is itself straight out of 1984. We have always been at war with tyranny, with terror. We have always stood for free enterprise, for prosperity. And we always will, until we start to ask what in the hell that really means, and answer bravely that it means nothing at all.

I want to say that another kind of politics is possible, but a kind so radical that it would wreck our collective complacency and restructure our entire culture. It wouldn't be plagiarism-free, but it would be self-aware, post-ideological. It would be great. But I doubt we're ready for it.

[Photo credit: Shutterstock]


Two Drunk Assholes Upstaged By Another Drunk Asshole Puking Out of Car

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"What the fuck are you recording me for, cocksucker?" Boot and rally, y'all. Boot and rally.

[H/T Daily Dot]

Clay Aiken Says Celebs in Photo Hacking Scandal Got What They Deserved

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Clay Aiken Says Celebs in Photo Hacking Scandal Got What They Deserved

Clay Aiken, former American Idol contestant who you sort of remember, current Democratic nominee in North Carolina's 2nd congressional district, has some thoughts about the recent celebrity nude photo hacking scandal. Wanna hear 'em?

In a recent interview with the Washington Post, Aiken spoke freely about his feelings on nude photos and those who take them. ("Mr. Aiken, as the Democratic nominee in North Carolina's 2nd congressional district...celeb nudes?") He doesn't like them, for the record, and is opposed to the idea anyone committing their naked body to a photograph:

"Anybody who takes inappropriate pictures of themselves deserves exactly what they get."

But he's not a monster! Of course, he's also opposed to stealing the forbidden nudes:

"Of course whoever [stole and released the photos] should be hogtied. And it's unfortunate that we don't have Internet security right now or the laws in place to protect people from pirating that stuff."

Ah, it is unfortunate. Luckily, those harmed by the lack of security do deserve it, so.

[image via Getty]

More Problems Found at Leaky New Mexico Nuclear Waste Dump

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More Problems Found at Leaky New Mexico Nuclear Waste Dump

The New Mexico dump which holds the nation's dirtiest laundry from nearly 70 years of nuclear weapons production was supposed to be a an accident-proof underground vault that would entomb radioactive waste in a 2,000-foot thick layer of salt for at least 10,000 years.

It's not working out that way. And like most things related to nuclear waste, it looks like the news is going to get worse—and a hell of a lot more expensive—before it gets any better.

Now, officials with the U.S. Department of Energy say that it appears a second drum of plutonium waste has the potential of bursting—if it hasn't already—at the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant (WIPP) near Carlsbad, possibly contributing to a leak from another ruptured drum that left 21 workers exposed to small amounts of radiation earlier this year.

On February 14, a drum of plutonium-contaminated waste from Los Alamos National Laboratory overheated and burst open from an apparent chemical reaction between bags of nitric acid (used in the plutonium-extraction process), organic matter and lead—sending radiation up a half-mile long air vent to the surface, where it contaminated the workers.

DOE official Joe Franco told state and local officials at a hearing in Carlsbad on Thursday that the second drum was located in an underground waste panel separate from the original ruptured drum. The agency was expected to release details about their plans to cleanup the facility, but the full plan was still under review by officials in Washington.

Investigators with LANL say that they still haven't been able to duplicate the exact chemical reaction that led to the rupture, although they say it may have been caused by a discarded glove box. According to the Carlsbad Current-Argus, investigators say that the two drums contained material dating back to 1985 from the now-defunct Rocky Flats Weapons Plant near Denver.

The two drums contain transuranic (i.e. any elements with an atomic weight heavier than uranium—in this instance plutonium) waste material that was originally stored in one drum at the Colorado facility. Investigators say that temperatures inside the waste drums would have to hit 572 to 662 degrees Fahrenheit to cause a chemical reaction like the one that caused the leaks.

Investigators testified at the public hearing the cardboard glove box contained lead—which reacts with nitric acid at a lower temperature.

That reaction could have heated the drum up to a point where it would then react with kitty litter that was used as an organic absorbent in the drum, causing it to split open from the heat and leak out the toxic radioactive filling.

The contamination was not expected to have any impact on the health of the exposed workers—of course nobody expected the supposedly radiation leak-proof dump in the Chihuahuan Desert to fail as quickly as it did, either.

According to former DOE officials, the facility was designed so that a release of any radioactivity into the atmosphere was supposed to be a 1-in-every-200,000 year event.

In reality, it only took about 15 years for the facility—opened in 1999—to fail.

In a preliminary report issued following the February accident, investigators said that the facility didn't have an adequate radiation safety plan in place, and it had a workplace culture where employees were reluctant to report safety issues or complain about failing equipment or unsafe conditions.

Now, according to the Los Angeles Times, WIPP officials say that it's going to take some 7,000 steps to clean up the mess from February's accident—at a cost estimated by outside experts of at least $1 billion, if not substantially more.

