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VA Dad Accused of Kidnapping Because His Mixed-Race Kids 'Don't Fit'
A father-of-three from Virginia who is married to a woman of color was accused by a Walmart security guard of kidnapping his own mixed-race children. Joseph, of Prince William County, went to Walmart...
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In pursuit of an Oscar, Naomi Watts appears to have drowned in a Princess Di wig.
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Shamed Ex-Bush Aide's Son Charged with Murder in Tony Maryland Suburb
The privileged son of a disgraced former aide to President George W. Bush has been charged with killing a man with a hatchet at his father's home in Gaithersburg, Maryland. According to police,...
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Julian Assange Thinks Someone Will Pay $1 Million To Interview Him
How much would you pay for an interview with Julian Assange, Wikileaks' founder and current undisputed world record-holder for Most Consecutive Days Spent In London's Ecuadorian Embassy? $58 seems...
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America's Wars, Ranked
Operation Uphold Democracy: Haiti, 1994-95. Lebanese Civil War: Lebanon, 1982-1984. Cold War: Everywhere, 1947-1991. Boxer Rebellion: China, 1899-1900. Chilean Civil War: Chile, 1891. Sheepeater Indian...
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Teen Turned Down by Kate Upton Settles for Hotter Swimsuit Model
Jake Davidson's first choice for prom date, Kate Upton, initially said yes after he asked her out via YouTube video, but was forced to cancel due to a "scheduling conflict." So he took a different...
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David Foster Wallace's Interview With Roger Federer Lasted 20 Minutes
David Foster Wallace's 2006 Times Magazine profile of Roger Federer is one of sports journalism's most famous write-arounds. Or, as Wallace wrote himself, the piece was "a spectator’s experience of...
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Viral Facebook Post Alleges Man Is a Wanted Rapist, But He's Not
Earlier this week, Toledo resident Chad Lesko was walking around a local park when an angry stranger approached the 23-year-old and told him he had to leave. “He just walks up to me and says, ‘You’re...
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I Can't Stop Staring At This Tetris-y iPhone Game
I've never dispatched a wrathful bird to destroy a pig. Sometime around 2010, I blocked FarmVille et al. from my Facebook News Feed and never looked back. But last week I stayed up an hour past my...
View ArticleToronto Mayor Rob Ford Says He No Longer Smokes Crack Cocaine
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who has smoked crack cocaine, read a statement to the press this afternoon purporting to respond to claims published in Gawker, and followed on by the Toronto Star, that a...
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Paula Deen Is Getting A Museum But America Is Her Masterpiece
Hi, y'all. Do you detect the scent of warm buttery toast, wafting in on a humid breeze from way down South? What you're smelling is the glorious butter-birth of the Official Paula Deen Museum, a...
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Bro Wearing 'Teabag the Rags' Shirt Accused of Exposing Himself
It is completely unthinkable that the gentleman above, a kindly Massachusetts fellow wearing a TEABAG THE RAGS shirt with the New York Rangers logo shaped like a pair of testicles, would ever remove...
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Jimmy Kimmel Bought That $1.9 Million Nude Portrait of Bea Arthur
And so it turns out that the biggest gift would actually be from Jimmy Kimmel. According to a photo the comedian Jeffrey Ross tweeted out this afternoon, Ross was gifted today with John Currin's 1991...
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The Week in Movies: Fast&Furious 6, The Hangover 3, Before Midnight
Welcome to Annotate This, where we gather reviews, trailers, and annotate the posters for movies heading to your local cineplex or art house theater this week. Click on the image above to add your...
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Cobain Daughter Slams Kardashian Sister for Tweeting About Tough Life
In one of the more bizarre Twitter beefs of late, Frances Bean Cobain, the 20-year-old daughter of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love, tore into Kendall Jenner, the 17-year-old half-sister of Kim...
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What Do I Have to Do to Get You to Watch Veep?
Veep is an HBO comedy of political ill-manners, currently in its second season. It was created by mastermind architect of vicious profanity, Armando Iannucci, about Vice President Selina Meyer, played...
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It's 'Oh, Canada' Week in Our Hate Mail
Our pen pals had a one-track mind this week, and their collective mind was set on Rob Ford, crack, Canada, and the crackstarter. Their thoughts below: SUBJECT: Rob Ford BODY: You are really a piece of...
View ArticleThe Fresh Prince Reunion Happened, And It Was The Absolute Best
Last time Will Smith was on the Graham Norton Show, he led the audience in a rap-along of the Fresh Prince theme song. This time, he brought along some familiar friends to help him do it again. Nearly...
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Banner Week for Politicians Trying to Keep Poor People Hungry and Sick
If you're a conservative politician looking to make sure the American underclass eventually dies off either through malnutrition or disease, boy, has it been a pretty great week for you! First,...
View Article"Baby, you've got a stew going!"
"Baby, you've got a stew going!" Martha Stewart has put up an Arrested Development Premiere Party Menu featuring chocolate-covered bananas, cornballs, and a stew Carl Weathers would love.
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