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Are Bernie Sanders’ Supporters His Biggest Problem?

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Are Bernie Sanders’ Supporters His Biggest Problem?

Despite a surge in support that culminated in a New Hampshire poll lead over Hillary Clinton—his first lead in any state poll—and a well-received and thorough racial justice platform, Bernie Sanders is faced with a malignance eating away at the core of his support base. No, it isn’t Black Lives Matter protesters, who jostled him off two podiums in past weeks. Rather, it’s the mostly white liberal voters who make up his dedicated base. Their replies—a mix of disgust and shock—to the actions of black protesters have exposed an old hole in the heart of Progressive politics.

The issue isn’t about Sanders’s politics in particular. The Sanders campaign has faced legitimate criticism for its rhetoric centering around economic justice on the grounds that it is an inadequate pathway for addressing specific racial justice concerns. But to Sanders’ credit, he has responded to those concerns with the beginnings of the very kind of race-specific written policy proposals that Netroots protesters demanded, such as specifically addressing the plight of black women and carving out actionable policy on police violence. As this kerfuffle has started to occupy whatever media spots are left exposed by the thin shadow of Donald Trump’s toupee, Sanders himself has done a decent job of responding and building momentum.

But his supporters? Quite a different story.

This “Bernie Bunch” has responded to all reservations towards their candidate by young black people with a deluge of condescension and racially tinged invective that seems absolutely chat-roomish in character. There are the white writers who lecture black protesters to trust their “best friend,” unaware of the racial politics behind generations of white people declaring themselves besties with unwitting black folk. There are the celebrity liberals with no political or activism experience somehow entitled enough to explain to protesters how protesting works. And there are the legions of Tea Party style copy-and-paste trolls that will flood my Twitter mentions after this. They all persist in direct contradiction to the fact that Sanders actually did respond to protests in exactly the way protesters wanted, and that his decision has pressured and will pressure other candidates to do the same.

Their message, distilled: Shut the hell up if you want to sit with us.

At first glance, much of this debate can be characterized—and critiqued—as a desire for civility. However, hidden in the language of civility is something deeper: silence. It is worth noting that the “Sanders is your best friend” line of defense existed long in advance of any protests as a response to general pre-existing black misgivings about the candidate. He’s your best bet, so shut the hell up and vote. He marched with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., so shut the hell up and vote. We voted for Obama, so you owe us one. Shut the hell up and vote. Civility is only the aim of the Bernie Bunch to the extent that it ensures silence from would-be protesters.

Those protesters’ main misstep was providing a chance for these kinds of minor-level annoying arguments to galvanize against a trumped-up threat. Despite the fact that Black Lives Matter as a movement is a polylithic collective of groups, and despite the fact that there are black activists stumping just as hard for Sanders, the enemy for the Bernie Bunch has become the whole of black activism itself.

Let’s be real here: the issue many white Progressives have with attacks against Bernie Sanders is centered in the same bumbling allyship dynamic that colors plenty of personal interracial interactions. Many likely see themselves in Sanders. He marched with black America’s father figure, they marched with #BlackLivesMatter, now it’s black America’s turn to get behind their guy. The most vehement reactions are devoid of any consideration that black people with misgivings about Sanders may be fully autonomous thinkers capable of forming real, informed opinions, and acting in their own best interests. Sanders supporters have been given the opportunity to exercise that agency and are right to defend their candidate with vigor, but debate and silencing by definition cannot occur simultaneously.


“The Democratic party as it stands may not have existed without that strong history of same-party agitation from black activists.”


Even as Black Lives Matters activists find ways into the Clinton gated community and push Jeb Bush off stage, the message is the same. Why attack the person whom we proclaim is your friend instead of the other people? The rabidness of the Bernie Bunch’s response has led them to some far-flung conspiracies of paid agitation and credential-checking of black activists. However, questioning the motives in reverse is fair. Do Sanders supporters actually want a group of questioning, aware activists to be brought into their coalition constructively, or do they only want Black Lives Matter on their team as attack dogs?

The mistake of the Bernie Bunch is a central misunderstanding of politics that threatens the success of the party in 2016 and can explain some of the Progressive movement’s losses on the ground in the past ten years. The anti-protester and liberal language at large are heavy with the concept of unified destiny. That electing Sanders will inevitably be the rising tide to lift all ships for members. Perhaps this may turn out to be true, but this language obscures a political reality; that parties are not congregations of believers in the same god, but diverse coalitions of convenience. Black voters are usually seen as a commodity to win or lose, not as political actors in their own right with the ability to push back when the goals of the coalition no longer suits them. Quid pro quo.

The inadequacy of the white liberal response is exposed here. Liberals know that a unified black vote is vital to their candidates, and they have the traditional talking points and “candidate Black passes” ready, but often have no idea how to engage when met with skepticism or a developed agenda that some black people want met. The traditional response shows where the edges of allyship fray and retreat back to white privilege: why can’t you just accept that we mean well without pushing back?

This response is made ironic by both Sanders’s history as a Civil Rights Movement protester and the very formation of the current Progressive coalition. Sanders’s own “black pass”—that he marched with groups that marched with Dr. King—means that he was an active member in a movement that agitated politicians, often via friendly fire. King was a notorious gadfly to ostensible ally President Lyndon B. Johnson. King also supported the Mississippi Freedom Democratic Party, a group of black activists from Mississippi that famously crashed the 1964 Democratic National Convention and antagonized many friendly politicians in efforts to persuade them to oppose the influence of racist Dixiecrats and offer black activists a seat at the table. These actions contributed heavily to the passing of the Voting Rights Act in 1965, and, along with the racially charged rise of Republican Barry Goldwater in the 1964 election, helped cement the liberal Democratic coalition that Sanders currently relies on. The Democratic party as it stands may not have existed without that strong history of same-party agitation from black activists.

The climate today is not unlike that surrounding the 1964 Convention. The south is re-segregating in many aspects and diluting the black vote. Black people are dying at the hands of police and being incarcerated at alarming and rising rates—so far 40 percent of all unarmed people killed by police in 2015 have been black and other inequalities have been found at virtually every turn in the criminal justice system. But a rich multitude of organizing voices has emerged to challenge all parties and people to create a more perfect union, not by being perfect or perfectly civil themselves but by being real and human. If Sanders supporters really want a shot in 2016, they’d do well to follow their candidate’s lead and actually listen to all of those voices instead of trying to silence them.

Vann R. Newkirk II is an independent journalist, designer, fiction-writer, and activist afrofuturist. He is also cofounder of Seven Scribes, a new online platform featuring millennials of color. Find him on Twitter at @fivefifths.

[Image by Jim Cooke, photos via Getty/AP]


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What's Actually Inside the Nightmare Ashley Madison Leak

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What's Actually Inside the Nightmare Ashley Madison Leak

A gigantic online list of people who’ve cheated (or tried to cheat) on their wives is an internet worst case scenario. If you’re one of those people, you’re probably wondering, How fucked am I? Here’s a guided tour of what hackers just made public.http://gizmodo.com/the-ashley-mad...

If you’re terrified about being included in this leak, there’s a good chance you have a lot of plausible deniability. Unless you paid Ashley Madison for a premium membership, your account information is doubtfully tied to any real-life details like your home address, phone number, or credit card records. Also, because free accounts didn’t require any verification, it’s possible someone else used your email to sign up for their account. It might even be worth giving your own name a search—who know, maybe there’s another Leah Beckmann out there who signed up. That’s a fun game. Not probable, but hey, maybe it will spare you a divorce.

The hacked data is also (until someone inevitably makes it easily searchable), a huge pain in the ass to sift through. The leak is basically an enormous, unwieldy text dump chopped up into a handful of folders. It’s about 35 gigabytes of text, which is a lot of text, spanning about 33 million users:

What's Actually Inside the Nightmare Ashley Madison Leak

Each of these folders contains different categories of information about people who signed up for Ashley Madison, as well some miscellaneous corporate PDFs and spreadsheets from inside the company.

The hackers, who go by Impact Team, also left a calling card and sort of manifesto:

What's Actually Inside the Nightmare Ashley Madison Leak

Now let’s look at each file.

