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Georgia Homeowner Suspected of Killing Driver Who Followed GPS to Wrong Address
Police in Georgia say a homeowner shot and killed a man who accidentally ended up on his driveway after following GPS directions to the wrong house. 22-year-old Rodrigo Diaz was driving with friends...
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Teen Comes Out to Parents with Punny 'Gay Cake'
15-year-old Ellen-admirer Laurel was understandably nervous about how her parents would react to her coming out, so she baked them a cake to sweeten the blow. But not just any cake — a gay cake (or...
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Use Google's New North Korea Map to Plan Your Epic DPRK Road trip
Google has just released its first, detailed maps of North Korea. You know what that means: ROOAAAD!!! TRIIIP!!! A team of amateur mapmakers populated North Korea with roads and landmarks on Google...
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Unkillable Barbara Walters Now Has Rare Case of Chickenpox
A couple weeks ago, when Barbara Walters slipped and cut her head while leaving a party at the British Ambassador's house, we were all secretly jealous of her because knowing British people is so...
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On Eating Catfish
I never want a boyfriend until I meet him; Charles* got me effortlessly. He enlivened me. I felt free to say whatever as we swapped pop-cultural obsessions, revealing ourselves in the process. Or at...
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High School Math Teacher in Trouble for Tweeting Nude Photos, Calling...
Semi-nude selfies and jokes about on-campus drug use are just some of the things found on one Colorado math teacher's Twitter page. 23-year-old Carly McKinney, a first-year teacher at Overland High...
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Can Animals Be Mentally Ill?
Welcome to our science-like new feature, "Hey, Science," in which we will have our most provocative scientific questions answered by real live scientists (or related experts). No question is too smart...
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Long Lost Sex Pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger Found in Storage Locker Once Owned...
After two scandalous years of dealing with an extramarital affair, an illegitimate son, and a high-profile separation, Arnold Schwarzenegger was all set to wipe the slate clean with a wholesome...
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Brawny Bieber Boorishly Bares Bulky Body
This brash young zoot-suiter Justin Bieber had better learn something more than baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby—he had better learn some respect. Respect for rules. Respect for...
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If You Call Oprah 'Old' on Twitter, She Will Hunt You Down
Lots of things were raw yesterday, during Oprah's sit-down with Whitney Houston's mother, Cissy. Things like Cissy's Houston's disapproval of Bobby Brown. Things like Oprah Winfrey's raw-ass raggedy...
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Dog Wearing People Clothes Takes Tumblr By Storm
A stylish Shiba Inu named after Patrick Swayze's character in Point Break is teaching humans a thing or two about looking presentable biped. With a little technical assistance from his poop-scoopers...
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Justin Bieber Thinks He Deserves a Grammy, Is Rapidly Becoming an...
Justin Bieber has a giant chip on his perpetually shirtless shoulder. He isn't doing much press for his new Believe Acoustic album, but he did sit down with Billboard's Bill Werde for a Q&A. Werde...
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'I'd Do Her': A Brief History of Michael Bloomberg's Public Sexism
When the latest New York magazine cover story on leading New York City mayoral candidate Christine Quinn came out this week, it quoted current Mayor Michael Bloomberg as telling a reporter to "look at...
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This Is What Jason London Looked Like After He Shit His Pants in the Back of...
Dazed and Confused star Jason London had a very bad weekend — he was punched by a bouncer and arrested for disorderly conduct. Still! The cops who arrested him had a worse one, given that they had to...
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Bullying Drives Gay Teen to Hang Himself in Schoolyard
A teen from the northeastern Oregon town of La Grande has been taken off life support a week after he attempted to commit suicide by hanging himself from a play structure near a local elementary...
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Lindsay Lohan Is Too Sick to Appear in Court Tomorrow, But Not Too Sick to Go...
America's SweeTart Lindsay Lohan is poised to miss her first court date of 2013 in California tomorrow due to a life-threatening case of the blahs. TMZ reports that Lohan's attorney Mark Heller (who,...
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The Deadly Nightclub Fire In Brazil Happened Because That Night's Band Were...
At the root of the unimaginable tragedy in Brazil — in which 234 people died and at least 120 others were hospitalized in a fire at a nightclub called Kiss — is wanton carelessness for others....
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St. Louis Woman Goes Back to Fourth Grade, But Not Like Billy Madison
If you're a dude in your 20s, you may be fond of the Adam Sandler film "Billy Madison." For anyone too mature for pee and armpit jokes (and whatever else happens in "Billy Madison" — I swear when I...
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Man Steals Ambulance and 2 Cars, Tries But Fails to Steal 2 Horses
As you slip into bed tonight wondering how you spent another night watching television for six hours, think about the other types of fun you could be having. Like, for instance, getting hammered and...
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AMC Releases Mad Men Season 6 Promo Pictures to Remind You That Your Life Is...
Mad Men is all set to perform a tipsy cha-cha-cha back onto our TV screens for its penultimate season April 7. In the meantime, AMC has released a slew of promotional pictures designed to remind...
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