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Zach Galifianakis Brings Back Between Two Ferns for a Special Extra-Awkward...
It's been too many months since Zach Galifianakis last took a seat between two ferns and proceeded to make famous people feel extremely uncomfortable, but the man-child comedian has still got it. And...
View ArticleThe Honey Boo Boo Family Delivers a Truckload of Toys for Needy Kids,...
Don't say Honey Boo Boo never did anything for anyone. Last night's Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Christmas special devoted a lot of its time to the family's charity work, chiefly collecting a massive...
View ArticleTaylor Swift Mocked Harry Styles in the Middle of Her Grammy Performance Last...
Functional adult Taylor Swift took a few seconds out of her nationally televised Grammy performance to embarrass the teenager she recently stopped dating. Swift opened the awards show with a sort of...
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Egypt Court Bans YouTube for a Month Over Muhammed Movie
The fallout from the low-budget Innocence of Muslims YouTube video continues, incredibly. Egyptian judge Hassouna Tawfiq has just ordered that YouTube be blocked for 30 days in Egypt over the video,...
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Profane Outburst by CBS White House Correspondent Engenders Interest in...
Major Garrett, CBS News' chief White House correspondent, sure is mad at someone! This tweet flickered briefly across our screens this morning before Garrett noticed and deleted it; it was likely...
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Madonna Keeps Posting Unflattering Pictures of Herself on Instagram and It's...
After flirting with Twitter last year, it seems that Madonna has decided to give herself over to Instagram. On Saturday, she posted an image of herself peering over a martini glass with the caption...
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'Florida Man' Personifies Everything That's Messed Up About Florida
Florida has a reputation for being the black sheep of the country, but it's really undeserved. After all, you could hardly blame an entire state for the actions of a single man. "Florida Man Stabs...
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Three Dead Following Delaware Courthouse Shooting Rampage
Three people, including the gunman, are dead following a shootout at a Delaware courthouse Monday morning. It happened just after 8:00 a.m., when a man walked into the New Castle County Courthouse in...
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Unemployment Stories, Vol. 26: 'I Want Hope'
Since the Great Recession struck several years ago, nearly a quarter of Americans have been laid off themselves, and another 50% of Americans have seen a friend or family member lose their job. Each...
View ArticleGet Up To Speed on the Harlem Shake Phenomenon by Watching 49 Harlem Shake...
The Harlem Shake. It's everywhere. On the news. In Norwegian Army drills. Heck, even your grandma's doing it. You want to make good on your New Year's resolution to stay current on the latest pop...
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Daughter of Newsman Brian Williams Has Flack Censor Softball Interview Question
Allison Williams, co-star of the HBO hit Girls, is the daughter of NBC News anchor Brian Williams, a man who makes his living by asking the tough questions. A cynic might even allege that Allison...
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Boobs, Boobs Everywhere: Here Are the People Who Violated the Grammy Wardrobe...
Last week, CBS emailed all the stars attending the Grammys and asked them to cover their breasts with fabric before they arrived. The stars, offended that the Grammys had effectively threatened to back...
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Male Teacher Accused of Posing as Female on Facebook to Solicit Nude Photos...
A history teacher at an all-boys Catholic school in Orange County was arrested over the weekend and charged with posing as a female on Facebook in order to convince underage boys to send him explicit...
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Kobe Bryant is Not Cool With Homophobia
NBA star (and one-time rapper) Kobe Bryant is the latest sports star to take a firm pro-gay stand publicly. It all started when Twitter user PacSmoove, who goes by Michael and claims to live in East...
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Big Dumb Sex: A Girls Recap
This week's episode of Girls features only one major character, Hannah, who's basically snapped at this point in her young life. There's a brief snippet of Ray, crabby as ever, perhaps even more so now...
View ArticleLittle Adeline Hears Bad Brains for the First Time, Politely Asks to Turn It Up
There comes a time in every little girl's life when she hears Bad Brains for the first time. For Adeline, that time was this week, when her parents introduced her to "Attitude" and she immediately...
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Introducing Mountain Dew's New Morning Drink for Bros: Kickstart
Since coffee is for pussies and tea is way gay, PepsiCo's Mountain Dew has a new morning soda to start your day off right. It's called Kickstart and it sounds delightful. Kickstart is a "sparkling...
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Angelenos Now Using Signs to Ask LAPD to Not Shoot Them Amid Manhunt
Faced with a police force that has already fired on three innocent citizens in pursuit of suspected murderer Christopher Dorner, LA residents are taking it upon themselves to warn area cops that they...
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Is Lindsay Lohan Opening a 'High-End Mexican Restaurant' In Tribeca? Please,...
Over the course of her twenty-six years on Earth (version C), Lindsay Lohan has learned that she is bad at many things. She is bad at not breaking the law. She is bad at managing her temper. She is bad...
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Redditor Asks for Help In Finding High School Friend's Porn Doppelganger;...
Reddit, much like Old Country Buffet, has something for everyone — and everything is kinda greasy. Popular subreddits dedicated to jailbait and creepshots have made headlines in the past, but with...
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