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SNOWBLIND: A Girls Recap
This week's episode of Girls is one of the most enjoyable television episodes ever, especially if you're a cokehead. The writers of this television program about young girls in Brooklyn decided to...
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The Montreal-based design school where the ultra-viral baby-snatching eagle hoax video was created says it plans to use the money it made from YouTube ads to fund scholarships for "deserving...
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Kelly Bensimon is Still Around, Going to Business School
Former Real Housewife of New York Kelly Killoren Bensimon is off to get herself a degree from business school. The New York Post reports Bensimon will be taking classes online to get an MBA in...
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Westminster Kennel Club Lets In Two New Dog Breeds; Used to Be a Real...
Two new breeds of dirty old dogs have been added to the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show before the organization's February competition while, for the one hundred thirty sixth straight year, humans on...
View ArticleDisturbing Viral Video Shows Mother Forcing Toddler to Get a Tattoo
A highly alarming video that surfaced online over the weekend has the entire Internet seething with rage. In the video, a crying toddler can be seen being held in place by a woman alleged to be his...
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The Gowanus Dolphin Died From Natural Causes, Not Man-Made Filth
Last Friday, an injured dolphin swam into Brooklyn's filthy Gowanus Canal, where it became stuck and later died; the ordeal was equal parts captivating and disturbing, and inspired at least one moving...
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Father of 6-Year-Old Newtown Victim Heckled by Pro-Gun Activists
From their "What Would Django Do?" campaign to their ill-fated (and shooting-filled) Gun Appreciation Day to idiotic NRA commercials, pro-gun activists have been on an impressive roll. But it's been a...
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Justin Bieber Gropes Fan During Meet and Greet in Florida
A photo posted yesterday on Justin Bieber's official fan page appears to show the recently embachelored teenybopper pop star getting a bit too familiar with one of his fans during a meet and greet in...
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Bus Driver Accidentally Plays Hardcore Porn Film for Passengers (NSFW)
Don't you just hate it when you're a long-distance bus driver in Chile and you accidentally forget that hardcore porn you were enjoying earlier in the coach's video tray and then press play thinking...
View ArticleCissy Houston: I Wouldn't Have Liked If Whitney Were Gay, 'Not At All'
Last night, on the eve of the release of her Remembering Whitney book, Whitney Houston's mother Cissy sat down with and croaked at Oprah Winfrey for a very special episode of Oprah's Next Chapter....
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Taco Bell CEO Confirms: Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Coming Soon
Taco Bell kicked off the year by teasing its Facebook fans with a photo of a taco alongside a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos over the caption "anything could happen in 2013" — the wink being that Cool...
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White Man Discovers Blunts
Sure, everyone chuckled this week about the Dallas Police Department not having a fucking clue what "molly" is. But were we being too harsh on Dallas whites? Because even in America's greatest...
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Cory Booker's Spokesman Refuses to Say Whether or Not He's Gay
The world cried out for more words on puppy-rescuing Newark Mayor, New Jersey Senate hopeful and Twitter celebrity Cory Booker, and Buzzfeed has delivered — 5,000 of them, answering the question "Can...
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Hunter's Bullet Ricochets Off Boar, Kills Driver Over a Mile Away
It sounds like one of those schoolyard riddles: A driver in northern France was killed by a stray bullet that apparently ricocheted off a wild boar over a mile away. Hunters who spoke with local...
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Amy Poehler is Writing a Book That Sounds Absolutely Crazy
Drop whatever you're doing unless it's made of glass and clear a smallish, rectangular space on your coffee table; Amy Poehler is writing a book. But not just any book. All books. Here's the...
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Cat With Eyebrows Takes Instagram By Storm
This is Sam. Sam has eyebrows. Sam's eyebrows make him look perpetually worried. But Sam has nothing to be worried about: Among the #catsofinstagram, Sam stands alone. In just over a month, Sam and...
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Horrifying Video Allegedly Shows Scores Dead in Massacre in Syria
According to the anti-regime human-rights group Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, as many as 80 men were found killed execution-style in an Aleppo suburb on Tuesday, many with their hands bound...
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This Is The Girl Who Will Play Cory and Topanga's Daughter in the Boy Meets...
Entertainment Weekly broke the news late last night that 11-year-old Rowan Blanchard has officially been cast in the role of Cory and Topanga's daughter in the Disney Channel's upcoming spinoff of Boy...
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Making Subways Safer Is a Poor Use of Money
In New York City last year, 141 were struck by subway trains, and 55 were killed. There have been several recent high-profile deaths on the tracks, including one that made the cover of the NY Post....
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Jeff Zucker Is Blowing Up CNN
Jeff Zucker, the flesh egg whose destruction of NBC earned him a job running CNN, has launched his reign of terror over the network: James Carville and Mary Matalin — gone! Erick Erickson — gone!...
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