NYT Tech Columnist David Pogue Marries PR Flack Girlfriend

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: After years of unethically covering the industry which his girlfriend advertises for a living, New York Times tech elder David Pogue attempted the impossible by trying to make an honest woman of a PR rep: the two married this weekend in California.

We hope the nuptials will mark a new start for Pogue, who has relegated himself into the Kooky Uncle corner of technology writing, after reportedly hitting his wife with an iPhone—that very same device that's earned him so much cash over the years—and carrying on with OutCast Agency rep Nicole Dugan, whose job it is to promote and mislead the public about the very same companies Pogue chronicles. In a nice wedding gift from the Times, it referred to him in the notice as a "journalist."

Disclosure: Gawker Media property Gizmodo once helped Pogue locate his lost phone.