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We Will Avoid the Fiscal Cliff Because the Members of the House Are Tired and...
When I was in college I would do this thing where I would procrastinate on papers for days or weeks or months before finally buckling in and getting to work with, oh, 12 hours left before the thing...
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School Suspends, Shames Student For Not Excoriating Adam Lanza in Private Poem
Here is evidence of mental health protocols in America being fucked up, which is something we might want to collectively figure out if we're going to stop things like mass shootings. Courtni Webb is a...
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Ex-American Idol Winner Fantasia Isn't Cool With Gays Unless They're Her Fans
You may remember American Idol season three winner Fantasia Barrino from winning the third season of American Idol. What you may not know is that Fantasia isn't really cool with gay marriage — and she...
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Pizza Truck Customers Form Circle of Love Around Same-Sex Couple After...
Looking to grab a piece of pizza with extra "slut sauce" from Mikey's Late Night Slice truck, Joel Diaz and his friend Ethan got in line with the rest of the after-hours set. It was a cold night in...
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(Another) Florida Woman Arrested for Beating Up Boyfriend After Unsatisfying Sex
When it comes to pre-mature ejaculation-related violence in Florida, history really does repeat itself. Last week, Jennie Scott, of Manatee, Florida, was arrested for reportedly beating her...
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Al Jazeera Buys Current TV, Predictable Bigotry Ensues
Early Wednesday evening, the New York Times' media reporter and expert DIY home decorator Brian Stelter dropped a "big one" and broke the news that Qatar-financed news organization Al Jazeera had...
View ArticleU.S. Navy Releases Bizarre PSA Letting You Know Bath Salts Will Lead to...
The U.S. Navy has had some recent trouble with bath salt usage among its sailors, so they did what any forward thinking branch of the military would do: They released a bizarre PSA about the drug....
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Cinemark Refuses to Meet with Families of Aurora Shooting Victims, Sends Them...
Family members of moviegoers who perished in the mass shooting at the Century Aurora 16 theater on July 20th are livid over an invitation by theater owner Cinemark to attend a movie screening at the...
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Americans Aren't Using Enough Electricity
If there's one thing that made this country great for the last two hundred years, it's the utility companies that built huge, fossil-fuel-burning power plants to pump out all the electricity this...
View ArticleLook At This Chubby Pug Hopping Up the Stairs Like a Bunny
Look at him! Look at him. Are you looking? Look harder! What if I told you he goes to bed like this every night? Look again! Look!!! [Daily of the Day]
View ArticleTwilight Saga Star Caught on Camera Urinating on Floor at LAX
Bronson Pelletier, known to Twihards the world over as Wolf Pack member Jared, was recently arrested at LAX for public intoxication after peeing on the floor inside one of the airport's terminals. The...
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Denny's Manager Threatens to Kick Police Officers Out for Being Armed
Badges in full view and police radios on the table weren't good enough for a Denny's manager in Belleville, Illinois, who ordered five on-duty detectives in plain clothes to stash their weapons in...
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Why Are Dogs Racist? Canine Experts Speak
Dogs: why are they so racist? You know the type: prancing along as merry as can be until a human of a certain skin tone walks by, and then—bang!—all the barking and snarling and biting. It's been a...
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Arizona Teen Taking Facebook Photos with Gun Accidentally Shoots, Kills Brother
A 19-year-old woman in Phoenix who accidentally shot and killed her brother was posing with a gun for Facebook photos, according to local police. Savannah Ramirez and her brother, 22-year-old Manuel...
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Connecticut Paper Publishes Gun Show Ad Next to Article About Classes...
What could be worse than a newspaper running an ad for a gun show next to an article on students from Sandy Hook Elementary School returning to school? Having that paper be one of the largest dailies...
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Adam and Eve, Not Ford and Accord: Illinois Gay Marriage Tacked as Amendment...
The future of gay couples' right to marry in Illinois could very well, as god intended, rely on the automobile industry. Illinois Senators have attached the legalization of gay marriage as an...
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Daughter of the Year Puts Sleeping Pills in Parents' Milkshake So She Can Use...
Unhappy with the house rule that no Internet was allowed after 10 PM, a 16-year-old from Northern California did what any psychopathic teen in her situation would do: She laced her parents' milkshake...
View ArticleEighteen-Month-Old Beauty Queen Kendyl Responds to Cash Bribes, Has Father...
Another fine specimen from Toddlers & Tiaras, 18-month-old Kendyl is being raised to understand the importance of both beauty and money simultaneously (see how she likes bills and how her mom...
View ArticleThe Worst New Year's Eve Broadcast In Television History Comes From LA,...
Living in Los Angeles often means feeling like you have to spend time defending your city from those who would call it a vapid wasteland of celebrity inanity and pathetic wastrels pretending to be...
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There Are Two Law School Grads for Every Lawyer Job
Law school enrollment has been plunging over the past two years, and with good reason. As law school deans desperately seek to assure future customers that everything is okay, one real live indebted...
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