…the Energy Department must drill a new ventilation shaft, repair a broken waste hoist, clean up debris and soot, stabilize the mine walls that have gone unattended for nine months, put new batteries in vehicles, install a new ventilation system, erect a bulkhead to seal off the room with the ruptured drum and seal surfaces that are contamined (sic) with radioactive dust…

Officials say that WIPP will be closed until at least 2016, but nuclear watchdogs say that even that time estimate is probably too optimistic until more is known about how much nuclear waste needs to be cleaned up at the site.

In addition, nuclear waste is backing up at DOE cleanup sites around the nation—adding even more to the eventual overall price tag.

Still, local politicians around Carlsbad continue to support the facility, which employs about 1,200 people and has—at least prior to the accident—an operating budget of around $200 million.

At Thursday's hearing, Republican New Mexico State Rep. Cathryn Brown actually said she felt better knowing that (at least as far as anybody knows) there are only two problem drums at the facility.

"I think it's good news that they have isolated it to only two drums. I would have thought there would have been more," Brown said.

There still very well could be, as the DOE originally identified 678 waste drums matching the signature of the one that ruptured in February, the Current-Argus reports.

According to the DOE, 113 drums are being held at a temporary facility in west Texas, 55 drums are still in the storage panel with the drum that leaked, 453 drums are in the storage panel with the second suspect drum and another 57 still need to be processed at Los Alamos.

That's an awful lot of potentially toxic places for an empty cardboard glove box to hide.

Image via AP

Game of Thrones Fan Fights Off Burglar With Medieval Spear

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Game of Thrones Fan Fights Off Burglar With Medieval Spear

Thomas McGowan picked the wrong home to burglarize. This week, the 25-year-old allegedly broke into the trailer of one Jimmy Morgan, Jr., a Game of Thrones-loving Christian man who isn't afraid to use the "very quick, very agile and very deadly" short spear he keeps by his bedside.

Morgan, a medieval weapons hobbyist who participates in a fighting sport called SCA armored combat, heard McGowan come in through a window of his Wichita Falls, Tx., home at around midnight Wednesday. He recounts the entire experience—wearing a Night's Watch shirt—in the amazing interview with local news outlet KFDX below. Some highlights:

He says, "He started retreating and I started advancing and I was stalking him here, you never cross your legs, and I cornered him right here."

In addition, he says, "The door was locked and shut. He was panicked at this point. He said, 'I can't get out, I can't get out'."

"As he was running, he smeared blood from here to high heaven and he splattered here and he splattered there and splattered all over there. It was like a deer," Morgan Jr. says.

"It's called the SCA. It's a medieval fighting and we do use spears and swords and things of that nature. I don't have a firearm so I have a short spear, very quick, very agile and very deadly," Morgan Jr. says.

He says, "I am a Christian man and I don't want to take life, however I want to make sure that he understands that his life was mine to take. I let him have it."

Earlier in the evening, McGowan was involved in a chase with police, driving a car that had been reported stolen. The car turned out to be his; he had evidently reported the theft and forgotten to alert authorities when he retrieved it. After outrunning the cops and crashing the vehicle, he broke into Morgan's trailer.

Morgan called the police after chasing McGowan off, and McGowan was arrested for evading arrest with a vehicle, criminal trespass of a habitation, and driving while intoxicated, KFDX reports.

Just watch the video:

[h/t Fark]

Kevin Rose Is Competing With His Own Investment

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Kevin Rose Is Competing With His Own Investment

On September 4th, Kevin Rose, the Digg founder turned partner at Google Ventures, sent out a series of texts to the folks who were beta testing his new photo-sharing app, Tiiny. People were curious about the similarities between Tiiny and another photo-sharing app, Cap, made by Rose's protege Danny Trinh.

"No drama," he assured them. No drama, just the fact that Rose was actively involved in Trinh's $1.8 million funding round and had just launched a competing product—a product with features that Rose encouraged Trinh to implement.

The texts below were sent the day that Trinh, a former designer at Digg and Path, debuted Cap on Product Hunt, a bulletin board for early adopters popular with Silicon Valley insiders:

Also, a couple of you have mentioned Danny Trinh's new app "Cap" and the similarities. Danny and I have been brainstorming ideas for months, we're trying more or less two different takes on a similar idea. No drama, just ideas in the same playground. I hope you'll try them both :)

Kevin Rose Is Competing With His Own Investment

Let's be clear: neither Tiiny (on the left) nor Cap (on the right) matters. The odds are not in their favor. Both Trinh and Rose are also working on other projects. That's what makes the backchannel buzz so bizarre. The other nine hundred photo-sharing apps didn't come with Machiavelli vibes and a record-scratching addendum from TechCrunch.

Addendum: After publishing this post, some people have suggested the larger issue is not that the apps ended up being so similar, but that Kevin Rose has built a product which competes against a company he invested in as a VC at Google Ventures.

Cap wasn't Trinh's focus at the time Rose invested, but as he knew that it was in the works when he began working on Tiiny, it could represent a possible conflict of interest for Rose and for Google Ventures itself. As Cap shareholders, that conflict would violate a fiduciary responsibility, which is the strictest standard in U.S. law.