Inside “am_am.dump” is the personal profile information of 32 million Ashley Madison users, including names, sexual kinks (“Threesome,” “Bondage”), and in some cases, home address. Here are some samples taken from the file, with identifying information redacted:

VALUES (9,’2002-01-17 02:15:08’,0,’2011-10-14 13:47:31’,20,2,2,1,1,0,19630,’’,’Darren’,’[LAST NAME]’,’[STREET ADDRESS],’[PHONE NUMBER]’,’1234567’,’’,2,’[BIRTHDAY]’,’I May Be Spoken 4 But I Speak 4 Myself.’,1,65772,173,2,1,1,5,2,’|11|18|’,’Sugar babe wanted’,’I love to spoil. Open to shopping sprees, fine dining, travel, romantic get-a-ways...let me take care of you.’,’|11|4|14|26|27|18|28|’,’’,’Slim 18-25 gets my attention.’,’|37|7|33|51|34|’,’’,’Preferably someone local. No drama or unreasonable relationship expectations from me or you. Mutual respect and absolute discretion a must.’,0,4,’0260’),

(222,’2002-01-30 23:02:36’,0,’2011-10-14 13:48:17’,11,3,2,1,2,0,19839,’IM4real-ru?’,’Scott’,’[LAST NAME]’,’[STREET ADDRESS]’[PHONE NUMBERS]8’,2,’[BIRTHDAY],’Mutual fun, excitement, respect and satisfaction only - no games’,1,77112,173,4,1,2,4,2,’|1|12|13|15|16|18|21|23|24|’,’discreet pleasures only’,’I am very married and not interested in changing that. Only interested in discreet, mutual fun and stimulation on both sides. I am looking for a lady in to meet with on an ongoing basis. Kind of an occassional yet regular affair. I also travel quite a bit and would be interested in meeting a lady who also travels for her work and see if we can hook up while on the road. \r\nIf you are serious about meeting on an on-going basis and would like to see more, I have a couple of pics in my showcase that I can allow you access to - but only if you are serious.’,’’,’’,’Discreet meetings in the afternoon or evening for hot fun really turns me on. I travel extensively and would enjoy meeting you some time.’,’|9|10|12|14|21|27|28|29|31|33|38|42|’,’’,’I am looking for a lady who simply enjoys the pleasures of sex without any strings or hangups. Age and race is unimportant too me - I only ask for discretion. If you are looking for more of a relationhip, that is not me.’,675,0,’’)

(3606234,’2009-04-06 14:50:24’,0,’2011-10-24 13:28:17’,0,2,2,NULL,NULL,3,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,’Huntington’,’,NULL,NULL,NULL,2,’[BIRTHDAY],’Seeking ongoing discrete relationship’,1,83916,178,2,1,0,2,2,’|7|40|6|11|17|34|46|26|37|38|48|36|28|42|43|45|3[BIRHDAY]’,’’,’I\\\’m a very sucessfulgood looking well built married man looking for some excitement in life.Would love to meet a women for an on going mutually benificial realationship and fun.I\\\’m clean d/d free clean shaven down below. I\\\’m very oral and well hung. Work out every day very fit.You must be fit or weight height proportionate.’,’|30|31|32|45|4|10|52|11|54|14|17|55|56|58|57|’,’’,’Interested in meeting a hot lady for weekly interludes.Love big breasts as I am very oral and love to give oral.’,’|48|57|58|68|76|80|’,’’,’Looking for a hot sexy female to enjoy the best life has to offer.’,NULL,3,’yankees’)

Some users come with more details than others. In the above case, you can glean from the hack that the user in question is both a fan of “big breasts” and the New York Yankees.

(239,’2002-01-31 03:41:21’,0,’2011-10-14 13:48:20’,0,2,2,2,2,0,19856,’\’Carmen’,’C9’,’C9’,’12456’,’’,’Toronto’,’’,65,0,0,2,’[PHONE NUMBER]’,’’,’’,1,’[BIRTHDAY]’,’Let\’s see where the fun is.’,’|8|15|16|17|18|’,’’,’You\’re allowed to have fun when your screwing. That is my credo. those who don\’t feel the same way need not apply.’,’|4|5|6|7|8|10|13|14|15|17|18|20|22|25|27|28|29|’,’’,’Nothing is more of a turn on than if you can make me laugh. And I\’m not talking about some cheezy pun or monty python routine, I want a Jerry Seinfeld or a Drew Carrey. When I laugh I get so wet.’,’|2|13|28|29|30|33|34|38|’,’’,’’,0,0,’’)

The mish-mosh of numbers represent different user preferences or self-descriptions, the hackers explain in a convenient guide included in the leak. For example:

What's Actually Inside the Nightmare Ashley Madison Leak

Of course, this information will only be included along with your email address if you included it to begin with.

Another folder in the leak, titled “CreditCardTransactions,” is exactly what it sounds like: seven years of financial transactions with to an adultery website, tied to individual user accounts and physical addresses (I’ve redacted two columns from this screenshot):

What's Actually Inside the Nightmare Ashley Madison Leak

Luckily, Ashley Madison didn’t store full credit card numbers. Unfortunately, there’s still plenty someone can do with the information they did keep:

Again, this level of specificity only applies to users who paid Ashley Madison for its premium membership features. Anyone with a throwaway free account probably has little—if anything—tying their online philandering to their IRL presence.

The absolute worse case scenario for you as a current or former Ashley Madison user is that your full name, phone number, home address, sexual habits, embarrassing horny self-advertisement, date of registration, amounts paid for membership, height, weight, age, and support of the Yankees are now accessible to anyone with knowledge of BitTorrent and TextEdit. The good news is that even if your personal life is destroyed, your credit card information is almost certainly safe.


Contact the author at biddle@gawker.com.
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This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

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This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to Walt Disney World, run into FKA Bennifer 2.0, start following them around the park and texting friends sneaky pictures from afar, keep up with them for, oh, an hour or so, lose them somewhere in the line for Space Mountain, find them again in one of the dining areas, take a video of Ben and Jen whisper shouting, feel a tap on our shoulder, turn around and see Christine Ouzounian, who whispers, “Quit taking photos of people without their permission.” You stare at her in disbelief as she slowly backs away, whispering, “You know nothing about this family. Nothing.”

This week: Jen and Ben are back together, Kim gained weight from all the food she’s been eating, and Kylie gained weight from the human being growing inside her.

Let’s begin:


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This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

JEN CALLS OFF DIVORCE: THE SURPRISING REASON INSIDE

FKA Bennifer 2.0 are very close to being plain old Bennifer 2.0 again. Isn’t that wonderful for them and us and basically everyone but Christine Ouzounian? (They’re “contemplating” paying Christine Ouzounian $500,000 for her silence, by the way.) Basically, “Ben wants to be a better man for his family” and Jennifer is ready to start “fighting for their marriage.” The story is filled with photos of happy moments from their relationship, like a day they went grocery shopping together and that time Ben hugged Jen while wearing a shirt with Kermit the Frog’s face on it. Next up: Kris and Caitlyn Jenner are “forging a friendship.” A source says they were seen “drinking and dancing” together at Nobu and that “it’s a new era” for them. I sort of wish Caitlyn only hung out with the kids and her cool new friends, but it must require more than a few months of seances and milk baths to rid Kris from one’s life. Speaking of the Kardashians, Lamar Odom is very upset that Khloe Kardashian is dating James Harden. An insider said it’s “a slap in the face,” but Odom allegedly has plans of his own. He may write a tell-all book, and I’ve already pre-pre-pre-ordered it.

And Also:

  • Amal Clooney may be the next host of The Apprentice.
  • Chris Pratt is very sad and has been “staying up trolling the web at all hours.”
  • I’m Chris Pratt.
  • Ashlee Simpson-Ross wants Jessica Simpson to stop working out so much.
  • Hillary Duff and Mike Comrie are back together.
  • Russell Crowe wishes he were back together with Danielle Spencer.
  • Nicole Richie wants Jessie J to stay away from Joel Madden.
  • Evan Spiegel (the creator of Snapchat) and Miranda Kerr are probably getting married.

Grade: C+ (Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner give you $500,000, but only if you never speak about Christine Ouzounian again.)


In Touch

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

ROBIN WILLIAMS DEATH INVESTIGATION REOPENED: SHOCKING NEW EVIDENCE FOUND

This Robin Williams story is, obviously, nowhere near as shocking as the headline implies. A “San Francisco-are PI has quietly begun a new probe into Robin’s death” and thinks “new evidence could be uncovered.” Over the course of four pages, no new evidence actually is uncovered. On the next page, “Gavin’s best pal” claims “he ignored Gwen for years.” He spent “much of the relationship avoiding her” and would constantly tell his handlers “Don’t tell her where I am.” Gavin continued, “I’m never alone, I’m alone all the time, are you at one or do you lie, we live in a wheel where everyone steals, but when we rise it’s like strawberry fields,” but I don’t know what any of that means. Oh, newlyweds Jennifer and Justin will soon pick up the baby they adopted, and “Jen’s having a blast picking out colors for the nursery.” Can you imagine Jen flipping through pages of pastel paint samples at Home Depot saying, “Are you having a blast, Justin? Because I’m definitely having a blast”? I can. Earlier I told you Jen and Ben were on the road to reconciliation, but there are apparently some terms. Jen has been urging Ben to go back to rehab to “battle his alcoholism,” and maybe—just maybe—they’ll get back together if he does. That’s all well and good, but I really want to know is whether or not Jen is sending Christine Ouzounian daily texts that say, simply, “Go back to where you came from.”

