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Man Who Spent $100,000 to Look Like Justin Bieber Reported Missing

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Man Who Spent $100,000 to Look Like Justin Bieber Reported Missing

35-year-old Toby Sheldon, the self-proclaimed Justin Bieber lookalike known for his appearances on reality shows like Botched and My Strange Addiction, has been missing since Tuesday, People reports.http://gawker.com/man-spends-100...

Sheldon, whose legal name is Tobias Strebel, revealed last year that he has spent “about $100,000” on plastic surgery to look like his idol.

According to police, Sheldon’s disappearance may have been provoked by his boyfriend breaking up with him, but they do not believe the case to be suspicious, E! News reports.

“This is very unusual for him to be missing,” friend Mel Espinoza told KABC-TV. “He hasn’t done any, not shown up for no reason, no note or anything.”

Authorities say Sheldon was last seen on North Orange Grove Avenue in West Hollywood and may be driving a gray 2009 Toyota Camry. Anyone with knowledge of Sheldon’s whereabouts is urged to contact the LAPD.

[Image via YouTube/E!//h/t The Daily Dot]


Report: Jared Fogle Charity Connected to Child Porn Case Never Gave Out Grants

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Report: Jared Fogle Charity Connected to Child Porn Case Never Gave Out Grants

According to records obtained by USA Today, a charity formed by former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle for the supposed purpose of fighting childhood obesity never issued a single grant and spent 60% of its operating budget on the salary of its executive director.

That executive director, 43-year-old Russell Taylor, would later be charged with creating some of the child pornography that Fogle pled guilty to possessing earlier this month.http://gawker.com/fbi-subway-jar...

In 2008, Fogle announced the Jared Foundation would collect $2 million to fund school nutrition and fitness programs and “help parents identify ‘at-risk’ obesity behavior early on.” Tax records, however, show that never happened. From the NY Daily News:

But while the foundation raked in donations between 2009 and 2013, it only spent about $73,000 a year, far under the promised $2 million.

“If Jared was really interested in helping children through his foundation, he could have gotten more money,” Daniel Borochoff, president of watchdog group CharityWatch, told the newspaper. “As with a lot of celebrities, the charity appears to be more about image-enhancement than charitable deeds.”

About 60% of those annual expenses, about $44,000 a year, went to the salary of the foundation’s executive director, Russell Taylor.

When Taylor was charged with child exploitation, possession of child pornography and voyeurism in April, Fogle released a statement saying he was “shocked to learn of the disturbing allegations” and was “severing all ties with Mr. Taylor.”

Of the 40% of the budget that remained, USA Today reports more than half was unaccounted for.

[Image via AP Images]

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

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100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

Jebel Jais was supposed to lead to the boom of the new, growing, oil-rich and tourist-friendly United Arab Emirates. Instead the road became a perfectly paved 22-mile symbol of the global recession, a dream for fast drivers, and a safe haven from a brutal surveillance state — all to the tune of just $80 million.

The money might not have been exactly well spent, but it’s apparent in the construction of the road itself. You will not find more perfect stretch of tarmac anywhere in the world, let alone in the UAE mountains. The whole thing looks completely alien to its surroundings. Every other road in the area is potholed and cracked and rutted, if it’s even paved at all.

An hour from Dubai’s glistening city lights and supercar flash, Jebel Jais is a perfect little ribbon of big-money modernity stuck into poor and remote rural mountains.

A lot of strange and complicated factors have to come together to result in an $80 million road to nowhere, but they all start to seem natural when you get familiar with the boom-bust technocratic petrostate that is the UAE.

This all hangs on how the UAE is set up. The UAE consists of states just like the U.S. Each state has its own sort of economy. Abu Dhabi has so much oil that it can print money in perpetuity. Dubai has less oil, so they invested in air travel and tourism and finance, hence displays of opulence like the Burj Khalifa, the tallest manmade structure in the world.

Ras Al Khaimah, the mountainous state in the north that is home to Jebel Jais, has none of these things.

The UAE had a bit of a campaign in the late 2000s to bring tourism to Ras Al Khaimah. Quite a bit of development was planned for the state. It was going to host the America’s Cup yacht race there and the state was going to build a big resort on the top of the highest mountain in the UAE. Skiing was planned at the top with the help of some artificial snow, as well as a hotel, a cable car, a paragliding launch ramp (naturally), and a golf course.

If you are thinking to yourself that it doesn’t make sense to put a golf course and a ski resort in the middle of the desert, congratulations, you have a firmer grasp on reality than the state planners in the UAE.

When the worldwide economy imploded half a decade ago, all of these tourism plans fell through. Or rather, the funding all disappeared, except for the money allocated to the road the state had planned to link up all of these tourism destinations.

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

And that’s this road, built with 300 million dirhams, or about $80 million U.S. dollars. It climbs to the top of Jebel Al Jais (that’s the name of the mountain, the road is named Jebel Jais). At 1,910 meters it’s the tallest mountain in the UAE, and it’s where all of the ski resort hotel paragliding stuff was planned.

So that’s why you have a road to nowhere — it was supposed to go to some big tourist-friendly stuff, but when that all disappeared in the global recession, the road was left like a skeleton without a body.

But while the physical construction of the road might symbolize the power of the state, I saw no evidence that the watchful eye of the UAE’s police control ever made it onto Jebel Jais. You understand the gravity of that statement to moment you land in the emirates, just as I did a few months ago. At the time I was the only American journalist on a press junket to drive the car that won the last Dakar Rally.http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/i-drove-the-ca...

I did not come to the UAE with an exactly open mind. All I could think of was the American DJ who had just been imprisoned for 56 days in Dubai on a marijuana possession charge not long before I flew into the city myself.

A representative from the airport met me in a hallway leading off from the plane and guided me through customs. We walked through a gymnasium-sized room, stretched completely full with lines of people, almost all South Asian families and a scattered handful of dismayed British tourists. Past that we entered another hall just as big, again as full with people, and quickly strutted past everyone to a small line in an under-construction corner.

We paused a bit, just long enough for me to worry if there was truth to those rumors about the government making things “difficult” for people with an Israel stamp on their passports like me. I was quickly pushed up to the front. A gruff man had me stare into a camera, peered right into my soul, and welcomed me into the country with a disapproving frown. As I was guided out of the airport, I passed a man with a falcon on his shoulder.

At the end of my first full day in Dubai, I met an expat colleague of a friend of mine in the shadow of the Burj. He explained to me which gulf state was more conservative than the next, and which ones served as a kind of low-key getaway for their stricter neighbors. He explained what it’s like to live and work in Dubai, and he tried to describe the very authoritarian, technocratic, and almost comically Hollywood-esque methods the police use to enforce order in the country.

He told me two stories: first he recounted the American woman stabbed to death in a mall, along with how the state publicized they put out video of a massive SWAT team hunting down and capturing the disturbed killer. Then he told me another story I have had a hard time verifying. The details were lost in the shisha smoke, but it’s simple enough to retell.

It goes like this: apparently, a Russian mobster threw his girlfriend out of his hotel window. No, this is not the time that the other guy threw a prostitute out of a window and the prostitute was sentenced to three months in jail. In the story recounted to me, the mobster threw his girlfriend from a window, she died, and he fled.

The police, however, quickly heard reports of the killing, checked surveillance footage, figured out what room he had been in, figured out who he was based on what hotel room he was in, and figured out what flight he had booked to flee the country.

They did not chase the killer, they did not make any attempt to run him down. When he arrived at his gate, police were simply waiting for him there and informed him he was under arrest.

That’s how Dubai conducts its policing. Cops don’t watch traffic, they let traffic cameras placed every few blocks do that work for them. It is as much a surveillance state as anywhere in the world, and its human rights record is downright appalling. The government’s watchful eye is omnipresent from the moment you get your passport stamped to the moment you leave.

Except things are different out on Jebel Jais. There are no speed cameras. And with no cops watching for traffic, there’s no real policing at all. The closest there is to any hand of the government are the construction crews finishing the next stage of the road.

This has a very unsurprising effect on the car enthusiasts of the UAE. To them, Jebel Jais is basically a free-to-enter hillclimb racetrack with no enforced speed limits and more turns than you can count. It’s not hard to find videos of people running the road at any speed they can manage, drifting the hairpins, whatever they want. There were thick black lines when I drove Jebel Jais from when a bunch of trucks came to do burnouts across the middle of the road.

And if you drive the road, you’ll understand why.

The first trick is figuring out how exactly to get there.

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

To get to Jebel Jais you need to drive about an hour north from Dubai until you get to the capital of Ras Al Khaimah, which is conveniently also called Ras Al Khaimah. From there you just need to head east (direct your GPS to the RAK Hospital and point towards the mountains from there).

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

The city gives way to the suburbs and the mountains appear hazy in the distance.

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

Signs will direct you on the right way, going by a few prison-looking military compounds.

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

Watch out for construction...

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

...and goats.

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

You enter into these sort of mountain-lined valleys that draw closer until the desert floor squeezes into a canyon. The road starts as a two lane, perfectly surfaced, in these gliding hundred-mile-an-hour sweeps.

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

As the mountain walls pull in around you, you begin to climb uphill and you get another lane for passing on the way up.

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

Not that you need to because the road is virtually deserted. The only other vehicles out are the occasional SUV carrying a family up for a scenic drive and an old Toyota FJ truck going to work.

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

As you climb, the road begins the fluctuate with big, third gear bends.

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

And the further up you get, the more you are peppered with hairpins. Not quick, tight, first gear stop-and-gos. They’re second gear turns, often with kinks in the opposite direction just before the bend. There are warning signs on the side of the road alerting you that they’re coming up. And that’s very good, because the braking can be super tricky and unsettling for the car.

It’s like the whole road is designed to be a challenge for a spirited driver. Before you known it you’ve come around one more third-gear turn, an endless drop just a jersey barrier away from your fender, and it’s all over.

There’s a barricade across the road and a pull off to the right. There are two little parking spots and a single trailer selling coffee, tea, and packaged snacks.

That’s it.

The barrier tells you that the road is still not quite all the way to the top yet, and that construction crews will finish sometime in the future. You are simply left with the most inconceivably perfect view of the road you’ve just run. I counted eight different levels of the road and half a dozen hairpins.