That update was tacked on to a 1,900-word exegesis (prominently featured on the site) about the overlap between two apps no one had ever heard of. But the author, Ryan Lawler, missed the forest for the trees. He spent the space equivocating on the similarities between both apps—a photo grid and tiny looping videos—and not on inconsistencies in Rose's narrative.

After interviewing a number of sources familiar with both sides of the situation, it's still difficult to say with certainty who had which idea first, what was proprietary, and what constitutes a breach of fiduciary responsibility. But one thing is clear: Kevin Rose is acting like everything's copacetic when it's not, gaslighting Trinh, his longtime friend, in the process.

Rose has overexerted himself trying to recreate history and invent a founder story, one source told Valleywag, arguing that Rose's own screenshots and mockups show that he didn't start working on Tiiny until a month after he had access to Cap. The source pointed to the TechCrunch article, as well as to two Medium posts about the genesis of the idea and how the app was made in three weeks.

Earlier this week, we heard Google Ventures was "absolutely freaking out," about the implications in the TechCrunch addendum. In November, you see, Google Ventures debuted a new "founder friendly" public image. But why would founders want advice from anyone who might turn around and found a competing product of their own?

The TechCrunch writer who penned the founder-friendly post took a job at Google Ventures seven months later. Lawler, meanwhile, called Rose an "overall Internet good guy," last month, apropos of nothing. TechCrunch has mentioned Tiiny in four separate posts: before it launched, the day it launched, in the explainer, and listed as one of the TechCrunch stories "you don't want to miss this week." The coverage seems less like an order to from on high and more like a weak-kneed complacency when it comes to Silicon Valley stars.

But let's start at the beginning, shall we?

Rose and Trinh first met when Trinh was a 17-year-old Digg fanboy turned intern. When Trinh raised money late last year, it wasn't for Cap, it was for Free, an app that was supposed to help users figure out which of their friends were available to hang out with at any particular moment. Tony Conrad from True Ventures was the lead investor, but Rose was active as well. The deal included the typical confidentiality agreements.

When Trinh did a short-lived beta test of Free in March, the app had tiny looping videos. It's basically like a quick gif of your face from an always-on camera, but thumbnail-sized. It was a distracting but addictive feature—now that social media has made narcissists of us all. Rose used those tiny little Vine-tendrils multiple times in March.

At that time, the video loops were part of a chat feature in Free, similar to TapTalk. But Trinh decided to spin them off into Cap, as their own product, and Rose encouraged him to do so.

At a bar one night in July, Rose had been toying around with versions of Free and Cap that both had the tiny looping video feature. Rose couldn't stop making them. When Trinh arrived at the bar, Rose recommended displaying the thumbnails as a grid. Multiple people overheard this.

In the middle of August, news broke that Rose was getting back into the startup game and going part-time at Google Ventures. As far back as November, he had been toying around with building an Android app, according to a source familiar with the situation. The app may have included small pics and video. But it was never built.

Now Rose launched North, an incubator for rapidly prototyping apps. His first product was assumed to be a blogging service called Tiny. He'd made a video about that idea all the way back in December 2013, long before his decision to return to startups.

Soon after launching North, Rose informed Trinh that he was going to move Tiny toward photos instead. He assured Trinh that although there might be some overlap, it would not be in the same space. Trinh said no problemo—neither Free nor Cap were on target yet.

Here's where the narratives really split. Two days later, at a dinner Trinh saw the mocks for what would become Tiiny. It was a mobile app with looping videos and a grid, just as Rose had advised Trinh to do.

One camp says that Trinh was stunned, but held off on expressing his shock and frustration until a week later. The other camp says Trinh was fine with it because he was focused on Free. But why would he have given up those looping videos that Rose played around with just one month earlier?

A source described the collision of products this way: "I believe ideas are a dime a dozen and execution is everything. I've just never seen an investor steal a founder's entire execution like that."

That may be overstating it. What complicates the who-was-first argument is that Tiiny's execution is further along. Cap is still in alpha, while Rose was faster and first to get into the Apple App Store. Tiiny was clean and fun and quicker than the version of Cap I played with earlier this week, but once you have a "friend," the two apps feel very similar, as you can see from the screenshots above. Still Trinh, a designer by training, has yet to launch. There is no doubt that they are in competition.

Rose's message to beta testers that "Danny and I have been brainstorming ideas for months, we're trying more or less two different takes on a similar idea," isn't consistent with this bit from TechCrunch:

"That said, Rose didn't know Trinh had implemented the grid element he was working on with Tiiny until after he and North co-founder Marc Hemeon had finished their design sprint."

If they were brainstorming together, how could Rose not have known the gist of the app? Especially if Rose advised using the grid in July.

Some sources argue that Rose was using the press coverage to construct a backstory. Take, for instance, these two paragraphs from TechCrunch:

Rose had originally planned to work on a blogging platform called Tiny for his first project, but decided to build a new type of photo-sharing app instead. The idea behind it came from playing with the Instagram tag page several months earlier, and being able to skim through multiple images quickly.

