Royal boobs, sex tapes, tragedies, gay rights, creepy stories about the underbelly of the internet, Jay-Z being sweet to an old lady: this is how we made the dog hug the cow. Here's to 2013.
These Topless Photos of Kate Middleton Put Us at Two for Three on Royal Nudie Pic Scandals [NSFW]
French magazine Closer just published some photos of Kate Middleton sunbathing topless while "staying at the French chateau of the Queen's nephew, Lord Linley - making it now two royal nudie picture scandals in three weeks. More »
I Am Adam Lanza's Mother
I live with a son who is mentally ill. I love my son. But he terrifies me. More »
Even for a Minute, Watching Hulk Hogan Have Sex in a Canopy Bed is Not Safe For Work but Watch it Anyway
Because the internet has made it easier for all of us to be shameless voyeurs and deviants, we love to watch famous people have sex. More »
Missouri Pastor's Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending
Rev. Snider goes on to invoke the bible and morality and the end of days a few more times before suddenly appearing to lose his train of thought. And then something pretty amazing happens. More »
Jay-Z Rides the Subway, Adorably Explains Who He Is to an Adorable Old Lady
One highlight of Where I'm From occurs when Jay takes the subway en route to his last show and sits next to a kind-faced older woman named Ellen who has no idea who she's talking to. More »
Woman Gets Completely Naked on Argentina's Dancing with the Stars
If you're an American you're used to most network television being squeaky clean, but this is Argentina so this is only safe for work if you work at a Nevada brothel. More »
Reasons Why You Cannot Be a Bridesmaid
This morning a tipster forwarded us an email from a future bride laying out some ground rules for her prospective bridesmaids. More »
Jay-Z and Beyoncé's Daughter Is Almost Definitely Illuminati
Why did Jay-Z and Beyoncé name their daughter Blue Ivy? Possibly because "Blue Ivy" is a secret code revealing her membership in an ancient and all-powerful occult secret society. More »
Do These Unbelievably Horrifying Photos Show the Miami Cannibal's Victim?
These two really, unbelievably gruesome photos, allegedly of the Miami man whose face was partially eaten off over Memorial Day weekend, have been circulating around the internet. More »
Olivia Munn's Super Dirty Alleged Naked Pics: 'Lick My Tight Asshole and Choke Me'
Let's talk about Olivia's NSFW nudes, which are basically the filthiest celebrity nudes to date.More »
Japanese Department Store May Want to Look Up the Word 'Fucking'
If only we could have sat in on the meeting where the marketing team for this Osaka department store came up with the idea for their "Fuckin' Sale." More »
Unmasking Reddit's Violentacrez, The Biggest Troll on the Web
Michael Brutsch is more than a monster. Online, Violentacrez has been one of Reddit's most reviled characters but also one of its most beloved users. More »
Not Even Kidding: Hidden Camera Show Pulls Scariest Elevator Prank Ever
This so-called prank starts out normally enough, but soon the elevator lights start to flicker and out pops a little girl reminiscent of Samara from The Ring. More »
This 'Ryan Lanza Facebook Profile Is The Connecticut Shooter' Stuff Is Fucking Up Everything
According to screen shots of his profile taken by former classmates, this Ryan Lanza is alive, well, emphatically not the shooter, and freaking out about the fact that his face is on cable news. More »
SNL Explains the Nudity in Game of Thrones
HBO's Game of Thrones has a lot of nudity in it, sometimes that nudity seems completely gratuitous and unnecessary. Last night, Saturday Night Live proposed a theory as to why that is. More »
Newsroom Star Alison Pill Accidentally Posts Topless Pic on Twitter [NSFW]
Actress Alison Pill has taken a more direct approach to nude celebrity photo leaks by posting her own topless photo to Twitter herself. More »
You Have to Watch U.S. Gymnast Aly Raisman's Hilarious Parents React to Her Bar Routine
Here is the best video you will see from an entire weekend of Olympic sports: U.S. gymnast Aly Raisman's parents reacting to her bar routine during today's team qualifiers. More »
28 Years Ago, The Today Show Aired the Greatest Interview in Television History
If you've been sitting around for the past 27 years waiting to witness the greatest moment in television history, I've got some bad news: You missed it. More »
JCPenney Responds to Homophobic Boycott Calls with Gay Father's Day Ad
In what appears to be a direct response to the failed boycott campaign of anti-gay group One Million Moms, JCPenney unveiled a new Father's Day ad featuring a same-sex couple playing with their children. More »
A Disturbingly Accurate Portrayal of What Happens Every Time 'That Gotye Song' Starts Playing in the Car
Kyle Kaplan and Nick Braun star as every single person on Earth when Gotye's "Somebody That I Used to Know" suddenly comes on the radio. More »
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- Christina Hendricks Says These Giant Naked Boobs Aren't Hers, But Everything Else Is
- Hulk Hogan Comes Clean: Bubba the Love Sponge Gave Me Permission to Do His Wife
- 22 Terrible Things That Must End in 2013
- The Bain Files: Inside Mitt Romney's Tax-Dodging Cayman Schemes
- Hot New Internet Meme: 'Breading' Cats
- That Facebook Copyright Thing Is Meaningless and You Should Stop Sharing It
- The Stingray Photobomb to End All Stingray Photobombs
- Kristen Stewart's Boobs Make Their Debut
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- NYPD Officer Sent To Psych Ward By Superiors After Reporting Corruption
- Invisible Children Founder and KONY 2012 Star Found Masturbating in Public
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- Bullied Canadian Teen Commits Suicide After Posting Last-Ditch Cry for Help on YouTube
- Romney Doesn't Know Why Airplane Windows Won't Open, Calls The Closed Window Policy 'A Real Problem'
- Leaked Debate Agreement Shows Both Obama and Romney are Sniveling Cowards
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- Talented Tits: Thailand's Got Talent Criticized for Letting Topless Contestant Paint with Her Breasts
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- Sears Accidentally Offers Online Customers Free Nipple with Every Purchase [NSFW] (UPDATE)
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- Texas High School Teacher Filmed Having Sex With Four of Her Students
- The Disturbing 18-Minute Miami Zombie Attack, Caught On Surveillance Camera
- Single Mother Bristol Palin Tells Obama Same-Sex Marriage is Wrong Because Kids Need a Mom and Dad
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- Jailbait Returns to Reddit After Child Porn Scandal
- More On Miami's Naked Zombie: Bath Salts to Blame?
- Check Out This Mysterious Giant Eyeball That Just Washed Ashore in Florida
- Madonna Would Like You to See Her Nipple (NSFW)
- Dead Toddler Reanimates at Own Wake to Ask for Some Water, Then Re-Dies
- Here Is the KONY 2012 'Masturbation' Meltdown Video
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- Kanye West Sex Tape Co-Stars Married 18-Year-Old Kim Kardashian Lookalike