2 Girls, 1 Cup, 4 Years in Jail
You may have forgotten the legendary gross-out porn-turned-viral video sensation "2 Girls, 1 Cup" — which sparked a wave of "reaction videos," some of which are compiled above — but the American...
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If Manti Te'o Wants Another Fake Girlfriend, He Can Buy One From This...
Manti Te'o, the Notre Dame linebacker whose dead girlfriend was discovered by Deadspin to not have ever existed, is very visibly on the market right now. Maybe he's looking to pick up the pieces of...
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Tom Cruise Gets 'Swatted'
Hijinks are afoot in Los Angeles, where a SWAT team was dispatched to Tom Cruise's Beverly Hills mansion after receiving a call that there was a gunman on the premises. There was no gunman at Tom...
View ArticleLance Armstrong Admits to Cheating in Frustrating Oprah Interview
Last night, Oprah aired the first part of her interview with Lance Armstrong, who admitted to her that he took performance enhancing drugs for the entirety of his career. Of course, we already know...
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Cross-Dressing, Show-Tunes-Loving Connecticut Priest Busted for Selling Meth...
Following news that one of their former priests was arrested earlier this month for his alleged involvement in a cross-county meth ring, the Roman Catholic Diocese of Bridgeport, Connecticut, released...
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Harrowing Surveillance Footage Shows Woman Getting Punched, Dragged, and...
A man was arrested yesterday and charged in connection with a horrifying assault on a subway passenger in Philadelphia. Disturbing footage of the Tuesday afternoon attack was captured by surveillance...
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Convincing a Coworker You Hate His Wife and Baby, Yelling (Literally) at...
Welcome to Thatz Not Okay, a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Please send your questions to caity.weaver@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not Okay." I've...
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'Middle Aged Bored Couple' in Virginia Seeks Someone to Play Pat Robertson in...
Who among us hasn't at one time or another experimented with having Pat Robertson in the bedroom trying to save our souls while we got it on with our partner in front of him? That's what college is...
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If This Dude Gets One Million Facebook Likes, His High School Crush Will...
Taking his cue from the kids who convinced their parents to give them a puppy after getting 1 million likes on Facebook, Petter Kverneng of Norway got his high school crush Catherine to agree to sleep...
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Concerned Citizen Pulls Over Drunk Cop, Locks Him Up in His Own Cruiser
A South African driver is being praised for taking charge after spotting a cop allegedly driving under the influence through the streets of Pietermaritzburg. Russell George of Prestbury told a local...
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Road Raging Florida Man Severs Girlfriend's Thumb with His Teeth
Police in Palm Bay, Florida, say a lovers' spat ended with a man biting off his girlfriend's thumb and spitting it out on the floorboard of his car. Ricardo Marquis Davis reportedly admitted to...
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The 2013 Guidelines for Coming Out
Jodie Foster's second public mention of Cydney Bernard — her ex-girlfriend/ partner/ roommate/euphemism/whatever, of something like 16 years -– at Sunday's Golden Globe Awards, left people confused....
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Security Officer Hired by School in Response to Sandy Hook Shooting Forgets...
Just days after calling its newly hired armed security guard "a tremendous asset to the safety of our students," a Michigan school released a statement saying the retired firearms instructor had...
View ArticlePresenting the Most Awkward Moment from Lance Armstrong's Oprah Interview:...
Last night, Oprah Winfrey hosted the first installment of Better Know a Psychopath, with special guest Lance Armstrong. While the entire interview could be described as one uncomfortable moment that...
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Porn Parody You Never Asked For Is Here Anyway
Award-winning parody porn director Lee Roy Myers of Seinfeld: A XXX Parody and Cheers: A XXX Parody fame has released what is sure to be the magnum opus of his celebrated oeuvre: A porn parody of the...
View ArticleGroup Arrested for Posing as TV News Crew, Tasering Unsuspecting Interviewees
From the What the Fuck Files, police in Cleveland have arrested three people accused of posing as a TV news crew, then tasering their interviewees. Police made the arrests after two separate...
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Inexperience required
And now for a message from Nick Denton, the Founder and Publisher of Gawker Media. We've always prided ourselves on saving young talent from the spirit-dulling indoctrination of journalism schools and...
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Racist Business Owner Fires Obama-Supporting Employees to 'Cover New...
In the comments section of a recent Salt Lake Tribune story about a smoothie bar owner who charges liberal customers more for their drinks, another Utah business owner expressed his support for the...
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Did Manti Te'o Violate Notre Dame's Stringent Code of Conduct By Lying About...
To hear Manti Te'o tell it, he's a victim of one of the greatest web hoaxes in the internet's relatively short lifespan. Te'o, the Notre Dame football star presently embroiled in a fake-dead-girlfriend...
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The Weinstein Company is the Last to Realize the Offensive Line of Django...
The Weinstein Company, the studio behind Django Unchained, has asked toy maker NECA to halt production on a line of action figures based on the controversial movie. Several civil rights groups had...
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