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Kate Middleton Had the 31st-est Birthday Ever (at Cirque du Soleil)
Sounds like Cathy Middleton and her husband Bill had a real nice time for her birthday the other night. They and Cathy's parents and her brother and sister all went and saw that circus—what's that...
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Letting People Get High is One of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo's Top...
It will already be less risky to possess marijuana in New York City in 2013 after a Manhattan judge ruled against the NYPD's "stop and frisk" program. Well, okay, that applies to minorities, who were...
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Today's School Shooting Proved Once and For All How Stupid the NRA Is
Let's rewind back to Dec. 21, 2012 — about four weeks ago, and exactly a week after Adam Lanza killed 26 people at Sandy Hook Elementary in Newtown, Conn. On that day, NRA Executive Vice President...
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Tiny Adult Justin Bieber Can Assault His Bodyguards Because He is Very Famous
Justin Bieber is a tiny adult. But he's also one of the most famous people in the world and is thus impervious to consequences. One thing you can do as a tiny adult impervious to consequences that you...
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God is Punishing Michele Bachmann's Campaign Staffers With Empty Pockets...
Everything that happens on Earth is the work of God. Hurricanes? God. Earthquakes? God. Michele Bachmann not coming anywhere remotely close to winning the GOP nomination for president? God. Bachmann...
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Gunmen Escape After a Terrifying, 'Ugly' Hostage Situation at Los Angeles...
Two gunmen who took 14 hostages at a Los Angeles mall last night have apparently escaped after an overnight standoff that involved the LAPD SWAT team locking down the mall and holding around 200...
View ArticleQuentin Tarantino Unloads On Interviewer Over Question About Link Between...
After two decades of reporters and talking heads trying to blame the violence in his films for spurring real-world violence, Quentin Tarantino decided yesterday that he'd had enough. When the question...
View ArticleCadet Thinks He's Doing Mouse a Favor by Releasing It into the Wild; Is Not
Not to give away the ending, but let's just say this video totally makes up for that one from a few weeks back that had a similar, albeit much less real conclusion. [Reddit]
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High School Shooting Suspect Compiled 'Hit List' of Bullies
The 16-year-old suspect in yesterday's shooting at Taft Union High School near Bakersfield allegedly used a list of bullies to target specific students during yesterday's attack. Local authorities are...
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'Glimmer of Hope' for the Long-Term Unemployed
For many millions of Americans who lost their jobs when the Great Recession struck, unemployment has not just been a typical, momentary bump in the road; it has been persistent, and grinding, and, for...
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Restaurant Owner in North Carolina Waits for Lesbian Couple to Pay Tab, Then...
A married lesbian couple say they had just finished enjoying a meal at The Stingray Café in New Bern, North Carolina, when they were approached by the owner and handed a letter riddled with spelling...
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'Do Your Fucking Job,' Expert Job-Haver Lindsay Lohan Snaps at Coworkers in...
TMZ has just unearthed another artifact that will work nicely in your upcoming exhibition "Lindsay Lohan: A Life Hard Lived." It's audio of Lindsay Lohan sniping at her co-star and director on the set...
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Armed Men Roaming Streets of Portland Claim They Are Trying to 'Educate the...
An infamous "Second Amendment educator" from the southern Oregon city of Medford alarmed many in Portland when he and a friend were spotted wandering neighborhood streets armed with assault rifles....
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This is Your $400 Racist Anthropologie Candlestick
You've spent years carefully cultivating your home's boho-chic look. Tearing through boutiques, looking for just the right accent pieces that look like they'd been found at a Portland, Ore. estate...
View ArticleTrust Me, You Do Not Want to See This Video of a Giant Parasitic Worm...
Every so often, the Internet will become so distended with cute animal videos, that a drastic measure will be executed by the Viral Gods to relieve the pressure. Case in point: YouTuber baskwith was...
View ArticleTo Make Up for That Horrifying Spider Video, Here's the Cutest Thing You'll...
Well, that was certainly something wasn't it? Good news is, balance has been fully restored, so we likely won't be seeing another one of those appetite-devastating videos go viral anytime soon. The...
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Beyoncé to Be Joined On Stage by Her Personal Assistants (the Members of...
The Golden Millennium of Beyoncé continues today, as Us Weekly has just confirmed that Destiny's Child will publicly reunite on stage during the Super Bowl. But make no mistake, Kelly and Michelle....
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Kate Middleton's First Official Portrait Unveiled; Public Gasps in Horror
Hmm, well, okay. One nice thing you can say about the Duchess of Cambridge's first official portrait, unveiled today at Britain's National Portrait Gallery, is that it certainly does feature a range of...
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According to Georgia Rep. Phil Gingrey, Todd ‘Legitimate Rape’ Akin Was...
Rep. Phil Gingrey (R-GA) called Todd Akin's now infamous "legitimate rape" comments "partially right" at a breakfast with constituents yesterday. Also, he's a trained obstetrician. Gingrey was speaking...
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An Ohio Schoolboard Unanimously Votes to Place Armed Custodians in Schools
The Montpelier Exempted Village Schools Board of Education in Montepelier, Ohio has instated a surprising policy in the wake of the shooting at Sandy Hook Elementary School last month: voting to allow...
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