Just as he did last week
Highlights of this week's Lochteisms included a tutorial on his catchphrase "Jeah!" (this included his directive to put that "emphatence" on the J), a heart- (-and-speedo-) warming story about him peeing himself on a diving platform, his wondering aloud if he can tie a tie like his sneakers and the revelation that he has a dancing banana in his head, which explains a lot.
This show is still the best.