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Buzz Bissinger's Midlife Sex Crisis Metastasized Into a $600,000 Shopping...
Buzz Bissinger is having a sexual midlife crisis. The Pulitzer Prize-winning author of Friday Night Lights stopped having sex with his wife "several years ago," he writes, and "began to wonder about...
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Is This the Most Improvident Tattoo Ever Etched on Human Skin? (NSFW)
Was this young lady drunk? Temporarily deranged? Did she lose a bet? Was the tattoo artist best friends with an ex-boyfriend on whom she cheated numerous times? These are just some of the theories...
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Supreme Court Looks Ready to Take a Pass on a Constitutional Right to Gay...
The hottest ticket in DC today was a seat in the Supreme Court, where the justices heard oral arguments in the first of two days of hearings concerning same-sex marriage. The first case up was...
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Jared Leto Claims Crazed Fan Sent Him Severed Ear as a Gift, Posts Photo of...
During an interview with British radio station Xfm, actor/singer/heartthrob Jared Leto was asked about some of the weirder gifts he's received from fans over the years. Without batting an earlobe,...
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Google Made Sweden Delete the Word ‘Ungoogleable’ from Its Language
Every December, the Swedish Language Council (a government-funded group that regulates the Swedish language) releases a list of new words that have entered everyday speech but do not appear in any...
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Though Consumption May Decline, America Won't Give Up on You Yet, Brave Sodas
Your annual update on The Decline And Fall of the Soda Empire: American soda (meaning "Coke," for people who talk regular) consumption was down by 1.2% in 2012—AFTER BEING DOWN BY 1% THE YEAR BEFORE...
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Justin Bieber's Neighbor Files Police Report Claiming Justin Bieber Maybe...
Angry jellybean Justin Bieber is being investigated for battery after a neighbor told police the popstar got physical with him during an argument Tuesday morning, according to TMZ. The website claims...
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That Esquire Story About The SEAL Who Killed Osama Bin Laden Is "Complete...
Last month Esquire reporter Phil Bronstein scored a major scoop: An exclusive story about the "man who shot and killed bin Laden." The piece was a powerfully written profile of the anonymous member of...
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This Guy Allegedly Assaulted His Roommate for Drawing Dicks on His Face, Was...
Everybody knows the rules of binge drinking and bro-habitating: When you pass out anywhere beside your bed after a night of beer bongs and body shots and yelling at sports, you are fair game for a...
View ArticleCan We Please All Make a Pact to Watch Ryan Lochte's Completely Bananas...
Have you ever watched a movie in which an inanimate object comes to life or a human being switches bodies with an animal and thought to yourself "I wonder what it would be like if that actually...
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Game of Thrones Actor's Ear Bitten Off During Brutal Attack
British actor Clive Mantle, best known stateside for playing Greatjon Umber on HBO's Game of Thrones, was brutally attacked by two men outside a hotel early Sunday morning in Newcastle, England. The...
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Judge Judy's Son Accused of Aiding Alleged Child Rapist in Juvenile War of...
Judge Judy is the hissing 70-year-old arbitrator atop the long-running TV show of the same name. Her son, on the other hand, is still a real lawyer, and he's currently embroiled in a very public...
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New York Teenager Celebrating 18th Birthday Struck and Killed Crossing Subway...
Early Tuesday evening, a teenager celebrating his 18th birthday was hit and killed by subway train on Manhattan's Upper West Side as he and his two friends attempted to cross the tracks. One friend...
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Terrifying Footage of Man Swallowed by Four-Story Sinkhole Captured on Camera
A massive sinkhole apparently brought on by heavy rain opened up in Shezhen, China, swallowing a security guard alive and causing nearby residents to evacuate. Yang Jiabin, 25, was walking in the...
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Nightmare Scenario Comes True for Disabled Man Stuck on Broken 'It's A Small...
Jose Martinez's lawyer says it took the quadriplegic man three hours to medically stabilize after he was left stranded on Disneyland's infamous "It's A Small World" ride, with the ride's equally...
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Petraeus Apologizes for Having an Affair that Led to His Resignation from CIA...
In his first public speech since he stepped down, former CIA director David Petraeus apologized for the extramarital affair that led to his departure. "I regret—and apologize for—the circumstances...
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Jon Hamm: 'Lay Off My Cock'
Mad Men star Jon Hamm is furious about being treated like a walking wang. "They're called 'privates' for a reason," Hamm tells Rolling Stone in an interview for his first solo cover story. Hamm's hogg...
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In Annual Ritual, Some College Newspaper's Sex Issue Causes Scandal
Spring is in the air. The birds are birding. The bees are abuzz. And somewhere out in America's dusty far reaches, a red-faced college administrator is trying to censor a rather tame "Sex Issue" of a...
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What's That Now? Lincoln, Nebraska is the Best City in All of America for...
According to a Gallup poll, the city with the best well-being in all of America is Lincoln, Nebraska. With a proud composite score of 72.8 on Gallup's well-being index, Lincoln beat out the perhaps...
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Coolest Coworkers Ever Share $1 Million Windfall With Only Employee Who Opted...
When Jennifer Maldonado opted out of her office's lottery pool, she figured it was no big deal. Turns out, she was off by about $1 million. Having just started working as an administrative assistant...
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