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Let's All Enjoy the Collapse of Gold Prices Together
YouTube commenters have many lessons to teach us. Lessons like: Trayvon Martin was a thug! White people are oppressed! The creator of this particular piece of content is a faggot! Infowars dot com!...
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4/20 Tourist Packages Hit Pot-Friendly Colo., Wash. After Legalization
Instead of rolling up with your coworkers behind the Ale House dumpsters, you could smoke your reefer the true American way this 4/20: Head west and light a spliff for freedom! Big post-legalization...
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Georgia Governor Rejects Calls to Show Support for Integrated Prom as 'Silly...
While many shake their head in disbelief at the continued existence of a segregated high school prom well into the 21st century, Georgia governor Nathan Deal, in whose state the aforementioned...
View ArticleThe 'Condom Challenge' May Be the Dumbest Thing The Kids Have Ever Done
In a world of ill-advised YouTube challenges, the "Condom Challenge" stands alone. Surfacing online last week in the YouTube account of typical teen Amber-Lyn Belle Strong (AKA Savannah Strong), the...
View ArticlePrankster Pretends to Pee on Rich Guy's Ferrari After He Illegally Parks in...
YouTube prankster Roman Atwood is mostly known for his "epic pee prank" in which, as the title might suggest, he uses a water bottle to pretend to pee in public in full view of police officers. Atwood...
View ArticleWatch the Moment that Got Aubrey Plaza Booted from MTV’s Movie Awards
Last night, MTV solidified its reputation as the network with the worst awards show security, when Parks and Recreation actress Aubrey Plaza stormed the stage (possibly drunk, definitely barefoot) to...
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Animal Welfare Group Rescues Sick Cat Who Ate Nothing But Cheeseburgers for a...
It is fairly well established in Internet lore that cats love cheeseburgers. But there was nothing to LOL about when an animal welfare worker in New Zealand came across a seriously diseased cat who...
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Anne Frank House Not Mad At Justin Bieber for 'Belieber' Comment: 'He Could...
It was the Anne Frank House guestbook entry read 'round the world. "Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber." Criticism for Justin...
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In Defense of Masturbation
New York Magazine has found an anti-masturbation subreddit and alleges the existence of a new trend: Fapstinence. Men are voluntarily forgoing sexual self-abuse, for a variety of legitimate reasons!...
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Reform-Minded Pope Francis Vows He'll Crack Down... on Feminist Nuns
Oh, dreamy South American Pope Francis, restoring hope in a vibrant, evolving Catholic Church. He's just the pontiff we need to root out the perverted scourge that for so long has besmirched the...
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Judge Finds Himself in Contempt of Court After Own Cellphone Goes Off During...
A judge who accidentally violated his own "no cellphone noises in court" policy felt he had no choice but to hold himself in contempt. During the closing argument portion of a jury trial last Friday,...
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Here Are the 'Career-Ending' Marco Rubio Rumors BuzzFeed Wants to Write About...
BuzzFeed, your go-to source for lists of animals, snuff videos, and racial superiority propaganda, has posted a fascinating new political story about the persistent personal rumors dogging Sen. Marco...
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Three Dead and Over 100 Injured After Two Blasts Rock Boston Marathon
Two explosions tore through downtown Boston today, killing at least three of the thousands of people who'd gathered to watch that city's famous marathon race. The explosions went off near the race's...
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Photos From The Boston Marathon Bombing
Two explosions rocked the finish line of the Boston Marathon today. Here are some of the latest photos from the scene. Warning: Some of these images, particularly the one at the bottom of this post,...
View ArticleRaw Videos of the Boston Marathon Explosions
After one blast went off at the finish line of the Boston Marathon this afternoon, people—reporters and spectators—grabbed their cameras only to witness a second blast in nearly the same location. One...
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A List of Safety Precautions Taken in the Aftermath of the Boston Marathon...
Here's a growing list of local and national safety precautions and related service interruptions taken in the aftermath of this afternoon's Boston Marathon bombing: Tuesday, April 16 Pennsylvania...
View ArticleAlison Brie Versus the Internet: Imitates Popular Memes, Tries to Create Her...
It's more than likely that this video from MadeManDotCom featuring Internet crush Alison Brie doing her best impersonations of popular photo memes will be the thing that, after years of false alarms,...
View ArticlePresident Obama: "Any Responsible People or Groups Will Feel the Full Weight...
President Obama held a no-nonsense press conference moments ago where he promised to bring any responsible parties to justice, but clarified that they had no information yet on who those responsible...
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Patton Oswalt Pens Inspirational Missive on Humanity's Inherent Goodness in...
With little yet truly known about today's tragic bombing at the Boston Marathon besides the fact that a bombing took place, average folks are desperately seeking someone — anyone — to blame. Literally...
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Cowboy Hat-Wearing Hero of Boston Bombings Is Famed Peace Activist
There were hundreds of heroes in the aftermath of Monday's tragic bombing attacks in Boston. Doctors, police officers and even former NFL players responded with tremendous courage and saved lives....
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