John and Robert of the Chick-fil-A Foundation inadvertently let their gay guard down recently, resulting in some light same-sex kissing.
The bad news is that they're going to Hell.
The good news is that they can stave off eternal damnation and earn themselves a free chicken sandwich by redeeming Chick-fil-A's "trade your homosexuality for a free chicken sandwich" coupon.
Sounds made up? That's because it is.
But that doesn't mean Chick-fil-A won't honor it.
[H/T: Joe My God]