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Security Guards at Honolulu Court Find Live Duck, 80 Ounces of Beer in Man's Bag
Security screeners at a court in Honolulu were having a regular, run-of-the-mill day earlier this week when they noticed something unusual as they X-rayed a man's bag – an object appeared to be moving...
View ArticleWatch a Wounded, Bat-Wielding Store Owner Smash Everything in Sight as He...
If you're going to rob a store in Chicago, it'd probably be smart to make sure it's not one owned by Luis Quizhpe. In the video above, you can see the 62-year-old Quizhipe absolutely wrecking shit as...
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Secret Daughter-Having Congressman Deletes 'Cyndi Lauper Is Hot' Tweet
The last time Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN) made news for tweeting, it was just after this year's State of the Union. Those tweets, which were quickly deleted, were aimed at 24-year-old model and seemed...
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Tornadoes Unleashed as Massive Country-Wide Storm System Kills Three
A massive storm system, spanning from Maine to the Dakotas and from Minnesota to the Gulf of Mexico, bore down on half the continental U.S. yesterday and today, unleashing tornadoes, snow and ice and...
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French Senate Votes for Legalizing Le Gay Marriage
Today, the French senate voted to legalize gay marriage after a week of heated debate. The bill, which won a 179-157 majority vote, will now return to the National Assembly for a second reading before...
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Pentagon Report: North Korea Can Probably Stick Nukes on Missiles Now
A recent military intelligence briefing for members of Congress states for the first time that North Korea can launch a nuclear missile at its enemies, but there's plenty of reason for skepticism...
View ArticleGlee's School Shooter Has Down Syndrome
Last night's especially very special episode of Glee took on the hot-button topic of school shooting. A series of gunshots put everyone in William McKinley High School in lock down. No one was...
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What Police Officers Protecting High Schools Are Actually Doing
When police officers first became a common sight in high schools in the 1990s, school districts had presumable expectations that the law enforcement would protect students from violence. Instead, the...
View ArticleExxon Swears to Gosh it Doesn't Hate Your Children, Really
On the heels of ExxonMobil's really tough couple of weeks sopping up that grievous oil tar sands spill in suburban Arkansas, America's largest, most profitable corporation is now trying to stop a...
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[UPDATE] Mike Arrington Punches Back; Julia Allison Says Other Ex Was Abused
After keeping relatively quiet for the past two weeks, TechCrunch founder and Silicon Valley kingmaker Mike Arrington issued an exhaustive rebuttal on his blog yesterday to his ex-girlfriend Jenn...
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A Discussion with Nathaniel Rich on His New Book Odds Against Tomorrow
Nathaniel Rich's second novel, Odds Against Tomorrow, traces the life of Mitchell Zukor, a young mathematician obsessed with predicting apocalyptic natural disasters. After college he finds himself...
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National Review Writer Makes the Case for Perpetual Death in Syria
What is "the case for supporting Assad," the brutal Syrian dictator whose government is indiscriminately targeting civilians in a violent, gruesome civil war? For some Syrian civilians, surely, there...
View ArticleComic Legend Jonathan Winters Is Dead
Jonathan Winters, the comedian who helped make "improv" a household term and kept audiences laughing for over half a century, died last night of natural causes at his home in Montecito, California. He...
View ArticleOh God Dana Perino What Are You Doing
Here's former White House Press Secretary Dana Perino rapping on Fox News. "Rap is such a complicated art form," she tells her co-hosts. (Protip for would-be rap parodists: rap doesn't sound very much...
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The Virginia Mall Shooting Was Announced in Advance on 4chan
Minutes before an unidentified gunman opened fire at a Virginia mall on Friday afternoon, a user of the 4chan message boards seemingly announced his plans to undertake a mass shooting, providing exact...
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‘How Can You Not Lick the Air?’ Gawker Does Zumba (with Lil Jon)
This past January, three intrepid Gawker employees traveled to around the corner from their office to try out New York's bougie new fitness craze: SoulCycle. What the experience lacked in comfort, it...
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Brad Paisley is a Saint, Mistaken for Fitness Blog or Huffington Post Teen,...
Our hate mail this week included a strongly-worded defense of Brad Paisley as well as a polite request for tame headlines. We were mistaken for Huffington Post Teen, Huffington Post College, a fitness...
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'Go the Fuck to Sleep' Is About to Become a Goddamn Movie
Remember that children's book "Go the Fuck to Sleep" that came out a couple years ago? Samuel L. Jackson did a reading of it and Werner Herzog did a reading of it and it was so hot that it literally...
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Texas Congressman Asks You to Imagine a Fetus Shooting a Gun in the Womb
Is there any way to understand this latest bit of schwag (pictured below) from Texas Congressman Steve Stockman other than to think he'd like to see armed fetuses shooting their way out of the wombs...
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Louisiana Town Bans Saggy Pants
You can now get a fine for sagging your pants in a Louisiana town after the town council voted 8-to-1 in favor of an ordinance Wednesday night that makes sagging illegal. The Council of Terrebone...
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