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Full Frontal Bummer: Google Bans Porn for Google Glass
Last week came news of the first-ever porn app for Google Glass. Today, the App, Tits & Glass, debuted, allowing users to record themselves having sex from their own perspective. And only hours...
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Former Instructor Gets Jail as New Assault Charges Hit Naval Academy
Marine Major Mark Thompson, a former U.S. Naval Academy instructor, was sentenced to 60 days in jail and a $60,000 fine after being convicted last week of committing indecent acts, fraternization, and...
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Facebook Taps Frank Gehry for New Manhattan Digs
According to Serkan Piantino, head of Facebook's New York engineering team, the crew's move isn't going to be just any humdrum relocation: Frank Gehry, legendary designer of big wavy metallic...
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Miami Prostitutes Mistake New Jersey Mom for Rival Hooker, Beat Her Up
Anna Burgese was enjoying another humdrum stay in Miami at the five-star W Hotel when, out of nowhere, she was beaten by a gang of prostitutes who believed the New Jersey mother (in her traditional...
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Nidal Hasan Tells Judge He Shot Up Fort Hood to Protect Mullah Omar
The Los Angeles Times reports that Army Major Nidal Malik Hasan, facing trial in the shooting of 45 people at Fort Hood, asked the judge today for a three-month delay so he can prepare a new strategy:...
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New Jersey Children Forced to Shun Sad, Friendless Bear
Bear the bear thought that, maybe, in New Jersey, he would finally make a friend. On Monday morning, he ended up in Montclair, not a bad little town, with its own art museum and a Whole Foods and big...
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Woman Credits Waka Flocka Flame for the End of Her Unhappy Marriage
Via the Hairpin comes this inspiring Source story of how one 53-year-old woman's affinity for the Southern rapper Waka Flocka Flame gave her the epiphany and courage to end her marriage. Writes social...
View ArticleTaco Bell says the photo of an employee licking a stack of taco shells was...
Taco Bell says the photo of an employee licking a stack of taco shells was taken for "an internal contest" and the shells were "in [the] process of being thrown out." The employee has been fired anyway.
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Ohio Police Chief Sets Quota for Tickets, Tells Officers to Target Kids
The police chief of Brimfield Township in Ohio is being praised by people from around the country for announcing on his department's Facebook page that officers have been ordered to issue at least one...
View ArticleVideogame Based on Joy Division Song Is Proof of Millenial Cannibals
Mighty Box Games, a European development shop, has decided to stomp out the dying embers of unmitigated emotion by creating a videogame "loosely based" on the Joy Division song "Love Will Tear Us...
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Obama's Trade Nominee Stashes Cash in Offshore Tax Haven
Michael Froman is President Obama's nominee to be the new U.S. Trade Representative, the government's top international trade agreement negotiator. Also, Michael Froman has cash stashed in the Cayman...
View ArticleOutbreak of Infectious Giggles Shuts Down Israeli Government
It was the laughing fit that nearly brought down an entire country. Israel's education minister Rabbi Shai Piron was called before the Knesset to deliver the government's position on a law to prevent...
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The Rob Ford Crack Video Might Be "Gone"
Before the Rob Ford Crackstarter—our crowdfunding effort to purchase and publish a video of Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine—reached its $200,000 goal last month, we let everyone know that...
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My Upcoming Vacation, Illustrated via Beyoncé Gifs
One of the noblest, most versatile, and yet most underused story-telling mediums available today is the Beyoncé gif. For the rest of the week, I'm going to be on vacation, visiting my boyfriend's...
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Thief Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Sex Toys
An Oregon woman who had $500 worth of sex toys stolen from the trunk of her sedan says she felt extremely embarrassed having to list the missing items to a police officer. So, naturally, her next stop...
View ArticleJezebel If Comedy Has No Lady Problem, Why Am I Getting So Many Rape Threats?
Jezebel If Comedy Has No Lady Problem, Why Am I Getting So Many Rape Threats? | Gawker The Rob Ford Crack Video Might Be "Gone" | Lifehacker How Can I Spot a Bad Boss Before I Take a Job? | Deadspin...
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Stop Using the Word "Derp"
The word "derp" appeared today on the websites of Business Insider, New York Magazine, and The New York Times—in a post by Nobel prize-winning economist Paul Krugman. This is a good sign that we should...
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100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Flight for Not Turning Off Cell Phones
One hundred students and eight chaperones from a Brooklyn high school were thrown off an AirTran flight from New York to Atlanta early Monday morning after the students reportedly failed to listen to...
View ArticleESPN reports that Major League Baseball is preparing to suspend nearly 20...
ESPN reports that Major League Baseball is preparing to suspend nearly 20 players, including superstar Alex Rodriguez, for a doping scandal with ties to a Miami-area clinic. If the suspensions hold,...
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Texas Company Releases Breast Milk-Flavored Lollipops
If you're looking for a candy to remind you of (very early) childhood or if you're just into weird foods, here you go: A Texas-based candy company released a breast-milk-flavored lollipop on Monday...
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