It had the same grid design element he had suggested for Cap, but Trinh wasn't the only one to get that advice. Rose had also suggested the feature to other founders he worked with, including Cluster founder Brendan Mulligan. At the time Rose started working on Tiiny, however, he hadn't seen anyone successfully implement it, and so decided to build it himself.

Photo-grid, looping videos may have been in the aether; no one can deny Silicon Valley's tendency to groupthink. Rose may even have fooled around with the notion in November, but he recommended Trinh implement a grid in July and then "decided to built it himself," one month later. Again, perhaps legally fine, but it sounds like a snatch-back, no matter how Rose tries to spin it.

Rose has buddies all over the Bay Area, including Trinh's lead investor Tony Conrad, who appears to have recused himself. He did not return repeated requests for comment. Trinh's legal advisor Josh Cook is also friends with Rose. And just look at all the insiders using the app. There's Twitter cofounder Biz Stone, Matt Cohler from Benchmark Capital, Harper Reed, Gary Vaynerchuk, Megan Quinn, and Google Ventures partner MG Siegler, another former TechCrunch writer.

Kevin Rose Is Competing With His Own Investment


So, why hurt your own investment? Perhaps reputational capital was worth more. Rose infamously gave two thumbs up to this Businessweek cover before Digg started flailing. His last stab at startup glory—Milk, an incubator just like North, was bailed out by Google Ventures. He's made successful investments, but as a source explained, "You go from being the cool kid to just another VC in khakis." Now he has a chance to be a creator again.

To contact the author of this post, please email nitasha@gawker.com.

[Image via Getty]

Zen Koans Explained: "Happy Chinaman"

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Zen Koans Explained: "Happy Chinaman"

We often call a mischievous child a "scamp." Is that really fair? Do they "scamper" away from us by choice—or because we chase them, with an axe? We must remember that we ourselves are part of nature, along with the scamps we chop.

The koan: "Happy Chinaman"

Anyone walking about Chinatowns in America with observe statues of a stout fellow carrying a linen sack. Chinese merchants call him Happy Chinaman or Laughing Buddha.

This Hotei lived in the T'ang dynasty. He had no desire to call himself a Zen master or to gather many disciples about him. Instead he walked the streets with a big sack into which he would put gifts of candy, fruit, or doughnuts. These he would give to children who gathered around him in play. He established a kindergarten of the streets.

Whenever he met a Zen devotee he would extend his hand and say: "Give me one penny." And if anyone asked him to return to a temple to teach others, again he would reply: "Give me one penny."

Once he was about his play-work another Zen master happened along and inquired: "What is the significance of Zen?"

Hotei immediately plopped his sack down on the ground in silent answer.

"Then," asked the other, "what is the actualization of Zen?"

At once the Happy Chinaman swung the sack over his shoulder and continued on his way.

The enlightenment: You should have heard the harrumphing I had to put up with from the School Board Curriculum Approval people about this. "First of all, 'Chinaman' is considered a racial slur," they told me. "On top of that, you're asking us to endorse the behavior an erratically-behaving adult male who approaches children on the street and hands them 'gifts' out of a mysterious 'sack.' When the man is not molesting children, he is extorting money from passersby. And his only redeeming quality—his purported wisdom in the area of zen—seems to consist solely of meaningless street pantomimes. While there are certainly plenty of valuable educational texts on the topic of Eastern religions, this does not seem to be one of them."

They don't understand because they're part of the system.

This has been "Zen Koans Explained." Acknowledge, then avoid.

[Photo: Shutterstock]

Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

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Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

Occasionally, against all odds, you'll see an interesting or even enjoyable picture on the Internet. But is it worth sharing, or just another Photoshop job that belongs in the digital trash heap? Check in here and find out if that viral photo deserves an enthusiastic "forward" or a pitiless "delete."

Image via Brian Luenser


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Like war with Iraq, U2's autocratic command of the pop charts has been an unnerving constant in the lives of Millennials, seemingly dating back to the creation of time itself. So social media users had little reason to question the authenticity of this viral image, which echoed the band's recent invasion of millions of defenseless iTunes libraries.

However, as Factually's Matt Novak explained on Tuesday, "It's a funny chucklegoof. But it's a fake." The original, unaltered image can be seen below, scanned from a catalog sent out by British retailer Argos in 1986.

Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos


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Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

Given the ubiquity of fake giant Moon pics online, folks were understandably skeptical when this photo appeared on CBS Dallas/Fort Worth's Facebook page. This one, however, isn't just legit, it's barely even cropped.

The trick, it seems, is shooting from miles away with a big-ass lens. "I have lots of shots of the Moon seconds before and after the shot," photographer Brian Luenser told Antiviral. "Would be amazing math to have all the angles and relationships the same for each shot. Impossible really. So just plain real."

Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

Images via Brian Luenser


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As Antiviral covered in detail yesterday, this gruesome selfie—supposedly taken by "a Dude in CA" after stealing his girlfriend's corpse—is completely fake. Confirming the suspicions of many, we learned that the dead body is actually a studio prop and her chauffeur a production assistant. "It was my friend who put this story online without my permission," the P.A. told Antiviral, "and he also put that crazy title."