You would think that Jebel Jais is purpose built for the kind of supercar you see stuck in traffic in downtown Dubai. It is sweeping and wide and smooth. Lots of places to go hideously fast, lots of hairpin exits to lay down rubber at will.

But I can tell you that you definitely do not need a supercar to enjoy Jebel Jais. Because I took this up and it was fucking fantastic.

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

It’s a Ford Figo. Basically, you’re looking at a previous-generation Ford Fiesta with a new face, built to be sold cheaply in developing markets. I had to go way outside of town to pick it up, one of only two cars in Dubai with a manual transmission.

Why? Because it’s more fun to be heel-toeing down to second in a left-right approach into a hairpin. It’s more fun to be left-foot braking into a wide third gear sweeper.

I did one drive up, and then another one down. Then I ran the road again. And again. Each trip takes about half an hour and I think I did five total, but I started to lose count in the heat and the sweet coffee up at the top.

I decided I had enough when the Ford’s rear end started getting a little bit too lively going downhill. I didn’t want to end up sideways off the road and down the mountain, or rolling into some Pakistani family’s Kia. I took one last coffee, water and canned pistachio break at the top before heading home.

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

There was the gravel turnaround, the single trailer, the men on prayer mats and the view of the mountains ahead of me and my rental car parked behind. The engine ticked away as it cooled down nearby.

I ended up getting into a conversation with one of the mothers up there, and she told me about how hard it is to find work these days in Dubai. New job openings at the oil companies are just as scarce as they were at the peak of the Recession. But as much as the state does not provide for them, it does somehow produce this road, this view, this distance from everything that they get to enjoy.

100 Miles From Dubai: Driving The $80 Million Road To Nowhere

There is a happy distance up here. You feel like you are a long way from the sickly new shine of downtown Dubai and the flashing lights of its Ferrari police cars. It’s like the UAE’s brooding and ostentatious authority doesn’t quite reach up here.

What’s strange about Dubai and the UAE is that in the midst of its extreme surveillance, its autocratic government, the boom and bust cycle of development, humanity slips through as it always does.

Immigrant families might be struggling to find work in a declining oil economy, but they still get to barbecue at the top of an $80 million road built to go nowhere, built for no one in particular, built for them.

Photo Credits: Raphael Orlove


Contact the author at raphael@jalopnik.com.

Joe Stiglitz Knows How to Solve Inequality, if Anyone Will Listen

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Joe Stiglitz Knows How to Solve Inequality, if Anyone Will Listen

Joseph Stiglitz, a Nobel Prize-winning economist, is one of the world’s most influential thinkers in the battle against economic inequality. He’s trying hard to remain optimistic. But it ain’t easy.

Stiglitz, a former chief economist of the World Bank, is the author of dozens of books about inequality, globalization, and the follies of American leadership, most recently The Great Divide: Unequal Societies and What We Can Do About Them. He is the most prominent liberal economist this side of Paul Krugman. We spoke to him at his Columbia University office about how America can navigate its way out of three-plus decades of growing inequality, before the chasm grows so wide that it swallows us all up.

Gawker: Have you seen progress on inequality since the financial crisis and the Occupy movement made it a mainstream issue?

Joseph Stiglitz: What I’ve seen, I would say, is progress in the discussion. It has moved up to the mainstream, with people in both parties talking about it, all the presidential candidates, and that’s obviously a major step forward. If anything, I suppose, inequality in some dimensions has gotten worse. There have been a few steps forward—the raising of the minimum wage, the number of cities passing local minimum wages. But at the other end I guess you’d say that the statistics in many ways have gotten worse. The share of the top 1%—almost all of the increases in income from 2009 to 20102 went to the top 1%. Ninety one percent of the increases. Probably the most unequal growth we’ve had. CEO pay continues to rise. And the second quarter data on wage increases were the weakest in 37 years. Hardly a rosy picture.

Gawker: What’s been your assessment of Obama’s record on inequality?

Stiglitz: I think some of the people in the Obama administration have played a really important role in highlighting the issues... The president’s given three very powerful speeches. And I think those have played an important role in elevating the subject. There are some very specific things that he’s done that I think are important: new regulations about retirement accounts that are subject to fiduciary standards. A minor, minor thing you might say, in the scope of things, but it’s taking away billions of dollars and putting it in the pocket of retirees rather than in the banks. It highlights the point that we made in our report “Rewriting the Rules,” that little rules can have huge consequences.

Overall though, I would say that Obama, in the response to the 2008 crisis, relied basically on trickle down economics. He was throwing money at the banks rather than helping homeowners. Rather than a rescue strategy that focused on building the economy up from the bottom. And it didn’t work very well.

Gawker: A question a lot of regular people ask is, why was all that bailout money in the financial crisis directed to the banks, and not directly to the people? Common sense would dictate that money given directly to people would be more effective.

Stiglitz: It would have been. That’s a political question. It’s almost tautological, but: [Obama] listened to bankers. His chief economic adviser, the Secretary of the Treasury, was Tim Geithner, very closely associated with the financial sector, the New York Fed, which had been responsible for the crisis, and spends all of their time talking to the banks. And clearly had not done a good job in regulating the banks. So from the very beginning you might say it was who he chose to give him guidance. That doesn’t answer “why did he choose those people?” I think probably he didn’t have a deep enough understanding of what was going on. As a politician, he’s sensitive to the most vocal voices, who are the major contributors. He got the advice that you ought to pay more attention to homeowners, but didn’t listen.

Gawker: How would you rate the overall response to the financial crisis, six years out now?

Stiglitz: Maybe a B minus. What does that mean? [Obama] makes a big deal of saying he deserves credit for avoiding another Great Depression. I think that’s right, but he can’t be given credit for having restored the economy quickly to robust growth, and the loss of GDP and the mound of human suffering is huge. I’ve done a back of the envelope calculation—the loss of output because of not bringing the economy back to full employment quickly is at least $5 trillion. That’s a big loss.

He might have said “Could it have been done?” I think absolutely it could have been done. Could it have been done politically? That’s a more contentious issue. What we know is he didn’t fight very hard, or at all. And when he got discretion, more of the $700 billion under TARP could have been spent for homeowners. He had a big pocket, a war chest. And he chose to give it to the banks. I think it would have been both politically and economically better if he had given more to homeowners.

Gawker: Do you think the next financial crisis will be handled in a way that you think is better, based on the outcome of the last financial crisis?

Stiglitz: That will depend very much on who’s in the White House and in Congress. I think if we have the present political conjunction, there’s a very serious risk it will be handled worse, because what is necessary is more fiscal policy. Anybody who looks at our roads and our bridges says there is room for spending that would not strain the economy. Anybody that looks at our ability to borrow would say that there’s no risk—we can borrow at a negative real interest rate. So that’s clearly what should be done. But if we had another crisis, it’s likely that Congress, as it’s constituted today, focused on the larger deficit, may be even tighter and less willing to give a stimulus. And it’s unlikely that the Fed would be willing to engage in a magnitude of quantitative easing that would be effective. And even worse, you can’t bring interest rates lower than zero. They’re now zero. So we don’t have another gun. One might say we’re out of ammunition.

Gawker: What do you say to people who are concerned about our national debt level? How do you explain to people the value of economic stimulus?

Stiglitz: There are two ways of trying to explain it. The simplest way is that if we spend that money well, the return is so much greater than the cost of capital that we become wealthier. So it’s not a threat. The other way to think about it is to even ignore the direct benefit—the investment, what you buy with it. Let’s say you spend $100, and there’s a multiplier, say 1.5, you get $150 of GDP. And the interest rate on $100 is a dollar a year, and that $100 is buying an investment. It’s a small price to pay. So the basic point is the cost to society. We know that if you have unemployment and underemployed individuals, you’re wasting resources. So one way to look at it is, it’s a minimal cost to pay for not wasting resources.

Gawker: Is there a red line level of inequality past which you think there will be some sort of tipping point?

Stiglitz: We’re always gonna have some inequality. There is a small enough level of inequality that, while you might worry about it, it doesn’t have a corrosive effect. We’ve reached a level of inequality where it’s unambiguously clear to me and to most observers that it’s interfering with our economic performance. It’s having a corrosive effect on the way our democracy works. It’s having a corrosive effect on the way our society functions. So we’re in the bad regime. We’re facing very large costs.

The other question that you’re asking is, “Is there a tipping point, a dynamic where things get more and more unequal and increasingly hard to pull back?” I would say yes, and what that point is depends on a number of factors, including the political landscape. I believe a lot of inequality is a result of the policies we make. Those policies are a result of political processes. Political processes are affected by the rules that [govern] how money gets translated into politics. So if you have a political system like the US, where money talks more than in Europe, that is going to have a more corrosive effect—a lower tipping point. I try to be optimistic. I wouldn’t be working so hard if I believed we were over that tipping point. There’s some chance we are over it, but there’s some chance that we’re not. The fight right now is to make sure we don’t go further over it.

Gawker: Is it possible to rein it in with our current campaign finance system?

Stiglitz: It’s possible, and difficult. We’ve seen successes in the minimum wage campaign. We’ve seen successes in when the Republicans try to restrict voting rights in Pennsylvania, it backfired and people got so angry that they came out and voted. So every once in a while you see an outpouring of democratic forces.

Gawker: Where would you set the income tax rates, if it was up to you?

Stiglitz: The first order of business should be creating a fair tax system, so that we tax dividends and speculators at the same rate that we tax ordinary income. That would be huge. That’s where I’d begin. Then after that, the second thing for raising more revenue that I’d focus on is environmental taxes. They have the advantage of taxing bad things rather than good things. Everybody agrees you should pollute less, and you can raise revenue by encouraging people to pollute less. A carbon tax. Those are the two places I’d begin. I do think we can sustain a significant increase in [income tax] progressivity. But for the additional sources of revenue, I would begin with those two first...

One of the reasons I’m hesitant to [pick a number for the highest income tax bracket] is because one has to integrate state an local and federal taxes. So if you worry about incentives, it’s not just the federal income tax, it’s that in combination with other taxes. The best studies of what the comprehensive rate, which would be all three of them, would be that we could clearly manage—in the sense of benefits to our equality—at least 70% or 80%, as an integrated rate. Remember during the Eisenhower years we had a 91% federal rate at the top.

