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Cardinal Favored to Become First Black Pope Blames Gay Priests for the...
In an interview last week with CNN, Ghanaian Cardinal Peter Turkson, considered by many to be the favorite to succeed Pope Benedict XVI (which would make him the first black Pope), created an uproar...
View ArticleJoe Biden's Advice for Defending Your Home: 'Buy a Shotgun, Buy a Shotgun'
Master schmoozer Joe Biden took part in something called a "Facebook town hall" hosted by Parents Magazine earlier today. Biden was there, presumably, to talk about parenting advice, but, as tends to...
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Restaurant Explodes in Street Inferno, Injuring 16
A huge natural gas explosion—"like an earthquake," one witness said—burned a Kansas City restaurant to the ground yesterday evening, injuring 16, some critically, and leaving one person unaccounted...
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Authorities in Oklahoma Say They Seriously Believe Local Man Spontaneously...
An Oklahoma man who was found dead in his kitchen is suspected to have died as a result of spontaneous human combustion. "The body was burned and it was incinerated," said Sequoyah County Sheriff Ron...
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Letters From Death Row: Britt Ripkowski, Texas Inmate 999325
As part of an ongoing project, we've written letters to U.S. death row inmates who are scheduled for execution this year. We asked them about their lives and about their thoughts on various issues....
View ArticleWeatherman Blacks Out During Live Report from Inside a Stunt Plane
You don't need a weatherman to know that enduring 8 g is going to make the average person pass out, but Grant Denyer decided to demonstrate anyway. The intrepid Australia...
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Mike Bloomberg Will Leave the Homeless Worse Off Than He Found Them
New York City Michael "Mayor Mike" Bloomberg, the 20th richest human in the world, said this yesterday about his administration's policy of requiring single adults "to prove they have no other...
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Why We Can't Have Nice Things: That Hilarious Fake Guy Fieri Menu Is Just a...
Last night Gawker received a tip from a person claiming to be friends with the graphic designer allegedly responsible for the Internet's new favorite thing: The fake Guy Fieri menu currently parked at...
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Now You Can Dress Like a Mailperson: The U.S. Postal Service is Launching a...
At last, the unattainable glamour of the mailman is within your sweaty grasp: the U.S. Postal Service announced Tuesday plans to release a fashion line for men. (Estimated delivery date for a women's...
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Police in Georgia Use Dummy Facebook Account 'Misty Hancock' to Inform Woman...
Worse still, Anna Lamb-Creasey says it took three weeks for her to happen across the notice, because it was automatically filtered into Facebook's "other messages" folder. The Clayton County mother...
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Breitbart Reporter Suckered into Believing in Joke Terrorist Group
Last week, Breitbart.com Editor-at-Large Ben Shapiro, citing Senate sources, claimed that "one of the reasons that President Barack Obama's nominee for Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hagel, has not turned...
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Senator Confesses to Secret Out-of-Wedlock Son with Daughter of Another Senator
Pete Domenici, the retired New Mexico senator, announced to the Albuquerque Journal today that he fathered a son out of wedlock more than 30 years ago, keeping the child's existence and identity a...
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New Jersey DMV Refuses to Let Pastafarian Take Driver’s License Photo with...
A devout member of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster had the cops called on him by employees at a Dayton, New Jersey, Motor Vehicle Commission facility after he demanded to be allowed to wear...
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If You're Going to Harass a Baby Manatee Maybe Don't Post Photos of Your...
Authorities in St. Lucie County, Florida, arrested a man earlier this week after he posted photos on Facebook showing him manhandling a manatee calf he spotted in Taylor Creek. One of the photos shows...
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Style Thief M.I.A. Claims the Grammys Stole Her Style
Outspoken sonic collagist/"Paper Planes" sing-songer/truffle fries enthusiast M.I.A. is alleging that the Grammys ripped off a recent stage set of hers. On Twitter, she proclaimed, "IM KEEPING A STEAL...
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Single Brothers Looking for Love on Craigslist Get Inundated with Replies...
After finding themselves without a date to their cousin's wedding in Saratoga — and after being told that bringing dates was "mandatory" in order to keep them from "harass[ing] all of [the bride's]...
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British Men DEFINITELY Wouldn't Sleep With Kristen Stewart If They Had the...
A broken piñata shaped like a dinosaur. An HP LaserJet printer infested with bed bugs. An old, empty potato chip bag they found under the bleachers. All of these things would make for a better lay than...
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The Mystery of Israel's 'Prisoner X'
A byzantine international spy scandal has been unravelling over the past two weeks with no end in sight. It involves double-agents, Mossad assassinations, nuclear sabotage, and the too-good-to-be-true...
View ArticleGay Mormon Guy Spends a Year Coming Out to His Family and Friends and...
After a year spent coming out to his family and friends, BYU student Jimmy Hales put together a compilation of reaction footage he has filmed during that time. Though the response he receives from his...
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Puerto Rico Supreme Court Upholds Ban Preventing Gay Couples from Adopting
With a narrow 5-4 vote, Puerto Rico's Supreme Court continues to ban gay couples from adopting children. The vote weighed in on an individual case, involving an unnamed woman who attempted to adopt the...
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