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Forward or Delete: This Week's Fake Viral Photos

This fucked up snapshot, on the other hand, is totally real. Taken in the Spanish town of Guardamar del Segura, the candid moment between corpse, gravedigger and corpse's nephew quickly spread through social media before being discovered by local officials, who issued a statement saying they "regret the events in the municipal cemetery."

"It was nonsense that has no justification," a city spokesperson told Diario Información, "and that forces us to make decisions," arguably the far greater crime.

Image via Twitter


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On Wednesday, the latest in a long series of 4chan hoaxes kicked off with a thread soliciting prank ideas for users of Apple's recently released iOS 8. After some debate, posters agreed on the idea of "wireless microwave charging" and the prank was rendered as a single, endlessly shareable image.

Naturally, the campaign was an instant success, circulating widely on Twitter and Reddit and generating a dozen or so news stories warning people not to microwave their goddamn phones.

But because we now live in a horrible, trolling-based dystopia, it's not actually clear how many people, if any, actually fell for the prank. The above example of 4chan's master trole, for instance, is in reality a year-old photo pulled from Flickr. Another such picture comes from a 2012 YouTube video titled "iPhone 5 Microwave Test."

In the end, there's really only one truth on the Internet: everything is a hoax.


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That Stupid Derek Jeter Ad Will Make You Cry For America

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That Stupid Derek Jeter Ad Will Make You Cry For America

On Thursday, The Gatorade Company Inc.—a marketing shop with a secondary concern in the manufacture and distribution of sweetened salt water—released an advertisement featuring Derek Jeter, one of the worst players in baseball.

Judging advertisements by any sort of aesthetic criteria is probably a category error, but this was not a good advertisement. The conceit is that Jeter, who's near retirement after a long and distinguished career with the New York Yankees, decides on a whim to mingle with the proletariat, telling his driver to drop him off on a street near Yankee Stadium rather than driving directly to the private entrance ballplayers use. We see scenes of Jeter talking with and even touching ordinary people on the sidewalk and inside local businesses, and they brighten, the way people do when they're near someone famous whom they admire. Then Jeter heads into the stadium and, eventually, up to the field—ready, presumably, to take his final at-bat.

The idea here is obviously to show Jeter as a prince heading out among his people to show how much he loves them, and to permit them to show how much they love him in kind, and so to show, by the transitive property, how much they love The Gatorade Company Inc., which Jeter surely also loves, which has estimated annual revenues above $4 billion, and which also seemingly has the capacity to love. It loves Jeter in proportion to his estimated effect on annual revenues; it loves Jeter's fans in proportion to their willingness to purchase and consume Gatorade-branded products; and it loves that it loves, and can be loved. (Note the positioning of Jeter, onlooking baseball fans, and the viewer as subordinate to the Gatorade brand mark in the shot below.)

That Stupid Derek Jeter Ad Will Make You Cry For America

The actual advertisement doesn't quite work as intended, though. First, there's the choice of music—Frank Sinatra's "My Way," which not only draws an unfortunate parallel between late-era Jeter and the senescence of another limpid-eyed New York icon, but also reminds the viewer that Jeter was a vain and selfish player. (He refused, for example, to move off shortstop, which he played incompetently, when the Yankees traded for Alex Rodriguez.) Second, there's the fact that the conceit rests on the idea that Jeter has never once, over the 20 years he's played in New York, thought to take to the streets and talk to the commoners, raising certain questions about his supposed love affair with the city. Third, there's Jeter's visible discomfort, which may be the result of a bad actor's attempts to feign wistfulness—he's an actor in an advertisement here, after all, not the subject of a short documentary—but nonetheless lends the whole thing an air of unease. Add it all up and this is, at best, less kitsch than a set of allusions to a kitsch concept of New York as a big apple that never sleeps, filled with honest working people, Sinatra, "classiness," and so on. It's basically like watching Billy Crystal and Rudy Giuliani blow one another for a minute and a half.


There's nothing remarkable about this advertisement. It's an advertisement. (Even Jeter seems bored by it. "It didn't take long," he said. "I was out there for about 30 minutes.") What is remarkable, in its way, is how this advertisement was disseminated and received.

The Gatorade Company Inc. posted this advertisement to YouTube yesterday. Given that the advertisement, in its present form, is too long to run regularly on television, one can presume that it was edited and released with the online market in mind. One can further presume, given the mechanisms of the online sharing economy, that the marketing planners who designed its release did so in the expectation that journalists would do the hard work of making potential consumers of Gatorade-branded products aware of its existence. The journalists did not disappoint; calling them whores seems off only in that whores expect to be paid for their work.