Gawker: How do you explain to people the role that Wall Street and big banks play in inequality?

Stiglitz: I think they play three distinct roles. One is the most obvious: that because they pay themselves so well, and the whole variety of reasons why they can get away with that and the sector is not as competitive as it should be, means a lot of inequality at the top is related to excessive compensation and bonuses in the financial sector.

The second thing is that what they do lowers the standard of living of people at the bottom and in the middle. When they engage in predatory lending, they’re stealing money from working people for themselves. So it’s both increasing poverty and moving money from the bottom of the pyramid to the top. But even in other areas, like the market power over debit and credit cards, has the effect of raising prices of all goods in our economy. Even people in the middle are suffering. Even if you don’t succumb to the predatory lending, you’re suffering because of the banks. You’re moving money into the pockets of the guys at the top.

The third way in which the banking sector contributes to inequality is a more general effect that it has on the function of our economic system. It helps encourage short-termism, which in turn leads to lower investments in people. Studies we did at the Roosevelt Institute showed that the financial sector—the standard story is that it brings money from households and gives it to corporations. In the last 10-15 years, it’s been taking money from corporations and giving it to households—to rich people. So it’s been disintermediating, not intermediating.

Gawker: And what are your remedies of choice for this situation?

Stiglitz: What the banking system is supposed to do is give money to new firms to start new businesses rather than engage in speculation. So regulatory reforms would not go far enough. Going further, to make them do what they’re supposed to do, would serve the American economy. One way of thinking about what’s happened since 2008 is that the focus of reform has been stopping the banks from harming the rest of us. It’s a peculiar agenda. Let’s not just focus on their harming us, let’s try to focus also on making them do what they’re supposed to do, on a positive agenda. Let’s make sure they act more competitively. Let’s stop the overcharges on credit cards and debit cards. Let’s stop the predatory lending. And then there are a whole set of reforms on CEO pay that would help curb excesses there.

Gawker: When you talk about fighting against inequality being “enlightened self-interest” for rich people, what do you mean by that?

Stiglitz: There are three levels. I know a lot of people in the 1% who approach the issue very much through a moral point of view. They view that their success was partly a matter of luck, and they should share that success. It’s a deeply felt vision of what a moral economy and world should be. That’s the strongest view of enlightened self-interest, that you look at it not just in a selfish way, but as what kind of society we want.

The second is, what are the conditions that would lead to a better performing market economy? The fundamental problem in the United States is a lack of demand, because ordinary people don’t have any income. And if you redistribute income, you’d probably get a better functioning economy. That’s really the IMF stance.

And the third... is the social unrest... [The rich] are still are aware that there’s such a big divide that if the majority of Americans, the 99%, could get organized, they are at risk. The real battle is to make sure their billions offset the people power.

Gawker: How effective is charity as a tool to fight inequality? Ethical philosophers often focus on the imperative to give money to charity, but is charity a strong enough tool?

Stiglitz: Charity might suffice in a primitive agricultural economy, where the very poor are people who have the bad fortune of not having physical strength, or illness, or some particular misfortune. So it’s not systemic. But when you have systemic problems, they have to be addressed systemically. I do think there’s an important role for charity, and I do think that people engaging in things in a voluntary way in civil society enriches the people, and can be an important way of addressing new experiments. But when it comes to the underlying societal problems... that can’t be done with charity.

Gawker: So when you talk to members of the 1%, what do you tell them to do with their money and resources?

Stiglitz: I tell them first, make sure the way they are making money is not exploiting other people. The second thing is, they should use their wealth or political clout to change the rules—the political sphere is the way we act collectively, to improve our society. So you have to act in the political sphere. Unfortunately, some are acting in the political sphere in ways to make inequality larger. And then third, obviously there are specific innovations where the political sphere is not able to act. Some people get engaged and experiment and try some new way of organizing education. That’s fine—the government might not be able to do such experiments.

Gawker: And what would you tell poor people they can do?

Stiglitz: Again, the political sphere. They need to get engaged. It is totally understandable why so many think the cards are stacked. They voted for Obama, “Change you can believe in,” and they got the same trickle down economics. The banks got help, not poor people losing their homes. So I understand their frustration, I understand their sense of powerlessness. But the fact is they do have power when they act collectively. So I would say first, get engaged. Mobilize politically.

Secondly, it’s really hard to say this, but: educate themselves a little bit better not to be taken advantage of... A lot of the private sector, including banks, make their money by looking for fools and taking advantage of other people. You can say, “Well, they only have themselves to blame, caveat emptor.” But we have an education system that is not designed to help them... They have a responsibility to try to understand that’s what’s happening.

[Photo via AP]

How to Have a Super Intense Squirting Orgasm

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How to Have a Super Intense Squirting Orgasm

It’s official: squirting has become “a thing”. Once considered fringe, many people are now eager to have the novel, intense, next-level orgasmic release that squirting offers. Here’s what you need to know to learn how to squirt or to make your partner squirt.

What Is Squirting, Anyways?

Squirting refers to the expulsion of fluid out of a woman’s urethra during orgasm. That’s the only concrete thing we currently know about it (besides the fact that it feels awesome). Sadly, there aren’t a ton of research dollars dedicated to the science of squirting. Scientists out there, get on this!

If you want to learn how to squirt, you’ll need to enlist the help of your G-spot. The G-spot is hotly debated in its own right, but researchers agree that stroking the anterior wall of the vagina (the front side) will create a unique sensation that can lead to an orgasm. Most people are fixated on the squirting itself, but what makes the experience pleasurable is the fact that it’s accompanied with an intense G-spot-induced orgasm.

The biggest squirting mystery is the identity of the thin, milky fluid that gets released. No one really knows exactly what it is. A recent study claims it’s urine, but the study only had seven participants and about as many problems with its methodology. Other researchers say the fluid is generated from the Skene’s glands, which is the female equivalent of the prostate. The bottom line is: we don’t really know what it’s made of, but does it really matter? As long as the woman is enjoying herself, who the hell cares what’s coming out of her body?

There’s also debate over whether or not all women are capable of squirting. Is squirting like riding a bike, where any able-bodied person can learn with practice? Or is it like being able to touch your tongue with your nose, where some people will just never be able to do it, no matter how hard they try? This is a tough question to answer. Some researchers estimate that only a tiny number of women can squirt, while many sex educators say any woman can learn. Fortunately, the process of attempting to squirt is far more fun than learning to ride a bike, so you’ll enjoy yourself regardless of whether or not you turn into a human geyser.

Prepare Yourself for Squirting Success

The best thing you can do to support your squirting endeavors is exercise your PC muscles, commonly known as your “kegels.”. These muscles wrap around the pelvis, and have been associated with increased chances of reaching orgasm, stronger orgasms, and squirting. You can find your PC muscles the next time you’re urinating. Cut off your flow before your bladder is empty. You’ll probably feel a “pulling up” sensation. Once you’re off the pot, try pulling these muscles up and gently releasing them. Repeat that 30 times daily.http://vitals.lifehacker.com/eight-s-exerci...

Also: any time you’re going to try to squirt, pee immediately beforehand. The type of stimulation you need to squirt often creates a sensation of having to urinate. If you’re confident that your bladder is empty, you’ll be able to relax and enjoy the sensation more. If you’re practicing solo, you can always hang out in the bathtub. If the need to urinate ever feels overwhelming, you can just go ahead and let it rip without having to worry about making a mess. If you’re on the bed, you can put down a towel or two to protect your sheets (you may need to invest in a mattress protector if you discover that you’re a prolific squirter!). But again, there’s no reason to be ashamed!

Open the Floodgates

So you’ve exercised your PC muscles for a few weeks, you’ve emptied your bladder, and now you want to see if you can squirt. Your next step is to find your G-spot. The G-spot is located just a few inches from the vaginal wall. You can use your fingers to locate it. You’re looking for a spongy bundle of tissue that’s roughly the side of a quarter. If you press down on it, you should feel like you have to pee. The G-spot usually responds best to very firm pressure, almost as if you were kneading a knot out of someone’s back.

If you’re on your own, you’re probably going to want to use a toy. It’s pretty hard to reach the anterior wall of your own vagina with your fingers. Even if you’re flexible, your arm is going to be on fire trying to get enough pressure going. The Njoy Pure Wand is my hands-down favorite recommendation. You can also check out the LELO Mona II if you want some vibration with your stimulation. The G-spot is more about pressure than on doing a ton of tricky movements, so try simply rubbing the toy in small circles with a good amount of force.http://afterhours.lifehacker.com/sex-toy-review...

If you’re with a partner, lie on your back and have your partner use a “come hither” motion with their fingers to find your G-spot. Your partner should be in a position that gives them good leverage and is comfortable. Alternatively, they can use a toy on you. Again, focus on small, tight movements with a lot of pressure. And don’t forget the lube!http://afterhours.lifehacker.com/how-to-find-th...

You want to give yourself about 20-30 minutes to reach orgasm. Remember, feeling the urge to pee is normal. You can always get up to use the restroom for some peace of mind, or be unabashed about trying to let go! If it feels like the G-spot isn’t “enough” stimulation, you can try rubbing your clit simultaneously. If you feel yourself starting to near orgasm, focus on pushing down on your PC muscles, releasing, and repeating. Bearing down is important because it will help the fluid actually release from the urethra. These steps might sound a little complex, but it will feel more natural when you’re doing it. It sounds cliche, but try to relax and enjoy yourself, regardless of what happens!

Don’t Pressure Yourself or Your Partner to Squirt

Squirting has become a new (and fetishized) sexual benchmark for a lot of people. It’s great to want to experience another aspect of sexual pleasure, but don’t let that translate to pressuring yourself to squirt or feeling “inadequate” if you don’t. It should go without saying that if you feel pressured to do it, it’s just not going to happen. You have to be relaxed in order to release. Keep in mind that many women who do squirt claim that the squirting isn’t pleasurable in and of itself; it’s the orgasm that accompanies the squirting that feels good. Focus on the pleasure, ladies!