And Also:

  • Nicki Minaj bans “people working on sets” to avoid eye contact with her.
  • Dean McDermott is a “deadbeat dad.”
  • Dylan McDermott isn’t in this issue.
  • Dermot Mulroney isn’t in this issue.
  • Selena Gomez is sick of Kendall Jenner for hooking up with all of her “leftovers” like Justin Bieber and Nick Jonas.
  • Jennifer Lopez is sick of Casper Smart asking her to marry him.
  • Wear purple this week or I’ll force Jennifer Lopez to reject you.

Wrong Answer:

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

Grade: F (You’re asked to tell the difference between Dean McDermott, Dylan McDermot, and Dermot Mulroney while being held at gunpoint.)


Life & Style

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

KYLIE’S 2 MONTHS PREGNANT

Kylie Jenner has been pregnant, on and off, for the better part of this year. But, according to Life & Style’s sources, her current pregnancy (with Tyga’s child) has just entered its second month and the Kardashians/Jenners are all freaking out. But an insider claims she “couldn’t be more excited,” adding, “She is legal now and doesn’t have to explain anything to anyone.” OK! No explanation needed. Congrats, Kylie! Congrats Tyga! Sorry everyone else! Speaking of children, Gwen and Gavin are at war over three of them: their own! The formerly happy couple is in the middle of a custody battle, and it’s “not going to be easy.” Apparently Gavin “won’t agree to give Gwen primary custody of the kids unless she agrees to pay up big time,” and his greed has left her “devastated.” You know who else is devastated? Brad Pitt! And you know who else is devastated? Angelina Jolie! And you know who wants them to stop being devastated? Brad’s mom! Jane Pitt gave the couple “some intense marriage counseling” earlier this month. She called them both “vain and selfish,” then proceeded to quote “Bible verses about love.” I think Jane Pitt needs a podcast. Pitter Patter? Ain’t Love The Pitts? Pitt Shoots The Shit? Never mind, we can workshop the name later.

And Also:

  • Kim Zolciak loves her plastic surgery so much.
  • Prince Harry’s new girlfriend was topless in a BBC series once.
  • Robert Pattinson is getting cold feet and may never marry FKA Twigs.
  • Noah Cyrus gets fashion advice from Miley, which is clear.
  • Jennifer Lawrence’s mother is moving in with her and Chris Martin, which is a sitcom.
  • Ponytails are in.
  • Peeptoe booties are in.
  • Fringe is in.
  • I think everything is in?
  • Wear anything.
  • Honestly. Wear everything you own, all at once.

Wrong Answer:

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

Grade: D (You wear a cute outfit to your counseling session with Jane Pitt, but she tells you fringe is so out.)


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This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

PREGNANT KIM’S NIGHTMARE 65-LB WEIGHT GAIN!

Kim Kardashian is living every pregnant woman’s nightmare: she’s gaining weight. Though she told fans she would be eating better this time around, sources say she’s gained nearly 70 pounds during her pregnancy. And to add food to the flames, she’s so stressed out by all her family drama that “she pigs out on comfort food all day.Kris Jenner, ever the Momager, is pleased with all of this and thinks her “daughter’s girth will translate into ratings gold.” You know what else would be ratings gold? The reconciliation of Khloe and Lamar, which I’m now realizing sounds like a forgotten bible story. Sources tell Star that Lamar is “really trying” to clean up his life in the hopes that Khloe will take him back. Lamar, no! Enjoy your new life in Vegas, and stay far far away from E!’s cameras. Additionally, put a ring of salt around your home to prevent entities like Kris from entering. It doesn’t always work, but it certainly couldn’t hurt. In addition to calling out Lamar, I also feel the need to give a shoutout to LeAnn Rimes. LeAnne! Star is telling me you’re addicted to pills because you think they will have a “positive effect on how [your] body ages.” Do you really take 20 pills every morning and another 20 every night? Because an LA-based nutritionist named Lisa DeFazio told Star you shouldn’t take more than five supplements a day, and she seems pretty cool and legitimate. Listen to Lisa DeFazio, LeAnn!

And Also:

  • Taylor Swift will host a “massive fundraiser” for Hillary Clinton soon.
  • Lindsay Lohan finally hired a ghostwriter to pen her memoir.
  • Michael Cera treats women like “objects” and his ego is “out of control.”
  • Michelle Rodriguez has been drunk dialing Cara Delevingne a lot lately.
  • Nick Jonas doesn’t like Kendall Jenner anymore.
  • Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t like Nicholas Hoult anymore.
  • No one likes Stacey Dash anymore.

Wrong Answer:

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

Grade: F (Kris Jenner breaches your circle of salt and asks you to start gaining weight.)


Appendix:

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

Fig 1. In Touch

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

Fig 2. Star

This Week In Tabloids: Kylie Jenner Is Two Months Pregnant Again

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Contact the author at bobby@jezebel.com.

Burning Man Is Infested With Horrible Bugs

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Burning Man Is Infested With Horrible Bugs

I believe in the power of an almighty God who is both just and terrible in his wrath: America’s least favorite gathering of startup dorks on MDMA is swarming with a plague of nightmarish, biting bugs.
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From the official Burning Man blog:

You may have seen the bug rumors on the internet. We are here to tell you that they are all true. Well maybe not all of the rumors, but the bugs are real. They’re everywhere. They bite. They crawl all over you. They get up and in you.

Twin Peaks, who’s leading the construction of the Center Café, was talking about how bad they are when she jumped a little and pulled her t-shirt away from her body. A good-sized green bug fell to the ground. It had crawled into her bra.

Metal Shop Heather wears a welding mask most of the day. Bugs have crawled up inside her visor and nestled around her eyes. Cammy and Stinger needed some help from the medical team to deal with the infestation; Stinger’s back was covered with nasty red welts from the bites.

What’s worse: being covered by crawling, gnawing bugs, or camping in the desert with someone named “Stinger”? It gets worse. The bugs are unstoppable:

What’s going on? We don’t know. We don’t know how the little critters survive in the heat and the sun. All we know is that if you pick up some wood, you’re likely to uncover hundreds or thousands of the things.

I’ll answer that question with this series of tweets depicting the Biblical horror of anyone who visits Burning Man 2015:

It’s going to take a lot mescaline to cancel this out.


Image via Getty. Contact the author at biddle@gawker.com.
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Dave Grohl Accidentally Berates Grieving Son for Crying at Concert

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Dave Grohl Accidentally Berates Grieving Son for Crying at Concert

Dave Grohl, a man who believes that his music has the power to make grown men cry, also believes that those grown men who cry over his music should be made into a public spectacle. This is all well and good for Dave Grohl, except for when the sad men at his concerts are not crying over his very earnest rock songs, but, instead, their dead mothers.

On Sunday in Colorado, big Dave and the boys played an acoustic rendition of “Hero,” during which the Foo Fighters frontman noticed a man named Anthony weeping near the front row. Upon spotting Anthony, Grohl did a kind of I’m gonna give you a swirly you pussy but you know we’re cool right you’re not gonna tell your mom right routine, telling him, “Don’t cry, motherfucker...Are you crying right now? You’re fucking crying, aren’t you,” then inviting him on stage, singing with him for a few bars, and closing by telling him to “get the fuck off my stage, motherfucker.”

Anthony called Colorado radio station KBCO to clear things up yesterday. He admitted that the song made him “all emo,” but only because he’d just gotten back from burying his mother. What a crybaby!

From NME:

Explaining how he was feeling at the gig, Anthony said: “My mum died about six months ago and I just got back from Europe putting her in her crypt. “He (Grohl) started singing it and I felt all emo.”

Unafraid to admit he was crying, Anthony was however keen to establish the fact that he was not drunk on the night; though he may have been stoned. “I was dead sober,” he said. “I don’t drink. I might have had a little Colorado green but I’m not a drinker.”

“I was crying, I’m not afraid to cry,” Anthony added. “I started getting all teared up. I was trying to hide from him.”

Boo hoo, man.


Screengrab via Twitter. Contact the author at andy@gawker.com.

Ukraine's Twilight War Zone, Part One: The Donbass D-List

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Ukraine's Twilight War Zone, Part One: The Donbass D-List

“Passports! Translation!” yelled the Russian soldier after bursting into the hotel room. He was carrying a bottle of vodka — it was, after all, a Friday afternoon.

He announced he was military intelligence. Often, this is a bad sign. Especially here in Europe’s only conflict zone: Donetsk, the capital of the Donetsk People’s Republic (DPR), the main breakaway territory in Ukraine’s war-torn Donbass region. The region’s most violent week in months was nearing its end, but not over yet. With little choice, we handed over the passports.

