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Anti-Semitic Elmo Attempted to Extort Girl Scouts for Two Million
An Elmo street performer—known for spewing hate speech, shouting anti-Semitic diatribes, and generally terrorizing small children who know that Elmo the kindest of souls—just went about attacking a new...
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Woman Who Let Powerball Winner Cut in Line Speaks Out: 'Things Happen'
Mother-of-two Mindy Crandell was standing in line at a Publix supermarket in Zephyrhills, Florida, waiting to buy a Powerball ticket in the hopes of claiming her share of a historic $590.5 million...
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Lindsey Vonn Peeing Makes Andrea Peyser So Hot, Meaning Angry
Whinging tabloid moralist Andrea Peyser, who is definitely, without a doubt, a 100% red-blooded heterosexual American woman, simply cannot stop thinking about hero athlete Lindsey Vonn being forced to...
View ArticleSamuel L. Jackson Auditions for Bryan Cranston's Role on Breaking Bad
All right so this isn't exactly an audition tape per se, but it is about as close you're about to get to Samuel L. Jackson playing Walter White so quit acting like this isn't the best thing you're...
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Duh: Top California Pols Invited to Sean Parker's Eco-Fuck Wedding
So you want to put a giant construction site inside an ancient redwood forest so you can have artificial ruins on your wedding day. Fine. It'll take a lot of money. It also helps if the most powerful...
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Texas Says It's OK to Shoot an Escort If She Won't Have Sex With You
A jury in Bexar County, Texas just acquitted Ezekiel Gilbert of charges that he murdered a 23-year-old Craigslist escort—agreeing that because he was attempting to retrieve the $150 he'd paid to Frago,...
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These Eight Maps Prove That Everyone in the U.S. Speaks Funny But You
Quick, what do you call a sweetened carbonated beverage? Really? You call it... that? Wow. Well, you're wrong. Unless you said soda. Business Insider flags this great set of maps from linguistics Ph.D....
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Paula Deen's Vocation Comes Full Circle: Her Face is on Some Butter
Buttery crusader Paula Deen was just foolin' when she said she would cut the copious slabs of butter out of her cooking. This was a bait and switch because museum subject Paula Deen has a whole brand...
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Nicole Richie Snaps Pic of Pap Who Threw Kid on Floor to Photograph Her
Daughter-to-the-Stars Nicole Richie claims she was walking through LAX after arriving from NYC when she spotted a man snapping a photo of her while his little daughter lay on the floor crying. She...
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'There Is Not a Good Reason' Why Robert Bales Murdered 16 Civilians
One night in March of 2012, US Army Staff Sergeant Robert Bales walked out of Camp Belambay and shot and killed 16 innocent Afghan civilians in two nearby villages. Yesterday, he stood in court and...
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The FBI Raided Steubenville Anonymous Guy's House. Here He Is.
The furor surrounding the Steubenville, Ohio rape case was sparked in large part by the raucous entrance of the hacktivist collective Anonymous into the story. Anonymous members organized digital and...
View ArticleDinner for two and a photo with Barack Obama, all for only $32,400.
Dinner for two and a photo with Barack Obama, all for only $32,400. RSVP now.
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View ArticleMan with 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count But Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
A Tennessee man who has already fathered 22 kids by 14 different women in his 33 short years on earth has been taken to court by those 14 different women in an effort to get him to cough up the tens...
View Article"Turn the Camera Off" and Other Found-Footage Cliches: A Supercut
Today sees the video-on-demand release of V/H/S/2, a sequel to last year's horror anthology. I really enjoyed this new entry (especially the bonkers short about the cult) when I caught it at the...
View ArticleWatch Cate Blanchett Elegantly Go Nuts in Woody Allen's Blue Jasmine
Here's the trailer for Woody Allen's latest commentary on stylish neuroses—Blue Jasmine. Alec Baldwin is some sort of gift-giving swindler and Cate Blanchett is a woman suffering a nervous breakdown...
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Which Gawker Advertisers Are "Sensitive" About the NSA's Panopticon?
The PRISM revelations continue to reverberate throughout the online world, reaching down into the bowels of Gawker Media's ad-slingers.
View ArticleIt's not just one awful cartoonist taking a buyout: the New York Post is...
It's not just one awful cartoonist taking a buyout: the New York Post is laying off 13 employees.
View ArticleRichard Ramirez, Infamous "Night Stalker" Serial Killer, Dead at 53
Richard Ramirez, a former altar boy who grew into a maniacal serial killer known as the "Night Stalker," died in California today at the age of 53. A spokesman for the San Quentin State Prison, where...
View ArticleAndrew Rosenthal, New York Times editorial page editor, says he sees nothing...
Andrew Rosenthal, New York Times editorial page editor, says he sees nothing wrong with changing yesterday's Obama-NSA editorial to soften a sentence that originally read, "The administration has now...
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