Similarly, don’t put pressure on your partner to squirt. There are far too many people out there who want to make their partners squirt simply because of their own egos. Please don’t make your partner’s involuntary bodily functions serve as an indicator of your superiority. It’s wonderful to feel good about bringing your lady pleasure, but it shouldn’t be conditional on whether or not her urethra looks like a dolphin surfacing for air. All together now: focus on the pleasure!

This post originally stated that urine is sterile, and was updated to reflect that it is indeed not.


Vanessa Marin is a licensed psychotherapist (#78931) specializing in sex therapy. It’s her mission to take the intimidation out of sex therapy and bring the fun back into the bedroom. Have questions about sex? You can reach her at vanessa.marin@lifehacker.com, or at VMTherapy.com.

Title illustration by Jim Cooke.

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Prep School Rape Trial: Friends Testify That Owen Labrie Admitted to Sex With Accuser

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Prep School Rape Trial: Friends Testify That Owen Labrie Admitted to Sex With Accuser

Owen Labrie, a former prefect at the elite St. Paul’s school who stands accused of raping a 15-year-old girl as part of a sex competition, told police in 2014 that he did not have sex with his accuser. Labrie and his attorney J.W. Carney Jr. have maintained this defense during his current trial, noting that Labrie stopped himself from having sex with the girl in a “moment of divine inspiration.”http://gawker.com/elite-boarding...

This week, however, four of Labrie’s friends testified that Labrie did say he had sex with his accuser after the alleged assault. Per NBC News, these fellow students each confirmed that Labrie told them privately about the incident. Business Insider notes that one witness, who was involved in the school’s sex competition called the “Senior Salute,” read Facebook messages confirming this in court. In the messages, Labrie admits to “poking” his accuser:

Witness: I can’t believe you poked her dude ...how’d it go from no to bone?

Labrie: just pulled every trick in the book.

Witness: congrats. I hope it was everything you imagined.

NBC News reports that the accuser testified last week that her encounter with Labrie “quickly became aggressive.” She said, “I was raped. I was violated in so many ways.”

Labrie is expected to testify himself this week.


Photo via AP. Contact the author at allie@gawker.com.

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New Evidence in Favor of Serial's Adnan Syed Could Overturn Murder Conviction

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New Evidence in Favor of Serial's Adnan Syed Could Overturn Murder Conviction

On Monday, a lawyer filed a court motion that, if approved, could undermine the cellphone data used by prosecutors to convict Adnan Syed, the subject of of last year’s Serial podcast, over 15 years ago.

The motion focuses on the fact that, according to Syed’s attorney C. Justin Brown, the Baltimore police ignored the cell phone data’s cover sheet, which clearly stated that incoming call data is not reliable for pinning down the call’s location. And the cellphone data used in Syed’s case was, of course, from an incoming call.

From the appeal:

It is now known, however, that when AT&T provided the cellular tower data to the State, AT&T explicitly warned the State that: “Outgoing cals only are reliable for location status. Any incoming calls will NOT be considered reliable information for location.”... Despite this unambiguous warning, the State presented at trial evidence of incoming calls to determine location and used this to convict Syed. The State then relied on this supposed proof in arguments to the Post-Conviction Court.

The incoming call data was used by prosecutors to argue that Syed was clearly in the Leakin Park area the night police believe murder victim (and Syed’s ex-girlfriend) Hae Min Lee’s body was buried. According to The Baltimore Sun, “the fax cover sheet from AT&T was included in [original defense lawyer Cristina] Gutierrez’s file.” But the attorney simply “failed to act on it.” Just another misstep in a long line of ineffective counsel by Gutierrez, who died in 2004.

The calls originally corroborated Jay Wilds story, who confessed to allegedly helping Syed bury Lee’s body at Leakin park. But if that call data is successfully thrown out, it would mean that Asia McClain, who might provide an alibi for Syed at the reopened hearings, could offer a successful counter argument.

As Brown wrote in the motion, ““If AT&T, the architect and operator of the cell tower network, did not think incoming calls were ‘reliable information for location,’ it is unfathomable that a Baltimore City Circuit Court judge would have allowed an expert opinion ... under this method.”

Syed, who was convicted in 2000 of Lee’s murder, is serving a life sentence.


Contact the author at ashley@gawker.com.

These Former "Students" Say Trump University Was a Scam

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These Former "Students" Say Trump University Was a Scam

Did you know that Donald Trump used to have his own university? Well, “university” is a stretch: The unaccredited program offered courses and seminars on how to do real estate deals in true Trump fashion. But some of Trump’s former “students” are pretty unhappy about the education they received. In fact, some allege it was all a scam.

Trump University was founded in 2005 but had to change its name to the Trump Entrepreneur Initiative in 2010, after the state of New York pointed out that it was misleading for an organization which didn’t hand out degrees to use the word “university” in its name.

By 2011 the New York State Attorney General was investigating Trump U and in 2013 that office filed a $40 million lawsuit claiming that over 5,000 people didn’t get the Trump-branded education in real estate sales that they had paid for. People attended Trump U seminars with the hope of learning how to flip houses. Instead, some say that they were simply pressured into buying education packages for tens of thousands of dollars.

After the New York AG’s office filed its civil suit, Trump promptly filed an ethics complaint—and says Attorney General Eric Schneiderman was just shaking his family down for campaign contributions. Trump and his executives claim that Trump University was completely legit. “At no time did we ever represent that it was a certified institution,” Alan Garten, executive vice president of the Trump Organization told the National Review last month. “It’s not like we were operating in the dark. We were open and notorious. We advertised it quite extensively. People knew exactly what we were doing, including the [state] department of education, and they were fine with it.”

I filed a freedom of information request with the Federal Trade Commission to see what kind of formal complaints have been filed with Trump University over the years. The complaints range from the relatively minor (one woman says she never received a free iPad she’d won at a seminar) to the major (other people claim they gave Trump U over $35,000 with little or nothing to show for it).

The FTC sent me a list with about 35 complaints, though it redacted the names and contact information for most of the people involved. Below are just a handful of the formal complaints filed with the FTC.

The person who paid $35,000 for books

I feel the Donald Trump school scammed good and honest people in believing the school would help them in the Real Estate business. For my $35,000+ all I got was books that I could have gotten from the library that could guide me better then Trump’s class did. I just want my $35,000+ money back. I feel embarrass[ed] and very dumb for falling for Donald Trump so call real estate classes. —- Additional Comments: If I can be refunded my money back, I would appreciate just that, thank you.

The person who realized they could’ve just used Zillow

In November 2008, both through the mail and via the Internet, I was invited to attend a 3-day seminar under the auspices of Trump University, the price of which was $1,495.00. At its conclusion on November 9, much to chagrin of everyone there, we learned that “in order to succeed” we would need to enroll in ”individual coaching” which was billed between $15,000 and $25,000. In fact, attendees were encouraged on 11/8 to call their credit card companies and request an increased credit line to pay for “a substantial purchase.” On 11/9 only 1 participant had agreed to the additional coaching. As a consolation, attendees were told that they could purchase an “Investors’ Software Package” for $2,000, which would give them tremendous advantage over the competition, and allow them to purchase properties in the marketplace before anyone else. I bought this package which arrived some weeks later.

I moved from my residence on 12/15 and did not get Internet connection until 2 months later. While reading the Internet at work I came across a site that intimated that the Trump University was perpetuating a scam by offering these useless packages, which can be had for free by using the website Zillow. After several unsuccessful attempts to reach someone at Trump University I finally found an address for their Fulfillment Center in Phoenix. Because I could not reach anyone, I returned the product, unopened and at my expense, through UPS. I acquiesce that this could be considered the “cost of doing business.” However, it smacks of an underhand deal by luring prospective “students” to your course, charging a course fee of $1,495, skimming over the course content AFTER which attendees were told that unless they purchased additional products (software; individual coaching) they would not succeed.

In fact, the only way to have acquired the various forms and techniques required to make the real estate deal was to purchase the program for between $15,000 and $25,000! I believe that this can be construed as unfair business practice. Furthermore, they were aware that the product was not used because I did NOT purchase the accompanying product offered, which was Internet support for $29.99 per month. I know I am not the only person duped by this scheme and concede that, if a total refund is out of the question, at the very least I should be entitled to a 50% refund.

The person who never got their iPad door prize

I attended a Trump Seminar in Scottsdale, AZ in August of 2010, with my husband. I was the lucky winner of the iPad door prize. They did not have the iPad in hand, so they gave me a name of a contact person at Trump Initiative. I called and never got a response from that particular person, though someone else did contact me. I have been in contact with this person, on and off (mostly off) since August.

I have the emails that we have corresponded back and forth. I have dates of phone calls, but no voice record of the conversations. I am also aware that I am NOT the only winner who has not received their iPad prize. I keep getting the response that they have not recieved their supply from their supplier. I have tried to resolve this issue on my own to no avail. I need assistance. As well as the other recipients. Unfortunately, I do not know who they are except for one. —- Additional Comments: To finally receive the iPad in question. At this point in time, since the new iPad 2 is out, I would like an upgrade for having had to wait so long.

The person who was trying to start over

I got divorced in October of 2008. I came across Trump University’s ad in the newspaper in May 2009. I had been thinking about a way to invest/start a business. The first seminar was free. Information at this seminar made it seem possible that I could invest in real estate.

I paid 1,495.00 to attend a three day seminar, where I would be taught how to invest in real estate. I made a point of telling them from the beginning that I would need someone to walk me through a deal, since, I have multiple sclerosis and had a stroke. I was assured that this would happen. At the second seminar, I learned a bit more, then was asked about my credit cards and savings. At this point, I really believed I could do it. I then, foolishly, “invested” in more classes.

In July 2009, I attended a creative financing seminar in LA. I was told I would get a personal mentor for my first deal. This cost another 2,000.00. I returned home and could not get a hold of my mentor. I finally spoke with him the following April 2010. I am now receiving section 8 housing and living on SSI. When I received my divorce settlement, it was supposed to keep me housed. I don’t understand how they can take my money and not help me get a house...I wanted to depend on me, not my government. Thank you...

The person who signed up for the “Gold Elite” package

I paid for the Trump University “Gold Elite” package. The program completely failed to live up to its promises, and therefore I requested a refund, but have received no refund to date. At the end of their 3-day training (for which we paid an additional sum) we signed up and paid for the “Gold Elite” package for an additional $34,995 based on the promises it would successfully launch our real estate investment business through the specific promised deliverables primarily of the mentorship.