“France!” he yelled to the photographer I was bunking with.

Turning to me: “America! Hello!”

Then came the big hug and the handshakes. Turns out, the soldier just wanted drinking buddies. Thanks to an online translation program, our man came from St. Petersburg to fight against “the Europeans and Americans.” Yet here he was pouring drinks for a Frenchman and a Yankee.

Donbass is not a rational place. It is a middle ground between light and shadow, an area we call the Twilight War Zone. Ukraine, the largest country in Europe, about the size of Texas, has lost a New Jersey-sized sliver of its eastern border with Russia. Donbass is now cut in two by a few hundred miles of frontline. Even seasoned war junkies find themselves confused upon entering the rebel-held alternate dimension of sound, sight and mind.

Within minutes of demanding our passports, we were all comrades. The soldier wouldn’t admit his name (“call me Oleg!”) but pledged loyalty to Russian President Vladimir Putin and the Russian Army. Take note: Russian soldiers are not officially supposed to be here. They are merely volunteers fighting alongside locals, called “Russian-backed separatists” in newspeak.

Each time we toasted, he handed us a sliced sausage as a chaser. He yanked out the DPR rebel flag, which is a replica of the Confederate flag: a red X with white borders on navy blue. Showing deep emotion, he explained how his sniper girlfriend had been counter-sniped last month and died. Now he wanted to snag a hooker down at the rebel disco, but told us we had to pay. Twelve toasts and twelve sausages later, we were toasted. It was disco nap time.


Russia’s war in Ukraine is the peoples’ version of the CIA drone war. Neither officially exist, yet both are existentially undeniable. This Cold War throwback involves the same two powers, Washington and Moscow, using the same tools from wars in Latin America, Africa, Afghanistan. The US Army has 300 troops based in western Ukraine, with plans to expand its training program this fall. Total “non-lethal” American aid has reached $300 million. Russia, meanwhile, has spent billions. Much of it on lethal aid, like weapons and human capital, but Putin has launched an incredible propaganda offensive.

Casualty estimates vary wildly between 6,000 (UN) to 50,000 (German intelligence officials). From a pre-war population of 4.5 million, around 2 million have been displaced. Donbass has not only been split in two and stopped functioning—it has stopped making sense.

Consider the date of the above hotel drinking session, July 17, 2015. One year ago saw the downing of Malaysian Airlines flight MH-17, which killed 298 people. To mark the anniversary, the DPR held memorial at the crash site: the full package of flag waving, sad speeches, serious men in uniforms and a media scrum. Earlier in the day, new video was released showing these same rebels, standing in the wreckage, admitting they shot down the plane. The Potemkin memorial was a bit like Al Qaeda holding Friday prayers at Ground Zero.

The day before MH-17’s anniversary, the propagandists held a practice run at the crash site, in a small village about a dozen miles east of Donetsk. They busted out “New Russia” flags, trucked in some sad old women with flowers, grabbed a few local boys and gave them hand-carved wooden guns. A fleet of treaded vehicles with cannons practiced drifting, flinging their vehicles to the side so fast they slide. Tires leave marks, but tanks rip up perfectly good road.

“We are fighting for a Russian world,” said a volunteer. The boy sparkled in new battle dress and old sneakers under a cloudless sky, sitting on the edge of a field next to an armored vehicle.

“Scary thought,” remarked a cynical Brit freelancer standing by with full body armor and helmet, twenty-odd miles from the front.

Not all the DPR soldiers I met were Russian, but the many who were had all apparently wandered over the border for a cause known as New Russia, or Novorossiya. This 18th century imperial concept claims east and southern Ukraine are Mother Russia’s underbelly.

Planet Russia certainly helped push the Ukrainians out of Donbass’s major cities this past winter. Kremlin officials continually deny any involvement. But Russian Army bases are mushrooming along the border. Monitors from the Organization for Security and Cooperation in Europe (OSCE) have counted 20,000 Russians crossing the border between September 2014 and June of this year.

How did things get this tragically bizarre, so fast?


As recently as 2013, Ukraine was a peaceful—if outlandishly corrupt—country, known for leadership swivels from East to West. In November 2013, a small group of activists gathered in Kiev’s Maidan Square to protest the rule of President Victor Yanukovych, a Putin-pal oligarch. The protesters wanted closer ties to Europe.

Maidan became a months-long standoff. Nationalists took the militant lead. But the pro-democracy left were on the streets, too. Things culminated in late winter. Tens of thousands of people clashed with police and state security. Tear gas, projectiles, rubber bullets, Molotov cocktails, fires, barricades. On February 20th, the state opened fire with live rounds, killing at least 100 civilians. But the protesters did not leave.

Days later, Yanukovych was shipped off to Moscow. Maidan served as pretext for Russia’s army to Anschluss Ukraine’s southern peninsula of Crimea. Further Russian land-grabs followed. Quasi-populist revolts spun off eastern Ukraine’s aforementioned Donetsk and its northern neighboring province Luhansk, where another People’s Republic was quickly established. Together the provinces of Donetsk and Luhansk, known as Oblasts, make up Donbass, the industrial hub of Ukraine.

Ukraine now knew its 150,000 man army was incapable of defending its borders. Right-wing nationalists (with, incidentally, a sizable Neo-Nazi element, who made up Maiden’s fiercest street fighters) merged with the Ukrainian National Guard.

By April, war was raging in the East. Elections were held. Petro Poroshenko, a Western-friendly oligarch, won the presidency. In late June 2014 the Ukrainian irregulars had pushed back the separatists and looked set to retake the breakaways.

Putin did not approve. “Humanitarian aid” convoys buzzed across the Russian border. Armor, big guns, rockets, advanced missile systems and ever-more Russian “volunteers” appeared on the front. Battles turned nastier. In July, Ukrainian planes and choppers were being shot out of the sky. Then MH-17 was blasted from the flight corridor by a surface-to-air missile.

There is no clear rebel command structure. But Western intelligence officials say that Russian commanders run the show, like Iran does with the Shia militias in Iraq. After MH-17, it took about six months for the Russian-backed separistas to take back control of Donbass. Insane battles for the Donetsk airport turned the war for the rebels. On February 12th, the Minsk II ceasefire was signed. It has since been violated several thousand times.


Ukraine's Twilight War Zone, Part One: The Donbass D-List

Pre-war Donetsk was a mining boomtown home to over a million people. Shiny glass malls and towers sprout on every major block. There’s a new soccer stadium and beautifully sculpted parkland. Now, the city is reminiscent of downtown New Orleans a few weeks after Hurricane Katrina. Curfew is 11 pm. One July evening on the city’s riverfront, I watched a few sweaty speed walkers zip past the odd couple holding hands on benches. Mothers and their children at playground seemed casual, inured to the thuds of distant guns.

Unlike many wartime capitals, there are no armored vehicles or checkpoints at major crossroads. One of the few hints of militarization are the rebel soldiers bouncing about in cars, many of them stolen. At least two-thirds of all businesses have closed, and there is no banking system. The main signs of war are literally signs: CCCP-style billboards, tarps, posters. Uncle Joe Stalin, who starved 10 million Ukrainians to death, has his own advert, along with the T-72 tank and a new DPR film about a rebel hero marrying Dolly Parton-looking lady.

The DPR’s administrative building, your typical Bolshevik monolith, is as schizophrenic as the regime. One day, there’s virtually no sign anyone even works there; the next, it’s blocked off by dozens of gunmen.

A Ramada hotel serves as the ubiquitous war correspondent headquarters. At night, the expansive third floor terrace restaurant becomes a post-curfew Gulag. Your typical grab bag of profiteers, organized criminals, hookers, soldiers, aid workers and fixers lurk amongst the foreign press. Usually this type of crowd under the strain of war would create a carnival of carousing. But when I was there, most factions stayed to themselves. Maybe they’ve become so the West and East have become so mutually suspicious that neither side wants to talk to the other. Or maybe they were just busy posting to the Internet.

Reading some reporters’ alarmist Twitter feeds, you’d think this was Baghdad 2007. Every day you hear of the coming Russian invasion. Yet Donbass is not in a Syrian-style all out war. Instead it’s an all-out competition for the most serious war correspondent social media war profile.

Ukraine is the D-List freelancer war, the refuge you go to when your Syrian refugee story gets killed. The online profile photos some of these freelancers have—pondering the sunset wearing shades, in full armor by a smoldering tank, languishing lakefront in autumnal glory—make Putin’s shirtless-on-a-horse style seem humble. At the Ramada, I saw multitudes of sexy haircuts and too-tight dungarees paired with non-combat boots. It makes one yearn for last decade, when war reporters just dressed like they were on safari.

