Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck's Ex-Nanny Loves All of the Attention

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s ex-nanny might or might not (or might) be the primary reason that the couple split. Who knows why they split? Maybe it was the memories of making Daredevil! What everyone does know: the ex-nanny is surely evil because she loves all of the attention she’s been getting. Page Six notes that ever since paparazzi have been camped out in her front yard, Christine Ouzounian has been putting on makeup and brushing her hair. She also hired a “crisis pr firm” and treated the “paparazzi to a saucy wave and a smile as bright as her chandelier earrings.” She’s clearly no Maria von Trapp. [Page Six]

Wait, Jenny McCarthy and Melissa McCarthy are cousins? Jenny McCarthy shared this photo of the two with the caption “Me, my sis and my cousin Melissa. 102 degrees at the zoo, not happy campers. #tbt.” Remember when Jenny McCarthy was just the whacky sidekick on MTV, before she married Jim Carrey and had opinions about medicine? Sigh, the simpler days #tbt. [US]

RIP “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. I’ll always consider the photo I have of you and me one of my greatest childhood treasures. [E!]

• Charlize Theron has adopted a baby girl. [TMZ]
  
• Naomi Campbell has been sentenced to six months after assaulting an Italian paparazzo. [Page Six]
  
• Caitlyn Jenner has been nominated for a Teen Choice Award in a category the kids call “Social Media Queen.” [Gossip Cop]
  
• Luke Perry won’t be watching Lifetime’s Unauthorized Beverly Hills, 90210 because of some misplaced pride. I’ll watch it for him. [E!]
  
• Here’s a photograph of Gordon Ramsay without his shirt on. You’re welcome. [Just Jared]
  
• Please stop Chrissy Teigen. [Us]

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