Oh God Billy Corgan What Are You Doing
What's Smashing Pumpkins bandleader Billy Corgan up to these days you ask? Oh, not much. Just starring in a wrestling-themed furniture ad for "wacky" Chicago-area retailer Walter E. Smithe. Corgan,...
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Lindsay Lohan Borrowed a $1,750 Gown for a Party and Returned It Cut in Half
Goldschläger incarnate Lindsay Lohan has allegedly learned the hard way that, like dolls' hair and a child's limbs, expensive beaded frippery doesn't just grow back once you cut it off. She reportedly...
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It's Time to Break Up the Big Banks
Everybody talks about the "Too Big to Fail" problem: financial institutions that are so huge and interconnected that, when they run into a crisis, the public will always bail them out, because the...
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KFC Employee Fired for Making Out with Boob-Shaped Tub of Mashed Potatoes and...
Facebook photos of a KFC employee in Tennessee making out with what appears to be a tub of mashed potatoes molded in the shape of a boob were recently brought to the attention of local CBS affiliate...
View ArticleSmooth Operator Sloth Puts the Slow Moves on His Human Love Interest
Rachael Hosein says the day she met Matty the Baby Sloth at the Sloth Sanctuary in Costa Rica was "the best day of my life." Watching him smooth-move his way into her heart with a gift of flower...
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The NYPD's Spying Program: Coming Soon to a City or Corporation Near You
Last August, the NYPD announced they'd partnered with Microsoft to create an elaborate city-wide spying/surveillance program, called the Domain Awareness System. The program provides the department...
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Man in Kentucky Arrested for Breaking Into Firehouse, Allegedly Masturbating...
Last weekend, 27-year-old Nicholas Gonzales got drunk in Louisville, Kentucky. Then, as drunk people tend to do, he made a stupid decision and allegedly broke into a nearby firehouse, smashing one of...
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Guests at L.A. Hotel Spent Weeks Drinking Water Contaminated by a Dead Body
When a maintenance worker at L.A.'s Cecil Hotel opened the hotel's rooftop water tank to investigate low water pressure, he found something inside he probably wasn't expecting: a dead body....
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The Investigating Officer In the Oscar Pistorius Case Faces 7 Counts of...
According to South Africa's Eyewitness News, Hilton Botha, the investigating officer in the Oscar Pistorius murder case, faces seven counts of attempted murder related to a 2009 shooting. Botha and...
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White Nurses Only: Hospital Denies Allowing Swastika-Tattooed Man's Request
A veteran nurse is suing the Hurley Medical Center in Flint, Mich., over what she says was a request by a swastika-tattooed man that no African-American nurses care for his child—a request the hospital...
View ArticleHere Is a Woman Who Stings Herself With Bees, Making Her Sex 'Great'
TLC's weekly hoot My Strange Addiction profiled one of its wackiest specimens yet last night. Fifty-three-year-old Margaret is a ringer for Mackenzie Phillips who lives in Morningview, KY and stings...
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Employee at Stress-Ball Company Goes Apeshit on Boss, Coworkers
A temporary warehouse worker at a company that manufactures stress balls among other novelty items exploded with rage after being told by his manager that he was being let go. Darren Baldwin pleaded...
View ArticleThis Ridiculously Adorable Duet is One Proud Dad's Greatest Achievement to Date
"My greatest achievement," brags proud dad Jesse Teeters. "The culmination of 2.5 years of parenting. Our first duet." Teeters and his little daughter collaborating on Piero Umiliani's timeless "Mah...
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Can You Eat Your Own Poop?
Hello, it is time for "Hey, Science," our nauseatingly scientific weekly feature in which we have your most provocative scientific questions answered by real live scientists (or related experts). No...
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Three Dead After Gun-Battling Maserati Crashes in 'Fireball' on Las Vegas Strip
Three people are dead on the Las Vegas strip after a gun battle between passengers of an SUV and a Maserati came to a fiery end at a busy intersection outside Bally's casino—blowing up a taxicab and...
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There Are No Used Cars For Sale Any More
In my day, if you wanted to buy a car, you just opened up the "newspaper" to the "classified ads" section and looked under "used cars." (Later, you had to find some money also.) Things change. These...
View ArticleJustin Timberlake Continues To Sleepwalk Through His Comeback With Another...
Justin Timberlake performed "Mirrors" from his upcoming 20/20 Experience album at last night's BRIT Awards in London. When that track was released after the Grammy Awards, it seemed like an...
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Landlord Whipped Tenant's 'Bare Buttocks' with Belt Over Late Rent Check
Police say a landlord in the southwest Ohio village of Waynesville has admitted to spanking a male tenant several times on his bare butt with a belt. 53-year-old Ron Kronenberger had allegedly told...
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Unlikely Trio Laura Bush, Colin Powell, Dick Cheney Appear in Same-Sex...
The former First Lady's feathers have been ruffled. An advertisement supporting same-sex marriage used a clip of Laura Bush without her permission, and she is very upset. The soundbite captured by...
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Shia LaBeouf Plagiarized His Apology to Alec Baldwin from Esquire's 'How to...
Shia LaBeouf was all set for his first stroll along the Great White Way before abruptly departing Daniel Sullivan's upcoming production of Lyle Kessler's Orphans due to "creative differences." In an...
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