A young British toff said he had a scoop that could get us killed if he told us. He immediately proceeded to tell us. “I have a dossier that says the separatists are building a ‘dirty bomb,’” he whispered, a stamped dossier being the Ukrainian version of a blood oath. “It’s from a reliable source at the SBU.” That’s Ukraine’s intelligence agency, arguably the least reliable source outside the Kremlin.

This one-sourced scoop on a potential nuke ran as an “exclusive” in two print outlets, Newsweek and The Times of London. The story was neither exclusive nor true. The rebels banished the lad from Donbass. His serious Twitter profile photograph has not, however, been affected.

Westerners like this made us miss our Russian vodka-toting Comrade. At least he had good stories.

[Top image by Jim Cooke. Second image via author.]

Ray Lemoine lives in New York. He is the co-author of Babylon By Bus, a book about the American occupation of Iraq. This is the first of three installments from Ukraine.

'Twin Typhoons' Spinning in Western Pacific, Taiwan and Japan at Risk

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'Twin Typhoons' Spinning in Western Pacific, Taiwan and Japan at Risk

Fraternal twins were born in the western Pacific Ocean this weekend. Two typhoons—Goni and Atsani—developed at the same time within a few hundred miles of each other, but each storm took on a life of its own and will have dramatically different outcomes. Typhoon Goni poses the greatest threat to land, coming dangerously close to countries like Taiwan and Japan.

(Note: the top image is a 5.91 MB gif, so it may take a second to load. It’s worth the short wait.)

Super Typhoon Atsani is the largest (and easternmost) of the two, thriving in the warm waters and favorable environment 1,600 miles to the east of Typhoon Goni and 1,250 miles south-southeast of Tokyo. Most observers watched the storms with deep interest to see if they would both peak as super typhoons at the same time (a designation roughly equivalent to a category five), but Atsani got there first.

'Twin Typhoons' Spinning in Western Pacific, Taiwan and Japan at Risk

The latest advisory from the Joint Typhoon Warning Center (whose website works about 12% of the time) shows Atsani roaring with winds of around 160 MPH, and after a brief bit of weakening tomorrow, regaining its former intensity through Friday before it begins a slow weakening trend. The storm is on a track that takes it closer to the main islands of Japan before it runs into a ridge of high pressure, causing it to abruptly shift direction and race out to sea toward Alaska.

'Twin Typhoons' Spinning in Western Pacific, Taiwan and Japan at Risk

Goni (shown above), while a little less intense than Atsani, is a much more serious threat to the countries of eastern Asia. Just looking at that ridiculous eye on satellite imagery shows that the storm means business. The latest forecasts from both the JTWC and Japan Meteorological Agency show Goni/Ineng* coming dangerously close to the northern Philippine island of Luzon before making a hard right turn toward the north, grazing Taiwan while raking the isolated Ryukyu Islands of Japan.

*PAGASA, the weather bureau of the Philippines, names typhoons near the country independent of the World Meteorological Organization’s official list of names. This particular typhoon has two names because of this quirk in convention: Goni, the official WMO name, and Ineng, its name assigned by the Philippines.

Goni’s eye will likely come very close to the northeast corner of Luzon before shifting northeast—this won’t save the island’s residents from the effects of high winds and heavy rain, however, and the situation will grow more dire the closer the eye comes to shore.

Due to its location, Typhoon Goni’s northeastward turn won’t take it harmlessly away from land like we’re going to see with Atsani as it scoots away from Japan. The latest run of the GFS model, for example, shows Goni affecting the Ryukyu Islands before making landfall as a very intense storm on Kyushu Island, which is the southernmost island on the main Japanese archipelago, home to the city of Fukuoka and more than 13,000,000 people.

'Twin Typhoons' Spinning in Western Pacific, Taiwan and Japan at Risk

The above forecast from the Japan Meteorological Agency shows Goni’s predicted path, along with the gigantic cone of uncertainty, illustrated by the growing circles at each point in time in the forecast. The cone of uncertainty is the historical track error in the forecast—for instance, at day four in the forecast period, the actual location of the center winds up within the diameter of the largest circle 70% of the time. That’s anywhere from Taiwan to mainland China to Japan or out to sea.

The center of the storm will likely stay close to the center of the circle—give or take a few dozen miles—but a few dozen miles with a storm like this means the difference between a cloudy day and destructive winds and rain.

If you’re currently in eastern Asia or have plans to visit over the next week or so, keep a very close eye on Goni’s track and be prepared to take action if you have to evacuate or change your travel plans. Okinawa in particular could be in for a rough day or two if this current forecast holds true.

[Images: JMA, JTWC, Google Earth, JMA]


Email: dennis.mersereau@gawker.com | Twitter: @wxdam

If you enjoy The Vane, then you’ll love my upcoming book, The Extreme Weather Survival Manual, which comes out on October 6 and is now available for pre-order on Amazon.


Where Will Channing Tatum Ride His New Horse

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Where Will Channing Tatum Ride His New Horse

Channing Tatum rescued a horse. He’s the best of course, of course. When it’s time for them to ride, on what destination will they decide?

Where Will Channing Tatum Ride His New Horse

Will he ride it in a field?

Where Will Channing Tatum Ride His New Horse

Or to the strip club will his horse he wield?

Where Will Channing Tatum Ride His New Horse

He could ride his trusty steed

Where Will Channing Tatum Ride His New Horse

To Jonah Hill’s house to get some weed

Where Will Channing Tatum Ride His New Horse

Or ride it in the setting sun

Where Will Channing Tatum Ride His New Horse

Oh he and his pony will have such fun

Where Will Channing Tatum Ride His New Horse

But we all know why that horse is here...

Where Will Channing Tatum Ride His New Horse

...to pose and chill and drink a beer!

Where Will Channing Tatum Ride His New Horse

Yeehaw :)


Photos of horses via Shutterstock. Contact the author (and artist!) at gabrielle@gawker.com.

What Do You Know About United's Allegedly Creepy New App for Flight Attendants?

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What Do You Know About United's Allegedly Creepy New App for Flight Attendants?

United Airlines recently issued the iPhone 6 Plus to all its flight attendants, a move that’s been in the works since last year. The phones replace safety manuals and handle onboard food and drink sales, and, according to one tipster, they’re also loaded with all the personal info the airline has on its passengers. Wait, what?

Back in December, United boasted the iPhones would enable employees to” deliver an even higher level of flyer-friendly service and will offer our flight attendants simple, one-touch access to valuable work information, enabling them to better serve our customers.”

Apparently they also have simple, one-touch access to “information about each passenger including their full travel itinerary and any personally identifying information they provided through their reservation, including their date of birth,” according to a source who emailed us with concerns about United’s new software.

“They’ve already had an issue on a flight where a flight attendant wished a passenger a happy birthday only to have the passenger become furious that their personal information was being passed around,” the tipster noted.

The new phones were reportedly issued at a training last week, so that incident could just be the first of many.

United addressed the birthday issue in an email to Gawker, defending the practice as longstanding and non-creepy, but didn’t respond to questions about what passenger information the app makes available:

Flight attendants have recognized milestones of our most frequent travelers, including birthdays or achievement of million-miler status, for many years, and customer feedback has been consistently positive. Enabling them to access those milestones via their handheld devices simply makes the process easier, and we are certain customers will continue to appreciate the recognition that they have come to expect given their loyalty.

The following link will take you to a conversation on the frequent-flyer forum FlyerTalk, where customers express how much they enjoy United recognizing milestones like birthdays.

http://www.flyertalk.com/forum/united-a...

In a follow-up email, the United spokesperson added the app reveals “itinerary and loyalty program status.”

The source said that’s not the whole truth, though: the information includes “the whole reservation including all the personal info - address, date of birth, etc.”—everything a flight attendant would need to help rebook a flight. (That’s something flight attendants are now being trained on, they said.)

The source was unwilling to provide additional information or any screenshots from the new, potentially privacy-violating system, citing “threats” United has issued to its flight attendants since merging with Continental in 2010.

(Flight attendants for the two airlines are represented by different unions with separate contracts, and hundreds of United employees were put on forced furlough to the lower-paying Continental unit last year. Five years after the merger, a union representing 24,000 flight attendants is negotiating for a new contract that would finally cover both groups, but it’s not going well.)

But there are thousands of other United flight attendants who’ve been issued the new phones with the allegedly creepy software, and we’d like to know what passenger information it actually provides: Can you see the email address a customer used to book their flight? Their phone number? What about passengers on other flights?

If you’re a flight attendant or other United employee with access to the in-flight iPhone app—or an employee at another airline that does something similar—we’re very curious about how United handles and distributes its customer information. There are several ways to contact Gawker anonymously.