Here is a partial list of journalistic operations that deliberately acted as pro bono marketers for The Gatorade Company Inc.—a subsidiary of PepsiCo, which takes in something near $70 billion in annual revenue—in connection with this advertisement:

Sports Illustrated ("Watch Yankees fans react as Derek Jeter takes a walk through the Bronx"); the Associated Press ("The Gatorade farewell to Yankees captain Derek Jeter is fantastic"); BuzzFeed ("RT if you cried watching this farewell Derek Jeter commercial Fav if you're a robot"); SB Nation ("Even if you hate Derek Jeter, this farewell ad will give you chills"); Bleacher Report ("Derek Jeter mingles with fans on his way to Yankee Stadium in this Gatorade ad"); Entertainment Weekly ("Don't waste any more time not watching Derek Jeter's farewell Gatorade ad"); Mashable ("Gatorade's ad with Derek Jeter will give you goosebumps, no matter what team you root for"); USA Today ("New Derek Jeter commercial may be the most New York thing ever"); my local ABC station ("Gatorade pays tribute to Derek Jeter in touching new commercial"); New York 1 ("Gatorade Ad Pays Tribute to Jeter's Way"); the New York Daily News ("Gatorade has an awesome new Derek Jeter ad. Watch it here"); Awful Announcing ("This Derek Jeter Gatorade commercial is perfect"); and Time ("This new Derek Jeter commercial for Gatorade will give you chills"). As of this writing, these efforts have helped bring the advertisement near three million views.

The embarrassing lines above are all merely from tweets these shops sent out; the actual articles and posts to which they're pointing are considerably more craven and ridiculous. There are, first, the ones that are just wrong. (Jeter no more stopped by Stan's to surprise some fans, as the Daily News has it, than Peter Quill and Co. saved Xandar from Ronan the Accuser in Guardians of the Galaxy; film is an edited medium, in which even a happy child's thrilled reaction to the presence of his favorite player is inherently fake because it's not real, and anyway a Gatorade advertisement is as reliable a guide to Derek Jeter's half-hour on the streets of New York as Battleship Potemkin is to the mutiny of 1905.) Worse than, that, though, you have the ones that are enthusiastically wrong.

BuzzFeed, for example, actually published this actual sentence, above a GIF of Jeter and a child smiling and under a headline claiming that this mediocre advertisement would make grown adults cry like small children: "It's an incredibly touching tribute to his legacy, even if it is sponsored content." Note that BuzzFeed is apparently incapable of using anything but a euphemism for the word "advertising" here, but also note that it—like many shops—finds itself not just in the business of pointing you to advertising, and not just in the business of vigorously arguing that you should like it, but of arguing that there's something actually wrong with you if you don't.


There's just nothing to this advertisement. "It was sort of a way to thank [the fans] for what they've meant to me," was the best even Derek Jeter could say of it, which, translated into English, is even more embarrassing. ("[Allowing random people to serve as extras in a Gatorade advertisement I spent a half-hour on] was sort of a way to thank [the proles] for [being potential consumers of Gatorade-branded products].") Still, whatever, right? This is capitalism working.

This is one line of approach here. Another would be to say that the way this advertisement was distributed was fundamentally evil. The entire point of journalism—the very thing that distinguishes it from the closely related fields of fiction and public relations—is that it presents the public with things that are true. They don't necessarily have to be important truths, of course, but they need, at minimum, to not be anti-truths, falsehoods fostered by a corporation that takes in $70 billion every year in service of selling a good no one needs and no one should want. To knowingly, deliberately pass on and endorse a falsehood—to claim that an advertisement made in service of selling sweetened salt water and that may as well be Rudy Giuliani-on-Billy Crystal pornography is something that should make anyone who understands New York and/or baseball cry—is to say that there is no point to the project of writing true things. The same is true of acknowledging that emotionally manipulative advertisements are not real and issuing approving notices of them anyway. The same is true of writing some second-order story about how the false claims made the corporation made in its advertising worked effectively. The online press stanning for The Gatorade Company Inc. is just an especially obvious part of a corrosive process in the media, the effects of which can be seen in everything from Jenny McCarthy's acceptance as someone with important things to say about vaccines to our drifting into yet another war in which we have no interests and in which there's no way to win.

If all this is so, though—and it is—it shouldn't be lost on anyone that this advertisement for Gatorade-branded products does express a very real and basic truth about Derek Jeter. He was an excellent ballplayer with a talent for doing exactly what his corporate sponsors told him to do. For 20 years, and all the way on through to the last days of his career, he chose to communicate with the ordinary people to whom he could at any time have decided to talk through the medium of commercial advertising. In the end, there is nothing that better expresses his legacy than a BuzzFeed post demanding that you cry over his brand positioning. Given every chance to show what he was like to people who loved and badly wanted to know something about him, he chose not to—at least, not without a brand working its way in. All along, now as then, Derek Jeter did it his way.

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Weekend TV Can't Wait to Start Layering

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As the Autumn season comes closer and closer some of us just can't stop thinking about all the clothes we haven't been wearing, and putting them on our bodies. Sometimes just one at a time, sometimes in complicated arrangements, depending on the barometric pressure, wind chill and relative temperature of the environment. While you ponder, here's some TV to watch.