The program as a whole—and especially the mentoring—has been an absolute, utter waste and completely failed to live up to its promises. Promises of mentoring from the Foreclosure training in April of last year included: The trainer (James [redacted]) saying that the mentor will walk us through the first deal to completion. James said specifically, “during the mentorship visit Rick [redacted] will: 1. help walk you through, run numbers and analyze properties, 2. write offers, go to contract on properties; 3. will interview sellers, attorneys, and others; 4. will help you write multiple contracts to purchase several properties at the same time; and 5. will set you up with a lifelong investor plan.

James continued to say that, “90 days after the 3 day visit, there will be a follow up with Rick and James to help make sure it (your first property) gets sold.” Overall, the Trump University program has set us back farther than if we had not had a mentoring at all since it sent us in a wrong direction from which we had to recover and restart. We have had to take on other courses and mentoring to get us going in a productive direction. And it has been extremely costly. After the company failed to give a positive response based on my letters and calls, I have recently engaged an attorney who has also written to them. Trump University failed to respond to his letter within the allotted time. So, so far the complaint remains unresolved..

The person who called it “extremely deceptive”

Prosper Inc. / Trump Institute and its representatives agreed to provide me with a real estate training mentorship to create a real estate investing business that could earn, according to their representatives, up to tens of thousands of dollars monthly income and potentially much more. My enrollment was based around my need to learn every legal facet of real estate investing designed to create a new income stream for me. This was based on the fact that I had no real estate investing background or knowledge of how to navigate this business due to my purely creative background, which all of the Prosper Inc. / Trump Institute representatives were made aware of. Since the beginning of their $9,495 program, I have concluded that Prosper Inc. / Trump Institute representatives misled me consistently, and did not provide what I signed up for.

I have come to the additional conclusion that neurolinguistic programming and high pressure sales tactics based on the psychology of scarcity are used by their representatives to get observers to become participants in their program. This included direct enrollment by their staff with an HSBC/Prosper Learning credit limit for supposed real estate transactions but truly to purchase their program as well as having their staff review interviewees’ financial status during the interview call to assess their investment capabilities, for the Prosper Inc. / Trump Institute program, of course. These are unethical tactics designed to get a large investment from the prospects and then not teach anything of validity. Furthermore, their legal disclaimers do not provide them the leeway to utilize unfair and deceptive business practices at their gain and their students’ peril—students who place their trust in them at a costly price.

It is a highly irresponsible and unlawful on their part as well as extremely deceptive. My final conclusion based on discussions with counsel is that there was a gargantuan amount of misleading, fraudulent, and predatory behavior taking place that suggests legal cause for action. Because of the fact that they comingled the opening of a credit line with HSBC, Prosper Inc., and Trump Institute with high pressure sales tactics, fraudulent claims, gathering of financial information without considering whether or not students could pay back their lines of credit, THEIR LEGAL DISCLAIMER IS NULL AND VOID as this violates state and federal criminal statutes in many ways.

The person who discovered her “mentor” was MIA

Consumer says she paid 1500 for a Real Estate class. Consumer says they also paid 20,000 dollars for a coach plus 30 extra dollars. Consumer says he has not called or contacted her in over a month. Consumer says the coach did nothing. Consumer says she was to get other classes. Consumer says they only offered them another mentor not their money back. Consumer says she found out the mentors was sub contractors and scammers. Consumer says she did not get a two year program so she could learn everything about the real estate business.

Image: 2005 AP Photo/Bebeto Matthew

Jay Z Is Extremely Good at Eating Spaghetti

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Jay Z Is Extremely Good at Eating Spaghetti

This weekend I went to a late dinner and guess what, Jay Z was there. That’s pretty much the whole story, except where I note that—wow—he’s extremely good at eating spaghetti.

You might think his talent lies in music, and you’d be right, but as it turns out, he’s also a consummate professional in the business of eating.

Here’s the story in a nutshell. On Friday night, I went to dinner at a restaurant called Highway in a village on Long Island called Sagaponack. We sat down and a few minutes later, we realized Jay Z was dining at a table nearby. I took a surreptitious picture, after which my friend informed me that she was “mortified” and expressed doubt that we could ever return to the restaurant. Then we placed our orders. That’s where the story should end. But then I saw Jay eating his meal.

I have never seen someone eat so elegantly. He twirled that s’ghetti better than an Italian nobleman. Every bite was the correct size for his mouth. He left zero (0) fingerprints on his wine glass. He did all of this while carrying on a lively conversation with his dinner partner. Honestly, it was like watching a maestro conduct a pasta symphony.

I have never been so simultaneously inspired and ashamed in my whole life. I will never order spaghetti on a first, or even second, date because I know exactly what I look like trying to eat spaghetti. It is not pretty. Jay Z, on the other hand? He was pure class. Pure confidence.

So, how did he do it? I’ll tell you. Here’s how you eat spaghetti like a fucking boss:

  1. Record multiple hit records.
  2. Marry Beyoncé.
  3. Get a reservation at Highway.
  4. Order the pasta. I’m thinking he got the spaghetti with lobster diavola and uni. But hey, if the linguine with clams feels right, get that—I guess.
  5. Acknowledge the waiter as he places the steaming plate in front of you. God you’re such a gentleman.
  6. There’s a table of girls pretending not to watch your every move. Ignore them.
  7. You want to take a bite right? WRONG. Wait. Nothing more elegant than a perfectly timed pause. Okay now go.
  8. Twirl the spaghetti onto your fork.
  9. Now—and this is important—don’t break eye contact with your British friend as you laugh at his joke.
  10. Maintaining eye contact, put the fork in your mouth. Gesture emphatically with your other hand.
  11. Eat the spaghetti. Don’t spill any sauce. If you spill the sauce just fucking quit because I’ve seen Jay Z eat, and honey, you’re no Jay Z.
  12. Put the fork down.
  13. Pick up your wine glass. Oh my god what are you doing—by the stem!! By the stem!!!!
  14. Swirl it and take a sip.
  15. Repeat steps 6-14.

But you know what? You’ll never, ever be as good at eating spaghetti as Jay Z. Honestly, there’s no point in even trying. Get the branzino instead—it was pretty good!


Contact the author at gabrielle@gawker.com.

Even Food Is Distancing Itself From the Fat Jew

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Even Food Is Distancing Itself From the Fat Jew

Sometime this month, the world woke up and discovered it was no longer enamored with the Fat Jew, a collector of other people’s jokes best known for submerging himself in large vats of food. The fallout was quick—he’s already lost a TV development deal with Comedy Central and a gig with Seamless. But things can always get worse, and indeed they have: now even food wants nothing to do with his toxic brand. http://gawker.com/thefatjewish-i...

Josh Ostrovsky, aka the Fat Jew, was set to headline a $150-a-head Ramen party at the NYC Wine & Food Festival in October after the original host, model and noted turkey-hater Chrissy Teigen, had to drop out.

But now there might not even be a food party for him to curate, or whatever we’re calling what he does now—because it turns out, Big Ramen wants nothing to do with the Fat Jew.

Kenji López-Alt, the culinary director of Serious Eats who was helping to organize the event, officially withdrew his support this week after learning organizers were replacing Teigen with Ostrovsky. He explained his distaste in a long essay posted to Facebook:

The Fat Jew is the antithesis of everything I represent in the media world. He unapologetically steals other people’s work, stripping it of the creators’ identities. He is a plagiarist, a thief, a misogynist, and absolutely the wrong choice of co-host for a food event, or really any respectable event. That it comes at a time when there’s huge media backlash against him is even more baffling to me.

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As our conversations went on last week, it became clear that the festival organizers were not backing down on their decision to include him, for reasons that are not 100% clear to me.

I spent a week in conversations with Ed debating whether or not we should continue our involvement with the event. We spent a great deal of time detailing our problems with the choice of cohost to event organizers. I’ve already put in tons of time and effort into it, over 200 tickets were already sold while it was marketed as a Food Lab/SeriousEats event, and more importantly, as an event ostensibly designed to raise money for charity, I grappled with the issues of potentially leaving them in the lurch.

The Fat Jew and the types of people who are OK with promoting someone like him actively hurt the quality of good media. In the end I decided that being involved with him and the event would do more harm than good. I simply cannot see myself sharing the stage and promoting-by-association a man that thrives by stealing the efforts of serious writers and comedians, diminishing their ability to get recognized for their work and earn a living off of producing valuable content.

Later in the post, López-Alt predicted the event would “still go on” and “still be hosted by The Fat Jew”—but it’s not so clear anymore that it will. At least seven restaurants set to participate (Jin, Ivan Ramen, Mu Ramen, Sun Ramen, Yuji Ramen and Bar Chuko) and a sponsor, Sun Noodle, have reportedly pulled out.

Rough stuff! Though to be fair, maybe they don’t need food at all—just show them this horrifying video and probably no one will want to eat ever again.

*If you’re this poor intern, or you know this poor intern, please contact us: tips@gawker.com


Image via Instagram. Contact the author at gabrielle@gawker.com.

WeWork Lays Off Nearly All of Its Office Cleaners After They Move to Unionize

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WeWork Lays Off Nearly All of Its Office Cleaners After They Move to Unionize

Co-working startup WeWork has laid off all but 15 of the 150 people it subcontracted to clean its 17 New York City offices, just a few months after those workers started organizing to join a union. Gothamist reports the workers’ contract with WeWork expired on Sunday, and when they came to work Monday, they discovered they’d been replaced.

WeWork said Monday that it directly hired 70 new cleaners after the subcontractor, Commercial Business Maintenance, terminated its contract (apparently in response to the union organizing effort). But only 15 of the 150 CBM cleaners were hired for those in-house positions—which have better pay and benefits, but are non-union. It’s still looking to fill 25 more jobs. (DNAInfo New York reports the new positions pay $15-18 an hour, which is much more than the $10 an hour the workers were making as subcontractors, but less than the $18-$24 they stood to make as unionized employees.)

Some of the cleaners told Gothamist that when they re-applied for their jobs, they were asked their opinions on unions and “strongly encouraged” to rescind their applications to the Service Employees International Union.