[Photo: United Airlines newsroom]

Family Values Activist Josh Duggar Had a Paid Ashley Madison Account

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Family Values Activist Josh Duggar Had a Paid Ashley Madison Account

In 2013, conservative reality TV star Josh Duggar—of TLC’s 19 Kids and Counting fame—was named the executive director of the Family Research Council, a conservative lobbying group in D.C. which seeks “to champion marriage and family as the foundation of civilization, the seedbed of virtue, and the wellspring of society.” During that time, he also maintained a paid account on Ashley Madison, a web site created for the express purpose of cheating on your spouse.

In May 2015, Duggar was forced to resign after In Touch Weekly reported that he had molested five young girls (four of whom were his own sisters) beginning in 2002. When the accusations became public, the family went into crisis mode, insisting that Josh had reformed and that the media covering the claims was intent on “exploiting women.”

Josh himself took to his family’s Facebook page to absolve himself of his past indiscretions and assure the world he was back on a righteous path:

Twelve years ago, as a young teenager I acted inexcusably for which I am extremely sorry and deeply regret. I hurt others, including my family and close friends. I confessed this to my parents who took several steps to help me address the situation. We spoke with the authorities where I confessed my wrongdoing and my parents arranged for me and those affected by my actions to receive counseling. I understood that if I continued down this wrong road that I would end up ruining my life. I sought forgiveness from those I had wronged and asked Christ to forgive me and come into my life. I would do anything to go back to those teen years and take different actions. In my life today, I am so very thankful for God’s grace, mercy and redemption.

And his wife, for her part, certainly seemed to believe it:

And when you, our sweet fans, first met me when Josh asked me to marry him... I was able to say, “Yes” knowing who Josh really is - someone who had gone down a wrong path and had humbled himself before God and those whom he had offended. Someone who had received the help needed to change the direction of his life and do what is right. I want to say thank you to those who took time over a decade ago to help Josh in a time of crisis. Your investment changed his life from going down the wrong path to doing what is right.

But data released online in the wake of the hack on Ashley Madison’s servers certainly seems to show otherwise. Someone using a credit card belonging to a Joshua J. Duggar, with a billing address that matches the home in Fayetteville, Arkansas owned by his grandmother Mary—a home that was consistently shown on their now-cancelled TV show, and in which Anna Duggar gave birth to her first child—paid a total of $986.76 for two different monthly Ashley Madison subscriptions from February of 2013 until May of 2015.

Family Values Activist Josh Duggar Had a Paid Ashley Madison Account

According to the data, Josh Duggar was paying Ashley Madison in order to find an extramarital partner for the following acts:

“Conventional Sex,” Experimenting with Sex Toys,” One-Night Stands,” “Open to Experimentation,” “Gentleness,” “Good With Your Hands,” Sensual Massage,” “Extended Foreplay/Teasing,” “Bubble Bath for 2,” “Likes to Give Oral Sex,” “Likes to Receive Oral Sex,” “Someone I Can Teach,” “Someone Who Can Teach Me,” “Kissing,” “Cuddling & Hugging,” “Sharing Fantasies,” “Sex Talk.”

And here are the turn-ons that he offered up in service of finding a compatible person other than his wife with which to engage in those acts:

“A Professional/Well Groomed,” “Stylish/Classy,” “Casual Jeans/T-shirt Type,” “Muscular/Fit Body,” ”Petite Figure,” “Tall Height,” “Short Height,” “Long Hair,””Short Hair,” “Girl Next Door,” “Naughty Girl,” “Sense of Humor,” “Imagination,” “Creative and Adventurous,” “Relaxed and Easy Going,” “Aggressive/Take Charge Nature,” “Confidence,” “Discretion/Secrecy,” “A Good Listener,” “Good Personal Hygiene,” “Average Sex Drive,” “High Sex Drive,” “Dislikes Routine,” “Has a Secret Love Nest,” “Disease Free,” “Drug Free,” and “Natural Breasts.”

In July 2014*, he seems to have started a second account that was linked to his home in Oxon Hill, Maryland, where he spent his time lobbying against causes like same-sex marriage. The birthday listed in the data for Duggar’s first account is February 3, 1988, one month off Duggar’s actual birthday of March 3, 1988. The birthday listed for the second account is March 2, 1988.

The two accounts overlap by a period of a few months. When he launched the second account, Duggar paid an initial fee of $250 that appears to have gone toward the purchase of an “affair guarantee”:

Customers who buy 1,000 credits for $250 receive a money-back “affair guarantee,” if they don’t have an affair within three months.

Family Values Activist Josh Duggar Had a Paid Ashley Madison Account

From the raw data of Josh’s second account:

1176060,’2011-10-13 23:41:52’,0,’2012-12-07 00:07:22’,0,2,2,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,’josh_the_man’,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,’Fayetteville’,’72764’,4,36.179938,-94.145696,1,NULL,NULL,NULL,2,’1988-03-02’,’Looking for

you!’,1,86184,183,4,1,0,5,2,’|7|23|15|46|37|38|48|36|28|42|43|50|51|39|29|49|18|’,’’,’I\’m really open! You let me know what your fantasy is and we\’ll do it

together!’,’|30|31|32|37|38|40|41|42|43|44|45|4|18|48|49|6|10|52|11|53|14|9|17|12|16|55|56|60|’,

26941493,’2014-07-05 14:06:47’,0,’2014-07-08 11:15:20’,0,2,2,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,’Ready4thisDC’,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,’Alexandria’,’22314’,49,38.799917,-77.051663,1,NULL,NULL,NULL,2,’1988-02-03’,’Do you have a

spark?’,1,88452,183,4,1,0,4,2,’’,’’,’Let\’s just see where this goes! I\’m looking to have a steamy affair’,’’,’’,’I want to have a good time with someone who is passionate... and see where it

leads!’,’’,’’,’’,NULL,3,’hogs’

JOSH_THE_MAN

READY4THISDC

The second account, which was registered in July of 2014, was paid on a monthly basis until May of 2015. We’ve reached out to TLC, the Family Research Council, and a spokesman for the Duggar family for comment and will update if we hear back.

If you know anything more, you can send me an email here.

Additional reporting by Tim Burke.


Contact the author at ashley@gawker.com. Art by Jim Cooke.

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500 Days of Kristin, Day 206: Highly Classified Bangs

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500 Days of Kristin, Day 206: Highly Classified Bangs

Have you ever seen a pair of Secret Bangs™ in the wild?

Here are some facts:

  1. On May 5, 2015, Kristin Cavallari teased the existence of a product called Secret Bangs™ with an Instagram photo of her running through a mall wearing a headband with fake bangs attached.
  2. That post has since been deleted.
  3. Kristin officially introduced Secret Bangs™ to the world on July 8, 2015, in an infomercial. She promoted this informercial in an Instagram post.
  4. That post has since been deleted.
  5. Secret Bangs™, according to SecretBangs.com, are made out of a “Keratin-conditioned fiber that looks, feels and moves like real hair.”
  6. One woman featured in the infomercial said:500 Days of Kristin, Day 206: Highly Classified Bangs
  7. When asked about her bangs in 2013, First Lady Michelle Obama said, “[They are] a little irritating.”
  8. On July 16, 2015, I ordered one pair of Secret Bangs (shade: dark blonde) for $29.99. I received a confirmation email, but my card was never charged for the order.
  9. On August 18, 2015, I emailed customer service to inquire about the status of my order. A “Jeffrey A. Miller, Esq.” emailed me back: “We are in backorder due to significant orders and we cancelled any outstanding orders that were not filled.”
  10. My order was not filled.
  11. Kristin Cavallari is no longer prominently featured on SecretBangs.com.
  12. “Significant orders” could be reasonably interpreted to mean “a significant number or orders” or “a few important orders” or nothing.
  13. Exhaustive YouTube, Twitter, and Instagram searches turned up not a single review of Secret Bangs™. A landing page for Secret Bangs™ was created on BrightReviews.com, but as of today, no one has written a review.
  14. Jeffrey A. Miller, Esq, has stopped responding to my emails.

Here is a secret: I think it is possible that Kristin is gaslighting me with the help of an attorney-run company solely committed to advertising beauty industry vaporware.

500 Days of Kristin, Day 206: Highly Classified Bangs

If you own a Secret Bang, please come forward.


This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

[Photos via Secret Bangs™ and Getty]

Cop Charged With Attempted Murder for Shooting Unarmed, Wounded Man in "Groin Area"

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Cop Charged With Attempted Murder for Shooting Unarmed, Wounded Man in "Groin Area"

On Wednesday, prosecutors charged Baltimore Police Officer Wesley Cagle with attempted first-degree murder, accusing Cagle of standing over an unarmed suspect who had been shot multiple times, calling the victim a “piece of shit” and firing a bullet into his groin.

According to State’s Attorney Marilyn Mosby, two other officers at the scene were justified in shooting suspected burglar Michael Johansson in December 2014 after he reached for his waistband. By the time Cagle arrived, however, Mosby says Johansson was on the ground motionless and “no longer considered a potential threat.”

