According to a recorded phone conversation with his mother, alleged Boston...
According to a recorded phone conversation with his mother, alleged Boston Marathon bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev has received at least $1000 in donations for his prison account. This shouldn't exactly come...
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ESPN: MLB Plans To Suspend Everyone Connected To Biogenesis
In late January, the Miami New Times broke the story of South Florida's Biogenesis anti-aging clinic, the shop that allegedly provided human growth hormone and other drugs to major leaguers. The press...
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Michelle Obama Has No Patience for Hecklers
Two weeks ago, President Obama was heckled by anti-war protester Medea Benjamin during a speech about drones and national security. The president handled it respectfully enough, acknowledging Benjamin...
View ArticleNational Security Advisor Tom Donilon will resign at the end of this month.
National Security Advisor Tom Donilon will resign at the end of this month. His replacement is U.N. Ambassador Susan Rice, who withdrew her nomination as Secretary of State last year when Republicans...
View ArticleTown Cracks Down on Unscooped Dog Poop By Mailing It Back to Owners
In a creative twist on the old "dog poop on the porch" gag, one small town has been scooping up abandoned canine excrement and shipping it back to the dog owners who failed to pick it up. The...
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Syrian Government, Hezbollah Take Key Town from Rebels
Qusayr, a strategically important town on the border between Syria and Lebanon, is back under the control of Syrian President Bashar al-Assad after a two-week siege by Assad's troops and the Lebanese...
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Ancient Italians Taught the French How to Make Wine
Though their grape smashing continues to hold authority across the globe, French wine-makers once had to be taught how to grow, stomp, swill their grapes. Molecular analysis of ancient wine pots and...
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Whitney Houston's Daughter Gets Evicted, Leaves Neighbors a Nastygram
Whitney Houston's daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown has been out of the news since she reaffirmed her love for her adoptive brother Nick Gordon last month, but it appears she's about to make a comeback....
View ArticleIn 1956, a drunken patron at a Manhattan bar departed to New Jersey, stole an...
In 1956, a drunken patron at a Manhattan bar departed to New Jersey, stole an airplane, flew it to New York City, and landed it in front of the bar on St. Nicholas Ave. He was fined $100. Two years...
View ArticleCNN released a video of Michelle Obama responding to a heckler last night.
CNN released a video of Michelle Obama responding to a heckler last night. The initial confrontation is only on audio, but later there's shaky cell-phone footage of the First Lady walking off-stage...
View ArticleAt least six people were killed and 13 were injured in Wednesday's building...
At least six people were killed and 13 were injured in Wednesday's building collapse in Philadelphia, though there is some good news; a 61-year-old woman was found alive in the building's rubble 13...
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Cat Busted Smuggling Cell Phone Into Russian Jail
On New Year's Eve last year, a cat was caught smuggling tools into a Brazilian prison. News of that attempt apparently spread to Russia, where at least one inmate inside a north Russian jail convinced...
View ArticleSalaheddin Barhoum and Yassine Zaimi, the Boston-area runners whose faces...
Salaheddin Barhoum and Yassine Zaimi, the Boston-area runners whose faces were slapped on the front page of the New York Post as possible terrorists by possible pig-fucking racist Col Allan, are suing...
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New York State Senate Bill Would Make It a Felony to "Annoy" a Cop
I got my black shirt on. I got my black gloves on. I got my ski mask on. This shit's been too long. COP ANNOYER, better you than me! COP ANNOYER, fuck police tranquility! ...is a song Body Count could...
View ArticleGeorge RR Martin Reacts to People Reacting to Game of Thrones
Evil Santa George R. R. Martin managed to stop killing beloved book characters long enough to make an appearance on last night's Conan. But being removed from his Lair of Despair and General Jerkiness...
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Cops Tackle Knife-Wielding Man as He Stabs Himself Outside Today Show
Cops apprehended a man with a knife on the plaza outside of the Today show this morning while the hosts filmed the program. The man was cutting himself with the weapon as the security team tackled him....
View ArticleU.S. airline flights haven't been this crowded since WWII.
U.S. airline flights haven't been this crowded since WWII.
View ArticleReporter Freaks Out After Magician Blows Her Mind
It might have been a little too 6:45 on a Monday morning for KTLA's feature reporter Allie Mac Kay when part-time sorcerer Justin Willman decided to blow her mind with a very loud illusion, but her...
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World Economic Forum Meeting in a Real Shithole Right Now
The global business and economic leaders (and the media) who attend meetings of the World Economic Forum are used to five-star hotels, world-class dining, and understated luxury. And for their current...
View ArticleSmall Child Drinks Coffee Every Morning, Is Probably Always High
That headline could signal only one thing: the return of Toddlers & Tiaras. Well, it could signal the apocalypse too, I suppose. Really, the clip reel above from last night's season premiere is...
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