FRIDAY

Tonight it's nothing great. At 8/7c. it's The Roosevelts; an episode of Masters of Illusion on CW about underwater magic; a three-part Science Channel special called Hack My Brain, or the unseen-clippage episode of Big Brother before Wednesday's giant finale. At 9/8c., it's Week Two in Utopia; at 10/9c. there's a new Knick on Cinemax and the second Z Nation of Syfy.

SATURDAY

8/7c. has more of your Roosevelts (1944-1962), and Saturday Night Football starts on ABC. 9/8c. there's a new Doctor Who that looks pretty good, especially after last week's stellar episode, followed by of course Intruders, or Hell on Wheels or Outlander, depending on which way you roll. You can claim to watch part three of the Iyanla with the guy who has all the kids, or Ghost Inside My Child ("Wounded In Battle & Lightning Storm Rattle"! Are they actually improving? I didn't think they could get better) but of course you will be watching the Beyoncé thing on HBO like everybody else.

SUNDAY

At 8/7c. there's the Lifetime Original Movie The Hazing Secret on LMN, the beginning of Miss Marple's visit to the Caribbean on PBS, a new Real Housewives of New Jersey, the Cards beating the Reds on ESPN, the Steelers beating the Panthers on NBC, and the lukewarm pilot for Madam Secretary on CBS.

I was not able to find a suitable version of the Hazing Game trailer for up top, but I did run across one for an upcoming Lifetime/Stephen King movie (two assurances of quality for sure) called Big Driver with Maria Bello and a giant truck.

9/8c. brings us Boardwalk Empire on HBO, Ray Donovan and Masters of Sex on Showtime, and at 9:30 the premiere of The Good Wife! Last Week Tonight's at 11, and there are two premieres on Adult Swim (Mr. Pickles and Squidbillies) starting at 11:30.

Morning After is a new home for television discussion online, brought to you by Gawker. What are you watching tonight? What are we missing out on? Recommendations and discussions down below.

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Legendary Punk Artist to Internet Commenters: "Put Yr Dck in Yo Mouf"

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Legendary Punk Artist to Internet Commenters: "Put Yr Dck in Yo Mouf"

Raymond Pettibon, the visual artist responsible for such iconic images as the Black Flag logo and Sonic Youth's Goo album cover, maintains a spectacularly salty online persona. Recently, he—or someone posing as him—took his mashed-out proclamations to the Hypebeast comments section, of all places, dishing out poorly spelled insults like a veteran commenter.

The scuffle started after Hypebeast—an internet site where sneaker-obsessed young gentlemen go to discuss the finer points of swagginess—posted a video about Pettibon's recent collaboration with the polarizing streetwear brand Supreme. When commenters began criticizing the clip, the self-proclaimed Pettibon began emphatically and incoherently defending himself.

When a Hypebeast named SHARKIN suggested the collaboration was "an easy, disappointing pass," the suspected prizewinning artist responded thusly:

I did nothing for Black Flaal;they sure as hell did nothing for me.The art predates them,pnk rckr.Stick the 2 bars tatooed on yr dick(won't hold more than2,)put yr dck in yo mouf Leapin Lannny Poffo style—same one w 2 bars tatooed on tongue—and sck yo dck.

Then, another commenter suggested Pettibon might have Asperger's syndrome. He replied:

Like cowabunga,stoked,rap yr leash 'round yr weinie ;it might draw tht surf accent out of yo mouf.Articulate surfer?LOL.

After Pettibon was accused of "selling out":

I need money?Refer,once again,to above.Yes,I make money—youpnkrck groms or soul surfers growing weed on side :go catch a wave n smoke it,I live on about 15 grand prob;$ goes to fam and future n charity.Will consider not signing/drawing books for surfers again.Get yr Van airbrushed,help yr brahs into yr wetsuits flashing parking lot.

And so on. It's possible that this the work of a skilled impersonator, but the Disqus account used to comment is linked to Pettibon's Twitter, which requires a Twitter password. The idiosyncratic punctuation and grammar style mirrors the kind of thing he regularly writes, and he seems to reference the flamewar in this tweet.

Two lessons to be learned here: The internet is forever, people. And don't fuck with Pettibon.

[h/t The World's Best Ever]

Model David Gandy poses with cardboard cutouts of himself wearing underwear from his new collection

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Model David Gandy poses with cardboard cutouts of himself wearing underwear from his new collection in London, Thursday. [Photo by Jonathan Short/Invision via AP]

Scotland's First Minister Resigns After Scots Reject Independence

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Scotland's First Minister Resigns After Scots Reject Independence

Alex Salmond, the First Minister of Scotland, announced that he will resign after failing to secure Scotland's independence from the UK. Salmond, who has been First Minister for seven years, will step down in November.

Salmond's resignation came only hours after 55% of Scotland voted to stay in the United Kingdom, a higher percentage than what polls were originally suggesting.

Via the Guardian:

Looking drained after a grueling night, Salmond said it was time to move on. "The last seven years as first minister of Scotland has been the privilege of my life but I think that's a reasonable spell of service, and I think that we have to understand and recognise when it is time to give someone else a chance to move that forward," Salmond said in his resignation statement delivered at the first minister's residence at Bute House, in Edinburgh.