“Officer Cagle positioned himself overtop of Johansson at which time Johansson stated, ‘What did you shoot me with? A bean bag?’ and Officer Cagle replied, ‘No, a .40-caliber, you piece of (expletive),” Mosby said at a press conference Wednesday evening. “Officer Cagle then took aim and fired his .40-caliber departmental issued firearm one time, striking Johansson in the groin area.”

Cagle, who has turned himself in, was additionally charged with attempted second-degree murder, first-degree assault, second-degree assault and use of a handgun in a crime of violence, WBAL-TV reports.

If convicted, Cagle faces life in prison.

[Image via WBAL-TV//h/t Buzzfeed]

Is This Josh Duggar's OkCupid Profile?

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Is This Josh Duggar's OkCupid Profile?

After today’s earlier revelation of Josh Duggar’s paid Ashley Madison account hit, tipsters and Twitter are pointing out that if you search Josh Duggar’s highly unique Ashley Madison email handle, “joesmithsonnwa,” this OKCupid profile is the only other result you get.

Is This Josh Duggar's OkCupid Profile?

The picture is obviously not of Josh Duggar. And as of right now, it appears on Wordpress under the title “random guy from Facebook.” If you search “random guy” on Google images, the same photo comes up as one of the very first results. So if a man in his 20s were to try and find a discreet, anonymous photo for a social media profile, it’s possible he’d find this one.

Is This Josh Duggar's OkCupid Profile?

It’s also worth noting that, on this OKCupid profile, “Joesmithsonnwa” claims to be looking for “casual sex” while simultaneously describing himself as a “strictly monogamous” type. “Joesmithsonnwa” last appeared online in September of 2014 (around the same time Josh J Duggar’s credit card stopped paying for the first Ashley Madison account), and “Joesmithsonnwa” lists his location as near where Duggar, his wife, and their three children lived in Oxon Hill, Maryland—that is, until they moved back to Arkansas when scandal hit.

What’s more, his occupation is listed as “politics,” and Duggar was the Executive Director of the Family Research Council at the same time this profile was active.

On the other hand, the man in this profile lists himself as having “graduated from university,” where as Josh did not, in fact, graduate college. It is, however, very, very rare that a Google search for one phrase only turns up one other link, but we also don’t have any credit card data to corroborate this particular 27-year-old casual-sex-seeker’s identity.

So while we can’t determine definitively that this is Josh, if you did go out with this person at any point and it was not Josh Duggar (or if you are “random guy from Facebook), we’d love to hear from you.

Update: An earlier version of this incorrectly referred to Josh Duggar’s Ashley Madison username as “joesmithsonnwa,” when “joesmithsonnwa@gmail.com” was actually his Ashley Madison login. We’ve updated the post to reflect this.


Contact the author at ashley@gawker.com.


Poll: North Carolina Voters Largely Unsure About Deez Nuts

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Poll: North Carolina Voters Largely Unsure About Deez Nuts

According to a newly released survey by Public Policy Polling, the vast majority of North Carolinians say they are “not sure” how they feel about Deez Nuts, and those that do have an impression of the presidential candidate overwhelming say they do not care for Deez Nuts.http://jezebel.com/breaking-deez-...

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Even more discouragingly, women were more likely to both have opinion about Deez Nuts and to find Deez Nuts “unfavorable.”

Poll: North Carolina Voters Largely Unsure About Deez Nuts

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In a hypothetical three-way race between Trump, Clinton and Nuts, however, a full nine percent of the state’s voters said they would select Deez Nuts in 2016.

Poll: North Carolina Voters Largely Unsure About Deez Nuts

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Activist Shaun King Criticized for Allegedly Misrepresenting His Race

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Activist Shaun King Criticized for Allegedly Misrepresenting His Race

Shaun King is a 36-year-old Atlanta-based activist who has played a prominent role in anti-racism movements such as Black Lives Matter. He publicly identifies as “black or biracial” and is the son, according to a 2012 profile, of “a Caucasian mother and an African-American father.” Yesterday, however, the nativist website Breitbart.com began questioning King’s story of his upbringing, and focused on purported evidence suggesting that his father is in fact white. King eventually dismissed Breitbart’s questions as the work of a “white supremacist conspiracy,” but not before further inflaming a debate that has since mesmerized conservative media circles.

Breitbart’s report, authored by the British Gamergate activist Milo Yiannopoulos, suggests that King has repeatedly lied about his race, illicitly obtained a scholarship funded by Oprah Winfrey for men attending a historically black university, and exaggerated the severity of physical injuries he sustained during a 1995 hate crime and an unrelated car accident. Yiannopoulos draws heavily from documents obtained by Daily Caller reporter Chuck Ross and a blogger named Vicki Pate, the latter of whom appears to be obsessively devoted to smearing black people who were killed by police officers and discrediting black people who managed to survive police brutality.

The crucial piece of evidence is King’s birth certificate, obtained by Pate earlier this month, which indicates he was born to Naomi Kay Fleming and Jeffery Wayne King of Versailles, Kentucky in 1979. Based on King’s Instagram, Fleming certainly appears to be white. However Pate managed to locate several police mugshots that purport to depict a man matching Jeffery Wayne King’s description, down to his name, age, and Kentucky residence. Determining a person’s race from photographs alone is impossible, but the man in these mugshots is clearly fair-skinned.

Activist Shaun King Criticized for Allegedly Misrepresenting His Race

Mugshots appearing to depict Jeffery Wayne King of Kentucky in 1996 and 2007

After Breitbart’s piece came out, The Daily Beast reported that “criminal records identify Jeffrey King’s ethnicity as white.” This appears to refer to Broward County, Florida records which indicate that a serial arrestee named Jeffery Wayne King—whose biographical details line up closely with the father named on Shaun King’s birth certificate and the man of the same name who was arrested several times in Kentucky—is listed as white.

Furthermore: Last night, CNN anchor Don Lemon said he had contacted an unnamed member Shaun King’s family, and reported that this member told him that both of King’s parents are white. He also described a conversation with King himself:

LEMON: OK. Welcome back, everyone. Here’s our breaking news tonight. Shaun King, he is a leading voice for the Black Lives Matter facing some very tough questions and tonight about his own race. A family member tells CNN that both King’s parents are white. But when I asked him tonight if he is legally black or white, initially, he did not answer. But, later, he referred to himself as bi-racial. But then when I asked him if that’s what he chose on his birth certificate I did not hear back from him. No answer on that.

The evidence here is substantial, and while questions about King’s racial background seem to have been floating around for the past few weeks, the activist did not address them directly until his birth certificate received Breitbart’s attention on Wednesday. Several hours after the website’s report, he took to Twitter to dispute its central argument—that he is not, in fact, black or biracial—first by describing Vicki Pate as a “known white supremacist” and later by stating that his family is “one big mess” and “full of secrets, divorce, affairs, etc.”

King did not expand on what he meant by his “racial story” or why it was “scandalous,” and otherwise did not address the fact that both of the parents listed on his birth certificate appear to be white—an omission that Breitbart immediately highlighted as further proof that King is not black or biracial. At the same time, King’s tweets raise the possibility that his birth certificate does not fully (or even accurately) describe the circumstances of his birth or upbringing.

Given the sheer weirdness of this story, it’s worth pausing to point out a few things that are true:

  1. Shaun King, as a highly visible anti-racism activist, has been repeatedly attacked by conservatives for what they say are major inconsistencies in his public statements (such as the nature of the aforementioned hate crime in 1995) and their belief that King is profiting off of the deaths of black people from police brutality. One of his earliest antagonists was none other than Charles C. Johnson.
  2. The same conservatives who are attacking King tend to believe that he and other activists systemically and deliberately exaggerate—and in some cases invent wholesale—the degree of subjugation experienced by black people during encounters with law enforcement. In other words, they tend to be racist.
  3. The arguments against King described in points 1 and 2 are not supported by any real evidence.
  4. The suggestion that Shaun King might not actually be black or biracial is not based on a “white supremacist conspiracy.” It’s based on a public record, King’s birth certificate, which lists a white woman and a white man as his biological parents. Vicki Pate may be a white supremacist (or worse), but her argument relies on a government document that appears to contradict King’s public statements about his racial background. That’s not a conspiracy, white supremacist or otherwise.
  5. As noted above, it remains possible that King’s birth certificate is inaccurate. It’s far from unprecedented for such a record to contain erroneous information. If that’s the case, it could be why King suggested that his “racial story” is “hurtful” and “scandalous”; perhaps his birth certificate does not tell the full story.

