There’s an old adage that goes something like, “You lie with prisoners, you get jail time,” and guess what—it’s true: just ask Joyce “Tillie” Mitchell, who was just sentenced for her role in busting two convicts out of prison this summer.
So what will allegedly sleeping with two convicted murderers before helping them escape cost you, in years? According to Tillie’s plea deal, anywhere from 2 1/3 to 7 years behind bars.
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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: love is a prison and—unlike in real life—you cannot escape its savage clutches by seducing your heart’s warden, painting her portrait like one of your French girls, and promising to murder her husband before starting a new life together Mexico. All you can do is serve your time and hope for the best plea deal your court-appointed attorney can negotiate.
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Bon chance, Tillie girl.
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