WeWork says it was CBM that dropped the contract, and denies it had any anti-union bias in hiring for the in-house positions:

“Any suggestion that engaging in union activity hurt applicants is patently false. WeWork has interviewed or will interview every CBM employee who applies for one of our new jobs. We hired the best candidates, period.”

Employees in the new jobs also have to speak English, even though it’s often irrelevant to the cleaning tasks they’re being hired to perform. That means many of the CBM employees, who mostly speak Spanish, aren’t eligible to get their jobs back.

One of people laid off from WeWork, 26-year-old Carlos Angulo, told DNAInfo that he and the other cleaners hardly needed English to be effective in their jobs.

“If I talk to the toilet in English it’s not going to answer,” he said. “The printer doesn’t ask me to talk to him in English, the coffee machine [doesn’t either].”

WeWork’s careers page, where the former cleaners’ old jobs are listed, says the company is looking for people who are “authentic,” “tenacious,” and “grateful.”

Guess the employees who tried to unionize to make a living wage just weren’t authentic, tenacious, or grateful enough.

WeWork’s valuation “soared” to $10 billion in June.

[Photo: SEIU 32 BJ]

The Fox News Freakout Over Donald Trump’s Misogyny Is Total Horseshit

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The Fox News Freakout Over Donald Trump’s Misogyny Is Total Horseshit

Virtually everyone at Fox News, from the channel’s contributors all the way to its CEO Roger Ailes, is condemning Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for once again lobbing misogynist insults at Fox anchor Megyn Kelly.

After Trump called Kelly a “bimbo” and suggested she was rapidly aging, Fox personalities quickly came to Kelly’s defense; Ailes himself told Politico that “Donald Trump’s surprise and unprovoked attack on Megyn Kelly during her show last night is as unacceptable as it is disturbing.” The channel’s counter-reaction would be admirable, even understandable, were it not for the fact that Fox News has repeatedly and gleefully peddled sexist attacks on women for years.

This point is fairly easy to illustrate. Last week—before Trump’s latest attack and shortly after he suggested Kelly had been menstruating during the first Fox News debate among GOP presidential contenders—the liberal media watchdog site Media Matters collected 70 examples of Fox News’ endemic sexism in a six-minute video:

One of the more vivid moments, from a 2013 episode of Hannity, features radio host Bill Cunningham telling the television commentator Tamara Holder to “know your role and shut your mouth” while wagging his finger at Holder. This instance was particularly gross because Holder is a paid Fox News contributor, whereas Cunningham is a Tri-State area broadcaster who happens to be friends with Sean Hannity. And Cunningham continued to appear on the channel! Fox News provides men a safe space for publicly subordinating women, including those on Fox’s payroll.

Fox’s reaction to Trump’s comments is disingenuous for another reason: When Trump began attacking Kelly shortly after the first Republican debate in July, Fox executives decided to preserve their relationship with the real estate mogul rather than defend Kelly. As a Fox source told Gabriel Sherman of New York magazine earlier this month:

After Trump told Sean Hannity in a weekend phone call that he was “never doing Fox again,” appeared on four non-Fox public-affairs shows on Sunday, and did interviews with Today and Morning Joe on Monday, Ailes raised the white flag and picked up the phone on Monday morning. “Roger wanted a friendly relationship,” the source explained.

In his most recent statement to Politico, Roger Ailes acknowledged that “Donald Trump rarely apologizes, although in this case, he should.” But remember, Ailes capitulated to Trump even after the candidate implied that Kelly may have been been on her period when she questioned the candidate: “You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes ... Blood coming out of her wherever.” Trump refused to apologize for that comment; in what world would he apologize for calling Kelly a “bimbo”?

As many have noted, Fox News has been an integral part of Trump’s rise within the Republican Party, having lent him profuse amounts of publicity and the institutional support of its most popular hosts. And, as you can see in the highlight reel above, Trump’s most outrageous tendencies just happen to mirror those of Fox News itself. Before Fox News opines on Trump’s sexism toward Megyn Kelly, it might want to ask itself where Trump got the idea that attacking women—at Fox News or otherwise—would not only be tolerated, but rewarded.

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Do Not Disappoint Marc Jacobs

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Do Not Disappoint Marc Jacobs

Designer and Occasional Thirst Trap Marc Jacobs is hosting a party during New York Fashion Week for the release of Gloss, a new book about the work of famed 1970s photographer Chris von Wangenheim. Invitations, which were recently sent out, detailed—in ALL CAPS!— Jacobs’ absurd dress code requirements.

According to an invitation sent to Yahoo Style, this is everything you are allowed to wear to the party:

Do Not Disappoint Marc Jacobs

The sequin soirée will be held at Tunnel. Please do not disappoint Marc Jacobs.

[h/t Yahoo Style; photo via Getty]


Don't Forget the Amazon Warehouse Workers

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Don't Forget the Amazon Warehouse Workers

Last Friday, the ACLU took out a full page ad in the Seattle Times offering to legally represent Amazon employees who were discriminated against by the company. Let’s hope that this is just the beginning.

The ACLU’s appeal sought “Amazon employees who believe they were unlawfully penalized because of their decision to have children, or because they were caring for a sick relative or recovering from an illness of their own.” It was spurred by the big New York Times story on the brutal Amazon workplace culture, which focused on Amazon’s white collar office workers. While their plight is certainly bad in its own way, let us not forget the other enormous portion of the Amazon workforce that has gotten little attention in the wake of the blockbuster story.

Amazon does not just drive its white collar workers to despair with long work hours and callous disregard of humanity. It also employs a huge number of blue collar workers—the people who roam gargantuan warehouses to pick, pack, and ship all of the items that you buy. They not only have their own set of well-documented run ins with inhuman working conditions—when their work is over every day, they have to stand in line and be searched be company guards during time that they are not paid for. As America’s media and political institutions stumble over themselves to condemn the way that Amazon treats its office workers, please spare a thought for the warehouse workers, who put up with the same shit and get paid even less for it.

In the interest of keeping Amazon’s warehouse workers “in the conversation,” we present a couple of stories from our bottomless file of unpublished stories sent to us by Amazon workers. First, another tale of Amazon stealing hours from employees, something that we’ve heard about before. Bolding ours:

I started in January with SMX staffing. I was in the Kindle dept. running tests and diagnostics on returned devices. Prepping them for refurbished sales. My hours were 7:15 - 5:45. After peak season is over in Kindle we get dispersed out into other areas of the warehouse. I was hired directly to Amazon in March. Given 40 hrs of unpaid time off for the quarter. I was originally told I would be leaving Kindle around the first part of April. Didn’t end up leaving until May 1 due to volume of returns. Hours for the rest of the building are 7:00-5:30. I was docked an hour of unpaid time for every time I came in at 7:15 from the beginning of March til May 1. Penalized unknowingly for showing up at my correct start time for 2 months. I was not alone here either, at least 8 others in this boat with me. I was ultimately fired for being in the negative with my unpaid time. When I brought this to h.r. attention they tried to “help” by substituting the upt hours for my paid hours but I didn’t have enough of those either to even it out... ?? I shouldn’t have been penalized period so those hours should just come back, no need for me to cover them at all!! H.R. double talk and slight of hand made it sound good but I’m not stupid. I took my beating with my head up (hated the non Kindle job anyway) but returned to my co-workers to drop some knowledge on them. Our bonuses based on performance are given out according to our attendance. By taking the 15 minute- 1 hr penalty on all people in my same situation at least 4 people were cheated out of around 300$. They were told nothing could be done, it was our responsibility to keep track of these things. So among everything else we are expected to do H.R.s’ job also!! Ridiculous. They bring in about 50 new temp hires daily making it very clear every blue badge is expendable. Another quick example: power went out one day and the entire building was released 10 minutes early with the promise of no penalty- voluntary time off would cover it. A month later I found out everyone in the building was docked for the whole hour that day!! After seeing this was not confined to my building I had to share. I wouldn’t buy Amazon for this reason and a few others. Disgruntled employees tend to throw merchandise around. Lack of proper training leads to defective product continuously being resold. I shouldn’t be and I’m not surprised but I still hate to see these juggernauts continuously tread on the lower middle class.

And another story from a happy Amazon employee:

I want to tell someone about my employment experience at an Amazon.com warehouse in Carlisle PA. There is really a lot of things messed up with this place and the situations I encountered over the three year stint was a huge shit sandwich. I worked at this facility from March of 2011 to my quitting in January of this year. Of course I started out with SMX staffing agency until hired on as a “blue badge” (Amazon employee) in August of 2011. There is so much to tell I don’t know how much you want to hear because I could write a book about my experience. Could you imagine that?? A book about the horrors of Amazon.com employment! Get your copy today with free shipping at Amazon.com!!!!! That would piss off Herr Bezos, the greedy little bastard. As you can sense, I can’t stand the little prick. I even wrote him an email of complaint about the managers on my shift. That’ll teach him to expose his email for all to have. Didn’t serve too much justice, but hell the regional H.R. manager flew in from the Midwest just to talk to little ole me. So, I will give you some things to read, if you find it boring I am sure that you will tell me not to waste any more time. But if you find it interesting let me know. And by the way, anyone who sends emails and messages defending Amazon as a “great place to work” is someone from the inside getting paid to shoot down negative reviews and tries to color in a few blue skies within the walls of hell...

They hire any warm body off the street and if they possess a driver’s license, they are trained to drive PIT. (power industrial trucks) Which is scary because most of them never drove a forklift of any means and are put into the main artery of traffic in the warehouse. New hires get limited training and some are very scared of the machines. Not to mention the pressure to reach a rate so you can keep your job. This intimidation tactic for productivity creates a ton of accidents in the racks. After you reach a comfort zone, no one gives a shit about safety. “I gotta make rate to keep my job”!

The main thing I learned here is you don’t get any further after about three years in this environment. If.....you even make it that far. After three years, NO more raises. PERIOD. The only way to earn a little bit more is to kiss ultimate ass and become an Amazon zombie. Which means you lose your personality and become an official asshole. You lose all respect of the once friends you had and enjoy your new corporate Amazon propaganda filled heads. I like the banner they have raised inside the entrance of the building. Work Hard, Have Fun, Make History. What a crock of shit. I’d like to say “Hey Bezos, does this look familiar, Arbeit macht frei”?...If someone is looking for a solid respectful job, my advice is don’t waste three years of your life making someone extremely rich when you can succeed somewhere else with a decent company.