One last point: This entire story occupies an extremely gray area between the racist practice of policing the ethnic makeup of black people and the phenomenon of people who grew up as white electing, later in life, to identify as black. (Remember Rachel Dolezal?) Given King’s circumspect answers to publicly-available evidence, it’s very hard to say where exactly he falls. What is clear, however, are the actual motives of the individuals scrutinizing King’s racial background: They want to discredit King because they desperately want to discredit anti-racism activism as a whole, and will stop at nothing to do so.

Indeed, in an email conversation with Gawker, Breitbart’s Milo Yiannapolous told us that “someone whose public career and fundraising ability—and let’s remember he has been publicly accused of misappropriating funds by perhaps a dozen people—depends on his family mythology, a story he repeats at every appropriate moment, has no grounds to complain that journalists are paying undue attention to his family when it emerges that he has lied about his ethnic background.”

We reached out to Shaun King last night and will update this post if we hear back.

Update, 8/20/15:http://gawker.com/shaun-king-s-b...

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Kids These Days Suck at Law School 

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Kids These Days Suck at Law School 

Not only is law school more unpopular than it’s been in more than a generation—those contrarian youngsters who do go to law school now suck more than ever.

In Bloomberg today, Natalie Kitroeff takes a deep look at the historically terrible performance of law students on the July 2014 bar exam, which saw a staggering failure rate. What seems to be the problem? I wonder???

Panic swept the bottom half of American law schools, all of which are ranked partly on the basis of their ability to get their graduates into the profession. [Bar exam executive Erica] Moeser sent a letter to law school deans. She outlined future changes to the exam and how to prepare for them. Then she made a hard turn to the July exam. “The group that sat in July 2014 was less able than the group that sat in July 2013,” she wrote. It’s not us, Moeser was essentially saying. It’s you.

Some people disagree but think about how stupid young people are, and you’ll agree.

[Photo of 2014 law school graduate: Flickr]

Man in Charge of North Vegas Water System Once Poisoned an Entire Youth Football Team

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Man in Charge of North Vegas Water System Once Poisoned an Entire Youth Football Team

A man who was once convicted of poisoning a group of children because they allegedly bullied his son was, until this week, in charge of the drinking water for a much larger group of people: the citizens of the city of North Las Vegas, who probably, most likely, had nothing to worry about.

He’s since been reassigned, but according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, city officials were unaware of Jerome Breland’s 2001 criminal conviction when they put him in charge of the city’s water system.

According to the AP, Breland declined to disclose his crime in his Nevada Drinking Water Distribution and Treatment Operators license application—and with good reason: he’d already demonstrated what might happen when given access to drinking water. The details, via the Review-Journal:

Accounts of the specifics differ, but one fact is consistent throughout the criminal case: Breland wanted to hurt a child or children on the team who he felt had wronged his son.

Breland told police he was tired of seeing his child get picked on, so he mixed ipecac into a bottle of juice, then gave it to his son for practice with explicit instructions not to drink it and to remain silent when other children did, according to a police report. Ipecac is an over-the-counter medicine that causes vomiting and was once used in the emergency treatment of certain kinds of poisoning.

The boy told police he repeatedly warned his teammates not to drink from the bottle, but that only exacerbated the problem by causing more children to drink from it, according to the report.

At Breland’s sentencing, parents and children recounted their confusion and horror at Breland’s actions and claimed it was Breland’s boy who was the bully.

Breland did spend the last eight years working directly with the city’s water without, to anyone’s knowledge, poisoning anyone. Still, he’s been reassigned to the waste water division while state officials investigate the complaint, which was filed with the Division of Environmental protection.

Anyway, it’s all good, say city officials.

“There’s no harm to the water,” North Las Vegas Assistant City Manager Ryann Juden tells FOX 5 Vegas. “There’s no need to be concerned about anything.”


Image via AP. Contact the author at gabrielle@gawker.com.

Here's the Dr. Dre Abuse Scene Cut From Straight Outta Compton's Script

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Here's the Dr. Dre Abuse Scene Cut From Straight Outta Compton's Script

The omitted Straight Outta Compton scene of Dr. Dre beating television host Dee Barnes has been found.

In a new L.A. Times story, Gerrick Kennedy reports that the missing depiction was included in screenwriter Jonathan Herman’s initial draft.

In the scene, the fictional Dre, “eyes glazed, drunk, with an edge of nastiness, contempt” (per noted from the script) spots Barnes at the party and approaches her.

“Saw that [expletive] you did with Cube. Really had you under his spell, huh? Ate up everything he said. Let him diss us. Sell us out.”

“I just let him tell his story,” Barnes’ character retorts, “That’s what I do. It’s my job.”

“I thought we were cool, you and me,” Dre fires back. “But you don’t give a [expletive]. You just wanna laugh at N.W.A, make us all look like fools.”

The conversation escalates, Barnes throws her drink in Dre’s face before he attacks her “flinging her around like a rag-doll, while she screams, cries, begs for him to stop.”

This scene echoes what Barnes wrote of the incident herself earlier this week on Gawker:

It was so caustic that when Dre was trying to choke me on the floor of the women’s room in Po Na Na Souk, a thought flashed through my head: “Oh my god. He’s trying to kill me.” He had me trapped in that bathroom; he held the door closed with his leg. It was surreal. “Is this happening?” I thought.

The unfolding of Dr. Dre’s legacy of abuse has been a macabre thing to watch. For hip-hop fans, it was an open secret that he put hands on Barnes, rapper Tairrie B and singer Michel’le, but in the run-up to the film, mainstream media conveniently omitted these instances from interviews and reviews of the film, which has been critically praised and topped the box office its opening weekend. However, little by little, bits and pieces of what really happened and who Dr. Dre really is began to seep out and the facts became harder to ignore.

There was Dr. Dre’s non-comment comment about his history of abuse in Rolling Stone, in which he accused some of his accusers of lying.

Dre addresses the 1991 incident when he assaulted TV host Dee Barnes, as well as recent charges of physical abuse by his Nineties girlfriend Michel’le.

“I made some fucking horrible mistakes in my life,” says Dre. “I was young, fucking stupid. I would say all the allegations aren’t true – some of them are. Those are some of the things that I would like to take back. It was really fucked up. But I paid for those mistakes, and there’s no way in hell that I will ever make another mistake like that again.”

Then there was Straight Outta Compton director F. Gary Gray who mistreated New York Magazine’s Allison P. Davis during an interview when she asked why women were such marginalized and mistreated characters in the film, specifically in a scene which included the Friday movie line-cum-internet meme “Bye, Felicia.” Here’s the film’s scene:

A young Dr. Dre is in his room while a party rages in the crew’s hotel suite. Suddenly, two armed men start pounding on the door — one of them is looking for his girl, Felicia. Dre slams the door, walks into the next room looking for Felicia, whom he finds fellating Eazy-E. Ice Cube, Dre, and Eazy-E grab some guns, reopen the door to confront the two intruders, and inform them that Felicia was too busy sucking someone else’s dick to come to the door. After the two intruders run down the hall, Eazy-E grabs Felicia — who is wearing nothing but a hot-pink thong — and pushes her out into the hotel corridor by the head. As the door slams, Ice Cube deploys the very first “Bye, Felicia.”

Here’s what Gray, who Barnes accuses of helping to blackball her from the entertainment industry despite being the original cameraman on her Pump It Up TV show, said to Davis:

I asked Gray how, as a director, he was able to reconcile the fun pop-culture reference with a moment of degradation. “I wouldn’t try to reconcile it at all,” he said. “If you’re looking to be politically correct in entertainment, especially as it relates to comedy, that’s the end of entertainment. If people want us to make entertainment in a certain way, you tell me how we should have shot the scene.”

I said I didn’t know and he went on, “That’s just an awful question. You know. It’s like, if Oprah says it’s a powerful movie, and we know how she feels about how women are depicted in film and entertainment and things like that — I feel like you’re digging. We should be focusing on how the police are treating innocent American citizens. What about that? Let’s talk about something as important, if not more important, if you really want to go there.”

Barnes uploaded the original MTV News report on Dre’s attack on her, in which NWA’s lawyer told reporter Tabitha Soren, “I know Dr. Dre as a gentle soul and a loving father of a baby boy. I can’t imagine him treating any lady in anything but a gentlemanly fashion.” This statement is juxtaposed with MC Ren talking about Barnes’ beating: “That’s what she get and I hope she gets it again,” he said. “She got beat down.”

When the rumblings of this film began, a friend asked me if I thought Dr. Dre would be called out for his past and I said, “Not if he admits it head on.” But instead, Dre’s acting like he did in the 1980s, as though the women he allegedly threw into walls, choked at parties full of on-lookers and beat so badly they needed reconstructive surgery aren’t around to tell their side of the tales. Or maybe he was hoping that, like America does in so many other instances, that popular culture just wouldn’t believe his victims because they’re women.


Contact the author at Hillary@jezebel.com.

Image via Getty.

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