SNL head writer and Weekend Update anchor Seth Meyers will replace Jimmy...
SNL head writer and Weekend Update anchor Seth Meyers will replace Jimmy Fallon as host of Late Night, after Fallon takes over The Tonight Show in February.
View ArticleRichard Branson Dresses As Beautiful Lady After Losing F1 Bet
Richard Branson, creator of the Virgin conglomerate which owns all of your airplanes and music-makers, lost a bet with fellow billionaire Tony Fernandes. The result is the terrible monstrosity you see...
View ArticleSan Francisco Area Homes Are Sinking Into the Ground
Homes in a Lake County subdivision are being abandoned as they slowly sink into the ground. At least eight homes have already been abandoned, and another ten are on notice of immediate evacuation in...
View ArticleBeautiful Photos from Argentine Town That Was Underwater for 25 Years
Epecuen, Argentina was once a popular lakeside resort town, known for its saltwater baths and spas. It was especially popular among Argentine Jews from nearby Buenos Aires, who found the lake, which...
View ArticleHe picked a good day to retire.
He picked a good day to retire. After overseeing a successful impromptu spacewalk to fix an ammonia leak at the International Space Station, beloved Candian Commander Chris Hadfield transferred command...
View ArticleMan Sued for $2 Million for Cat Murder
A 29-year-old man is facing a $2 million lawsuit after trashing an Upper East Side teacher's apartment and murdering her three-year-old Siamese cat. Joseph Ari Chiesa, the guy no one will ever invite...
View ArticleShooting broke out at a Mother's Day parade in New Orleans, with the...
Shooting broke out at a Mother's Day parade in New Orleans, with the Times-Picayune reporting at least 19 injuries. Police are looking for three suspects, who fled on foot.
View ArticleNYT Tech Columnist David Pogue Marries PR Flack Girlfriend
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: After years of unethically covering the industry which his girlfriend advertises for a living, New York Times tech elder David Pogue attempted the impossible by trying to make an...
View ArticleThis “Space Oddity” Cover From the Space Station Is Amazing
Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield has spent the past five months as the commander of Expedition 35 aboard the International Space Station. While in space, he's made sandwiches, washed his hands, and...
View ArticleNew Fatal Virus Infects Two in France, Likely Spreads Person-to-Person
A deadly new strain of Coronavirus, a SARS-like respiratory virus, has now spread to France, where it has infected at least two people. But it gets even more exciting. After the French health...
View Article80-Year-Old Grandmother Killed by 88-Year-Old Roommate on Mother's Day
Vivian Schronce, an 80-year-old grandmother and great-grandmother, had just returned to her home in Gaston County, North Carolina from Sunday morning church service when she was shot and killed,...
View ArticleMonday morning on The View, Barbara Walters will announce that she's...
Monday morning on The View, Barbara Walters will announce that she's officially retiring from journalism next summer.
View ArticleHere's the Official Trailer for Season 4 of Arrested Development
The trailer for the fourth season of Arrested Development is finally here. Not that the show has been lacking hype; in just the last week alone, Netflix announced plans to set up Bluth's Original...
View ArticleAmericans Are Consuming Breakfast at an Unsafe Speed
When "fast food" was invented back in the 1950s or whenever, we were cautiously optimistic. A ground hamburger patty and french-fried potatoes served in less time than it takes to raise and slaughter a...
View ArticleUnemployment Stories, Vol. 34: 'I Want to Scream at the World'
Officially, 11.7 million Americans are unemployed, including 4.4 million who've been jobless for more than six months. Millions more have dropped out of the labor force entirely. Each week, we bring...
View ArticleAre You a Journalist? Ask the Treasury Department and Israel
The Newseum, a gargantuan space in Washington, DC, dedicated to educating the public about the workings of journalism, unveiled a new exhibit today: a cutting-edge interactive demonstration of how...
View ArticlePhiladelphia Abortion Doctor Found Guilty of Ghastly Murders
Kermit Gosnell, the Philadelphia abortion doctor accused of murdering one patient and numerous babies in a filthy clinic later described as a "baby charnel house," was just found guilty on three out...
View Article"While the college is not commenting on why Ferguson was dismissed, he said...
"While the college is not commenting on why Ferguson was dismissed, he said it was 'absolutely' related to the student's unorthodox use of a chicken in art."
View ArticleIRS Didn't Just Hunt the Tea Party: Liberal Churches Also Targets
Republicans are still furious over IRS scrutiny of non-profit groups with "Tea Party" and "patriots" in their names, but the life of the scandal depends entirely upon the political affiliation of the...
View ArticleThe Barbershop Closet
I was at the barbershop around the corner from my apartment a few Fridays ago, getting my weekly skin fade. When my barber cuts my hair, he generally turns my chair away from the mirror, which is...
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