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Abbottabad, the City Where Osama Bin Laden Was Killed, Is Building an...
In an effort to boost tourism, Abbottabad, the Pakistani city where Osama Bin Laden was killed, is building an amusement park. There will be all sorts of fun activities, including a zoo, a paragliding...
View ArticleThis Toddler Is Better at Basketball Trick Shots Than Most Adults Are At...
I'm not sure what's more amazing: That a two-year-old Little Dude Perfect is putting pros to shame with his ridiculously precocious basketball trick shots — or that his name is Titus. His parents...
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Please God No More Boston Gangster Movies
Today, in movie news, we learn that Johnny Depp will be playing the role of notorious Boston gangster Whitey Bulger in an upcoming film based on Bulger's life. This should not be confused with the...
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Chris Brown Obviously Faked His 180 Days of Community Service; Will Probably...
The lies in Chris Brown's community service progress reports are so egregious, so bald-faced, so flabbergastingly, blatantly untrue, that it's shocking to think anyone ever intended to pass them off...
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Outrage at Duke Over Fraternity's Asian-Themed 'Racist Rager'
Members of the Asian Students Association at Duke are incensed over a fraternity's decision to throw a themed party replete with offensive Asian stereotypes, including conical hats and geisha outfits....
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Neanderthal Recreates Nirvana's Nevermind
Believe it or not, five-time Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte is still a thing. The swimmer, who took America by storm last year after winning five overall medals in the London Olympics despite...
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Three-Year-Old Boy Accidentally Shot In The Head While Playing with Pink Gun...
Police in Greenville, South Carolina, say a 3-year-old boy was killed Friday night after a pink gun he mistook for a toy accidentally discharged. Temorej Smith and his 7-year-old sister were in the...
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Beyoncé's Publicist Wants to Erase These Six Unflattering Photos from the...
Yesterday, we discovered that Kanye West had apparently forced the photo wire service Getty to remove a series of photos of himself in a skirt. Today, Beyoncé's publicist is going around trying to get...
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Everybody is Mad at Touré For Supporting Obama's Drone Wars
Touré (pictured above interviewing T.I.) is a fine writer — or at least he was at one point. Now he mostly spends his time as a helium-filled talking head, floating drably across MSNBC's midday...
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Manti Te'o Quits Twitter in First Good Idea of 2013
Congratulations are in order for hopeless romantic, imagined boyfriend and soon-to-be NFL linebacker Manti Te'o: he's finally made a sound decision. Te'o — who was of course duped into believing that...
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The Bunker in Alabama Where the Kidnapped 5-Year Old Was Held Looks Crazy
The saga of the kidnapped five-year old in Dale County, Alabama has come to a conclusion. The boy is safe and resting in a hospital and his captor, Jimmy Lee Dykes — who kidnapped the boy after...
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Hasbro Let the Internet Choose The New Monopoly Token and Guess What the...
Following an Internet-wide survey conducted on Facebook, Hasbro this morning unveiled which one of the five new Monopoly tokens it proposed would be added to the classic board game later this year....
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Neither Snow, Nor Rain, Except on Saturdays: USPS to Cease Weekend Mail Delivery
The US Postal Service is preparing to announce its decision to stop delivering first-class mail on Saturdays in a last-ditch effort to save itself from total ruin. According to CBS News, a...
View ArticleThis Is The Only Acceptable Way to Wake Up a Sleeping Baby
Normally, the last thing in the world you'd ever want to do is wake up a sleeping baby. But, in the case of little Amaya, it's impossible not to make an exception, considering how adorable it is when...
View ArticleA Long Paws of Silence, Please: Real-Life 'Long Cat' Passes Away
Stewie the Cat, who, at 48.5 inches from nose to tail-tip, was officially recognized as the World's Longest Domestic Cat by Guinness World Records, passed away earlier this week of cancer. A Maine Coon...
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Dog Food Has to Be People Food Now
Do you own a dog? Is your dog's name "Ranger?" Why not? Do you sometimes—because you love Ranger very much—go to the special pet store and buy him special, more expensive "Science Diet" dog food that...
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The Saga of Chet Haze's Lost iPad
If you enjoyed the heart-pounding action of Saving Private Ryan and the taut intrigue of The Da Vinci Code, you'll love dynamic thrill ride that is: The Son of the Star of Those Movies Lost His iPad....
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Second Grader Suspended from School for Trying to Save the World with an...
An elementary school in Colorado has suspended a second grader for violating one of its "absolutes" prohibiting games involving pretend weapons. But 7-year-od Alex Evans insists the imaginary grenade...
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Pregnant Sexts: The Love Triangle Lighting Up New York's Literary World
Have you heard the one about the disgruntled cuckold who discovered his editor wife was cheating with a literary-agency heir and forwarded their sexts to the scion's powerful father, agency partners,...
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The Washington Post, New York Times and a Bunch of Other News Organizations...
We would all like to know as much as we can about the Obama Administration's top-secret program of assassinating U.S. citizens with drones, so we can figure out how best not to get assassinated. But...
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