Sometimes you have to wonder why kids these days are so fucked up. You know who I blame? I'll tell you: I blame the parents. Where do you think kids learned how to be fucked up? From you, okay? They learned it by watching you.
Here's a new survey about "texting while driving," a dangerous behavior that can result in horribly tragicomic obituaries. It's the kind of downright stupid thing that teenagers do. Right? Right? You, adults—look me in the eye when I'm speaking to you. You would never do something so dumb... right?
HERE ARE SOME VERY INTERESTING RESULTS SHOWING THE PERCENTAGE OF EACH GROUP THAT ADMITS TO TEXTING WHILE DRIVING:
Teens: 43%
Adults: 49%
I'm not even mad at you, adults. I'm just disappointed. I guess you'll have to learn your lesson the hard way. (Your own violent death.)
[USA Today. Photo: Shutterstock]