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Gay Man Escorted Out of Missouri Hospital in Handcuffs for Refusing to Leave...
Making matters worse, Roger Gorley says he now has a restraining order preventing him from visiting his partner at all. The Lee's Summit, Missouri resident says he was at Research Medical Center in...
View ArticleHere Is the Crazy 1990s TV Ad Molly Shannon Did for the NRA (UPDATE)
Mother Jones recently posted a roundup of National Rifle Association ads through history, depicting the lobby group's descent into madness, but our eyes caught one particular pit stop on the road to...
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Boss Writes Memo
Nick Denton, who owns Gawker Media, sent out the following memo today: Our wordy headlines are a growing disadvantage. That's why from tomorrow we're going to warn you in the Kinja editor to keep your...
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One in a Million: Stray Bullet from Shootout Gets Lodged In Man's Lucky Belt...
Well, if it wasn't his lucky belt buckle before, it certainly is now. A Philadelphia grocery store employee says he was on his way out the door with a hand truck when someone on the street started...
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Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Wear Bras
Across the course of history, French discoveries have proved invaluable to the field of science. Children still learn the stories of Louis Pasteur, who discovered that invisibly small bacteria spoil...
View ArticleHamster 'Rises from the Dead' After Being Buried by Family on Good Friday
A two-year-old hamster that was found "cold and lifeless" in her cage reemerged alive and well shortly after being buried, appropriately enough, on Good Friday. Lisa Kilbourne-Smith and her boyfriend...
View ArticleVideo Proves That Angry Beavers Are No Joke, People
It's spring, and you want to get out into nature, and take deep breaths of the forest's cold sweet damp, and commune with the wildlife, and maybe snap a few pics or a Vine to remember the...
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A Discussion With Anarchist Activist and Scholar David Graeber, Author of The...
It's been over a year and a half since Occupy Wall Street took over the streets and the internet. At the time, David Graeber was pegged as the "anti-leader" of the leaderless movement, a prominent...
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Jay-Z, 'Rap's Bob Dylan,' Enrages Conservative Critics
In an effort to further flesh out his mysterious list of 99 problems, Jay-Z has released a track called "Open Letter" that addresses a couple of his more recent predicaments. The song is basically...
View ArticleMother Violently Ditches Baby So She Can Beat Up Another Woman for...
Caution: Volume down; shit gets loud. The mother of a young child who claimed both she and her baby were being "disrespected" by a fellow bus patron made a decidedly oxymoronic decision when she...
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No, That Is Not Don DeLillo on Twitter
This morning, a momentary pang of existential despair hit when the unverified @DonDeLilloOffic appeared, claiming to be the official Twitter account of "Don DeLillo, novelist" and revealing itself to...
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NFL's Kerry Rhodes Isn't Gay, He Just Carries Around Dudes While Shirtless
Yesterday, the incoherent jumble of insinuations, flat-out lies and chiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllleeeees that is MediaTakeOut posted a MTO SUPER DUPER WORLD EXCLUSIVE featuring pictures of NFL free agent Kerry...
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Parents of College Student Who Died in Texting-And-Driving Crash Release...
Alexander Heit, a University of Northern Colorado student from Boulder, passed away earlier this month from injuries he sustained after losing control of his car and flipping over while driving...
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The Knife’s New Album Is Sort of the ‘Accidental Racist’ of Dark,...
Of all the things Brad Paisley and LL Cool J's "Accidental Racist" is accused of being (among them: The Worst Song Ever™, awkward and earnest, actually just racist, brave), there are at least two...
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Teen Who Crashed Into Several Cars With Stolen Big-Rig Full of Strawberries...
A 19-year-old who stands accused of hijacking the semi-trailer truck of an acquaintance and crashing it into several vehicles along I-15 near Temecula, California, told Highway Patrol officers he "was...
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Not-Fucking Your Professor, Confronting a Nibble-Nabble Bandit, and Other...
Welcome to Thatz Not Okay, a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Please send your questions (max: 200 words) to caity@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not...
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Idiot Dick Facebook Twins Now Own One Percent of All Bitcoin
As the internet watched the value of Bitcoin, the anonymous techno-libertarian dweeb-currency, drop by more than half yesterday, a collective wondering went up: Who could be dumb enough to put a...
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Iranian News Agency Claims Local Scientist Invented Time Machine, Then Pulls...
News from Iran about a Tehrani scientist who claimed to have invented a "time traveling machine" capable of seeing into people's five-year-plan with 98% accuracy made headlines yesterday in nearly...
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Conservative Scholars' Investigation Says Bowdoin College Is Awesome
Here's your latest in identity politics and victimology: One day not quite three years ago, Thomas Klingenstein, a rich white man, found himself playing golf with Barry Mills, the president of Bowdoin...
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Texas Stabber Fantasized About Cannibalism, Having Sex With Dead People
On Tuesday, Dylan Quick, 20, allegedly went on a stabbing streak at Lone Star Community College near Houston, Texas. In total, 14 people were injured, including one person that remains hospitalized....
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