If you’re an Amazon employee who wants to share your story, email me.

[Photo: AP]

Tropical Storm Erika Could Either Threaten the U.S. Next Week or Fall Apart into Nothing

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Tropical Storm Erika Could Either Threaten the U.S. Next Week or Fall Apart into Nothing

Social media is buzzing this afternoon over the possibility that Tropical Storm Erika could strengthen into a hurricane and threaten the U.S. East Coast next week. However, the forecast is far from certain, and the storm could either make landfall or fall apart or swerve out to sea. Predicting the future is hard, and Tropical Storm Erika represents one of those frustrating limits of weather forecasting.

This forecast is a low-confidence, everything-is-possible extravaganza that relies completely on how well the storm is able to strengthen and maintain its organization in the next few days, so we have to wait and see what it does to get a better idea of what it will do from that point on. Frustrating!, I know, especially if you live near the coast.

Here’s what we know right now.

Erika’s Struggling

Tropical Storm Erika Could Either Threaten the U.S. Next Week or Fall Apart into Nothing

(If you’re on mobile, the animated satellite loop above is 3.93 MB.)

After days of menacing and teetering on the edge of formation, the National Hurricane Center pulled the trigger at 11 o’clock last night and declared a swirling mass of clouds far east of the Caribbean a tropical storm. This afternoon, it’s...not looking all that good!

Nonetheless, the latest advisory from the NHC shows the storm hauling west at 20 MPH (that’s pretty fast) with a small area of marginal tropical storm force winds—up to 40 MPH—in the patch of thunderstorms near the center. Despite its current appearance, the NHC (and several models) expect the storm to slowly get its act together over the next few days, gradually increasing in strength as it draws closer to the Leeward Islands, the northern part of which are under a tropical storm watch right now.

The above animation shows an exposed low-level center of circulation, with all of the convection to the south of Erika’s swirl. Healthy storms do not look like that. Storms need convection completely surrounding their circulation in order to maintain organization and grow in strength. If the dry air wins and those storms fall apart, Erika’s done. It is an ex-storm. Bereft of life, it rests in peace.

Tropical Storm Erika Could Either Threaten the U.S. Next Week or Fall Apart into Nothing

Erika is moving into a layer of dry, dusty air that blew off the Sahara a few days ago, which is even worse news for a storm that’s hanging on by a thread. Given its current state, I’m not too confident that we’re still going to have a Tropical Storm Erika by this time tomorrow—let alone by this weekend—but I defer to the experts on that call. It could very well start getting its act together and become something that makes us nervous.

Strength Is Everything

Tropical Storm Erika Could Either Threaten the U.S. Next Week or Fall Apart into Nothing

This graphic is called a spaghetti model, or a compilation of dozens of runs of different weather models that predict where Erika’s center of circulation will go over the next five days. The resulting mess of tracks looks like spaghetti, giving us a really good idea at how much agreement (or lack thereof) there is between the different weather models. A wide spread indicates low confidence and diverging solutions, while tightly-packed lines shows general model agreement and higher confidence in its track.

If Erika survives, it looks pretty certain that it’s going to head toward the west-northwest, but after that, its future is uncertain.

The bad news is that Erika’s ultimate track directly relates to its strength. Remember the tropical storm that was supposed to turn into a hurricane and threaten Hawaii this week? That forecast banked on Tropical Storm Kilo turning into a hurricane, which would have then caught the steering currents and curved northeast into the western part of the island chain. Kilo struggled—much like Erika is right now—and it never gathered the deep thunderstorm activity necessary to embed itself in the wind currents it needed to head toward Hawaii.

The depth and strength of a tropical cyclone is key to where it goes. A weaker storm with smaller, less-intense thunderstorms around its core will be steered by low-level winds. A stronger tropical storm or hurricane with thick, deep, intense thunderstorms surrounding its eye will be steered by winds in the middle and upper levels of the atmosphere.

If Erika manages to strengthen and become a formidable storm in the coming days—as many models say it will, despite its current appearance—we’ll see it roughly follow the track delineated by the National Hurricane Center’s latest forecast. A stronger Erika will be steered by a deeper layer of winds in the atmosphere, which would generally drive it toward the Bahamas. A significantly weaker Erika—a solution supported by the GFS and European models—will get caught in the flow closer to the surface, taking it on a more westerly track, possibly over the Greater Antilles, where it would probably encounter the same fate as now-dead Danny.

This forecast will be a nail-biter until we can get a better idea of what it will do. Social media is currently flooded with computer models showing an enormous hurricane threatening the southeastern United States early next week. That’s a distinct possibility, sure!, but it’s also just as possible that Erika will fall apart, turn out to sea, turn west into the Greater Antilles, or cross into the Gulf of Mexico.

Prepare Now, Just in Case

All options are on the table at this point. It’s going to be something we have to watch like a hawk, and this forecast should be a little unsettling for you to see if you live along the U.S. East Coast. It’s late August. We’re entering the climatological peak of hurricane season, so this is the kind of thing we fully expect to happen, even in an El Niño year.

If you live anywhere near the coast—from Texas to Maine—you should already have a plan and supplies in place in the event of a tropical storm or hurricane. If you don’t have a plan, make one and gather supplies. It’s better to be prepared than caught off-guard.

You should have enough non-perishable food, water, batteries, flashlights, cash, prescription medication, first aid supplies, gas in the car, and hand sanitizer/hand wipes to last you at least a week. Having cash on hand is especially important—debit and credit cards are useless if the power and telephone/internet go out. If you live in an evacuation zone, start thinking about where you’ll go if you’re told you need to leave.

Full advisories from the National Hurricane Center come out every six hours— at 5:00 and 11:00 AM/PM Eastern Time—with position/intensity updates every three hours as long as there are watches and warnings in effect.

[Images: author, NOAA, NASA, WeatherBELL | This post was updated to reflect the 5:00 PM advisory from the National Hurricane Center.]


Email: dennis.mersereau@gawker.com | Twitter: @wxdam

If you enjoy The Vane, then you’ll love my upcoming book, The Extreme Weather Survival Manual, which comes out on October 6 and is now available for pre-order on Amazon.

Report: Joe Biden’s Son Hunter’s Email Linked to Ashley Madison Account

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Report: Joe Biden’s Son Hunter’s Email Linked to Ashley Madison Account

An email account belonging to Hunter Biden was used to register an account on the extramarital affair website Ashley Madison, according to a report on Breitbart News.

Breitbart, which last week published a deeply-flawed and racist hit piece on black activist Shaun King, claims an account with the the name “Robert Biden” was registered on the adultery website using an email address belonging to Biden. The account, allegedly discovered in the recent dump of Madison information, reportedly has Biden’s correct birth day—February 4—but lists his year of birth as 1980 (Biden was born in 1970). Below, via Breitbart, is a screenshot of the account’s information that, among other things, reveals that the purported Biden was seeking relationships where “Anything goes.”

Report: Joe Biden’s Son Hunter’s Email Linked to Ashley Madison Account

While Biden acknowledged to Breitbart that the email address belongs to him, he’s denied registering the Ashley Madison account.

“I am certain that the account in question is not mine,” he said in a statement. “This account was clearly set up by someone else without my knowledge and I first learned about the account in question from the media.”

“This is, unfortunately, not the first time that someone has used my name and identity to try to discredit me,” he added. “From my understanding through press accounts, it is very easy to set up an account without someone’s knowledge as there is no requirement that an email address be verified and I am certain that is what happened in this case.”

Biden’s camp suggested to Breitbart that Hunters’s political enemies may have made the account, perhaps as retaliation for his appointment last year to the board of a Ukraine-owned gas company. From Breitbart:

Representatives for Hunter Biden told Breitbart News on background that he was the victim of concerted efforts by international enemies to get at his personal information. Biden’s Twitter account was hacked and his email account may also have been hacked. The representatives stopped short of confirming that the Russians were behind these smear efforts, and wouldn’t confirm exactly who did it.

A Biden rep also told People that the IP used to create the account is from Jacksonville, Florida, and that last year someone set up a fake company under Hunter’s name in the UK.

If the account does belong to Biden, it would be the second time in the past year he’s made headlines for illicit activity; last October, news broke that the 45-year-old lawyer had been discharged from the Navy Reserve in 2013 after testing positive for cocaine.

Correction 8:03 pm: Biden received an administrative discharge, not a dishonorable one as earlier stated.


Image via AP. Contact the author at taylor@gawker.com.

500 Days of Kristin, Day 212: Get a Queue

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500 Days of Kristin, Day 212: Get a Queue

In a new (free to access) post on the Official Kristin Cavallari App for iPhone and Android, Kristin recommends another hot trend for fall: “menswear.” (Previously, she recommended “jeans.”)

In the post, titled “Menswear Trends by Kristin Cavallari,” Kristin introduces “the concept of gender neutral” to the world:

The division between menswear and womenswear is becoming increasingly blurred, and the concept of gender neutral is becoming the norm.

She then admits what LC painfully discovered so many years ago: she loves to flirt.

I love flirting with men’s fashion in my day-to-day style, the simplicity of mens fashion is attractive.

Finally, Kristin adds one more thing:

From jackets to pants, I take style queues from the guys sometimes.

Take that queue and point it towards Barnes & Noble, because Kristin’s book hits shelves in 288 days.


This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

[Photo via Getty]

The Summer Movies Of 2015: What Worked and What Didn't

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The Summer Movies Of 2015: What Worked and What Didn't

Summer movie season is based on the premise that filmmakers know what the public wants. Big production budgets feed into big marketing campaigns feed into blockbuster success—unless they don’t, through some failure of hit-movie theory or practice. The 2015 season produced some notable surprises (Mad Max) along with some huge letdowns (Terminator, Fantastic Four). What can we learn from the results? Here’s what worked, and what didn’t, in the summer of 2015.