Salmond said he believed the decision to be the most beneficial for Scotland as the country continues to be part of a united UK. He added that he wouldn't accept a nomination to be re-elected by the Scottish National Party at their annual conference in November.

The First Minister's likely successor will be his deputy minister, Nicola Sturgeon.

[Image via AP]


Intruder Makes It Over the Fence and Through the White House Doors

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Intruder Makes It Over the Fence and Through the White House Doors

Tourists and peace protesters barnacled outside the White House on Friday evening caught quite a show when a Texas man scaled the White House fence, raced across the lawn, and through the north portico doors before being nabbed by Secret Service agents.

No shots were fired and the White House guard dogs were not sicced. President Barack Obama and his daughters had taken off for Camp David moments earlier, but White House staff members were evacuated as precaution.

While fence-jumpers (or aimless babies, should the case be) are not unheard-of, it's rare for an intruder to clear the security-swaddled North Lawn, let alone into the (apparently unlocked?) White House, before being stopped. A Secret Security official tells the Washington Post that the close call "was not acceptable," and that the incident was being reviewed by the agency.

The man, identified as 42-year old Omar J. Gonzalez and plainly unarmed, has been charged with unlawful entry into the White House complex. It is still unclear why he did this, but you can watch his epic run below.

[Image via AP]

Video Claims to Capture iPhone 6 Handoffs in Chinese Mafia

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Congratulations on buying your new iPhone—now give it to someone else. According to the video above, alleged members of the Chinese mafia are reaping the benefits of other people waiting in line to buy the new iPhone for them.

In the six-minute clip, shot by Casey Neistat, you can see not only the insanity of the lines at Apple stores in New York when the iPhone became available this Friday, but also clear handoffs to other people who were buying the phones. Does this mean these people are in the Chinese mafia? Unlikely.

Los Angeles Nixes Giant Slip 'N Slide Due to Historic Drought

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Los Angeles Nixes Giant Slip 'N Slide Due to Historic Drought

Bummer city: Los Angeles' Bureau of Street Services has nixed a plan to run a giant slip 'n slide through downtown streets next weekend for fear that it might be a bad look given California's ongoing historic drought.

The event's organizers, Slide the City, say they had worked with the city to receive all the necessary permits and to assure that the sold-out event was as drought-friendly as anything that requires upward of 20,000 gallons of water can be. They had proposed a plan that would have the chlorine-treated water recycled then reused as irrigation for nearby Griffith Park. They also offered to donate a portion of ticket sales to Generosity.org, a nonprofit that funds wells in developing countries.

Still, they promise to continue fighting on. "Please know that we are at the city offices right now trying everything we can," they wrote in an apology posted to Slide the City's Facebook page.

Their latest idea? Ditch the water, appeal to K-Y Jelly and Vaseline for help. And so the dream lives on . . .

[Photo Credit: Slide The City]

Seth Rogen and James Franco Give Jimmy Fallon a Topless Birthday Gift

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Jimmy Fallon turned 40 years of old yesterday and to celebrate, people at the Tonight Show office arranged a special surprise for him, inviting his two sexy friends to dance out of a cake. Seth Rogen and James Franco shake it for the show host, but only as a sensual preamble for the real surprise.

Franco and Rogen called music legend Stevie Wonder to the stage to sing Fallon "Happy Birthday," and it brings a look of unparallelled joy to Fallon's face. Happy birthday, you goofy man.

49 Hostages Held by Islamic Militants in Iraq Have Been Freed

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49 Hostages Held by Islamic Militants in Iraq Have Been Freed

Forty-six Turkish hostages, including diplomats, consulate guards and children, who had been captured and held for nearly three months by Islamic State militants in northern Iraq returned to Turkey Saturday morning following a successful Turkish covert operation. Three non-Turkish hostages taken in the same attack were also released.

Asked about their treatment during captivity, one hostage told Anadolu, a Turkish state-run news agency, that the Islamic militants "treated us a little better because we are Muslims. But we weren't that comfortable. There was a war going on."

Details of the hostage's release remain vague, but Turkish government sources have claimed that no shots were fired and no ransom was paid. "The Turkish intelligence agency has followed the situation very sensitively and patiently since the beginning and, as a result, conducted a successful rescue operation," President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said in a statement.

Others, however, wonder if this story is perhaps to good to be true, and how it will effect Turkey's potential involvement in a U.S.-led campaign against ISIS. From the Washington Post:

"I think it's fair to say that we haven't been told the full story," said Aaron Stein, an associate fellow at the London-based Royal United Services Institute who has studied Turkey's security policy.

It's also unclear whether the release will change Turkey's policy toward the Islamic State. It had been reluctant to join a coalition to defeat the militant group, citing the safety of its 49 kidnapped citizens.

But even with the hostages' release Stein said he doubted that Turkey would suddenly adopt a much more muscular attitude toward the militants.

"There will some changes, but not as much as people hope," he said.

The happy scenes of their release contrast the recent brutal executions of two American journalists and a British aid worker.

[Photo Credit: AP Images]

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