Mad Men star Jon Hamm is furious about being treated like a walking wang.
"They're called 'privates' for a reason," Hamm tells Rolling Stone in an interview for his first solo cover story.
Hamm's hogg was recently in the headlines for distracting staffers on the set of his AMC show.
"The season takes place in the 1960s, where the pants are very tight and leave little to the imagination," an AMC mole told the Daily News. "John's impressive anatomy is so distracting that they politely insisted on underwear."
"I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake. Lay off," Hamm fires back in his Rolling Stone sitdown. "I mean, it's not like I'm a fucking lead miner. There are harder jobs in the world. But when people feel the freedom to create Tumblr accounts about my cock, I feel like that wasn't part of the deal."
Still, even Hamm can appreciate that there are worse things in the world than having a large penis.
"Whatever," he says. "I guess it's better than being called out for the opposite."
[image via Rolling Stone]