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Saying 'Bomb' Gets Man with Tourette Syndrome Kicked Off Flight
Michael Doyle and his friend Chaz Petteway had been planning last week's trip to Puerto Rico for two years. "It was a really big deal for us. It was going to be fun. A very fun time," said Doyle of...
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Teen Mom Sells Sex Tape for Nearly $1 Million
After weeks of negotiating with her daughter and dad by her side, former teen, current mom Farrah Abraham has finally unloaded her "sex tape" on Vivid for a reported "high six figures." Billed as a...
View ArticleLook At These Fucking Political/Conceptual/Imaginational Dancers
Everyone's favorite privilege-acknowledging electro Swedes the Knife kicked off their tour in support of their Shaking the Habitual album this weekend in Bremen, Germany. The show opened with what the...
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The Weather Channel Is Torturing Its Interns with Twitter
"Man, this unpaid internship sucks," you might say to yourself, "but at least I'm not stuck in a tornado." Tough nuts for these 'terns (click the video above), who are caught in a diabolical attempt...
View ArticleRyan Lochte's Best Dumb Things of the Week: Jumping Banana Edition
Just as he did last week, Ryan Lochte said some really dumb things on this week's episode of his reality show, What Would Ryan Lochte Do? Highlights of this week's Lochteisms included a tutorial on...
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Here Is How a Four-Star General Hammers a Petty Congressman
Duncan Hunter is a Republican California congressman. He's a congressman because his daddy was a congressman. Raymond Odierno is the highest-ranking general in the Army. He is an Army general because...
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That Horrible Tumblr Memo Was Actually a Fired Editor's Secret Revenge
Tumblr founder David Karp's abrupt farewell to his Storyboard team earlier this month was so disingenuous, so thick with noxious doublespeak, that it hardly seemed real. That's because it wasn't:...
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Backpack With Message "USA Bomb" Left At Muslim Residence
Nimer Ead is a 55-year-old design engineer who resides in Woonsocket, Rhode Island. He also happens to be Muslim. This past Saturday, a neighbor noticed a strange backpack in the yard outside the...
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Everything Amanda Knox Has Been Called in UK And US Tabloids
Amanda Knox, the American student convicted of murdering her roommate while studying in Italy, is back on television. Amanda Knox, who was exonerated of the charges, has an anticipated tell-all memoir...
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Craigslist Ad for Assistant Hilariously Proves Need for Assistant [UPDATE]
Here is a screen capture of a real help wanted ad for an administrative assistant posted on New York City Craigslist by Sotheby's. The ad has been fixed now, presumably not by its original poster...
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Is David Petraeus About to Join KKR?
The David Petraeus comeback tour may lead the disgraced former general through the cleansing fires of high finance, where your alleged sins can be washed away with a few stellar exits. He has been...
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Meteorologist Can't Stop Hiccuping During Live Weather Report
Just under the wire for April, but a bit too late to make this month's news blooper reel, KHOU 11 Chief Meteorologist David Paul recently faced one of the worst case scenarios for any on-air news...
View ArticlePresident Obama on Jason Collins: He Can Definitely 'Bang With Shaq'
After a press conference this morning, assembled to address the crisis in Syria, the status of the federal budget cuts and the continuing Boston bomber investigation, President Obama returned to the...
View ArticleDeadly Afghan Plane Crash Caught By Dash Cam In This Horrifying Video
A Boeing 747 cargo plane crashed just after takeoff from Bagram Air Force Base in Afghanistan yesterday. There were eight crew members on board, and none of them survived. The entire crash was...
View ArticleThis Insane Footage of a Botched Fuel Heist Will Make You Gasp
Two petrol thieves remain at large in Australia after a gas station CCTV camera caught them fleeing the scene of a severely botched fuel heist. The dramatic incident took place at a Caltex station in...
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Eloise Illustrator Having an Estate Sale; Here's What Eloise Would Buy
Eloise illustrator Hilary Knight is having an estate sale. Though Eloise is eternally a precocious six-year-old living atop the Plaza Hotel, she has superb taste, naturally. She is cultured and...
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Mark Zuckerberg's Self-Serving Immigration Crusade
Having solved the problem of people not wasting enough time on the internet, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg is now tackling his first real-world political cause: immigration reform. With a slick new...
View ArticleSon Celebrates Birthday by Paying Off His Mother's Mortgage
Just in time for Mother's Day, here's a video to remind you that it doesn't matter what you get your mother, because you'll always be second fiddle to the guy who paid off his mom's mortgage. YouTuber...
View ArticleEgyptian-American journalist Mona Eltahawy says that the N.
Egyptian-American journalist Mona Eltahawy says that the N.Y. District Attorney has requested access to her Twitter account. The request is related to her 2012 arrest for spray-painting over a bigoted...
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Publisher Sells Pulitzer-Winning Paper's Headquarters To Be Mean
Life as a newspaper journalist is a crushing series of indignities ending only with your final layoff from the last print newsroom within a hundred miles of your (foreclosed) condo. For California's...
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