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"Cat Bearding" Finally Combines Cats, Cameras and the Internet
The sudden new craze called "cat bearding" has made us realize that it's always futile to claim the Internet has hit a new low, because as soon as you make such a pronouncement, something like "cat...
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Scientists Discover How White Tigers Got Their Stripes
Scientists have discovered the genetic trait that results in white tigers, something originally only explained by Just So Stories logic. The trait, which caused their fur to have white accents rather...
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Tax Havens Don't Have to Be Considered Respectable
Certain nations in this world prosper by becoming "tax havens"— by pulling in money from people and entities seeking to avoid taxes in their home countries. They profit as the treasuries of other...
View ArticleHere's the Entire Hideous Aftermath Video of the Woolwich Butchers
Two monsters crashed a car into a soldier named Lee Rigby on Tuesday in southeast London, and then they hopped out and murdered him with meat cleavers and a machete. In the interminable lull before...
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Mom Calls Cops on Teen Son for Stealing Her Pop-Tarts
An ironically named mother in North Carolina had her own teenage son arrested after he allegedly took her Pop-Tarts without permission. Charlotte-Mecklenburg police officers were called to the home of...
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The 9 James Frankiest Lines From James Franco's Painful Vice Review
Revolutionary street artist, self described "actor/Yale Doctoral candidate," and Vice-President of Being the Best Blogger James Franco has recently begun penning film reviews for Vice magazine. Vice...
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This Ronald McDonald Portrait Is the Wall Street Journal's Best Work
For decades, the Wall Street Journal has paid tribute to the wealthy and powerful with a little woodcut-style portrait on its pages. Today, perfection has been attained. Ronald McDonald, the costumed...
View ArticleToronto Mayor Rob Ford, who smokes crack, has fired his chief of staff.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who smokes crack, has fired his chief of staff.
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Obama's National Security Speech Just Got Heckled
Today, at National Defense University, President Obama gave his big national security speech, the one in which he finally acknowledged that his administration has killed four American citizens with...
View ArticleWake N' Bacon: Seattle Butcher Sells Pot-Infused Pork
Pike Place Market butcher William Von Schneidau calls his latest creation the "pot pig." And it's exactly what it sounds like: Von Schneidau, owner of BB Ranch Meats, has teamed up with local...
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Obama Boldly Calls For Basic Sanity and Human Rights
In a speech interrupted by frequent heckling, President Obama today made a bold and daring call for America to try to adhere to age-old concepts of "law" and "basic human rights" in the amorphous and...
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Anthony Weiner's NYC Mayoral Web Site Uses the Pittsburgh Skyline
OK, really, we get it, Anthony Weiner. You're running for Mayor of New York City. You think you should be given a second chance, and you won't give this shit a rest, even though you are, by all...
View ArticleFun Night at the Rodeo Ends with Wife Biting Husband's Penis
Don't you just hate it when that happens? Anthony Hill and his wife Christina Salinas were enjoying a relaxing Sunday night at the Penn Valley Rodeo in Northern California when Hill decided to end the...
View ArticleScientists have measured all the light released in the universe since the Big...
Scientists have measured all the light released in the universe since the Big Bang. Everyone take Monday off.
View ArticleIn anticipation of Sofia Coppola's upcoming movie The Bling Ring, Vice's...
In anticipation of Sofia Coppola's upcoming movie The Bling Ring, Vice's Mitchell Sunderland sat down with Alexis Neiers to find out if she really did wear four-inch Bebe kitten heels to court. The...
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Warrant Issued for Rapper Who Probably Faked His Own Death
In February, rap magazine The Source reported that 46-year-old Bronx rapper Tim Dog had died from "a seizure following a long bout with diabetes." But now a warrant for his arrest has been issued,...
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On Memorial Day, Don't Let Living Veterans Steal Glory From the Dead
Memorial Day means many things to many people. It is almost summer, it is a time to drink, there are sales in the hellish big box stores, etc. But mostly, it is a time to solemnly remember military...
View ArticleGood Morning America Replaced Mariah Carey's Vocals for the West Coast
What a difference a coast can make — Mariah Carey's spotty performance on Good Morning America was scrubbed clean when the show aired on the West Coast. The first clip of the video above shows her...
View ArticleLifehacker When (and If) You Should Ever Work For Free | Gizmodo What Is Flat...
Lifehacker When (and If) You Should Ever Work For Free | Gizmodo What Is Flat Design? | Jezebel Amanda Bynes Was Suicidal Before Bong-Throwing Arrest, Says 'Friend' | Jalopnik Local Police Give Patrol...
View Article"A coroner said Friday that Christ died of a cocaine overdose."
"A coroner said Friday that Christ died of a cocaine overdose."
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