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Texas Teen Sues Parents, Claims They're Forcing Her to Get an Abortion
But her dad says the allegations are false, and his daughter is being put up to the lawsuit by someone else. That someone might be the Texas Center for Defense of Life, which filed the lawsuit on the...
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Official: Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos Are Coming This March
Buy a bunch of Febreze and start the clock: Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Tacos will be making their Taco Bell debut on March 7th. It's out of the bag. Coming March 7th. #CoolRanchDLT vine.co/v/bvlaYggdIiU...
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New York Post Manufactures New Controversy Over 'Jew-Bash Designer' John...
The New York Post is known for its always subtle, never offensive covers. Today is nothing new; the morning after President Obama's fifth State of the Union and Christopher Dorner's death, the most...
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Amanda Bynes Decorated Her Apartment Like a Parlor Room in Hell
Have you ever had a casual acquaintance who seemed totally normal and nice and the first time you went to their house they were like, "I can't believe you've never seen my house!" and you were like "I...
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When Can We Go Live on the Moon?
Welcome to "Hey, Science," our disgustingly scientific weekly feature in which we will have your most provocative scientific questions answered by real live scientists (or related experts). No question...
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These Photos of an Adorable Little Boy and His French Bulldog Buddy...
Little Tasuku and his French Bulldog Muu are inseparable. The two do everything together: Sit on the couch; sleep on the couch; sleep on each other. The boys' mother, Aya Sakai, can't seem to get...
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Jeopardy! Teen Tournament Contestant Earns Alex Trebek's Eternal Respect with...
This year's two-week Jeopardy! Teen Tournament had a few memorable moments. There was that time all the answer categories were lyrics from Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe." Then there was that time...
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Here's a Three-Minute Video of a Musician Spanking Four Naked Women in the...
To promote their "music is everywhere" philosophy, the Spanish band patáx charged their percussionist Jorge Perez Gonzalez with the task of slapping the asses of four mostly nude women for nearly...
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Hugh Jackman's Wife Doesn't Like It When You Say Her Husband Is Gay, Jackman...
Animated pile of muscle and sideburns Hugh Jackman is the subject of a fawning Hollywood Reporter cover story by Stephen Galloway. The piece most notably touches on the rumors of gayness that are as...
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The Top 1% Has More Than Recovered From That Little Recession
Sales of luxury goods are booming in America; after a brief surge by China, the U.S. has regained its title as the world's leading consumer of Moet champagne, Louis Vuitton handbags, and Hermes...
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Are Spanx Good or Evil?
This morning, two intrepid Gawker journalists traveled all the way to Midtown Manhattan to peruse the new fall Fashion Week showcase of Spanx, the body-squeezing clothing-and-undergarment line for...
View ArticleEllen Lets John the Cute Sprinkles Kid Eat As Many Sprinkles As He Wants
Just when you thought John — the little kid who got caught with his face in the sprinkles jar — couldn't get any cuter, he goes and appears on Ellen with his mom Erica. The 3-year-old was finally...
View ArticleWestboro Baptist Church Defector Confronted by Parents of Soldier Whose...
Libby Phelps Alvarez is the granddaughter of Fred Phelps, leader of the Westboro Baptist "Church." She left the Topeka, Kansas-based congregation, famous for picketing the soldiers of American...
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The Military Created a Special Medal Just for Drone Pilots
For the first time since 1944, the Pentagon has created a new combat-related medal to award drone pilots. Outgoing Defense Secretary Leon Panetta announced today that the Distinguished Warfare Medal...
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Driver Forced to Speed Down Highway at 125 MPH for an Hour After His Brakes...
A hapless French driver became an inadvertent speed demon when his car malfunctioned and refused to slow down for nearly an hour. Frank Lecerf was on his way to the supermarket when he noticed that...
View ArticleBlooper-Prone Canadian News Anchor Does Inadvertent Blowjob Demonstration On...
Global Saskatoon morning news anchor Lisa Dutton can't seem to catch a break when it comes to getting caught in embarrassing on-air innuendos. You may remember Dutton from last year's ultra-viral...
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Steve Martin Just Became a Dad at Age 67; Here's a Tentative Timeline of His...
Two-time Father of the Bride Steve Martin became a first-time father of a human being in early December when his wife, Anne Stringfield, 41, gave birth to a baby. His rep just got around to confirming...
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Homeless Man Returns Engagement Ring Worth Thousands to Woman After She...
Last Friday in Kansas City, rich engaged woman Sarah Darling spotted poor homeless man Billy Ray Harris in a part of Kansas City called The Plaza. Harris was holding a cup full of spare change, so...
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Spider-Man Says He Was Attacked by Snowball-Wielding Mom in Times Square
Three days after he was arrested for allegedly punching a woman in Times Square, Spider-Man (or, more accurately, a man who dresses up as Spider-Man in Times Square for a living) is now accusing the...
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Conspiracy Theorists Leap at the Confusing Case of Dorner's Multiple Wallets
Now that the story of Christopher Dorner seems to have come to its end, it's time to start rewriting it. Enter the Dorner Truthers. These are the people, a number of whom are on Reddit, who have...
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