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How the American Who Outsourced His Own Job to China So He Could Watch Cat...
By now you may have heard the story of an American software developer who scammed several companies by forwarding a fraction of his six-figure salary to a Chinese company that was doing his work for...
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Here's the First Trailer for Harmony Korine's Contra-Disney Movie, Spring...
Since the first scintillating promo photos for man-boy director Harmony Korine's latest envelope-bender Spring Breakers emerged last year, they have been spotted around the net shopped with a variety...
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POM Juice Not a Magical Elixir After All, Huh
Were you one of those people who was always up in the grocery store with your husband or whatever saying "No dear trust me this POM juice is definitely worth $69.99 for this eight-ounce serving...
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Is This Smoking Hot Japanese Model to Blame for the Boeing Dreamliner's...
As Boeing scrambles to figure out why the lithium-ion batteries in their 787 Dreamliners keep starting fires, the residents of Japan already know exactly who the culprit is. That's right — who. It...
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Journalism, Scientology, and Manti Te'o: Finding the Leper with the Most Fingers
This has been a fantastic week for media outrage, especially on Twitter. On Monday, a pro-Scientology ad in the Atlantic that was mocked up to faintly resemble an article generated hours of castigating...
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Son of Barney & Friends Creator Accused of Trying to Murder Neighbor
A rare shooting incident in a "quiet Malibu canyon enclave" took an even more bizarre turn when it was revealed today that man who allegedly pulled the trigger is Patrick Leach — the 27-year-old son...
View ArticleWho Cares If the Mariah Carey/Nicki Minaj American Idol Feud Is Real? It's...
The powers that be at American Idol want us to think that Mariah Carey and Nicki were at each other's throats from the get go, in one of the most ostentatious diva battles pop culture has ever...
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Woman's Breasts May Have Played Part in Smothering Death of Her Boyfriend
A woman in Washington is being accused of becoming the latest femme fatale to use her lethal weapons literally. Donna Marie Lange and her boyfriend of one month were arguing inside their trailer park...
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Mississippi Just Arrests School Kids for Anything, Including Farting
The state of Mississippi ranks 50th in the average salary it pays its public school teachers. There's also, you know, the deep history of poverty and racism and deprivation. So perhaps it is no...
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64% of Republicans Say Obama 'Seems kind of Squirrelly,' Was Born in Kenya
In America we are all endowed with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of conspiracy theory. In America we are all free. A new study, from Fairleigh...
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House Republicans Meet at a Former Slave Plantation to Practice Talking to...
The House Republicans are holding their annual winter retreat in quaint tourist village Williamsburg, Virginia, this weekend in order to recuperate and prepare for upcoming legislative battles....
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How to Tell if Your Friend's Girlfriend Is Not Real: A Lesson from the Manti...
Everyone was tricked into reading about sports yesterday, after the inspirational story of one college football star suddenly became so riddled with holes, plot twists, and BIG REVEALS, it would not...
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Dog Runs Down Man: Boxer Bulldog Kills Owner with Family Car
Highway Patrol troopers say a dog is to blame for a man's death in a bizarre car accident that took place earlier this week. James Campbell and Iris Fortner, both 68, were backing their car into the...
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Is Annie Leibovitz's Hurricane Sandy Fashion Shoot for Vogue Tacky,...
At the time of writing there is just one comment underneath Annie Leibovitz's Hurricane Sandy-themed photoshoot for Vogue magazine: "this is tacky and tasteless." The comment may stand alone, but the...
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Even as Crime Rises, New York's Police Commissioner Ray Kelly Is Still the...
Today is a very good day to be New York Police Department Commissioner Ray Kelly. A new poll puts his approval rating at 75 percent, the highest yet. It is also a good day to be a criminal in New York...
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MICHELLE OBAMA HAS BANGS NOW
Wow, LADIES, time for an emergency meeting of the LADIES because there has been a huge development in our sex's perpetual race to/fight against bang adoption: Michelle Obama now has BANGS. Earlier...
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How Did Football Star Manti Te'o Get Catfished by a Fake Dead Girl? Six...
As nearly everyone in America knows by now, the heartbreaking and inspirational story of Notre Dame football star Manti Te'o and his dead girlfriend was a hoax. As Deadspin conclusively proved...
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Divorce Lawyer Has Sex With Client, Bills Her for Services Rendered
Minnesota's Supreme Court last week barred attorney Thomas P. Lowe from practicing law for at least the next 15 months after it was revealed that he was billing a client for sex. Lowe, who runs a...
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Firefighters Dig for Three Hours to Rescue Extreme Hoarder Trapped for Two...
An extreme hoarder in Canada who became pinned down when a large pile of his collected belongings tipped over spent two days trapped in his home until a concerned relative asked police officers to...
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Zac Efron Would Prefer It If You Didn't Photograph Him Standing Next to a...
Zac Efron is no stranger to getting freaky in sex shops, so it struck a paparazzi as kind of odd that the Disney alum would freak out after being photographed at Fantasy World in the West Village...
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