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Dream Home: The House from A Nightmare on Elm Street Is For Sale
...7,8, better stay up late. 9, 10, location, location, location. It was the house where iconic movie monster Freddy Krueger first infiltrated the nightmares of unsuspecting sleeping teens, but a Los...
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Ben & Jerry's 'Liz Lemon' Flavor Doesn't Sound Like Something Liz Lemon Would...
Tina Fey's Liz Lemon abides by a diet that is notoriously unhealthy, and often on the outer boundaries of "food." She famously received a false positive on a pregnancy test after gorging on "Sabor de...
View ArticleThe First and Last Cat Training Video You'll Ever Need to See
Welcome to How To Discipline Your Cat 101. Lesson 1: Ha ha you can't discipline a cat ha ha are you crazy ha ha. Class dismissed. [Reddit]
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America's Youngest Female Billionaire Is a Drag Racing In-N-Out Burger Heiress
Do you know who the youngest female billionaire in America is? No, of course you don't. That's why you read this website. To learn that she is the heiress to the In-N-Out Burger chain fortune, and she...
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Unemployment Stories, Vol. 25: 'I Still Exist'
The economy added more than 150,000 jobs in January, but unemployment still rose to 7.9%; if you count those who have given up and stopped looking for work, the rate is much higher. Each week, we bring...
View ArticleKnife-Brandishing Man Threatening to Slit His Own Throat Tasered by Police...
A typical Changing of the Guard ceremony outside Buckingham Palace yesterday morning was briefly interrupted by a man waving around two large knifes and ranting unintelligibly. Police say 54-year-old...
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Failed FEMA Head Michael Brown Finally Pays Attention to the Superdome
On August 31, in the wake of Hurricane Katrina, FEMA public affairs officer Marty Bahamonde emailed his boss, then-FEMA chief Michael Brown, to make sure he understood how dire the situation had become...
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'The Fun Never Stopped for Me': Rihanna Quite Enjoyed the Rihanna Plane (Fiasco)
Rolling Stone's most recent issue has Rihanna on the cover, with an accompanying profile by contributing editor Josh Eells. For the piece, Eells goes to a comedy show with the loudly expressive pop...
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One Direction's Harry Styles Celebrates His 19th Birthday with a Stripper
Kids today. They're either silently pleading down their boners while other kids, clad only in underpants, rub up against them in public bars, or they're busy making sandwiches. Everyone has a...
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Get To Know America's Safest Cities
The annual list of America's safest cities has been updated by CQ Press and the country's most crime-free metropolitan areas have something in common: you probably haven't heard of most of them! So...
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This South Korean Job Seeker's Emotional Cover Letter Puts Your Grammatically...
A candid cover letter penned by a South Korean job seeker is getting some serious attention today. Not because of how polished it is. Quite the contrary: It is riddled with grammatical errors, having...
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Alabama Hostage Stand-Off Comes to a Close, Five-Year-Old Boy Rescued Safely
The seven-day stand-off between a survivalist and Alabama and federal authorities has come to a close. Jimmy Lee Dykes, who kidnapped a five-year-old boy in Midland City after shooting his school bus...
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England Buried King Richard III Under a Parking Lot; Digs Him Up Like 'Our Bad'
We're all jealous of Kate Middleton now. The shiny hair. The castle home. But in 500 years she'll be just another monarch buried underneath a Pizza Hut parking lot, so who cares, really? Researchers in...
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Kanye West Is the 'Pioneer of This Queer Shit,' Says Homophobe Rapper
Lord Jamar of the '90s political-minded hip-hop group Brand Nubian (and who also acted on Oz) has at last weighed in on the skirt Kanye West rocked almost two months ago at the 12-12-12 benefit show at...
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Here's How Hackers Could Have Blacked Out the Superdome Last Night (Even...
Beyonce and voodoo have been ruled out as potential culprits in the bizarre 33-minute blackout during last night's Super Bowl. But what about hackers? It took just a few minutes after the lights went...
View ArticleNo One Has Ever Loved Anything As Much As This Baby Loves His New Toy
Ah, babies. Young enough to be endlessly enthralled by the perpetual motion of a Playskool Busy Ball Popper, too young to realize it's all downhill from here. According to this euphoric infant's...
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Hollywood's Hottest Secret Society Is: Selena Gomez's Bible Study Group
Hey, guys. Have you heard about this guy J.C.? He's a cool dude with some pretty radical ideas. He wanted everyone to be chill to one another, like the TOMS shoe guy, and he wore strappy gladiator...
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Donald Trump Is Suing Bill Maher Over a Stupid $5 Million Bet
Donald Trump, last seen around here giving props to and then having his feelings hurt by Deadspin, is a well-known idiot. Even Brian Williams thinks so. But still, here Trump is, doing dumb things in...
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Three Members of Belligerent Canadian Family Arrested for Smoking Mid-Flight
Last Friday, not one, not two, but three members of the MacNeil family were detained after smoking aboard a Sunwing flight from Halifax to the Dominican Republic. David, 54, Donna, and David Jr, 22,...
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Confidential Justice Department Memo: Targeted Killing of Americans Does Not...
Late Monday evening, NBC's Michael Isikoff released a report detailing a confidential Justice Department memo obtained by NBC News. The memo, called the white paper, discusses the legal justifications...
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