Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant With Kanye West's Child
In news that basically shattered the internet when it first hit Twitter, Kanye West announced Sunday night that Kim Kardashian is pregnant with his baby. West broke the news during his concert in...
View ArticleHere Is the Most Obnoxious Letter to the Editor of a Book Review of the Year
On this, the final day of 2012, allow us to draw your attention to what is—if memory serves—the most obnoxious letter to the editor of the New York Times Book Review of the entire year, conveniently...
View ArticlePredicting 2013: Awful Things Will Stay Awful or Get Awfuller
I don't make New Year's resolutions. I surrender to every lazy, venial backsliding tendency lurking in my insufficient character. But they make sense for a lot of people. Not just in that that Dale...
View ArticleThe College Tuition Skyrocket Is Slowing Down, a Little
Will 2013 be the year when the student debt bubble pops, raining havoc down upon us all in the form of economic destruction? Eh, who knows. What we do know is that college prices, which have been...
View ArticleImportant Question: Which World Leader Would Win In a Fight to the Death?
It's New Years Eve and not too much is going on on the internet so let's contemplate The Most Important Question In The World: "Who would win if every country sent their leader to fight to the death?"...
View Article58 Things 2012 Was 'the Year of'
As 2012 draws to a close, it's very important to figure out what, exactly, 2012 was the year of. The dragon? The election? The Olympics? New practical thermoelectric power generators? To help figure it...
View ArticleI Can't Stop Looking at These 2012 Photos of Some Super-Cool Dude Named...
Barack Obama is a master of the casually revealing photo. For months, you'll see the President of the United States blocking out a stiff rectangular space behind all those podiums, seeming a little...
View ArticleHow Not to Rescue Someone Who's Fallen Into a Frozen Lake
When a guy fell into a lake on Christmas morning in Wrightwood, California, his friend went to help him. Then he fell in. Then someone came to help both of hem. And he fell in. Then some other people...
View ArticleGreenwich Village "Hippies" Arrested With Powerful Explosives, Sawed-Off...
Two Greenwich Village residents – described by neighbors as "very friendly...hippie types" – were arrested Saturday morning after the NYPD discovered a stash of high-powered explosives and other...
View ArticleViolence in Movies? What Violence in Movies?: The Year in Film
When we remember 2012 in a few years and then a few more, what about this year in cinema will we retain? The death of film culture and then its resurrection via discursive lighting rod that Django...
View ArticleThe Ultimate List of Gawker Media Longreads
From hipster racism to Honey Boo Boo, and Sarah Phillips to John McAfee, it's been quite a year. For your viewing pleasure, here is a look back at a year in Gawker Media longreads. The Year In Kotaku...
View Article50 Things 2013 Will Be 'the Year of'
The new year is upon us, and now that we've determined that 2012 was the year of "meh" (or was it the year of the slug?), we need to figure out where we're going next. What will 2013 be the year of —...
View ArticleThe 100 Most Popular Gawker Stories of 2012; or, What Discerning Internet...
Royal boobs, sex tapes, tragedies, gay rights, creepy stories about the underbelly of the internet, Jay-Z being sweet to an old lady: this is how we made the dog hug the cow. Here's to 2013. These...
View ArticleWhat The Hell Just Passed? The Senate Fiscal Cliff Deal Explained
Two hours before the ball dropped in Times Square last night, the Senate was hard at work and managed to pass a plan that would avert the fiscal cliff. The deal was strongly agreed upon in an 89-8...
View ArticleHugh Hefner Proves that 2013 is Going to be the Year of Love
2012 saw the public splits of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, Heidi Klum and Seal, Will Arnett and Amy Poehler, amongst other couples. After 30 years of marriage, Rhea Perlman and Danny Devito called it...
View ArticleNaked New Years Day Samurai Captured by Police
In case you thought this year was going to be any more normal than the last, San Jose Police had a standoff with a man wielding a samurai sword. This man was naked as the day he was born, naturally....
View ArticleWatch Kathy Griffin Torture Anderson Cooper and Kiss his Crotch
Kathy Griffin continued her annual New Years Eve tradition of making her CNN cohost Anderson Cooper squirm and giggle in front of the massive crowd in Times Square and the families watching at home....
View ArticleRudy Giuliani is Just Like That Guy who Never Leaves Your High School
In this morning's paper, The New York Times takes a look at the former Mayor of New York and one time Mitt Romney supporter and attacker, Rudy Giuliani. He's back in the news this week for his attempts...
View ArticleThe Newspaper That Published Personal Information of Local Gun Owners Now Has...
The saga of the Journal News' decision to publish the names and addresses of gun owners in Rockland County now has another chapter. Earlier this week, the competing Rockland Timeswent ahead and put out...
View ArticleDon't Report a Home Invasion if You're Growing 110 Weed Plants in Your Spare...
Here are some simple rules to follow regarding home invasions. 1. If your home has been burglarized, notify the police. 2. If your home has been burglarized and you're growing $44,000 worth of weed in...
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