So that is that, what my life has been mostly about, other vice I love food and never work in another area moved away from Iceland to Sweden 2010 so I can start saving up money to open up my own restaurant because I hate nothing more then working for other people
waste of a human life
So now lets get back to the article about the job in question
I didnt really read it until now, or as of now I am reading it over and I can see your looking for a snoop, snuff snop ? person that would be willing to breach confidential agreements with companies, lie and claw her or his way through a paper wall of bureaucracy to gain information normal people would think were closed to public like police reports and other
I dont think I would be willing to do that, dont even know what I should be doing to "sell my self" to you or "sell" the idea of "me" to you, I need to have one first
Maybe I could become like a Sunday article, a comfortable read for people not on the "go" but on the "now" filled with meaning less sentences that drag on and on and on
a poetic life waster
time is money, money is time, time is life ! life is money?
My flatmate is home this week from school, he is taking "fine wood works" at school learns to make chairs, tables and other fine thinks
Most be hard for you to read this as I butcher your language but if you made it this far I salute you, I am also doing no second read over or spell check except the one I do on the fly
So we are sitting at home, he is watching an anime and I am doing something else then playing games, wednsday is normally our creative day but we are feeling lazy hope this letter is creative enough
maybe I paint something later
I just notice that on the front page of gawker you have already started using the 6 sec video gif service very smart, too bad with the deaths of people
Maybe I could write like human interest stories?
I do speak bad broken Swedish so I could go on journalistic mission for you, cant do the full journalist though but I can go to ask some question if you ask nicely
what about if you give me an test assignment ?, get me to write an article about something gawker human research department feels fitting ?
I am sure you have the time, energy and will for it
Me and my flatmate could become some kind of action news team located in Nybro, Sweden !
wondering if I should have this email longer but for that I would need to take a break from writing, been at this for 25 min now and out off creative juice, been on pot this morning, had a dentist appointment around 9 in the morning, got the first steps done for a root canal filling, not doing pot because of tooth ache, doing it because of boredom AND building up for finishing castelvania IV today, been at it for the last 3 days and on the last level
Its been snowing a lot here in Nybro the last day's, thought in end of January the winter was over already but I guess I was wrong
Gone go finish my spliff, lets see if I get more radical
Nope not really
I played a game of stacking or stacked some squire shaped pieces of cut wood I had laying around gave me more enjoyment then it should had
My flatmate has been scrolling through 9gag for the last 2 hours or so and before that playing an MMO called "guild war 2" for couple of hours, he is level 63 and his character is a lion thief I think
my self dont play any mmo but I do play team fortress 2 and dungeon keeper 2 we play a lot of number 2 games
I think I am so uncreative right now I could draw a picture of a rock
thinking about just pressing send on this email of ours and find a better time waster then this random emailing is just bizarre but informative on your grammar skills
Ill skills (it says ill skills in the non-rap meaning)
have a fantastic afternoon, morning or day
I am thinking about taking a nap or something
if I send a picture of me and my room mate can I get a picture back of 3 thinks ?
1. staff food fridge at gawker
2. not a rug but THE rug like my flatmate puts it (he does not smoke pot)
3. oldest or youngest staff member of Gawker
dont know if one picture of me and my room mate is enough for 3 whole hand picked pictures or if even anyone found, saw or read this email so also gone include a picture of each of our crappy art work AND a picture of us
I did the one in the drawer and he send a self portrait
Your dearest random stranger and stranger,
Hjalmar and Alex