The Summer Movies Of 2015: What Worked and What Didn't

What worked: The female badass

Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road, Ilsa Faust in Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation, Susan Cooper in Spy, Casey Newton in Tomorrowland—this summer marked the debut of a slew of awesome, powerful, female action leads. (Sure, all those movies were directed by men, but it’s a start.) In Furiosa, you had a strong-willed, incredibly resourceful woman who lives without fear. Ilsa Faust is every bit the spy Tom Cruise’s Ethan Hunt is, but with a delicious moral ambiguity added. Susan Cooper may have looked stupid in the trailers, but if you saw Spy, she easily dominates Jason Statham and Jude Law. Then there’s Casey Newton, a true genius who puts herself at danger to save the human race.

Not only did each one of these characters outshine her male counterparts, but Furiosa and Ilsa are probably the two best characters in any movie all summer. They’re way more memorable than Chris Pratt’s Owen Grady in Jurassic World or James Spader’s Ultron in Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Tomorrowland aside, those movies were hits too. And it was a good summer for female characters outside of genre films. Amy Schumer’s Trainwreck grossed $100 million, and Pitch Perfect 2 almost doubled that, with Elizabeth Banks directing. Though we’re still a long way away from gender equality either behind the camera or in front of it, the summer of 2015 was a step in the right direction.

But is Hollywood aware this worked? Maybe. Next year we’ll meet Wonder Woman in Batman v Superman, several recast X-Men like Storm and Jean Grey, as well as see a full female team of Ghostbusters. It’s a promising next step, especially considering the films that would react to this year’s successful heroines haven’t been made yet.

The Summer Movies Of 2015: What Worked and What Didn't

What didn’t work: High heels

Probably the biggest controversy this summer was over high heels. In Colin Trevorrow’s Jurassic World, the lead character of Claire wears heels throughout the entire movie, despite how much running and jumping she has to do. It was the perfect example of how the film either consciously or subconsciously disrespected the ladies. (The unnecessary, brutal death of a secondary character was a lesser example.) Compare that to Mission: Impossible Rogue Nation where Christopher McQuarrie specifically puts in a shot where Ilsa takes off her heels. McQuarrie had no idea of that the high heel controversy of Jurassic World would be a thing when he was filming, but it’s a prime example of how these days, the smallest things can have the biggest impact.

The Summer Movies Of 2015: What Worked and What Didn't

What worked: Animated family films

After Jurassic World and Avengers: Age of Ultron, the two biggest films of the summer were the animated family films Inside Out and Minions. That shouldn’t surprise anyone. Animated films are an automatic choice for families looking to bring kids to the movies. As Inside Out and Minions were the only two wide-release animated films released this summer, big box office was inevitable.

But the sheer scale of the success in 2015 was something new. Never have two animated movies both grossed over $300 million domestically in the same summer. (And it’s only happened in the same year once before—2013, with Frozen and Despicable Me 2.) Historically, we used to see three or four big animated films per summer, but 2013 produced six, and most of them underperformed, leading to thin rosters last year and this one. Looking ahead, 2016 is scheduled to have three, along with bunch of likely PG- or G-rated live-action stuff. By 2017, we’re already slated to be back to six.

The Summer Movies Of 2015: What Worked and What Didn't

What didn’t work: Superhero movies

The summer of 2015 was a transitional season for superhero movies. It featured three movies—Avengers: Age of Ultron, Ant-Man and Fantastic Four—that ran the gamut of financial success but all shared one thing in common: They didn’t elicit the kind of response their predecessors did.

This ought to give the industry pause. Let’s start with Avengers: Age of Ultron. It obviously made a ton of money (it was the second highest grossing film of the summer, in fact) but did it have the same wow factor as the first Avengers movie? Did fans have the same unabashed passion? I’d argue no. Audiences turned up and enjoyed it, but very few came back multiple times the way they did for The Avengers.

Ant-Man, like the first Iron Man or Guardians of the Galaxy, showed that Marvel Studios could launch a seeming minor character with critical and financial success. In the larger scheme of things, though, Ant-Man will end up being one of their lowest grossing films yet. Maybe that’s because the character is obscure—or maybe, it’s because fans are over the standard origin-story structure that this film brings back. But either way, the film didn’t connect on a larger scale, like Iron Man or Guardians. Where are the Ant-Ony memes and dolls like there were for Rocket and Groot?

Then there was the reboot of Fantastic Four, a huge disappointment financially and especially with critics. Rumor was, if this had been a hit, Fox planned to work on its own connected Marvel universe, bringing the X-Men and Fantastic Four together in a mega-crossover.

This summer of apathy couldn’t have come at a more awkward time for the genre. In 2014, both Marvel and DC announced plans to release 10 new superhero movies films apiece over four years, starting in 2016. (Read more about Marvel’s and DC’s plans at those links).

So next year, Marvel Studios launches Phase 3 of its cinematic universe in May with Captain America: Civil War, followed by Doctor Strange in November; DC starts building its own shared universe with Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice in March and Suicide Squad in August. Fox, meanwhile, has scheduled two X-Men films: Apocalypse in May and Deadpool in February.

With 20 films coming from Marvel and DC, plus the Fox allotment, there’s certainly room for a disappointment here and there. But nobody wants to start their four-year plan with a letdown. Civil War and Batman v Superman undoubtedly are being made on the presumption of huge success, which means huge risk.

If smaller movies like Doctor Strange or Deadpool don’t deliver, the superhero genre will probably be OK. But if Batman v Superman isn’t a ginormous hit, it could mean some rethinking. It could mean James Wan’s Aquaman doesn’t happen or Ezra Miller never gets to play The Flash. Those films have enough pressure already—which is only compounded by this summer’s superhero films being met with relative apathy.

The Summer Movies Of 2015: What Worked and What Didn't

What worked: International audiences

This is becoming something that works all the time in Hollywood. For most of the films released this summer, there was a remarkable gap between domestic and international box office results.

Inside Out ($342 million) beat Minions ($320 million) domestically but Minions ($670 million) absolutely dominated Inside out ($348 million) internationally. (Minions made nearly $1 billion on a $74 million budget, the kind of ROI studios dream about.) Terminator Genisys won’t break $100 million domestically, but it may well break $400 million internationally. Neither Pixels nor Tomorrowland broke $100 million domestically, but easily did so internationally. And Furious 7, which did a gangbusters $350 million domestic, grossed four times that internationally.

So what’s the disconnect here? In the case of Minions, it’s because those characters transcend language. The whole movie features the main characters talking in gibberish, meaning the story is understandable in every language. Meanwhile, the psychological insights of Inside Out might not translate as easily.

As for the other movies, the consensus is the rest of the world doesn’t get as much spectacle in their theaters as America does. So when something big and boisterous comes out, the world devours it: Jurassic World grossed $640 million domestically, but a staggering $980 million internationally. Quality helps, but these audiences are starved for blockbusters. That means sometimes, the filmmakers and executives can cut corners because they know the movie will make money overseas.

The Summer Movies Of 2015: What Worked and What Didn't

What didn’t need to work: Coherent plots

Sadly, when fans go to the movies these days, they don’t expect everything to match up. They don’t wonder why the D-Rex video monitors don’t record in Jurassic World. Why The Rock steals a helicopter that could save hundreds just to save his own family in San Andreas. How The Terminator can travel through time in 1984, but others can’t do it 30 years later. Or why Scarlett Overkill immediately trusts the Minions with such a big mission. You just buy it, and move on.

A coherent plot has never been necessary for a big hit (example: all the Transformers movies), but it feels like the summer of 2015 rewarded just-go-with-it plotting even more than usual. Jurassic World, an average script at best, was a beast. Minions, which rewards zany humor over common sense, another big hit. Avengers: Age of Ultron, a script that’s so stuffed with plot it’s hard to figure out, was another hit. Furious 7 features four cars falling out of a plane and landing without an issue. That’s not even something NASA can do.

The Summer Movies Of 2015: What Worked and What Didn't

What worked, unless it didn’t: Nostalgia for old hits

The biggest hit of the summer, and likely the year, was Jurassic World. Director Colin Trevorrow more or less took the structure of the original Jurassic Park, put new characters in it, added in a bunch of references and a hybrid dinosaur, and the movie exploded. On paper, that’s what the filmmakers behind Terminator Genisys did too. Took the ideas of the successful original films, spun them around a bit, added characters new, old and voila. Somehow, though, adopting the tried and true formula worked in one case, but not the other.

The most obvious reason why would be to look at the plot of each movie. Jurassic World is incredibly simple to follow. It’s more or less a long chase movie with clearly defined good guys and bad guys. Genisys involves time travel, multiple timelines and several villains whose powers are hard to quantify. No wonder one was successful and the other wasn’t.

But history tells us that’s almost too simple an explanation. Terminator 2 piled as many complications on top of the original Terminator as Genisys did to T2. The unloved Jurassic Park 3 treated the first movie much the same. How come updating the formula worked for Terminator in 1992 but not 2015, and for Jurassic not in 2001 but in 2015?

The answer is both definable and undefinable. Jurassic World feels like the original film, in a way that Terminator Genisys doesn’t. Jurassic’s references, visual cues and music are in there to replicate the sensation of the original movie. The result is that the nostalgia is relaxed, always hanging on the edge of the frame, and only sometimes jumping to the forefront. Genisys is way more in your face. Remember this specific scene from the first Terminator? How about this specific plot point or this minor character from Terminator 2? It was jarring to watch because it looked, but didn’t feel, like a Terminator movie.

The Summer Movies Of 2015: What Worked and What Didn't

What didn’t work: Nostalgia for nothing in particular

Tomorrowland, directed by Brad Bird, was one of the most fascinating films of the summer. On paper, it had everything going for it. Stellar cast, crew, idea, trailers, the big Disney machine and more. But when it was released, it struggled, and ultimately cost the studios hundreds of millions of dollars.

Obviously, something didn’t work. The film tries to be a fun action film with a strong sense of nostalgia, but misses on both notes. As an adventure movie, it fails by not providing as much escapism and wonder as promised. And as a trip down memory lane, its jet-packs-and-robots vision links back to an antique futurism, without referencing any specific classic story or property. Older adults might have felt connected to the 1950s or ‘60s view of the future, but kids already live in the world these characters are dreaming about.

Contact the author at germain@io9.com. Top image: Art by Sam Woolley.

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